Song Pingcun coughed for a while and finally woke up.
I feel weak all over and my mouth is dry, as if I am exhausted and dehydrated.
"You are really lucky!"
Before my mind was clear, I heard my mother's familiar voice and the sound of crying.
"It's all because of your pampering"
This was a severe accusation from his father, Song Wang.
Then he was helped up by someone who was helpless, and his mother wiped the black water all over his body with a towel, which smelled a bit smelly.
Song Pingcun finally managed to wake up a little from being tormented by others.
Today is the day for the Song family to worship their ancestors. His father was leading a group of clan members to worship at the front of the ancestral hall. Song Pingcun quietly slipped out. As soon as he stepped on the suspension bridge over the Du River, a strong wind came from nowhere. He became unstable and fell directly into the poisonous river.
Growing up by the sea, he was not afraid of water, but the Poison River was different. Everyone in Songji Town knew that there was no grass growing in the river, not even fish or shrimp, hence the name.
When a person panics, he instinctively wants to call for help, and a mouthful of river water flows into his belly through his open mouth.
It's over, this was his first reaction at the time. After three or two "dog paddles", he landed on the shore and collapsed to the ground.
The sound of falling into the water naturally attracted the attention of the tribesmen who were worshiping their ancestors. Someone shouted his father's name, but he only remembered that his whole body was sweating and he lost consciousness.
"My life should not be cut off!"
Although he was completely powerless, Song Pingcun was still proud and secretly happy in his heart. He relied on his concubine to protect him to the death and finally escaped to the mortal world.
The position of Emperor of Heaven is indeed not that easy to get, and none of these great emperors is good.
I thought that I, the majestic master of the universe, had to borrow the cause and effect left unintentionally hundreds of thousands of years ago to be reborn. But this group of great emperors of the God Realm, the karma between you and me has just begun.
The poisonous river, the poisonous river in your eyes, is so precious. How can a bunch of ordinary people understand its preciousness.
I, the Emperor of Heaven, reincarnated and re-cultivated my life, and once again followed the path of cultivating immortals, I would be the first Emperor of all heavens.
The body that fell into the poisonous river was the son of the patriarch of the Song family in Songji Town. He is 12 years old this year. Although he has beautiful features, he is naughty by nature. Falling into the poisonous river this time is considered karma.
Everyone in Songji Town knows that the water in this poisonous river is poisonous, and adults prevent their children from accidentally falling into the water. No one or animal in the town goes to the river, and even dogs stay away from the river.
Song Pingcun was an alternative. He went out to catch chickens and dogs and threw them into the river, just to see if the chickens and dogs could survive. Even the big black dog that my family had raised since childhood was no exception. Unfortunately, he was not strong enough. The big black dog turned around and returned to the shore halfway, and fled as fast as he could. From then on, he hid whenever he saw him.
It was also fate that when he arrived just in time, he met this kid sneaking out, and eventually died in his naughty game.
This can be regarded as creating a brilliant future for his unfinished life.
The water of the poisonous river discharged the impurities from the body at once, which was why he smelled so bad. Solving the problems left by eating grains for a mortal body also saved him a lot of effort.
"You rebellious son, today is the day to worship ancestors, why did you sneak away? I, the leader of the clan, have lost all face in front of my clan members."
The person accusing him in front of him was Song Pingcun's father, Song Wang, the patriarch of the Song family in Songji Town.
Faced with this accusation, Song Pingcun felt a warm feeling. He hadn't felt the care from his elders in how many years. At this moment, he was still wearing the ancestral ceremonial dress, but it was already extremely filthy. He thought that he had been contaminated by the impurities he excreted just now.
"You are really lucky. You can still wake up after drinking the water from the Poison River. You are really blessed by the ancestors of the Song family." The speaker was his mother, Song Zhang.
"This little brat is still alive?"
A cold voice came, interrupting the mother's continuous prayer.
Song Pingcun raised his eyes and saw that behind his mother, the tribesmen who were watching began to talk. There was no trace of happiness in their words. There were many tribesmen watching from all directions, and they didn't know who said this.
After the first sound, low voices continued to be heard.
"This scoundrel is really lucky. He's not dead even if he does this. God is so blind!"
"This scourge of the Song family really fits the old saying, good people don't live long, but scourges live for thousands of years."
None of the various sighs sounded like a human life had come back to life. Instead, they were all sounds of resentment, coming like huge waves.
Song Pingcun had a black line, but was unable to refute. When he took possession of this dying body, he had already accepted the memories of the past, and knew that what these people of the Song family said was absolutely correct.
Old Song Wang's face turned red and he asked his servants to lift Song Pingcun up quickly and go home first. Don't be criticized here. After all, today is still the day to worship ancestors.
"Clan leader, you'd better go back with me! Why do you have the nerve to enter the ancestral hall to worship your ancestors when you're so smelly?"
The person who spoke was Song Fu, the owner of Tongtian Trading Company in Songji Town. He was in his forties and had a rough face. He was also famous in the town for being mean. He also had a group of thugs at home. Compared with Song Pingcun's stubbornness, this was The real bully in Songji Town.
However, there are clan rules in the Song family, and they don't dare to provoke the younger members of the clan, but they always keep an eye on the position of clan leader.
"Song Fu, I don't need you to teach me how to worship my ancestors. I will naturally apologize to my ancestors."
After all, Song Wang is the head of the clan, so he won't be afraid of Song Fu when he speaks. Although the two families have their own businesses, they are also competitors.
"Clan leader, why are you apologizing for this? The time for ancestor worship has already been delayed."
Song Fu never gave in, and it was not easy for him to seize the opportunity. It would not be his style not to take the opportunity to suppress him.
"Father, I will deal with the trouble I caused myself. Starting tomorrow, I will go to the ancestral hall to plead guilty for a month."
"ah!"
As soon as Song Pingcun's words came out, everyone around him fell silent after exclaiming, and the only sound left in the world was the sound of the poisonous river flowing.
A notoriously naughty child, Song Wang, a douchebag who had no effect even with beatings and scoldings, could actually be so responsible. This was completely beyond everyone's expectations. Even Song Fu didn't know how to deal with it for a moment.
The servants helped Song Pingcun step by step across the suspension bridge over the Poison River, leaving the tribesmen behind him dumbfounded.
"Humph, one month, I don't think your little brat can last a day."
Song Fu finally choked out a sentence, but he also knew that his plan had failed.
Song Wang was very pleased at this time. Since the child learned to run, this was probably the first time that someone had said something that made him happy. Even if he couldn't do it in the end, it was very gratifying to him.
When Song Pingcun returned home, he sighed secretly, wondering how much Song Pingcun didn't cherish her before, how naughty he was. Isn’t it a good time for a father to be loving and a mother to be loving?
If it weren't for Song Wang being the clan leader and having a strong family background, people would probably come to complain or even call on him every day.
However, this phenomenon will change from now on, and his "scourge" will not only last for thousands of years!
Thousands of years are just a snap of the fingers.
