"twitter!"
Lu Zhishen was in a trance when he heard Sun Lei's words. He seemed to have realized something, but suddenly he heard a few crows calling from an old crow's nest on the willow tree in the yard.
"How dare you little birds talk so much!"
Lu Zhishen pointed at the old crow's nest and shouted. He had just lost a practice with Sun Lei for a while. He was unhappy in his heart. His enlightenment was interrupted by the crow again, and he felt an unknown anger in his heart.
It's a pity that the old crow couldn't understand Lu Zhishen's words and continued to chirp, but this seemed more like a provocation to Lu Zhishen.
"Master, take a rest for a moment. I'll get a ladder and lift this old crow's nest right away!"
Zhang San and Li Si hurriedly showed their courtesy. As rogues, they couldn't do anything else, but they couldn't do anything better than digging out an old crow's nest.
"I need a ladder! There are little old crow's nests, look at the Sa family!"
Lu Zhishen glanced at Sun Lei who was watching the excitement, and had some idea of showing off. He took off his outer robe and walked to the willow tree with his upper body. He leaned forward, holding the lower half of the willow tree with his right hand and the upper half with his left hand.
"Ah ah!"
Lu Zhishen suddenly exerted his strength, and the willow tree was slowly pulled up by him while it was dangling. The nest of crows on the treetop were frightened, but they could not fly, so they could only open their mouths and scream.
"Master is truly a god!"
"The master should be Arhat alive, otherwise how could he have such magical power!"
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When the gangsters saw Lu Zhishen's move, they were so frightened that they knelt down and knelt down to worship him. They even offered some incense sticks and some fruits to worship the gods.
"Holy crap, is this still a human?"
Sun Lei's jaw almost dropped when he saw it. He had always doubted the authenticity of the weeping willow tree. How could one person pull up a big tree with his own strength? People are not excavators! But now it seems that Lu Zhishen is really a pervert among perverts. Sun Lei even doubts whether Lu Zhishen is a robot under his fat skin.
"Brother, how about this trick from the Sa family?"
Lu Zhishen asked proudly when he saw Sun Lei's surprised expression. He was even more proud when he saw that Sun Lei was restrained by his move and didn't come back to his senses for a while.
"It's a waste of your talent not to pick up turds!"
Sun Lei came back to his senses, looked at the big willow tree being held by Lu Zhishen and said speechlessly.
"What are you doing holding that willow tree? You've killed a good weeping willow tree. I'm going to enjoy the coolness under the tree if the weather gets hotter!"
Seeing Lu Zhishen carrying the willow tree proudly, Sun Lei said, "This willow tree is of great use in summer."
"Excellent kung fu, great divine power! Master knows it well, this divine power is probably unrivaled by anyone in the world!"
Suddenly, there was a sound of clapping and cheering from outside the fence of the vegetable garden.
Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei looked over at the same time and saw a well-dressed middle-aged man standing outside the fence holding a paper fan. He had a leopard's head and eyes, a swallow's jaw and a tiger's beard. He was eight feet long and short in stature. He was thirty-four or five years old. .
"Finally someone knowledgeable!"
Lu Zhishen saw this man's extraordinary appearance, and praised himself vigorously. He said with a proud smile. With a push of his arm, the old crow's nest on the willow tree was shaken off, and it happened to fall on the head of the rogue. With another push, the willow tree fell like this. It stood up again.
"You guys go and find a secluded place to place the bird's nest. The Sa family is a monk and cannot kill living creatures in vain!"
Lu Zhishen said to the rogue with the bird's nest above his head.
"You guys, fill in the soil and don't let this willow tree die! The Sa family wants to enjoy the coolness under the tree with their brothers!"
Lu Zhishen said to the few gangsters next to him that he had not forgotten that Sun Lei asked for this willow tree to enjoy the shade. He thought that it would be good to have a big tree in the yard to enjoy the shade in summer.
"Master, this teacher is not ordinary, he is Lin Chong, the instructor of the 800,000 Imperial Army!"
Zhang San recognized the person and said quickly to Lu Zhishen.
"Since we are also people who know martial arts, why don't you come in and meet us and have a drink?"
Lu Zhishen looked at Lin Chong outside the fence and said.
"Haha, that's exactly what I meant."
After speaking, Lin Chong kicked his legs to the ground and directly crossed the fence that was nearly a person high and entered the courtyard.
"Good skill!"
Lu Zhishen clapped his hands and applauded when he saw it. Lin Chong's jump was not simple. His movements were graceful and smooth. You could tell he was a master at a glance.
