After spending a day squatting at the airport, Yun Lai was already sleepy.
Yawning, he replied languidly: "Guess."
"You're kidding me, how could you guess this?"
Yang Yin smiled bitterly, thinking about what he had experienced in the past few days, feeling irritated for no reason: "Actually, I went out a long time ago, but there was a car accident on the way here. A car ran a red light and accidentally hit my car. I could have come to pick him up earlier. You, but you waited until now because you had to deal with a traffic accident."
The two walked into the parking lot, and Yun Lai saw Yang Yin's car at a glance.
Looking around, there are a lot of cars! A white car that was so dilapidated that it was about to fall apart stood out from the crowd!
The most obvious thing is! There is a bad smell around the white car that is exactly the same as Secretary Yang's.
The protrusion is simply a herniation of the lumbar disc!
Yun Lai's expression was complicated. Secretary Yang was very difficult to kill. The car had crashed like this, but the person was fine.
"I'm sorry, I don't have time to change cars. You can just make do with it."
Seeing her expression suddenly change, Yang Yin smiled awkwardly.
Yun Lai was helpless.
This is not a matter of make do!
This is a question of death or not!
"Secretary Yang, have you been to any funerals during this time? Or have you seen corpses and ashes?"
After circling the car, Yun Lai asked hesitantly.
Yang Yin was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to say no, but then remembered that he did meet someone in mourning a few days ago.
"About three days ago, an old man passed away in our community. I was passing by when I went downstairs, and someone happened to be carrying the old man's body into the hearse. By chance, a gust of wind blew away, and the white cloth covering the old man's body blew away. I did see He found the old man's body. How did you know?"
Touching the door handle, she opened the car door and got in.
"Guess."
"Little miss, you are really good at joking, and you always make the right joke."
When she was talking nonsense, Yang Yin smiled indifferently and sat in the driver's seat. After sitting down, he raised his hand and patted his head, looking very uncomfortable.
Yun Lai looked along the top of his head and discovered that the mould floating on top of where he was sitting was the most active.
The sky is above a person's head, and the mold on the roof of the car is equivalent to covering the person's head.
How can a pair of hands hold a person's head down for a long time and feel comfortable?
There is no way that Secretary Yang could just see a dead body.
Putting on her seat belt, she casually asked like she was having a normal conversation: "Besides seeing the corpse, is there anything else? For example, the corpse passed by you and suddenly looked at you, or the white cloth covering the old man's corpse blew. At your feet and so on.”
When the words came out, Yang Yin took a breath! His eyes were shining with shock!
I almost want to open my mouth!
I couldn't speak for a long time.
Yun came to see him so she knew what he wanted to say, and responded slowly: "Guess."
"Snapped!"
Yang Yin gave himself a slap in the face as if in a dream, swallowing his saliva, as if he had opened a chat box, and was extremely excited: "I'm telling you! That day, the old man's body was really carried in front of me! The person carrying the body accidentally tripped Suddenly! Coincidentally, another strange wind blew at this time, and the white cloth covering the body fell to the ground, and the head of the body turned towards me at that time. "
"The most terrifying thing is that the corpse was facing me head-to-head! The old lady's eyes were so wide open that she refused to close her eyes! It scared me so much that I had nightmares every night these days!"
No wonder he was so unlucky, all the bad things happened to him.
"You've been very unlucky since that day, haven't you?"
"Ah, yes, yes! It's more than just unlucky! It can be described as being like a chicken and a dog!
"First it was at my house. I could hear the sound of plastic bags being rubbed around in the middle of the night. Then there were burst water pipes and broken glass. I would spin twice even when I was walking! It was the same when driving, and I could see it at almost every intersection. An accident involving a vehicle driving on the wrong side or running a red light. Even if I drive carefully, I will miss the edge or miss the green light."
