"Is it okay to take a nap during the live broadcast? Why don't the anchors bite a lighter to refresh themselves?"
"Ma Dan, this is the first time I've seen someone selling graveyards live. It looks so fresh, and I hope I can talk about Yin Yang Feng Shui or something like that. All I have to say is sit north and face south, sit facing mountains and face water, I know it all by heart!"
"I'll give you a trick, anchor. I'll buy a zombie suit for Xixi and have a graveyard dance. I'll definitely become popular in the industry."
In the mobile live broadcast room, a few barrages of ridicule floated by, and a violent vibration of the mobile phone made Lin Yi suddenly open his eyes.
"Damn, my head hurts!"
Lin Yi, who was napping against a tree trunk, stretched out his hand to rub his temples, and the flow of information spread throughout his brain instantly.
He suddenly realized something was wrong.
He opened his eyes and looked at the surrounding environment, and couldn't help but wonder to himself: "I... traveled through time?"
The analgesia in his brain eased slightly, and Lin Yi finally cleared his mind.
In this parallel world, the guy with the same name and surname is also a real estate agent, but the real estate industry here is in a slump, and he is overwhelmed by the monthly mortgage and car loans, so he dare not resign easily.
I don’t know how to do anything else, so I can only earn a minimum salary, enjoy the 997 benefits, and endure the workplace PUA from my immediate boss.
A few days ago, because his house sales performance was really poor, he was directly transferred by the company to sell cemeteries. The supervisor has already told him that if he can no longer do this job, he can get out.
But this thing can't be sold door-to-door, let alone introduced to target customers.
Lin Yi wanted to use the live broadcast to gain more attention and popularity for himself, and at the same time make some extra money.
But as mentioned in the barrage, many people just watched the excitement, and Lin Yi didn't have any special skills. After a few days, there were less than ten people in the live broadcast room.
Looking at the handful of people in the live broadcast room, the phone in Lin Yi's pocket vibrated again.
I picked it up and saw that it was the supervisor calling.
I clicked to answer, and the other person immediately cursed me:
"You didn't answer my calls, are you lazy again? You are really a fool, Lin Yi! Look at the calendar, how many days are left in this month? If you can't complete the tasks this month, just pack up and get out."
After hanging up the phone, Lin Yi looked at the handsome face on the screen, his angular features, and his tall height of 1.85 meters. He felt extremely depressed.
In his own world, he could rely on his reputation to earn a living. Not to mention that he was the top seller of real estate in the city, but now he was in such a state of poverty.
What made him collapse the most was: "Who the hell would buy a cemetery through live broadcast?"
【Ding】
[The ultimate cemetery promotion system is at your service! 】
[By enabling this system, you can select your favorite underground CBD or backyard garden for your customers. The system is being bound...]
[Newbie gift pack has been distributed...]
[Congratulations on receiving: 100,000 yuan of start-up capital, a professional vehicle, and a set of customized live broadcast equipment]
[Task requirements: The system will recruit target customers for you, recommend and live broadcast the entire process of exploring the cemetery based on customer requirements. If you successfully receive the order, you will receive rewards. The higher the popularity of the live broadcast room, you will also receive a mysterious gift package. Complete the task to obtain the employer's intermediary. Fees and system points, points can be exchanged for corresponding items and rewards in the system mall...]
The sound continued, and Lin Yi's whole body went numb.
The personal phone in my hand vibrated and a text message came in. I looked down and saw that my bank card balance was 100345.52.
Six digits, real money... Just call it like this?
Lin Yi was stunned for a moment, then blurted out a sentence in his hometown dialect:
Why did you come here to pinch me, you idiot!
The most difficult thing about buying a cemetery is to find target customers. The system directly recommends high-quality customers. With your top-selling foundation, can you still sell it?
The opportunity for my brother to stand up has come, and the day for me to feel proud has arrived!
Lin Yi's emotional changes were all seen by the water friends in the live broadcast room.
"Why does this guy cry and laugh at the same time? He must be stimulated by something, right?"
"This guy hasn't sold a single cemetery since he started the live broadcast. He's on the verge of losing his job. How can he laugh?"
"How about, brother, you should seriously consider the graveyard dancing thing I just mentioned."
At this moment, a new ID appeared in the live broadcast room, and a barrage was posted:
"Is this a live broadcast selling graveyards?"
As soon as Lin Yi saw the business coming to his door, he immediately became energetic and faced the camera with a professional smile.
"That's right, just ask. As long as there is a burial place on this earth, the anchor can arrange it for you."
The new ID spoke again:
"My grandfather was on the border in southern Xinjiang when he was alive. After he came back, he kept talking about wanting to go back and see his old comrades who died. Before his death, he specifically asked us to bury him in the Taklimakan Desert. Can you take on this job as an anchor?"
"Yes!" Lin Yi replied firmly.
Now that he has the support of the system, he is really not timid at all. He dares to enter even the Sahara Desert, let alone Taklimakan.
The barrages in the live broadcast room started to update immediately.
"Just brag, do you know where Taklimakan is? It's a big desert, and anyone who goes in there doesn't know how to die."
"Snowy mountains, deserts, Gobi, or wolves, you choose one to settle down first!"
"Brother, listen to my advice, we can't force ourselves to survive, and we can't make fun of our own lives."
The strange ID posted another barrage:
"My father is a businessman and he believes in Feng Shui, so when choosing a cemetery, you are responsible for suggesting that we choose it ourselves, give us a number, and I will pay the deposit first!"
Lin Yi sent his mobile phone number, and then the payment voice from another mobile phone came out:
"Alipay arrived, 50,000 yuan."
The live broadcast room with a small number of people instantly became lively.
"Holy shit, you're going to give me money now? I suggest you download the National Anti-Fraud Center APP first?"
"You're not just a shill, are you? Brother Fu, let's see the strength of V50."
"Anchor, why don't you recruit people? I can do it too!"
The system's voice in Lin Yi's mind instantly sounded:
[Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting the order. The system distributes rewards: "Yin-Yang Feng Shui Secret Technique", "Mo Family Mechanism Technique", and "Bear Grylls Wild Survival Skills"]
Lin Yi suddenly realized something was wrong.
Taklimakan, yin and yang feng shui, mechanism, survival skills?
Is this system really asking me to sell graves?
But then I thought again, Damn it, wealth is in danger, instead of swallowing your anger and being a grandson here, why not put your head in your belt and be a master, let’s do it!
At the same time, a fat body was panting and climbing up the stairs of the cemetery.
He is Lin Yi's roommate and colleague, and also his best friend - Wang Qiang.
While climbing the stairs, he complained: "Just now, during the internal video conference of the department, Lao Xu said that if you don't close a deal this month, I will let you pack up and leave.
Brother just...he said the next sentence: If Lin Yi leaves, I won't work anymore. What do you think Lao Xu said?
What a fool, he actually said, OK, it was a deal, double happiness came to our door! "
Lin Yi laughed, holding the phone and hugging Wang Qiang's shoulders, with a high-spirited look on his face.
"If you don't want to do it, then don't do it. From today on, I won't tolerate his cowardice and go make a fortune with my buddies!"
Lin Yi pulled off the work permit hanging around his neck and threw it into the trash can. He hugged Wang Qiang, who was still confused, and walked towards the cemetery gate with his cell phone in hand.
(The new book is about to start. I hope all book friends will support me. If you like it, please bookmark it and recommend it. The little author would like to thank all the big guys!)