"First a reckless man, then a coward. Isn't there a normal person in this world?"
Sun Lei looked at Lin Chong who jumped into the yard, shook his head and sighed, who is the most coward in the Water Margin? If Lin Chong is second, no one will dare to be first.
"Who is this brother?"
Lin Chong was far away and couldn't hear clearly what Sun Lei said, but he seemed to be talking about himself. He had just seen Sun Lei and Lu Zhishen fight with extraordinary martial arts skills, so he must be a good man.
"This is a good brother of the Sa family, called Monkey King Sun Lei."
Lu Zhishen said quickly. Lin Chong didn't hear clearly, but he heard clearly. Sun Lei was a coward when he opened his mouth. It would not be good to be heard.
"Who is the master?"
Lin Chong seemed to have heard about it, but he didn't remember it for a while.
"The Sa family is Lu Zhishen! Ruda became a monk in Tiha, Kansai. He only became a monk because he wanted to fight against injustice and killed people. I went to Tokyo when I was young and met my father Lin Tiha. He was also a good man!"
Lu Zhishen looked at Lin Chong and seemed to remember the past. He had met Lin Chong once when he was a child.
"It turned out to be Guanxi Lu Tiha. Before my father passed away, he often mentioned my uncle Lu, saying that he was a rare hero in the world."
When Lin Chong heard Lu Zhishen talk about meeting his father, he also remembered something and immediately held Lu Zhishen's hand with joy.
"I remember, they must be two of them, Guofeng, who planned to capture the flower-picking thief at the foot of Mount Wutai!"
Lin Chong looked at Lu Zhishen and then at Sun Lei. Suddenly, something was widely circulated in the world recently. A Jinghu thief was captured in Mount Wutai. The ones who acted heroically were a monk from Mount Wutai and a man named Monkey King. The nickname of Sun Lei's hero, Monkey King, was too loud. Everyone was guessing what kind of brave hero he was, but they didn't expect to see him today.
"It's a small matter, isn't it just a thief? How can he escape from my grandson's Wuzhishan?"
Sun Lei stretched out a hand and said proudly, whether Lin Chong was a coward or not, he liked his flattery.
After putting food and drinks on the table and sitting down, Lin Chong first said that he and his wife came to Yue Temple to fulfill their vows. When passing by the vegetable garden, they found Lu Zhishen practicing martial arts. Seeing that his moves were extraordinary, he stayed to watch. His wife went to offer incense. Later, she saw Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei sparring very well. He pulled up the weeping willows again and was so impressed that he opened his mouth to applaud.
As the conversation got more exciting, Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen talked about the past, especially the friendship between their fathers, and said that when they got excited, they would cut off the chicken head and burn the yellow paper to make a sworn vow.
Sun Lei wanted to run away as soon as he saw him. He had no interest in sworn sworn relationship with a wimp, even if the wimp was capable. He was furious when he saw him, and just wanted to go up and shave the two big ears.
"That's just right, the three of us will become brothers!"
Lu Zhishen knew that Sun Lei could run away, so he had already grabbed Sun Lei with one hand. His iron-like hands prevented Sun Lei from breaking free. This was why the monkey couldn't jump out of Wuzhi Mountain!
"Damn it, why are you sworn in and dragging me along! I don't easily stop being sworn in with others!"
Sun Lei struggled to hide, but unfortunately Lu Zhishen's hand was too strong.
"Don't blame me, Coach Lin. This brother of mine just speaks out."
Lu Zhishen quickly explained to Lin Chong that Sun Lei could clearly call him a coward.
Zhang San and Li Si were very fast, and they caught the chickens directly from the chicken coop. There were ready-made yellow paper in the Buddhist temple, and incense and candles were everywhere.
"Sa Jia remembered that you and Sa Jia haven't become sworn sworn friends yet, so we happened to be together today!"
Lu Zhishen looked at Sun Lei suddenly, and then he remembered that he and Sun Lei had not become sworn friends yet.
"Brothers are still brothers even if they are not sworn brothers. If brothers are not sworn brothers, they are only superficial brothers!"
Sun Lei poked with two fingers, hitting the numb tendon in Lu Zhishen's elbow. Lu Zhishen only felt numbness in his arm and could no longer exert any strength, so he let go of Sun Lei.
"You're such a good grappler and you still want to catch me?"
Sun Lei jumped away and said, he had already thought of the technique to crack Lu Zhishen's grappling hand.