At seven o'clock the next morning, on the football lawn of Big Baker Stadium, Teacher Xueming asked the students to wear basic protective gear and prepare to teach the first big lesson.
The previous mental training was just an introductory exercise. These little babies were asked to take a physical test and understand their own elemental composition. These things can be known through the calculation of the polarizing sextant. Today is the day to talk about "Criminal Law". But before that, there is one more thing to explain.
Xueming: "There is a transfer student coming to the class today."
Saying this, Meteor pushed Brother Qiang into the queue of children——
"——Isn't this bad?" Liu Weiqiang looked embarrassed. He was wearing protective gear like other students and was playing with his skirt and crotch protector in a very embarrassed manner.
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Xueming and Brother Qiang said: "Go to the last seat in the second row and stand next to classmate Liu Xiaomin."
Brother Qiang: "This..."
When the father came to his daughter, Xiao Min pursed her lips and had a strange smile on her face.
Meteor shook his head and said with a smile: "Reviving a man's glory starts with frying fish and eating vegetables. Hey, brother Qiang, don't be embarrassed - you will suffer from it later."
At that time, Liu Weiqiang didn't quite understand what this "you will be the one to suffer from behind" meant.
It wasn't until he saw the five astral hybrids in the same class looking at him kindly that he seemed to be able to understand Teacher Xueming's arrangement.
"I want to learn knight combat skills with these children?"
Xueming explained her intention bluntly: "Protect your daughter and don't let her get hurt. The other students have found good friends when they were divided into dormitories. Your family conditions are average. Xiao Min has also triggered the passive unsociable skill. Our class has A lot of injuries from physical collisions and scuffles - as a waiter, you have some skills to protect your employer."
"Hey! Just these kids..." Brother Qiang said with a smile, "You put me here, didn't you ask me to bully the kids?"
Xueming continued: "In one month, all classes in the eighth group, students aged 13 to 21, will learn knight combat skills..."
Brother Qiang stopped laughing immediately. When he heard this answer, he was very nervous.
According to the development speed of children in the underground world, Hasben joined the logistics department of Guangling Zhizhi's war group at the age of sixteen, pressing bullets and carrying machine guns. Occasionally, he and his good brothers went to fight disaster beasts.
The top students who are studying in Galahad are stronger than the other. The 21-year-old eight-year-old student meets Brother Qiang. This martial arts competition will be an elemental crushing without any suspense. He will turn into a human punching bag.
Brother Qiang quickly said: "No! Don't, don't, don't...I..."
Meteor whispered: "Your daughter is listening."
Xueming shouted: "Your sister Hong is watching!"
Looking up towards the southwest corner of the stadium, in the empty auditorium, Sister Hong was holding a dinner plate and a wine bottle, sitting in the seat and looking into the distance.
An extremely terrifying psychological pressure surrounded Brother Qiang——
——It is the sense of responsibility as a father and the strong self-esteem when facing the scrutiny of the person you like.
A heavy cold sweat suddenly broke out from his forehead, and Brother Qiang's expression changed from laughing and joking to looking like he was facing an enemy, his brows were furrowed and he was focused.
"Gunsmith, are you serious?"
Xueming: "I want you to learn knight combat skills from me and defeat every challenger in Galahad throughout the school year. Sister Hong was roundabout but full of sincerity when she told me about the commission. She only asked me to complete this task. .You are forty-two years old this year, and the various hardware of your body have long passed the golden age——"
Brother Qiang slightly tilted his head, and the sticky sweat immediately pressed the sponge leather helmet tightly to his cheeks. However, he did not dare to raise his head. He just wanted to open his eyes wide and lock the gunsmith's eyes with a hunting posture like he did when he was young.
Xueming continued: "-Despite this, I am still optimistic about you. I want to prove to the leaders and deans of the Academic Affairs Office that the knight combat skills I teach are effective and easy to understand, regardless of age. It can be used by young children to protect themselves, even when traveling to various cities in the underground world, it is a very practical skill."
Meteor brought up a big gong, like the opening bell of the arena, and struck it fiercely with the Iron Knight.
"Classes begin!"
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"I said in the last class [I feel a little nervous] that we need to recognize our own strength." Xue Ming pulled Meteor over and took off Meteor's shirt on the freezing lawn: "That was just before class. For homework, the polarizing sextant will give us a model lake's combat skill level."
From e to s to out of specification, this is the certificate of strength issued by Ao rhen Mingde to homo sapiens.
But this [Combat Skill] will be subdivided into different branches under Xueming's careful research. He turned these things into a set of detailed teaching materials based on the idea of [The Six Arts of the Gentleman] casually proposed by Director Simmons.
