Master Zhang is very proud today and feels very happy.
After quarreling with the stinky old man, he looked dumbfounded but kept his promise and couldn't do anything. He felt so happy in his heart.
"He is simply a fool." Master Zhang commented.
After returning to his residence, he carefully looked around and made sure that no one was around. After closing the door, Master Zhang took out a large amount of change from his pocket.
This is the tuition fee he collected today, with some parts and all. If you meet a disciple who has plenty of money, he will accept two hundred or three hundred. Even if he doesn't have enough money, he will ask for ten or twenty dollars, or even a few dollars. After all, it's all money. If you don't take it, you won't get it. If you refuse, wouldn't it hurt the disciple's heart? In order not to make his apprentice sad, he refused to accept anyone who came.
"One...two...three..." After spitting on his fingers, Master Zhang began to count the money. The more he counted, the more excited he became, "As expected of Yanjing." Ah, it’s different under the emperor’s feet, ordinary people are so rich.”
Master Zhang was very emotional after playing with the last two-dollar number. One thousand and thirty-six yuan, so he still had 60 cents in change, which he bought some ice cream in change when he came back.
In this era when the average salary is two to three hundred yuan, more than one thousand yuan is undoubtedly a huge sum of money. After all, today's households with ten thousand yuan are absolutely rich.
Although Master Zhang had calculated before that as long as he stayed in that park, he would definitely earn a lot of money, but he did not expect to collect so much tuition on the first day. If his fame spreads again in two days, the money will not be rolling in. Come.
At this time, Master Zhang was extremely glad that he had not been influenced by the previous failed colleagues and gritted his teeth and went ahead. If he was like the other colleagues who also liked the land in the park but were afraid of the old man and did not dare to accept students, how could he have such a huge opportunity to make money now?
Bang bang bang...
There was a knock on the door, and Master Zhang frowned: "Who is it?"
"Checking the water meter."
"Isn't the water meter in the yard?" Master Zhang frowned for a moment. He lived in a large courtyard. The latrines were shared, the kitchen was shared, the bathroom was made of several wooden boards, and there were no water pipes in his house. , where did the water meter come from?
"Oh, I made a mistake, the gas is bad." A voice came from outside the door.
Master Zhang's face instantly became alert: "My house has no gas, please leave quickly. If you don't leave, I will call the police."
Master Zhang's voice was loud because he was not the only one living in the courtyard. His loud voice naturally wanted to attract the attention of other people in the courtyard.
But when someone in the yard seemed to hear the noise and came out to see what was going on, Master Zhang's door was kicked open with a bang. Then, before Master Zhang could react, a sack was thrown over him.
"Don't cause trouble for yourself with personal grudges." A man with a sinister face directly revealed a machete.
Seeing that his master's house seemed to be robbed, the apprentice in the yard wanted to go up and help. But I saw Dao paused for a moment, and then was pulled back by the women who rushed out of the house.
The people living in the courtyard are not wealthy households. Although they have been obsessed with practicing Qigong with Master Zhang recently, more family reasons force them to continue working.
So I saw that the man with the knife was not easy to mess with, and there were five or six people standing around him. He had something to do with his family, and those who wanted to rush forward hesitated but did not dare to come forward.
"Since you say that my master is a liar, Master Zhang and my master want to see you..." Seeing his men put the man into a sack and carry him out, the man with a sinister face took a knife and slapped the sack twice. Down.
Then, before many people could react, he rushed out of the courtyard and ran away. People in the courtyard, you look at me, I look at you, and you didn't know what to do for a while.
"Hero, man, please spare my life. I don't know who the master is. There may be a misunderstanding." Master Zhang in the sack became even more panicked when he heard that someone was seeking revenge.
If he encounters a robber, he thinks that he can use his sharp tongue to deceive the other person. But if a colleague comes to seek revenge, he cannot deceive him. After all, colleagues are enemies, and they are all eating from this bowl of rice, so no one knows who is who.
He kept trying to make excuses, or his various prayers to Master Zhang didn't get any response, which made him feel more and more uneasy and he was about to cry.
