"Master Lu! Young Master Sun! Thank you both for helping our villagers get rid of harm!"
The old man bowed to Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei.
"I wonder how the village elder plans to deal with this thief?"
Sun Lei looked at Zhang Feng, who was drowned by rotten vegetable leaves. There was no way for the thief to be handed over to the government. Sun Lei inquired and found out that the nearest county government was seventy or eighty miles away, and half of it was mountainous. He was curious about the village. How will the people deal with it.
"Follow the country's rules, leave his body intact and hang him in front of the archway!"
The old man said without any emotion that he must calm down the anger of the villagers from all over the country and warn the thieves that this is not a place where they can act recklessly.
"This guy is so cheap."
When he heard that the whole body should be left intact after being hanged, Lu Zhishen said with a groan. In his opinion, it was not an exaggeration to think that the thief could be divided into five pieces.
Under the command of the old man, a group of strong villagers dug Zhang Feng out from the pile of rotten vegetables and leaves, tied him to a flatbed truck with a rope, started parading through the streets, and then hanged him at the archway in front of the town.
It was too late, and there was nothing wrong with Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei. At the invitation of the village elder, Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei had a banquet and celebrated all night before returning to the mountain.
"How come the Sa family has never heard of your name?"
On the way up the mountain, Lu Zhishen suddenly asked. He was also a gangster. Although he was only active in Kansai, he had heard of heroes in the world, and had never heard of the name of the Monkey King Sun Lei.
"You are ignorant. Who knew Weizhou Tiha Ruda before you killed Guanxi? Now you know the Monkey King Sun Lei!"
Sun Lei said proudly that today he has achieved the title of Monkey King. He wonders if anyone will kneel down and call him brother when they meet in the future.
"Brother, aren't you afraid of violating taboos by calling this nickname? The emperor is a petty person. Many literati were convicted just because of their articles and poems, but they have fame and honor, which can reduce their crimes. You don't have fame. If you take a nickname like this, you will be beheaded if it spreads."
Lu Zhishen reminded Sun Lei that the Song Dynasty also had strict control over words with allusions and ambiguities. He had also encountered this in Dang Tiha. But fortunately, there is a rule not to kill scholar-bureaucrats, and literati can reduce their crimes. Sun Lei has no official title, and the Monkey King has the same meaning as the emperor. This will be convicted of treason. If it is reported, It is a crime of decapitation.
"I came to this world, why should I look at other people's eyes? I am happy, I am happy, wouldn't it be happy to drink a lot of wine and eat a big piece of meat? Then the emperor has pissed me off, I will beat you without fail, and I will travel through time without rebelling, which is equivalent to Son of a bitch!"
Sun Lei hummed a tune and said.
"Haha, he really has the same personality as the Sa family."
Lu Zhishen laughed when he saw that Sun Lei didn't care and stopped talking about it. He liked Sun Lei's free and easy character like him very much, and he was not afraid of offending the gods, gods, and Buddha.
The road up the mountain is actually not that easy to walk. Although the road has been repaired by temples and pilgrims, it is only passable and is far from easy to walk.
Sun Lei was still curiously looking at the scenery in the mountains. The first time he was carried up the mountain by Lu Zhishen, Sun Lei was not in the mood to look at the scenery. Later, when he came down the mountain, he was filled with thoughts of getting rich and did not pay attention to the scenery in the mountains. Now he looks like:
Clouds cover the top of the mountain, and the sun turns over the mountainside. The high peaks seem to be connected to the Tianguan Pass, and the uneven peaks and peaks invade the Han Dynasty. The flowers and trees in front of the rock are dancing in the spring breeze and exhaling their fragrance; the wisteria at the entrance of the cave is covered with tender threads hanging upside down in the rain. Feiyun Waterfall, the Milky Way shadow soaked in the cold moonlight; pines on the cliffs, iron horn bells shaking the dragon's tail. It should be dyed by rubbing indigo and made of natural artificial jade. The root plate presses down three thousand feet, and its momentum swallows up four hundred states.
"Master Lu, why is this temple built on a mountain? Aren't you tired of walking up and down it? No wonder I didn't see many pilgrims in Wenshu Monastery. They were all scared away by the mountain road."