"We are familiar with our own muscle output, physical endurance, and the body's ability to resist blows. The ability to endure pain, the ability to observe one's own injuries, the tenacity of the will to fight, the ability to use tools and equipment, the determination to destroy the enemy and Courage, understanding, and other related elements. Today’s lesson is about [etiquette]—that is, facing the enemy politely and the etiquette that needs to be done before formally confronting the enemy."
The boy who was standing in the back row with a playful smile immediately stepped forward——
——This kid is the ruthless guy who was sitting in the back row of the classroom near the window, catching Xueming's chalk throws with his bare hands.
"Teacher! What kind of etiquette do you need to deal with bad things?"
Xueming patted Meteor's pectoralis major: "Good question!"
Then he opened the roster and called the boy's real name.
"Shao Jinghao!"
"Here he is!" Xiao Hao took a step forward and brushed his broken hair away from his forehead with a carefree look.
Xueming pushed Ah Xing forward: "Let me ask you, if you meet an enemy like Meteor Assistant, what should you do?"
Xiao Hao geared up and shook his head left and right to soothe the muscles in his neck: "Of course the fight is about to begin!"
There is a height difference of twenty centimeters between him and Ah Xing, one hundred and seventy-five centimeters. He has a lot of muscles on his body. The polarizing sextant gave this child a [B] grade. His body has very good quality.
Xueming waved his hand gently, like letting go of Ah Xing's dog leash, and moved his hands forward.
Ah Xing immediately opened his arms, and heat was rising from his arms in an instant. His body fat rate was very low, and the heat generated from the sweat glands in his skin due to tight muscles and congestion caused the sweat to be discharged with pheromones.
His arms, chest and abdomen became red, and the latissimus dorsi muscles that crouched and swelled were like a giant wolf standing up in a strong posture, about to reach out to poke at Xiao Hao's throat!
His adrenaline was soaring, and the blood vessels on his body expanded along the muscle texture, turning into complicated veins that twisted and opened and closed, sometimes bulged and sometimes soothed. He just took a few steps forward, and the footprints left on the turf were clearly visible. All the students were dumbfounded.
Originally, there were several elementary school girls who were dazzled by Meteor's tall and strong figure when he was taking off his clothes. However, the moment the wolf entered a fighting posture and fully aroused his muscles, the girls all covered their mouths in unison. , smelling the hot and fishy wind blowing in the air, he couldn't help but hide behind his companion.
When Xiao Hao saw the assistant's stern eyebrows and starry eyes blazing with anger, his originally crooked-mouthed Dragon King appearance became aggrieved, and the corners of his mouth drooped involuntarily, as if he had been greatly insulted but couldn't find an adult to make the decision for him. He was deeply moved. The feeling of powerlessness made his legs go weak, and he dodged left and right, but he saw the assistant coach's two-meter wingspan, almost like a city wall rushing toward him.
"No, no, no! I don't want to fight him! I don't want to!"
Meteor immediately braked, and the angry-eyed King Kong's appearance returned to normal with every breath, shaking his sweaty hair, like a big dog that had just finished walking, and returned to Teacher Xueming.
Xueming: "He destroyed your will to fight without touching you."
Xiao Hao: "That...that's because he is too strong...he is so tall..."
Xueming: "That's not what you were thinking just now."
As soon as these words came out, Xiaohao suddenly woke up——
——Yes, the gunsmith teacher is right.
That's not what I thought just now. When facing this 195 centimeter enemy, I might still be lucky and mistakenly think that I can defeat him with a few moves... even if I can subdue him and get some money. The good thing is that leaving a few wounds on the Meteor assistant coach can also be used as bragging rights.
But when Assistant Teacher Meteor opened his arms and walked toward me——
——I really have no intention of being an enemy to him.
Thinking of this, Shao Jinghao's eyes were sometimes confused, sometimes awakened, and there was a deep curiosity.
"How did he do it? How did Mr. Gunsmith, Assistant Teacher Meteor do it?"
"This is what I just said, when facing the enemy, you must switch to a polite posture." Xueming put on Asing's pajamas and explained to the students: "What Meteor showed you just now is the control of muscles. , accompanied by the strong emotion of anger, the adrenaline switch is turned on - keeping the core and limbs in the optimal power state."
He pointed at Ah Xing's upper and lower arms.
"The dimensions of the muscles will expand in a full circle due to congestion, and the body will look larger."
He patted Meteor's belly and sides.
"The same goes for the latissimus dorsi and core. Ninety-five percent of the muscle is water, which increases the heart rate and blood flow. The body will release pheromones along with the anger. These smells and pictures, as well as the complete body walking towards you. Combined dynamically, it’s a form of mimicry.”
Xueming patted Meteor's face, grabbed Meteor's head, and made a fierce expression.
