Foreword:
[I know humans and fish can coexist peacefully. ]
[——George Walker Bush]
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[Part 1·Don’t understand? ]
"There are still a few things I don't understand, Brother Ming."
Meteor sat in the back of the armored vehicle, huddled together with Xueming——
——He is too tall and too big. He alone takes up the space of two people.
"If, as the chef said, Brother Yin Bu and Grandpa Engineer are dead, when did that happen?"
Jiang Xueming silently lowered his head to write in his diary, looking at the snowy peaks outside the window——
——There are still scattered ice shards from natural disasters and avalanches on the mountain roads, and the golden arrows of the Laughing Man on the mountain streams and cliffs.
Finally, Xueming answered,
"It must have been a long time ago that in the Death Doll Agency City, two officers, Jessica and Nanami, said that if you want to become an outlaw, you have to live in the abnormal environment of the undead runes for at least three months, and the transformed The probability is very small. Considering Brother Yin Bu’s age, I’m afraid he has been dead for more than ten years.”
Meteor: "Why is Grandpa Engineer so afraid of death? Isn't he unable to die?"
Xueming: "Not being able to die is only relative, but people on Stairway to Heaven are not picky eaters, and giants can even eat dead crazy butterflies. For these people, death is not something worth fearing - all consciousness , all the essence was taken away by these monsters and became part of them, just like the corrupted Soviet Union..."
Meteor: "Brother Ming, don't tell me about history! Let's not take the topic too far. Let's put it this way - are the sisters sent to the Albert Scientific Research Station non-existent people?"
"No, they once existed." Jiang Xueming pondered: "Meteor, let me make a metaphor. Think about it carefully."
"Well, Brother Ming, tell me."
"I say if, just if...your waiter is dead."
“Ouch! Ouch!
! ——How did you die? Who did it! No! impossible! "
"It's just if...it's not true."
"No if! No! No!"
Jiang Xueming caught a glimpse of Meteor's excited expression and immediately changed his mind and asked Furui boy to stop torturing his spine.
"Then let's not use this immoral metaphor - you know it, right? People always need lies, idols, and hope to live."
Meteor suddenly realized: "You mean...Brother Yin Bu and other desperadoes can mention [death] and think of [death] all the time. Is it because of these strong thoughts? That gave them the gold medal to avoid death? How can they be in this situation?" Staying awake under Niflheim’s spiritual pressure?”
"What's there to be afraid of?" Jiang Xueming said, "I put myself in my shoes - this place is so close to the underworld of Heim. I can dream of the dead souls when I sleep, and my inner demons often come to visit me. The worst result is Just to be eaten by these corrupt giants.”
Meteor: "No! This kind of thing can never happen!"
Xueming: "So they have no fear."
The convoy left the Pavlov substation and drifted away from the lights of human civilization.
The wind and snow are getting heavier and heavier, but it is a sunny avenue with infinite smoothness.
Meteor: "Brother Ming, will our bar be built after we go back?"
Xueming: "It's not that fast. It's a house of more than 1,000 square meters. It has three floors and a rooftop. It will take a long, long time to decorate the hardware and software."
Shooting Star: "Chef seems to have nowhere to go, so he finds Wendy Mills."
Xueming: "I know very little about this person. I heard you say that she is Jason's soul?"
Meteor: "No! She is a living person! Hey, I can't explain..."
Xueming: "Then what is she? Please translate it carefully for me."
"Under the Monument to the People's Heroes, the chef kept saying that there was a girl beside him, Wendy Mills - but I couldn't feel it at all, until the chef's hair moved and palm prints began to appear on the skin on his face. It finally dawned on me that there was indeed a big sister whom I could not see at all who was always guarding him."
Xueming: "From what you said, is it soul power?"
Meteor: "No! That's human beings. Brother Ming, your spirit body and mine have the physiques of hot-blooded men, right?"
Xueming: "Yes."
Saying this, Meteor immediately mobilized his spirit body——
——Two strong arms appeared in Xueming’s eyes.
That is the characteristic of the emergence stage. A pair of solid and thick phantom arms appeared on Meteor's arms. These arms were equipped with arm armor. The armor stomach was like the carapace of a longhorned beetle, exuding a strange metallic color with withered roses. flower.
"Brother Ming, look at it. My arms are thick and my fingers are big. My spirit body looks like a rough guy no matter how you look at it." Meteor fiddled with his spirit body's arms and waved them awkwardly in front of Jiang Xueming: "It is very obedient. It doesn't have my orders. He won’t rub my face at all—so I say that the spirit next to the chef is a living person.”
