Chapter 1: Brother, I pooped my pants again

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The scorching sun is in the sky, but it is not scorching, the clouds are clear, and there is a cool breeze coming slowly...

Zhu Ping'an stood on the top of the mountain and closed his eyes slightly, letting the long untied hair on his head dance slowly and sweep across his cheeks, the bridge of his nose, and his lips...

The snow-white gown billows slightly behind her...

The mountain is not high!

Standing upright on the top of the mountain, looking around, there is another mountain peak not far away that reaches into the sky, and there is no view of the small mountains!

It is rare to have leisure at this time, the world is vast, this comfort is life!

Just ask, what is arbitrariness in this world? What is free and easy?

What is...

"Brother, I pooped my pants again!" A cry with a milky voice echoed through the mountains!

Zhu Ping'an looked back and said "Oh", then glanced at Wanli Yundan again, turned around quickly, stretched out his hands, and complained: "Bahua! You pull again, and again! How many times a day do you pull?" Do you still want to live with me, senior brother?"

"Senior brother, I can't control it either. I don't want to pull my pants up... Wow wow wow..." The little girl, three years and eight months old, held up the waistband of her trousers with her left hand and wiped the tears from her eyes with her right hand. Then I wiped the bubbles on my nose with the back of my hand...

Then, with tears on the palm and tears on the back, he wiped the clothes in front of his belly several times with his right hand!

"Oh, oh, oh... pay attention to hygiene, pay attention to hygiene... oh! I really can't see it!" Zhu Ping'an's face was full of disgust, but he still stepped forward and hugged the little girl in his arms, and walked quickly to Take the path down the mountain!

While walking, I wish you peace and educate you: "Let you eat less. Look at you. The more you eat, the more you poop. You have grown into a fat ball, with a big face and a big belly. When you grow up like this, who can Do you want me? Ah? Can you still get married?"

"Senior brother, I don't want to get married. I'm only three years old. I don't want to get married! Wow, wow, wow..." Bahua howled at the top of his lungs!

"You still want to rely on me for the rest of your life? Huh? What a beautiful idea! If my eight junior sisters all rely on me like this, how can I live? Grow up quickly and get out, and cause harm to others!"

No one understands the pain in Zhu Pingan's heart. Ever since his unworldly master went out three years ago and brought back eight little girls...

In the past three years, Zhu Ping'an has had suicidal thoughts once every three days.

Now, Zhu Ping'an is only eighteen years old. Think about the fifteen-year-old child back then, facing eight girls. At that time, the eldest was nine years old and the youngest was eight months old...

That damn master used a long drawstring to string eight children back, but they were helpless. They were hungry and didn’t know how to feed them. They didn’t know how to wash their pooped children. I don’t know how to give water to drink...

What can I do if I wish you peace?

What can be done?

Three years!

"My life is so miserable. When will these days end!" Zhu Pingan shook his head and sighed while washing the little girl's butt!

Resentment!

Resentment soars into the sky! !

While washing, Zhu Pingan also raised his throat and shouted: "Dahua, take a pair of shorts and come to the stream, hurry up!"

"Here we come, senior brother!" The voice was soft and soft, but it could still penetrate the mountains and forests...

Just for a moment, a twelve-year-old girl stood by the stream where she was washing her buttocks. She was thin, with drooping eyebrows, slightly pointed nose, and white cheeks. She looked soft and frail, as if she had been ill for a long time... …

"Be quick, be quick, Dahua, you are really Lin Daiyu's reincarnation. Bring the pants and wash those dirty clothes, quickly!" Zhu Ping'an was so quick, a three-year-old and eight-month-old girl was in his hands Turn around, wipe your butt, put on pants, tie a belt, put it on the ground...

"Hmm..." The big-flowered girl's voice sounded like a mosquito. She slowly squatted down next to the stream. She first lifted her skirt, then hooked her waist. After squatting down, she placed her chin under her knees and picked up the wet clothes. Daddy's little pants were swaying back and forth in the stream...

"Let's go back by ourselves... hurry up!" Zhu Ping'an drove away Bahua, who was already smiling.

"Senior brother, when will we have dinner?" Bahua asked with his big innocent eyes without moving.

"I'll go cook after I wash my hands and go back home!" Zhu Ping'an raised his hand and rushed.

"Okay, senior brother is cooking, senior brother is cooking..." The little girl turned around and skipped away, walking quickly along the path up the mountain.

The trail going up the mountain had no end at all. Zhu Ping An only washed his hands and didn't look too far. He didn't seem to worry at all about how a girl less than four years old would get up to this mountain forest...

While washing, Zhu Ping An put his hands on his nose and smelled: "I can't wash it off yet. It stinks so bad. Among the eight of you, Bahua's daddy is the smelliest... a mess, what a mess!"

"Senior brother...I will help you more in the future...I will wash all the eight flowers from now on..." Dahua's voice was still like a mosquito buzzing, but she felt sorry for her senior brother. The hardships that he has endured in the past three years, maybe She understands.

"You should take care of yourself first... You don't eat much, and you are as thin as a bamboo pole. A gust of wind can blow you over... With your body and temperament, Lin Daiyu is much better than you. I'm afraid of the future. You won’t live long! It’s in vain that I spent a lot of time bringing you up like this!”

Zhu Ping'an's tone became more severe.

"Senior brother, you talk about Lin Daiyu every time. Who is Lin Daiyu?" Dahua was already scrubbing the crotch of his pants, frowning while rubbing it. Senior brother was right, Bahua's daddy is really smelly. !

"You don't care who she is..." The senior brother didn't have a nice tone. There are endless things to do every day, eight little kids, everything is in a hurry, there is no patience left...

Of course, Zhu Ping An was not like this three years ago. At that time, what he was best at was showing off. He would not talk too much if he could not talk too much, and he would not do too much if he could not do too much.

As for who Lin Daiyu is, Zhu Ping'an is probably the only one in this world who knows!

Dahua seemed to be used to senior brother's tone. She said: "Senior brother, I can understand the lessons you taught last night..."

Dahua still knows how to comfort senior brother. As soon as he said this, Zhu Ping'an's tone immediately improved, and his face was full of relief: "Not bad, not in vain, senior brother, I taught you with all my heart!"

After saying that, Zhu Ping An smelled his hands again and felt much better. He stood up and said, "Have done the laundry and come back quickly. I'll go back and cook first!"

"Hmm~" The big flower girl nodded with her head on her knees, but her voice was only a little bit.

The road up and down the mountain is actually very long. I saw a straight figure dressed in white like snow striding away. It went more than ten feet and then entered the forest!

On the top of the mountain, there is a small courtyard and seven or eight wing rooms. Children are playing in the courtyard, laughing and crying. When they see white clothes entering the door, everyone turns to look...

"Senior brother, Erhua hit me..."

"Senior brother, Sihua hasn't finished her homework yet. Look, she came out to play before she finished..."

"Senior brother, Bahua pooped his pants again..."

"What!?" Zhu Ping'an screamed!

wanna die!

Die now!

Immediately, immediately!