"Well, this, I don't want any of this."
No more!
The anger in the shopping guide's heart reached its peak in an instant.
"Wrap up the rest."
Wrap them all up!
MD, what’s not enough about teasing me? There are seven in total of the ones you mentioned, which add up to nearly 40,000 yuan. Your monthly living expenses are 40,000 yuan. Are you eating shit? You eat so much in a month?
"Oops." Yang Dongxu exclaimed, "I don't have so much money with me."
Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng immediately took a few steps back and looked at Yang Dongxu in astonishment, wanting to say that they didn't know this person.
The shopping guide was about to go berserk at this time. If there was a kitchen knife next to her, she would definitely grab it and stab Yang Dongxu a few times.
"Protect..." The shopping guide wanted to call the security guard to come over and beat the person, but she was stuck as soon as she shouted a word, because Yang Dongxu took out his wallet from his butt pocket.
"Fortunately, I brought my bank card. There is a POS machine here. Calculate how much it costs to swipe the card." Yang Dongxu took out a bank card and waved it in front of the shopping guide.
"Ah? What?" The shopping guide with burning eyes was stunned for a long time, not knowing what he should do.
"Swipe your card to pay. Don't you want me to take all these things away if I don't pay?"
"Pay?" The shopping guide raised his eyebrows.
She looked at Yang Dongxu and then at the bank card in his hand. She seriously suspected that the other party was continuing to swipe her money.
"Should I brush it or not? If not, I'll ask others to brush it for me. This won't count as your performance." Seeing the other party looking at him with gritted teeth, Yang Dongxu was confused.
I don't think I offended this shopping guide. She looked like she wanted to eat me. What did she mean?
"Swipe, swipe, swipe, I'll swipe it for you." The shopping guide snorted and came to the POS machine next to him. As if he was slapping Yang Dongxu in the face, he stuffed his bank card into the cash register next to it, which was like a computer and a printer. Medium: "Password!"
"What are you..." Yang Dongxu became angry instantly. I am here to consume. What do you mean by acting like a dead father?
However, before he could get angry, he was pulled by Zhuo Qing'er next to him: "She may have misunderstood something."
"Misunderstanding?" Yang Dongxu was stunned for a moment, looked at Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng who were distanced from him, and then looked at the shopping guide, showing a sudden realization.
It turns out that I was radiated by my own aura of pretending to be sexy. Forget it, for the sake of your good looks, I won’t argue with you, a little girl. So he lowered his head and entered the password.
Seeing that Yang Dongxu actually entered the password, not only the shopping guide was stunned, but Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng next to him were also stunned.
Only Zhuo Qing'er woke up and quickly took Yang Dongxu's hand to enter the password: "No, there is no need to buy such an expensive gift."
Girlfriend cooperates in acting? This was everyone's first reaction when they saw Zhuo Qing'er's performance. But only Zhuo Qinger himself knew that this little money was really nothing to Yang Dongxu. Excluding Millennium Supermarket, which is still expanding rapidly this year, Yang Dongxu's income from the Yang Family Banquet alone for one day is enough to buy these selected bracelets.
"It's okay. I agreed to give you a gift for your birthday." Yang Dongxu took her hand away.
"But this is too much."
"It's not much. It's just right to wear one every day without repeating the same look for a week. How about we buy 30, so that we don't have the same look every day or a month?" Yang Dongxu continued to run on the road of pretending to be X.
But as soon as these words came out, Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng were further away from him, and the sky turned completely dark for the shopping guide.
It's not the same day after day or month after month. Wait a little while and you don’t have that much money in your card. I’ll punch you in the panda eye, raise your leg to lift your vaginal leg, and make you spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair.
Ding!
After entering the password and clicking confirmation, the cash register, which takes up more space than a big-ass computer, began to spit out receipts.
The air froze in an instant, Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng's pupils dilated, the shopping guide looked in disbelief, and the security guard who was trying to rush over not far away stopped in his tracks.
I don’t know how long it took for the shopping guide to feel a hand waving in front of him.
"Hey, you've come back to life. Give me your bank card and wrap the things for me." Yang Dongxu's hands kept shaking in front of the shopping guide.
"Ah!" A piercing scream instantly pierced Yang Dongxu's eardrums. The decibel of the sound was definitely in the hic key, and it was extremely long-lasting.
"I'm going to call you. Hurry and wrap up the things for me." Yang Dongxu stretched out his hand and pinched the female shopping guide's face. The force was so strong that the pain instantly brought her back to her senses.
"You..." Ruchu's gentle move made the female shopping guide's face turn red instantly.
"Does it hurt? So you're not dreaming, so you're welcome." Yang Dongxu said without changing his expression.
"Why don't you pinch yourself?" The female shopping guide looked embarrassed and angry.
"It's not like I doubt that I'm dreaming. Well, if you're still not at ease, you can check to see if your machine is broken. If it's not broken, please wrap up the things I bought and return the bank card to me. My girlfriend has a lot of things to do during her birthday today, so I don’t have time to grind my teeth with you here.”
Yang Dongxu looked calm and calm, but he felt full of strength in his heart.
...
At the entrance of the mall, Zhuo Qing'er was holding a large bag of gold bracelets and watching Zhao Wei and Zheng Qingfeng leave, who looked like they had seen ghosts.