Jiang Xueming: "Indeed, Jason can't be a girl. His body hair is so thick that he basically says goodbye to women's clothing. He can only live a relatively failed life."
Something didn't sound right about Meteor, and his eyes became strange.
Jiang Xueming explained: "It's nothing, I suddenly got angry. You may not believe it, but my other account popped up from the underworld of Heim. In the moment of the fight - I was almost pushed to the ground and beaten violently by her. .”
"Ha...hehehe...yeah." Meteor only found it funny, but he couldn't laugh out loud. Finally he asked: "Brother Ming, do you think it's possible that Wendy Mills is the chef himself? ?”
"It's very possible that he is such a proud and narcissistic person." Jiang Xueming described it this way: "He has never put others in his eyes. If he insists on saying that the person worthy of his respect, admiration and love should be himself."
"It's such a wonderful schizophrenia..." Meteor said, feeling very unconvinced: "Why is my other character's account so bad?"
"More than these things, I care more about Jason Megan's soul power." Jiang Xueming opened the diary and returned to the previous record of Wendy Mills' whereabouts: "During his passenger career, he separated from the waiter. Actions are thousands of kilometers apart, which means that he almost always maintains a state of spiritual extrusion - and the range is almost infinite."
Meteor's eyes lit up: "Oh! When we came back from the Skull and Bones Society, the chef was very upset. He said that his mental state and willpower were sometimes strong and weak, and his madness index was also high and low - and he also liked to talk to himself. of."
"The closer I get to Red Star Mountain, I find that he is getting more and more powerful." Jiang Xueming carefully recalled the changes that happened to Jason along the way: "So I think Wendy Mills is not his soul power, nor is he A real person is like a fraternal twin. His mental power is incredibly strong - because he ate his other self while he was still in his mother's womb."
Meteor was surprised: "Is there still such a situation?"
"He should have had an older sister, or a younger sister who, before she had time to develop into a truly complete embryonic life, merged with his essence and became a relatively independent person." Jiang Xueming described: "This person followed him Growing up together, it is a phantom in his head that no one can see or touch. It is the manifestation of his soul power."
Meteor flipped through Xueming's diary and found Wendy's photo.
"Why did the camera catch her?"
"Ordinary people can actually see spirits - it requires a little bit of blinding." Jiang Xueming said this, and immediately manifested his arm and stretched it out the window. To ordinary people, the outline of an arm could be seen in the rain and snow.
"It requires very high precision, using dust and sand as a medium. Conceive a complete picture in your mind." Jiang Xueming described: "Create a shell outside this invisible and intangible airflow, and it can be seen by ordinary people. ——I remember many spiritual disasters on the surface of the earth, and the [ghosts] among them also appeared in this form. When the wind blows, they disappear. If there is a thunderstorm, the charge of the anode or cathode will destroy these The energy shattered, and the magic stick said, this is like a thunderbolt from the sky that will never be reincarnated. If we are struck by lightning, I am afraid it will be the same, and we will immediately enter the door of death. Even if we survive, the best result is to become a vegetative state."
Meteor frowned: "How did the chef do it? I am in the emergence stage - just relying on imagination, I want to add such a layer of makeup to my spirit body so that ordinary people can see my big baby. That’s so difficult!”
"This is Jason's talent. I'm afraid none of us can do it." Jiang Xueming explained: "As you said, Ah Xing - he believed from the beginning to the end that Wendy Mills was a living person, so in this kind of situation Driven by a strong will, he alone created the great power of all living beings. His brain is different from ordinary people, and the operating power and sensing unit are estimated to be ten times that of ordinary people."
Meteor kept scratching his head: "It's so complicated. Who is Sister Wendy?"
"I think carefully, the illusion that can be captured by a camera must have its material volume and material color." Jiang Xueming pointed to the graduation ceremony photo of Galahad Academy of Magic, and pointed to Wendy next to Jason Megan · Mills.
"Look at these shadows, or her arms, or the exposed skin, there is no doubt that various elements in nature, such as the anodic color of aluminum, the blue or black color of steel, the chemical reaction colors of various minerals, You can create such a [shell] - we have to ask Jason how he achieved such a miracle, I'm afraid he doesn't know it himself."
Then Jiang Xueming took out his gun and demonstrated muscle memory to Meteor on the spot, disassembling and assembling the firearm.
