[Little fairy? 】
[Uncle Emperor, there are no little immortals in the princess palace, only little ginseng spirits, hee hee. 】
ლ(＾ω＾ლ)
Luo Ranran fluttered her little feet and rubbed her little head against Princess Qingyang's belly.
[Mom, let me tell you quietly, this baby suspects that there is something wrong with the emperor’s uncle’s brain. I always feel that there is something abnormal about him! 】
Luo Huang:……(´._.｀)
What's wrong with him?
Princess Qingyang: ...Guobao is right.
Luo Ranran groaned: [With the emperor's uncle's mind, it is no wonder that his head was chopped off by Luo Fangjin three years later, and his body was hung on the city wall to dry for a full ninety-nine and eighty-one days. 】
Luo Huang:...Σ⊙▃⊙川
What? !
Cut off the head? ! !
Being Jin by Luo Fang? ! ! !
What on earth is going on here?
Could it be that the little fairy told him the tragic ending in disguise, so that he could be mentally prepared in advance?
Princess Qingyang:......(ﾟ⊿ﾟ)ﾂ
Poor royal brother, you died so miserably! ! !
Prince: ヾ(;⁰; Д ;⁰;)ﾉﾞ
God, why are our Luo family so miserable? Could it be that in the previous life we collectively dug up other people’s ancestral graves?
At this time, Guagua System, who was imprisoned in the small dark room, spoke to his little finger with a flattering and extremely flattering tone.
[Dear little master Ranran, Guagua detected a rich and bright green light on the top of your emperor uncle’s head, which almost blinded Guagua’s eyes. 】
Luo Ranran: (՞•Ꙫ•՞)ﾉ????
[What’s all the fuss about Green Light, Guagua, after following me for so long, you’re still so ignorant. 】
Guagua System hurriedly explained: [Ran Ran, this green light is not that green light. 】
Luo Ranran: ε(*´･ω･)зIs she ignorant?
【oh! Guagua, what kind of green light is that? 】
[Little Master Ranran, that is the legendary cuckold. It is not a cuckold, but a cuckold. Are you surprised or not? Are you surprised? 】
Guagua System chuckled. The laughter sounded a bit obscene, and Luo Ranran got goosebumps on the spot.
He curled his lips indifferently and said: [Cuckolds are good, they can block the sun in summer and keep out wind and snow in winter. 】
【That’s not the case! 】
The Guagua system is a bit catchy. How should we explain the true meaning of cuckolding to this little ginseng spirit who is not familiar with the world even though he is 500 years old?
Luo Ranran groaned: [If it’s not like this, then what kind of thing is it? Guagua, don’t forget, this baby is still angry before you spent all your points to buy skins. 】
Guagua:…
[Oh Ranran, Guagua has never experienced being cuckolded, so I don’t know how to explain it to you, but I can show you a video and you will know the true meaning of cuckolding. 】
Luo Ranran reluctantly nodded: [Okay! Open the video to this baby. 】
Guagua System: [According to the decree, my lord. 】
Luo Ranran looked at the video and smiled slyly.
In fact, when Guagua started talking about green light, she really didn't react. Later, when Guagua talked about cuckold, she suddenly realized.
In order to tease Guagua, and also want to see how Guagua would explain to her, I tricked it into showing such a video.
It just so happened that she was bored right now, and it was better to have a video to pass the time than to listen to her brainless uncle going crazy.
It's just that such a stupid system belongs to her.
Sorry, she really doesn't dare to compliment.
It was clear that she had laughed at Grandpa Huang's cuckolding just now, but Silly Guagua seemed to have forgotten it. It was hard not to make her wonder if his brain was normal?
Guagua cried out that she was wronged:……X﹏X
...Well, this video tells the story of a couple who were loving and entangled at first, but then the husband had a health problem.
But his wife has great needs and he cannot satisfy her.
My wife began to look for men outside. Finding one was not enough. She actually found a group of men. When she got tired of one, she would change to another. Don’t have too much fun.
Because the wife cuckolded her husband without any scruples and no principles, the husband was pickled with green from the inside out.
Even the shadows are green.
Finally one day, he couldn't stand the ridicule of the people around him and the humiliation of his wife, so he took a long sword and killed all his wife and his wife's concubines.
Finally, the husband laughed three times and shouted to the sky: "Hahaha, I am the damn thousand-year-old king and the eighty-thousand-year-old turtle. I will never be a Ninja Turtle again in my next life..."
After that, he wiped his neck with a sword and fell asleep with regret.
Luo Ranran clicked her tongue twice.
In her opinion, both men and women should remain loyal to their relationship. If the relationship really can't last, break it off immediately. Don't be that heartless person or slut.
[My imperial uncle who wakes up earlier than a chicken and goes to bed later than a dog, you have a green grassland growing on your head. How pitiful you are. 】
Luo Huang: (｡･ˇ_ˇ･｡:)
What?
The head is covered with green grassland? ! !
What does it mean? ? ?
Luo Ranran sighed.
[Hey, Uncle Emperor, I didn’t kill you, but you alone, how can you satisfy the three thousand beauties in the harem?
It’s no wonder that those concubines couldn’t bear the loneliness, so they seduced the guards, ministers, princes...etc., and gave you one fresh cuckold after another. 】
Luo Huang: ...what? I was cheated on?
(๑•ૅω•´๑)∝╬▅▆▇◤
Come here, bring me my machete. It’s about my dignity as a man. I must go on a killing spree today!
Princess Qingyang: ...Yoyo Cheke is making trouble.
Hahahaha, oh, brother emperor, I'm so sorry, sister emperor, I don't want to laugh at you, but to take pleasure in your misfortune.
I have long said that the last thing in the world is women, but you have provoked so many women. It is only because of your own greed.
If you sow, you will get a cause, if you sow, you will get a result. If you don't become a cuckold, who will?
Prince:...∑(O_O;)
Facts have proved that when a woman is ruthless, she cannot do as well as a man, and even the emperor of a country cannot escape the fact of being cuckolded.
God, this is so scary.
In order not to be cheated on himself, he decided to keep his integrity and only have one woman in his life.
Luo Ranran kicked her little feet and complained more and more vigorously.
[Tsk, tsk, men are all big pigs. If you want to blame it, the emperor’s uncle is too greedy. A good girl’s family obviously has a good marriage, but you invite beautiful girls into the palace year after year and become the harem of your family. woman. 】
[As soon as you enter the palace gate, it is as deep as the sea. From then on, Xiao Lang is a passerby! 】
[Uncle Emperor, look at you. Not only did you break up other people's marriages, but you also locked up each of the lively and beautiful girls in the inner courtyard of the palace, letting them waste their years in vain. Over time, they turned into deep-seated girls. The resentful woman in the palace. 】
[In order to gain your favor, some people have tried their best to gain your favor, and plots and intrigues have been frequent, causing resentment in the harem and countless deaths. 】
[Cause and effect have their own destiny. Uncle Emperor, I advise you not to be too carefree. There are not many people in the harem who truly love you. Shouldn't you reflect on yourself? 】
Luo Huang: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽
Reflect on yourself? How should I reflect on myself?
Wow, so angry!
I was actually cheated on by a woman in the harem. This concerns a man’s dignity. How can I not be angry?
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