Chapter 821 Fooling

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Late at night, Xu Xian groaned and sat up, opened his eyes in a daze, stared blankly at the familiar scenery in the room, and froze in place.

"I... am I back?"

Squeak!

The door was pushed open, and Xiaoqing came in with a pot of hot tea. Seeing Xu Xian sitting up, she suddenly showed a look of joy, "Xu Guanren is awake, great, you are awake, sister, come quickly, Guan People are awake!”

Xiaoqing quickly put down the hot tea, ran a few steps, and called softly at the door.

Not long after, Bai Suzhen ran over with her snow-white skirt in hand. When she saw Xu Xian sitting on the bed, she had completely stopped coming. Her face suddenly lit up and she hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Master, how are you? Are you feeling better?"

"Madam? I..." Xu Xian wanted to say something, but as soon as the words came out, his expression became more confused.

He vaguely felt that he had forgotten something important, but he remembered what he had forgotten.

"What's wrong with you, officer?" asked the white lady.

"It's nothing, I just vaguely feel that I should be in court, but..."

Xu Xian looked around, feeling a little confused for a moment. He suddenly remembered something and pulled open the front of his shirt, revealing his naked chest.

I found that the surface was smooth, not to mention the wounds, there was no redness or swelling, and the same was true for other places that could be seen.

Xu Xian breathed a sigh of relief, looked up at his wife and smiled: "Don't blame me, madam, you may not believe it. I just had a very strange dream. I dreamed that I was arrested and taken to the government. Not only was I whipped, but also When I was put in prison, the guards were extremely hateful. Not only did they scold me and beat me, they also humiliated me and refused to give me food!

At that time, I just wished I was dead, but after a while, they pulled me to the lobby again. It turned out that they arrested me again. At that time, my brother-in-law also appeared, and there was an argument in the lobby.

As for what happened next, I don’t remember!

Do you think this dream is strange? "

Xu Xian grinned, revealing two rows of big white teeth, looking a bit self-deprecating.

The white lady felt heartbroken when she heard this, but she didn't know how to comfort her, so she could only laugh along with her.

Xiao Qing was filled with indignation and her beautiful eyebrows stood up. She was about to turn around and find trouble with those nasty jailers. She wished she could take out her sword on the spot and cut them in half one by one.

At least the white lady had quick eyesight and quick hands. She grabbed Xiao Qing and stopped the disaster.

Xu Xian was already low on energy. After talking for a while, drinking two sips of hot tea and eating a piece of pastry, he fell asleep again.

The white lady carefully covered him with the quilt, turned around and said, "Don't act rashly!"

"But those guys are too hateful!" Xiao Qing gritted his teeth.

"There's nothing we can do about it! No matter what, it's good that the official can come back and don't cause any more trouble."

She pondered for a while and said: "After all, the official has suffered a catastrophe. He may be in a daze in recent days. Please take care of him more carefully. In two days when the dust falls, you have to go to Qingsong Temple to express your gratitude. Anyway, young man Taoist priest, this is a big help."

"I understand. I'll ask Bai Fu and the others to go out tomorrow to buy some gifts, and we'll bring them there together!"

"That's good!"



Xu Xian has been completely taken out, and let’s talk about the fake Xu Xian, the Thousand-Faced Man.

When everything is settled in the lobby, the case is finally settled.

After Gao Ning followed the jailer back to the cell, he pulled away from his consciousness and stopped paying too much attention.

His idea was very simple. After the case was confirmed, a mysterious disappearance would occur. At that time, the government would basically not take any other action except issuing a sea arrest document.

When I had no clue before, I still had excuses to trouble Li Gongfu. Now that the criminals have been caught and can be thrown away, they don't have to worry about the police.

He thought that this period of time would pass peacefully, and he even wanted to study the enlightenment song given by Bai Suzhen, but he never thought that an accident happened again inadvertently.

At the foot of Qingsong Mountain, seven or eight straw huts have been built in the originally desolate place.

It was all the nearby salesmen who saw the opportunity and took the initiative to open a chicken shop.

There are those who sell tea and rice, some who sell ingots, some who help people run errands and rent horse-drawn carriages, and some who join in the fun and come to do their jobs and entertain.

It was already very lively, but recently a Taoist priest selling Dali Pills appeared.