"His eyes never leave your eyebrows. Your consciousness center is in the thalamus. Your eyes are obviously facing each other, but you have a feeling of being locked because he is always looking at your [command center] - this is a display Etiquette of Arms.”
Xiaohao: "Why am I afraid of shrinking?"
Xueming then normalized Meteor's expression and explained patiently.
"Because you don't know his background."
Knock on Meteor's thighs and calves.
"You don't know his stride, you don't know the power of his thighs, you don't know the speed when he starts."
Knock on Meteor's waist and abdomen.
"You don't know how strong the torque and horsepower of his core engine are. It's difficult to know the opponent's destructive power with just your eyes."
Beat the arms of the shooting star.
"You're frightened by these arms because they radiate heat in cold weather. If we play a basketball game, just two quarters of warm-up exercises can also release this fog, but these fogs evaporate from his arms. Sometimes, like a butterfly fluttering its wings, the suddenly enlarged arm dimensions, bright red skin and dense white mist will make him look stronger, and there will be visual errors, which is a kind of deception - there are things in nature. Many creatures disguise themselves as natural enemies of predators. For example, in order to avoid being pecked by birds, butterfly larvae will use Miller's mimicry to confuse their enemies."
"Oh! It's just a bluff..." The young Xiaohao was still sighing at the beauty of the posture shown by the shooting star assistant.
Beside them, the elderly Daniel, Kaixi, and Brother Qiang had already taken out their notebooks to write and draw, and the pens were almost on fire.
Xiao Hao frowned and then asked: "Then gunsmith, why do you look...as if...very easy to approach?"
Xueming smiled kindly.
"Then we have to go back to the basic function of the etiquette class - the first thing we do when we meet an opponent is not to think about how to attack, but to collect information."
Meteor immediately followed and explained to Xiao Hao, a studious child: "I'm crouching close to you because you're far away. I can't see clearly what you look like, and I don't know what weapons you have on you. As for what you have, How powerful, I have to touch you with my arm to understand - before that, I have to use Miller's mimicry to intimidate and intimidate. Unless you are a battle madman who has lost his mind and gone completely crazy, you will not be able to do it in the first round. To use all our strength to fight for life and death, we have a step-by-step process of completing the temptation, which is the etiquette of a duel."
As he said this, Ah Xing smiled and touched the back of his head, his face full of embarrassment.
"I'm sorry for scaring you! But I think it's a sign of respect for the other party when you come up and act like you're not to be trifled with. After going around in such a big circle, in the final analysis, it's still like The gunsmith told it, I was gathering information.”
The assistant teacher hugged the gunsmith teacher, tilted his head and looked at his good brother, and then explained to the children.
"As for the gunsmith teacher, he looks ordinary, not tall and not very smart. This is offensive mimicry."
Offensive mimicry in nature refers to mimicry behavior that imitates other organisms to facilitate access to the target of attack. For example, a predator imitates its prey, and a parasite imitates its host to get closer to the target.
For example, among the praying mantises, there are orchid mantises that imitate flowers in order to get closer to their prey.
This kind of mimetic behavior combat philosophy has already been demonstrated in Xueming's battles with the Rosary Cult and the Little Brotherhood. It is also to collect information. The closer you are to the target and the longer you stay, the easier it is to find out where the opponent's death door is.
"You may think I'm easy to get along with. From a physical point of view, I'm not tall. My muscles are covered by clothes. My trapezius and latissimus dorsi muscles are hidden in my clothes." Xueming continued: "If I don't find a few teachers, Come as a guarantee, I’m afraid you won’t believe that I killed so many disaster beasts.”
The students nodded, always feeling that the gunsmith teacher had an inexplicable affinity with him.
Just like ordinary passengers in a hurry who can be seen everywhere, they may talk to these children about food, hotels, local customs at various stations, and trivial matters in daily life, but they will never talk to the children about evil spirits. Stars linked together.
Xueming looks too weak——
——In front of these over-nourished little babies, Teacher Gunsmith’s height can only be considered the median among girls.
When he is not speaking, he has a cold and solemn temperament. When he speaks, people can taste the sweet fragrance. He has a gentle tone that is so reassuring that it almost hypnotizes people to sleep. His slow tone gives people a warm feeling.
And he's very good-looking, and those eyes alone are too much to be disliked.
There are many beautiful eyes in nature, but most of them belong to carnivores. Their eyes are large and lively. They are located in the front of the skull and are used to measure distances and lock targets. Homo sapiens' aesthetics may also mistakenly think that such eyes are gentle and beautiful. of.
"Then let's move on to the next step." Xueming and Xiaohao said, "Come up here and I'll lend you your body to set an example for my classmates."
Xiaohao nodded dully, and walked to the gunsmith teacher with almost no hesitation.