"I can accomplish these things with almost no thought process. I think Jason did the same when he created Wendy Mills. There must be such a person in his life. This is the power of [love]."
Meteor: "It's so awesome..."
Xueming: “This journey not only made me paraplegic.”
Meteor: "Hahahahaha! Me too...I am also a paraplegic. Hahahahaha! Brother Ming! Why did you suddenly become humorous? That tone of serious nonsense is really funny!~"
"I learned it from Teacher A Ling. She is like an iceberg when telling jokes to others, but she can inspire people. Let's talk about this..." Xueming continued: "This trip not only gave us high-level paraplegia - —A very wonderful thing happened in my life.”
Meteor immediately said: "You like sister-in-law."
"I love her." Jiang Xueming said bluntly: "Teacher A Ling told me a lot before. She is like Xiaoqi's sister and her mother. In the central square, I held Qingqing's hand and learned from her In the spirit body, I saw her struggling to kill the enemy, I saw her running away in embarrassment to survive, I saw her surrendering without dignity, all I wanted to do was survive. She is really beautiful, as powerful as a dump truck..."
"Brother Ming, when you describe girls, can you..." Liuxing wanted to say something, but when he saw Xueming's serious and determined expression, he couldn't speak clearly.
——Is there something wrong with using a dump truck as an aesthetic unit to count?
"You don't know, her eyes are as bright as LED headlights, and her abdominal muscle lines and mermaid lines are the cerakote ceramic coating on the front of the car, which can be as hard as steel." Xueming described Brother Qi's figure: "The arms and Her knuckles are rough and powerful, the texture of a reassuring hot-melt tire. Stepping on the accelerator can overcome the asphalt road in wind, snow and rainstorms. The deltoid muscle group on her back is like a cargo box carrying more than fifty tons. Even when I was at my weakest, she could carry me home."
Meteor was stunned.
Xueming: "I love her. If you don't understand, I can say it again."
Meteor: "No, no, no, no..."
At this moment, Ah Xing suddenly felt that his pursuit in life was relatively normal - falling in love with a super ancient race girl should be more normal than Brother Ming.
For a moment, Ah Xing even felt that Brother Ming would take out a strange cube from his chest in the next second, and then turn into a Cybertronian.
At this moment, the spirit body of the phoenix returned to Su Ling from the front car.
It told Xiao Qi almost everything Xueming said.
Xiaoqi didn't faint. She was very rational and felt like she couldn't laugh or cry.
When she heard A Ming's confession, she was ecstatic at first, then started to feel strange, and finally she twisted her eyebrows and her face became as wrinkled as an old lady's.
Su Ling said: "How about...the flesh and blood are weak? Can you force yourself to ascend?"
"Don't make fun of me at this time, Master..." Xiao Qi had no idea and said dryly: "It's a good thing that people like me. As for his vocabulary reserve, it is in line with his cultural level who has not graduated from high school."
Su Ling then asked: "Then you don't have any mood swings at all?"
Xiao Qi shook her head: "No, it's become a habit."
Su Ling: "Oh!~~~"
Xia Xia: "Oh!~~~~"
Su Ling: "Oh!
~~~"
Xia Xia: “Wow!
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Xiao Qi's eyes were wandering, and she shrank her head and looked at her head: "Yes! It's so... I'm so happy!"
Su Ling then changed her facial expression from raising her eyebrows and smiling back to being calm and natural: "Then can you stop breaking the doorknob?"
Xia Xia poked her head out of A-Ling's chin: "I know you want to find a man, but there is a cliff on the right side of the vehicle, more than 600 meters deep. It's more deadly than the Titanic's [You jump, I jump.] , control yourself."
"Ahem..." Xiao Qi took his hand back.
Su Ling then said: "Do you know why you and your employer are not allowed to sit in the same car?"
Xiao Qi guessed: "Afraid he uses the wrong words? Will it hurt my heart?"
Su Ling stared: "I'm afraid you're using too much force! You'll crush his legs! Please wake up! He's now a paraplegic!"
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[part2·There is such a good thing!]
The laughter and laughter on the road have become new topics of conversation for the brothers in the Snow Mastiff Troop.
Everything seems to have nothing to do with Jason Megan, because he is now embarrassed.
He was sitting in a troop carrier, surrounded by rough men, including Cossacks and Slavs.
Katyusha held the gun silently, seeming to be remembering something.