He was quite handsome. He was wearing a yellow and black Taoist robe, embroidered with cloud patterns and eight trigrams, showing green pines and white cranes. He was wearing a pair of traveling cloud boots, and his hair was in a bun with a jade hairpin inserted horizontally. , it really looks like a bit of an immortal.

At this time, he was holding a banner behind his back, with the words "A bottle of panacea turns diseases into clouds and smoke" written on it.

On the shelf behind you, there are rows of small porcelain bottles, only the size of the belly of your thumb, which look quite delicate.

I saw him holding a bottle of medicine in his hand and a mahogany sword in the other hand, walking around with eight-character steps, shouting loudly: "Pan Panacea, Panacea Pill, take this panacea of ​​mine, and the disease will disappear." Yunyan, one tael of silver and one bottle can cure all diseases!"

Pilgrims come and go, often passing by without stopping.

The Taoist priest shouted for a long time, but when he saw that he only attracted five or six ignorant village women, he became a little annoyed.

He suddenly turned the mahogany sword upside down, drew a talisman in the air, and drank.

A ray of light flashed in mid-air, freezing a guy in a soldier's outer clothes not far away who looked like a rich man in place.

The foreigner and his servant had just come down from the mountain. They were walking together, but he suddenly stopped. The servant behind him was caught off guard and bumped into the foreigner.

The member fell to the ground, his head immediately coughing up blood.

"Master, master, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!" The servant suddenly panicked.

At this time, the Taoist priest suddenly shouted.

"Do not move!"

His shout attracted the attention of everyone around him. As soon as they saw someone lying on the ground, the crowd immediately surrounded him three levels inside and three levels outside.

The Taoist priest stepped forward quickly, pushed the servant away, squatted down and pinched the man's pulse, sensing and nodding: "It's really an emergency. It's not good, it's not good, it's not good. If it's too late, I'm afraid there may be something wrong." Worry for your life!"

How could the servant know this? When he heard this, his face turned pale with fright.

"Taoist Priest, what should we do?"

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious. I am a poor Taoist king, so the people call me Wang Daxian. I have no other abilities. I have been practicing in the mountains for thirty-eight years, and I only have a handful of elixirs that can cure all diseases."

Your master is suffering from an emergency. Not to mention the doctor, even if the imperial doctor comes, he will probably shake his head and sigh. But you are lucky. You met me today. Have you seen this bottle of elixir in my hand?

This is the panacea that the Taoist Master has refined with all his hard work. It can cure all diseases. Buy a bottle and take one pill, and the medicine will be sure to cure all diseases! "

The Taoist priest pretended to be mysterious and presented the elixir in his hand, attracting everyone's attention.

The servant stared at buying a bottle of elixir and swallowed: "How much does it cost for a bottle?"

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive! It only costs one tael of silver! One tael of silver can cure diseases, one tael of silver can survive, one tael of silver can prolong life, one tael of silver can protect you from all poisons, you say one tael of silver Is it expensive?”

"No...it's not expensive!" The servant swallowed and reluctantly said.

The Taoist priest chuckled: "Don't force it, I know you don't believe it. If you haven't seen it with your own eyes, I'm afraid you won't believe it either. Then I will lose money today. I will give this bottle of elixir to this little brother, so that Let’s see the effect!”

"Really?" The servant was overjoyed and hurriedly grabbed the medicine bottle, pulled out the stopper and poured it into the officer's mouth without caring.

The corner of the Taoist priest's mouth twitched. He wanted to say something, but after moving his lips twice, he still didn't say anything.

It’s all just dough anyway, so it doesn’t matter if you eat more or less.

He watched the servant empty the bottle, and when the people around him were not paying attention, he drew a few arcs with the mahogany sword in his right hand and stamped it hard with his foot.

The next moment, the unconscious member opened his eyes and got up.

The person involved didn't understand what was going on, so the people around him cheered in unison.

Finally, they rushed over, shouting that they wanted to buy a panacea that could cure all diseases.

The Taoist priest's face was filled with laughter, but he still pretended to be majestic, shipping goods quickly and collecting money quickly.

From time to time, he uttered some mysterious and mysterious words.

Three-pronged approach, but still never made a mistake, which shows the skill of this Taoist priest.