I don’t know how long it took for the car to suddenly stop. Master Zhang was shocked and said: "Hero, please spare your life, hero, please spare your life. I have an eighty-year-old mother above me and a three-year-old child below me..."
Before he could finish speaking, he felt himself being lifted out of the car and then the sack was untied.
"You are so old and you have a three-year-old son, you are going strong." After adapting to the light, a very young man appeared in front of him, with a half-smile on his face and a tone full of ridicule.
"You are..." Master Zhang, who thought he was going to be silenced somewhere, was stunned for a moment. He felt that the young man in front of him looked familiar, but he couldn't remember what grudge he had against him for a moment.
"This morning, over there at Dong'anfu Hutong Park." Yang Dongxu said with a smile.
"You...which courtyard are you from?" Master Zhang suddenly thought of something.
That old man Xuan was a stepping stone. He had naturally investigated the other party's background, so when old man Xuan went home in anger and Yang Dongxu went to the park to see the situation, one of his apprentices identified Yang Dongxu to him.
"It seems that the investigation is very complete." Yang Dongxu smiled and waved his hand. Several people next to him pushed back, and Yang Dongxu squatted down: "I heard that you practice the magic of the universe. If you practice it, you can become an immortal?"
"I am the reincarnation of an immortal, so I can naturally become an immortal..." Seeing that the other party asked these questions, Master Zhang lied.
"Really?" Yang Dongxu looked at Master Zhang with a strange smile.
"I heard the sounds of the fairy world and the eighteen levels of hell. Do you think it's true?" Although he felt something was wrong with Yang Dongxu's smile, Master Zhang subconsciously said his deceptive words.
"Oh, what's the sound like in the fairy world...is it like this?" Yang Dongxu continued to ask, but before Master Zhang could answer, he slapped him.
"You dare to hit me, aren't you afraid of the Jade Emperor's punishment?" Master Zhang sat up straight in an instant, exuding an intimidating aura.
This is one of his trump cards. Whenever he encounters any trouble that he cannot deal with, he will use this momentum. Coupled with the foolish people's fear of God to achieve their own goals.
Snapped!
Yang Dongxu slapped him again: "The Jade Emperor is punishing you? Are you talking about a thunder strike from the sky? Come and ask the Jade Emperor to rain down a thunder for me to see?"
"Such a blasphemy against the gods, your soul will definitely be sent to the eighteenth level of hell." Master Zhang's expression did not change at all, and his eyes were shining, which would have been even better, if he was not still in the sack.
"I don't know if I can go to the eighteenth level of hell, but I know you are about to meet King Yama?"
"Ignorant child, I am the Star King in the sky. Even if Yama meets me, I still have to salute. How dare you be so rude?"
"Star Lord? Which one of the twenty-eight stars are you, or the star Lord of Fortune, Luxu and Shou? Is it the God of Wealth? Or the Arrow Star Lord, the Sagittarius Star Lord? Or the Lion Star Lord? Is it the Erlang Star? Jun?"
"Erlang Xingjun is my junior?" Master Zhang was a little dazed when he heard some Xingjuns that he had heard of or not heard coming out of Yang Dongxu's mouth, but finally he heard one he was familiar with and powerful and said immediately.
"Then what's your relationship with the Jade Emperor?"
"I am a minister under the Jade Emperor. Does a first-rank official know?"
"That's not right. You are the elder of Erlang Shen, and the Jade Emperor is the uncle of Erlang Shen. So you should be related to the Jade Emperor. If you are related to the Jade Emperor, you should be related to the emperor." Yang Dongxu counted on his fingers. Guan said.
"Is that so?" Master Zhang had a puzzled look on his face. One of his methods of deception was to show off his appearance, and the other was some mythical stories that he only knew a little about and heard from hearsay. As for the relationship between the Jade Emperor and Erlang Shen, he really didn't know. Don't know. At the same time, they also forgot that there is no problem for relatives of the emperor to be first-class officials, so Yang Dongxu's rebuttal is not valid.
"Of course it is, but do you know who I am?"
"Who are you?" Master Zhang asked subconsciously.
"I am Wutian."
"Wutian?" Master Zhang had a question mark on his forehead.