"Um... I'll pay you back the money later. Thank you this time." Looking at Yang Dongxu who looked proud, Zhuo Qing'er bit her teeth and turned to look inside the mall.
"You don't want to go back and return the goods, do you?" Yang Dongxu looked at Zhuo Qing'er: "It's clearly written above that returns without reason are subject to a 10% discount. You're wasting a lot of money on this refund."
"Is there such a rule in the gold store?" Zhuo Qing'er asked blankly.
Yang Dongxu suddenly discovered that this girl who used to be a thief and looked like a little hedgehog could be so silly and cute.
"Okay, it's really a birthday gift for you. You don't have to pay it back. Otherwise, if your daughter came to you that day and found that all your bracelets were gone, wouldn't I be pretending in vain?"
"But these gifts are too expensive." Although she didn't understand what Yang Dongxu meant by pretending, she really felt that the gifts in her hand were too heavy to accept.
"If you feel embarrassed, come and kiss me as a reward." Yang Dongxu smiled and moved his face closer.
"Is it a good idea?" Zhuo Qing'er glanced at Yang Dongxu, turned around and walked into the mall. She realized at this time that the 10% discount on unreasonable returns was obviously deceiving him.
"Are you really going to return it?" Yang Dongxu quickly grabbed her: "I really want to give you a birthday gift. I would be embarrassed if you returned it like this."
"Who are you to give me such an expensive gift?" Zhuo Qing'er glanced at Yang Dongxu and returned to his previous hedgehog personality.
"Your boyfriend." Yang Dongxu blurted out.
Then he was stunned, and so was Zhuo Qing'er.
The two of them just stared at each other blankly for an unknown amount of time. Yang Dongxu was the first to react: "Let's go and order a cake. Tell us what you want to eat. It's your birthday today and I will listen to you." "
Yang Dongxu pulled Zhuo Qing'er out of the mall, and Zhuo Qing'er just let him pull her and stared blankly at Yang Dongxu without answering or speaking.
...
I have a headache, a very severe headache, as if my brain has been split in the middle.
Scratching his hands on the bed, Yang Dongxu tried to find where the sheets were. The temperature in the morning was still a bit low. He felt naked. He was half-awakened by the cold at this time.
But when he grabbed it, his body instantly became stiff, and the pain in his head slowed his reaction for a moment. When he touched something, he squeezed it subconsciously, and then he realized what he was doing and quickly retracted his hand and sat up.
He opened his eyes and shook his head for a long time before he could clearly see who was next to him, and then he began to look at the room in front of him.
How much wine did you drink yesterday?
Forgot, completely forgot.
He only remembered that he took Zhuo Qing'er to his birthday and asked Du Fei not to follow him. Then we ate first, and for some reason we ordered wine and the two of us started drinking.
After eating and drinking, I didn’t seem to be satisfied, so I went to Karaoke and drank a lot more. As for what happened after that...I can't remember the short film at all.
However, he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the clothes on Zhuo Qing'er next to him were still neat despite being messy. He had taken off a lot of clothes, but his briefs were still firmly on his body.
There shouldn't be a story about drunken sex, but Zhuo Qing'er's breasts leaking out is really attractive at this time, and it seems possible to supplement this plot.
However, this idea was dismissed as soon as it popped into his mind. It was not that Yang Dongxu wanted to maintain his childlike status. But the whole house was so smelly that it was impossible to brew any emotions.
Why did the house stink worse than a latrine?
The best explanation is that they both drank too much and had no one to take care of them. Fortunately, there were no traces of vomiting on the bed, but other places were not complimentary. Although the two of them didn't have much clothes on them, the smell was really not. Most people can tolerate it.
"Okay, then don't sleep. You wash first and I wash first?" Yang Dongxu shook his head and couldn't find where his shoes were. It was obvious that he couldn't wear his clothes anymore, so he had to skip out of the bedroom in his pants.
The living room was also in a mess, with several empty wine bottles lying on the floor. It was obvious that the karaoke session yesterday was not enough, so the two of them drank for the third time.
Fortunately, the balcony was very clean. Regardless of the cold at this time, Yang Dongxu walked to the balcony and opened the window to breathe in the fresh air, otherwise he would have fainted.
Standing on the balcony, holding a sofa cushion in front of me, this is a six-story residential community. Although it is very new, it is very conservative. Standing shirtless on the balcony was already enough of a bulge, but he didn't want to be seen in briefs and called a pervert.
Just after taking a few breaths of fresh air, he saw Zhuo Qing'er with messy hair walking out of the room. When I saw Yang Dongxu standing on the balcony, his expression was a little unnatural. The sofa cushions blocked the light in front but not the back.
But she didn't struggle too much and rushed into the bathroom quickly. Even Yang Dongxu couldn't stand the smell on her body, not to mention she was still a girl.
The fresh air brought Yang Dongxu back to his senses completely. Although his head was still a little dizzy and had a headache, his consciousness was fully awake. So he leaned on the balcony railing and began to look at the room.
The latest layout of two bedrooms and one living room. Despite the mess caused by two drunkards yesterday, the decoration of the whole room is quite warm. However, the black and white photos placed on the table on the left side of the living room make the warmth a little more desolate. , that is a photo of an old man, with a very loving smile on his face.