He just pointed at himself, the car, the distance, and the floor.
"If Wendy is my soul, then who am I? If she is not a human, then who answered the emergency summons before? Am I not only a waiter, but also a passenger? Is there an end to the universe and a beginning to time? Who am I, where do I come from, where do I go..."
Katyusha felt drowsy after hearing this: "Employer! Just stop telling riddles!"
Jason covered his face and deliberately avoided Katyusha. He didn't want to say anything more to this young girl because he was already in his thirties and was a mature and stable middle-aged man.
This maturity and stability are not only reflected in the relationship between the waiter and the employer, but also directly feed back to Jason's anxious heart.
What on earth is going on?
He recalled the scene in the underground palace, in front of the tomb of the Soviet heroes, where Katyusha suddenly rushed towards him for a kiss.
He has always put this matter behind him, hoping to concentrate on dealing with the task, finding Wendy, and facing his mission.
But now, these long-standing and difficult problems have been solved.
[Windmill] no longer responded to him, allowing him to think and incite the spirit body, as if he had turned back into an ordinary person and could no longer wake up Wendy Mills.
Brother Hydra sat next to Jason and looked at the Dacian man curiously.
"Is this little girl your waiter? Jason Megan?"
Jason was a little impatient. When he was thinking about the ultimate philosophical questions of life, he hated others interrupting his thoughts.
So he said: "I originally had a waiter, but as for this one, she will soon be gone..."
"What are you talking about!" The soldier sitting opposite the carriage immediately yelled: "You are full of food, you want to go to the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant to pick up bottle caps - you don't know how lucky you are in the midst of blessings!"
Brother A Bing is very, very young and has not even passed the period of voice change.
It seems that they are also born in the North and grew up in the North.
No inspiration, not a passenger.
The reckless leader, wearing a visor and down hat, immediately stood up to confront Jason.
"Do you know how hurtful such words are! Yin Asong! Many people are kneeling in front of the meeting hall of Jushan Station, asking for a fate from the boss. You should take a good look at yourself! She has followed you so far! She has been running for so long! Only VIPs can receive this blessing, and the waiter can always be by their side - but you just said a few words and lightly wanted to drive her away? "
Jason: "No...I didn't mean that..."
The big-headed soldier immediately grabbed Katyusha's hand.
"The waiter you don't want! She belongs to me!"
Hydera wanted to say something more. The vaginas under his hands were harder and oilier than the other. There were only a few bitches in this place in the north, let alone women. As the commander of the Snow Mastiff Unit, he was I want to teach the new recruits under my command a lesson.
Katyusha still wanted to struggle, but found that the palms clenching her wrists were so strong.
Jason's expression changed dramatically at that moment, and he suddenly began to panic——
——He was very unwilling, and a kind of crazy jealousy took root and grew rapidly.
Brother Abing laughed playfully: "Look at your expression! Why?! Yin Asong! Why are you frowning? Why are you getting anxious?! Is it because I'm holding Katyusha's hand? Or do you just feel embarrassed?" The waiter must have been as uncomfortable as eating a fly when he was snatched away by me in front of everyone, right!?"
Jason didn't speak. He looked at his palm and felt a strange and warm feeling.
Brother Abing immediately took advantage of the victory and pursued him: "He doesn't see you in his eyes! Katyusha! Now you have been caught by me! According to my rules, the person I catch belongs to me."
"Sit back, soldier. Which team are you from? Let go of his waiter." Hydera ordered loudly.
Brother Abing replied to the officer: "Sir, it is still unknown whether Aohun Mingde can survive the harvest season! I am not afraid of it! I don't want to be a bachelor for the rest of my life - I finally met these women, Katyusha is still my hometown. ..”
Hydra: "Let her go."
Brother A Bing: "I won't! I want to kiss her now!"
Things started to go wrong.
Hydera took out his gun and prepared to enforce military discipline, but this boy was holding Katyusha as a human shield, and the brothers around him couldn't pull it away, as if the recruit had some incredible power.
Jason yelled, "Stop!"
Brother Abing touched Katyusha's belly with one hand, and his voice became weird.
"Hehehehe! Yin Asong! Are you jealous? This should have been yours, the flesh is so soft..."
Jason: "Okay, that's enough, Wendy."
"Tsk..." Wendy Mills took off her helmet and raised a cold eyebrow with a lifeless expression: "I don't even know what to say to you."
Jason spent a long time apologizing to Chief Hydera and talking about the waiter.