Until Xueming's smooth white gloves were placed on Xiao Hao's vital gate - he still didn't feel any discomfort.
Xueming: "This is the mandible. Seventy pounds of force can trigger trigeminal nerve insanity, and any stronger force can cause the brain to collide with the inner wall of the skull and cause shock. It affects the vagus nerve in the fourth ventricle, the epiglottis, larynx, neck, and other parts of the body, causing convulsions and paralysis, and vomiting. If the trachea is blocked, it may be fatal."
A light punch——
——Xiao Hao fainted on the spot.
Xueming then mentioned Brother Hao and grabbed his hair like a rabbit.
"If there is no timely rescue, no panacea, and no medical help, the sequelae of fainting will cause him to lose his memory, the brain will be irreversibly damaged, and respiratory shock and cardiac arrest may lead to death. But this kind of one-punch kills the enemy. There is very little chance. His elemental quality is good and he will not die. If we do this in daily life, in terms of pyroxene currency, we will have to pay more than 30,000 yuan - and may be imprisoned, which is three years according to the laws of the Nine Realms. rise."
There is no more voice in the student team——
——Daniel opened his mouth and stopped writing in his hand.
The same goes for Aqiang and his daughter. They didn't know what to do when they saw the gunsmith teacher beating up his students.
Xueming gave Xiao Hao first aid and woke him up——
"—This is the xiphoid process, the center of the thoracic crest, and the location of the solar plexus. There are neurons in many organs. If hit hard..."
Brother Qiang shouted: "No, no, no! Enough, enough! Gunsmith teacher! I know..."
Xueming did not continue to hit Xiao Hao, but just pushed the shocked Brother Hao back to the team.
"The compensation will be at least 120,000 yuan, including funeral expenses, it will cost about 200,000 yuan, and there may be a death penalty - you must know that in this case, our own survival is more important than anything else. If it is a battle of extremely bad nature and high intensity Conditions, we need to understand the location of these weak spots.”
He invited Ah Xing to show the students one by one the results of different punches and kicks on different parts, the amount of compensation required, what responsibilities they need to bear, and what punishment they should be sentenced.
Then he took out the knife and traced the texture of Ah Xing's body and the position of his organs, the technique of cutting large blood vessels, the technique of cutting to avoid bones, destroy fascia and delay the enemy's movement, etc.
This class lasted almost four hours——
——Not a single punch or kick was used.
Brother Qiang finally understood that most of the protective gear worn by these students was used by the gunsmith teacher to embolden the children.
When explaining the results of a bare-handed strike from the beginning, the gunsmith would also talk about being punished. Later, when the results of different knife specifications, sticks and bullet calibers were simulated, most of the gunsmiths told the students that there was no need to sentence them in this case, and they could go directly to the execution ground for a good meal.
This is what Xueming said [etiquette class].
At the end of the course, Brother Qiang shivered and hid aside to smoke.
He heard the gunsmith not far away teaching earnestly and speaking earnestly.
"Life is like driving a car. We don't pursue being the fastest, but we must be stable - what does stability mean?"
"Gangsters are just like hit-and-run drivers. They don't care how many people they kill, how many cars they crash, and they don't care about traffic laws."
"We must understand which angle to drive the car from to avoid these gangsters. If we cannot avoid it, we must find a way to meet the enemy head-on."
"I used medical books on the weaknesses of the human body, including the different physiological structures of men and women, and "The Great Split of All Things" as auxiliary teaching materials. I have made a reading list. If you are interested, you can take a look."
"As for this stability, let me explain it again, it means that in the worst case scenario, you have to recognize the situation, yourself, and the enemy, and think about your parents and the people you care about most."
"They are going to lose their children, relatives and friends, and the people you cherish most are going to say goodbye to you - at this time your fighting will is the strongest. Don't think about sentencing, because your epitaph must not be written [ The other party is fully responsible], on this one-way road of life, what you lose is your life."
When Brother Qiang raised his head, he saw Sister Hong bowing slightly in the distance, smiling and applauding gently with the people on the lawn.
Xiao Min was a very sensible girl and immediately went to her father and whispered.
"This is Mertens' mimicry, Dad! Don't give up! She's not poisonous!"
This kind of mimicry refers to the same appearance characteristics of highly venomous snakes and less venomous snakes. Predators bitten by highly venomous snakes usually have no chance to develop this memory. Only individuals who survive after being bitten by a less venomous snake with a similar appearance will take the initiative. Avoid these snakes.
Xiao Min squinted her eyes, with a strange expression that made her father's creaking nest.
"Aunt Hong is teasing you! I want to put some psychological pressure on you!"
Brother Qiang touched his daughter's head, put out the cigarette butt, straightened up and smiled half-heartedly, and his whole body felt refreshed.
"This bitch..."