"I am Wutian Buddha and Tathagata Buddha who came out from the belly of the Buddha Mother Peacock King Ming. Now I am walking around the world through the resurrection of the corpse, preparing to find the road to the Nine Netherworld. Do you know the road to the Nine Netherworld? Have you heard of the underworld? The Great Nine Netherworld Where is the Demon King? Does Satan know? Where is Lucifer? Then do you know Gabriel? How do you get around in the fairy world without knowing anything?" Yang Dongxu slapped him again.
"It turns out that you are also an Immortal. The Immortal should calm down. The Immortal should calm down. We are a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple. We do not know each other. Since you are the same generation as Tathagata Buddha, you should know that Tathagata Buddha has a very good relationship with the Jade Emperor. We are family."
"Family?" Yang Dongxu looked at Master Zhang with concern for mentally retarded children. Master Zhang felt that he might have said something wrong somewhere, but for a moment he didn't know where the mistake was.
"One family, one family." Since he didn't know what went wrong, Master Zhang could only accept it first. It was obviously right to get closer.
"How big of a family are you?" Yang Dongxu slapped him again: "Have you read too much Journey to the West? Are you still an immortal? What is Wutian Buddha? It means lawless. Do you understand that I am Tathagata and my enemy? "
"Ah?" Master Zhang had a look of astonishment on his face, but when he saw that Yang Dongxu's face was determined and did not look like he was lying, he felt a little doubtful. Although he hesitated in his heart, his mouth did not hesitate: "So that's the case. In fact, I also feel that It is unfair to go to the fairy world. Today I draw a clear line between myself and the fairy world. From now on, I will follow Wutian Buddha’s lead."
"No, no, no, no, no, if you draw a clear line between you and the fairy world, then what else am I going to do with you?"
"Ah? Buddha Wutian is looking for me because I have connections in the immortal world?" Master Zhang's mind was very active and he thought about something.
"It's necessary. Tathagata is my enemy, and the immortal world must also be my enemy. Since you are ready to abandon the dark and turn to the light, you are the best spy."
"Spy, I can do this." Master Zhang said immediately.
"you sure?"
"Of course, I am the elder of Erlang Shen in the fairy world. I know many secrets and am the most suitable spy." Master Zhang must be sure, not sure how to save his life.
"Then tell me some secrets of the fairy world?"
"This...this...this..."
"Forget it, let's not talk about this or that. Let's not talk about the previous things. I already know the things that I should know about the fairy world. I came to you today because I took a fancy to your identity as a first-class official. Help me find out. Another thing." Yang Dongxu said.
"whats the matter?"
"Ask where the leader of Tongtian Cult is sealed, and I'm going to rescue him and work together for a great cause." Yang Dongxu said seriously.
"The Legend of the Gods" was aired last year, and once it was aired it had the same screen-dominating effect as "Journey to the West".
"Tongtian?" Master Zhang looked stunned.
"That's right, it's Master Tongtian. He is a disciple of Patriarch Hongjun and a being on the same level as Yuanshi Tianzun. So many immortals on King Zhou's side are disciples and disciples of Master Tongtian. So I want to rescue him and work together for a great cause. Go and find out. Where is he sealed?"
"Oh, okay, okay." Master Zhang was a little dizzy.
"That's great." Hearing Master Zhang's promise, Yang Dongxu clapped his palms with excitement: "Go and find out quickly. After the matter is completed, I will put the Garden of Eden under your jurisdiction."
"Garden of Eden?" A new term came up that made Master Zhang dizzy again, but before he could think about it, he screamed out in horror: "What are you doing, what are you doing..."
"Nonsense, what else can I do? I'll send you back to the fairy world. How can you ask for news if you don't go back to the fairy world? Come on, get some firewood and gasoline, and put him on the fire. This will burn the mortal body to ashes. Master Zhang’s soul will ascend to heaven.”
"No, don't..." Upon hearing that the other party wanted to burn him to death, Master Zhang's voice suddenly became shrill.
"How can you go to heaven if you don't want to go to heaven? How can you help me find out if you don't go to heaven? You are so reneging on your word, are you kidding me?"