Hydra started to get lost in the lake after hearing half of it——
——Muttered at the end.
"If she is your ex-girlfriend, and it is you, and you say you are in love with her, and you [crunch]..."
Jason: "Wait, what does that [crunch] mean?"
Brother Hydra stroked his beard, thoughtfully, and simply skipped the topic.
"Does the universe have an end, does time have a beginning, who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going?"
It’s embarrassing to say anything at this time——
——Wendy Mills’s arm holding Katyusha remained motionless.
She was like a caring elder sister, taking care of her little sister, combing Katyusha's hair, and using cotton swabs to clean the dirt from the little girl's ears.
Jason seemed to be angry with himself——
——He didn’t know what he was angry about.
He thought of Jiang Xueming, and suddenly felt that this brother was so smart and capable in dealing with people, and he never complicated simple problems.
He was extremely envious of Xueming, who could cut through all the mess like a knife.
Wendy: "Were you thinking about other men just now?"
Jason: "Yeah."
Wendy: "It's really yours."
Jason: "I don't know why, but I feel angry inside."
Wendy: "Has the consciousness of the Fire Man gotten into your head? It hasn't dissipated yet?"
Jason: "No, it's another kind of thing. It's like there's a door through which I can't break in, or it could be said that I'm locked in a small dark room and I can't break out."
Wendy: "Let's go forward."
Jason: "Where's the road? I can't see it!"
Without saying anything, Wendy hugged Katusha who was about to fall asleep and kissed her deeply.
Jason was stunned at that time——
——From the spiritual resonance, he tasted Katyusha's lips.
To spoil the atmosphere, from the time we arrived at Hongxing Mountain to the time we returned home, no one brushed or cleaned their teeth properly. Most of the food they ate was sorghum cakes and canned food, which tasted a bit strong.
Except for this little thing that ruined the atmosphere.
It was as if he had been hit directly in the vital part by a 14.5 machine gun bullet, and he could no longer move.
After a long time, Wendy Mills let go of little Katyusha.
"I inserted the street sign for you. What now?"
Jason became even more angry, and he looked at the waiter anxiously.
"Hello..."
Wendy interjected: "She has a name."
Jason immediately changed his mind: "Katyusha..."
Wendy asked: "Full name?"
Jason: "Holles Jusselburgh Lee..."
Wendy: "Lydia."
Katyusha: "Katyusha!"
Jason: "I'm sorry...my waiter...my soul power is not very obedient. She and I are almost two different people."
"..." Little Katyusha pursed her lips and said nothing. Her eyes were full of intelligence, as if she had recognized her employer's power the moment she was caught by the soldier.
——How could she not recognize Jason Megan.
——How could she not recognize it?
Jason had a complicated expression: "I won't abandon you...I'm just being tough."
Wendy: "Come on, I'm about to fall asleep."
Jason: "You might not believe me if I tell you. I might quarrel with myself."
Wendy: "Sir Hydera! Shout! Come and cheer! Come on! Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!"
Jason was so nervous that he was sweating: "If Wendy stays with me all the time... I'm afraid there will be a lot of trouble, a lot of trouble."
Katyusha thought for a while, "Is there such a good thing?"
Jason: "???"
Hydra: "???"
People were about to stand up, but after hearing Katyusha's words, they sat back down.
Wendy shrugged helplessly and patted her employer's shoulder.
"If you have to worry about this, it's better to worry about Niflheim in a few decades. The chiral molecules will be gone, the water will become clean, and you can fish -"
"——I know that humans and fish can coexist peacefully, and the three of us can definitely do it too."
Hydera pointed at Jason for a while, then for Wendy, and finally rubbed her fingers and started counting.
"If she is her girlfriend, then he and she also have feelings for each other. He is originally her, so when she kisses her, he kisses her, but he cares about her kiss. Does he care about it in the first place? Or was she attracted first, so he cared about it? Then she..."
The driver screamed loudly from the driving seat, and the madness index was rising rapidly.
"Stop it! Stop it! Commander! That's enough! I've heard enough!"
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The spirit body of the Phoenix returned to Su Ling from the middle of the motorcade.
She covered the student with a cold coat with one hand to make her sleep more peacefully.
Covering her employer Xia Xia's head with one hand, doing so can help her sleep.
The movements are very light and smooth——
——It is the inaudible applause, the silent carnival of the furious melon-eating team leader.
"Wonderful..."