"It's even worse at the company. I negotiated several contracts with Director Sang today. As long as I arrange them, all the contracts will be yellowed! Today, Director Sang also told me that I should not take over the company's business in the future and just sit in the office and make corrections. Just the documents will do. I thought so too, but as soon as I pick up the pen, the refill will drop out and the document will be destroyed. At the end of the day, the printer’s ink is gone and I haven’t signed the document successfully.”
"The most outrageous thing is! No matter when I eat or drink water, it always gets into my nose! In the past few days, my colleagues in the company keep asking me if I eat with my mouth inappropriately and use my nose instead? There is more than one word that can describe how miserable I am now. !”
After saying that, Yang Yin was as discouraged as the ball.
He was originally just a driver in Sang Dong's company. Later, Sang Dong saw that he was honest and steady and transferred him to his side as a secretary.
He had only been working as a secretary for a short time, and he was afraid that one day when something happened one day, Director Sang would fire him!
By then, let alone secretary, I won’t be able to be a driver!
Yun Lai was really sad to see him, and he couldn't put it too bluntly. He smiled and said, "I don't know if you have heard of a saying, which is: Avoid red affairs, avoid funerals, and do white things first."
Yang Yin shook his head: "I haven't heard of it, who said that?"
Yun Lai calmly opened his lips: "Oh, I said that."
Yang Yin: ...so?
"So, the deceased is the biggest, so you need to get out of the way. I guess when the body was carried downstairs, someone called you to give way, but you didn't give way, right?"
His face suddenly changed: "The day I went out, the company's personnel called me. I was wearing headphones at the time, and I really didn't hear anyone shouting from behind. If I had heard it, I wouldn't have stood there until the person carrying the body passed by me. I didn’t see them until I walked by.”
Sure enough, he didn't avoid it and made the old lady unhappy.
"This matter is not difficult to handle, and it is not very tricky to deal with. As for whether you want to deal with it or not, it still depends on Secretary Yang."
"Deal with it! Of course we have to deal with it! I have been unlucky for several days! I don't want to continue to be unlucky!"
After saying that, he looked at Yun Lai belatedly.
He remembered that the uncle who called to confirm his marriage said that his young lady was a mountain doll who lived in Poguan.
But after these three or two sentences, she didn't look like a mountain child at all. Instead, she looked like a gentleman?
The contrast is a bit strong.
Looking at her warily, Yang Yin hesitated for a while before tentatively asking her: "Miss, you...how do you know so much about some things? Are you not a liar?"
In contemporary society, science is everywhere! Anyone who dares to talk about these things is either a liar or a believer!
What's more, a teenage girl can talk about these things without making people doubt whether she is a liar or a swindler?
Yun Lai shook his hands, said oh, and steadied the old dog: "You know, I am an orphan, living in Poguan on the top of the mountain. The entire mountain over our side, including the nearby villages, is full of old people who die every year. It is possible to say one or two. When I was a child, in order to earn a living, I often went to various villages to attend funerals. They would invite gentlemen, and I would help those gentlemen nearby. Over time, I became immersed in it."
Yang Yin had sympathy in his eyes.
I didn’t expect that the young lady of the Sang family had such a hard time as a child.
"Then what rank have you reached now?"
On the red and white mats, especially in rural areas, every position is a neighbor and relative of every village in the country.
The uncle who takes the spoon, the second lady who cooks, the second uncle who keeps accounts, and the fourth uncle who accepts gifts.
It can be said that whatever position you get, it all depends on your own ability!
Yunlai thought about it very seriously!
Her position is really hard to describe.
It's inappropriate to say he's a gentleman. If he's a guide to the underworld, he's afraid of causing misunderstanding. Say he's a Taoist priest, which betrays his identity.
how to say?
She tilted her head and thought for a moment: "I don't have much ability. I have only been on guard duty for so many years."
That's right, standing in front of the funeral procession, throwing paper money and shouting: "The suona sounds, the filial son clears the way - wake up! Send -"