After walking for two hours, Sun Lei complained. He was no longer in the mood to see the scenery. This was different from mountain climbing in later generations. The road was difficult to travel. There were not even stone steps. There were many potholes on the dirt road. It was half an hour better than before when traveling. Sun Lei was still tired after climbing to the top of the mountain. Sun Lei was now wondering why the temple was not built at the bottom of the mountain because the incense was at its peak. This would also be convenient for believers and pilgrims to offer incense. It would not be a bandit den and there would be no need to fear government encirclement and suppression.
"I heard from the supervisor in the temple that the Buddha said: The Dharma should not be preached lightly! It seems that if it is too easy to go to the temple, no one will believe it! So the temple must be built on the mountain, and the rich pilgrims are sitting there Those who went up in sedan chairs could not walk."
Seeing that Sun Lei was tired, Lu Zhishen shook his head and said.
“You look like you have a good body, how come you’re like this after taking so few steps!”
In terms of height, Sun Lei is about the same as Lu Zhishen, but not as strong as Lu Zhishen.
"Who can compare with you, you are like a monster!"
Sun Lei was speechless. His physical ability was nothing to say. He could walk on this mountain road for three or four hours with Lu Zhishen step by step. This was already very impressive in later generations. Sun Lei now wondered how Lu Zhishen treated him that day. The person who carried it up the mountain was simply not a human being!
"It looks like you don't know Kung Fu. When you go to the mountain, I'll teach you some Kung Fu. I guarantee that going up and down the mountain will be the same as playing in the future!"
Lu Zhishen chuckled, patted his chest and looked at Sun Lei.
"Is it possible that I still live in the mountains with you?"
Sun Lei was a little moved. He was worried that he had no place to go. It would be good to have a place to stay. He thought about where to go in the future.
"Of course, when you go to Shan Sa's family, ask the elder to ordain you too. After a while, Sa's family will find a way to help you get an ordination, and then you can become a monk in Wenshu Monastery."
Lu Zhishen was talking as he walked.
"Hey, Master Lu, when did I say I wanted to become a monk? Don't mess around!"
Sun Lei stopped and did not dare to go further up the mountain. If he went up the mountain and had his hair shaved and became a monk, Sun Lei would be really heartbroken. What is the difference between this kind of time travel and becoming a eunuch?
"Humph! You look like a playboy at first glance. I'm afraid it won't harm others if you let him out. It's better to lock him up in a temple!"
Lu Zhishen looked at Sun Lei as if he had seen through Sun Lei's heart.
"Who said that? I'm just philanthropic, you know! Fraternity!"
Sun Lei turned around and was about to go down the mountain. It didn't matter if he had no place to go. It was better to just find a place than to be a monk.
"Want to leave?"
Lu Zhishen grabbed Sun Lei's shoulders, but Sun Lei couldn't get away no matter what.
"Brother, go up the mountain with Sa's family. It's a good thing to become a monk. No matter how many people ask for it, you can't get it!"
Lu Zhishen took Sun Lei and dragged him up the mountain. Being a monk is very beneficial. He killed Zheng Tu and was chased by the government. He had no way out. He ran thousands of miles and couldn't escape. He hid in Tibet and ran all the way from Weizhou to Yan Goose. In Men County, it turned out that the arrest documents for his arrest were also posted here. Until he became a monk, he no longer had to worry about anyone being arrested. As long as there was an ultimatum, the government would not find out about his family members.
"It's a good thing, you can do it yourself. I didn't say I wanted to be a monk. It's not sweet to be coercive!"
Sun Lei struggled, but couldn't get free. He could only shout, but there was no one else in the forest except birds and wild beasts.
Sun Lei was very frustrated. Why was it always like this every time he went up the mountain? The first time he was tied up and carried up the mountain by Lu Zhishen as a lewd thief, and the second time he was forced to go up the mountain to become a monk.
"Even being a fallen grass is better than being a monk!"
Sun Lei shouted in his heart that Lu Zhishen had such a stubborn temper, a stubborn mind, and was very barbaric in what he did, so maybe he would be ordained.
