Chapter 4 I can’t do it unless I’m drunk

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The entire security check process took four hours, and many aspects of it were very torturous.

Under the arrangement of more than 20 medical staff, gastroscopy and colonoscopy can be regarded as a routine physical examination. Among the other two elements of the ternary quality, there are many kinds of unbelievable examinations.

The stress test process requires Xueming to eliminate all foreign objects in the body, including any food waste in the stomach and intestines, part of the intestinal flora, and part of the parasites.

When a series of hormone drugs and tranquilizers that speed up metabolism entered his body - he felt as if his soul was about to leave his body.

Let’s skip this nerve-wracking part.

But the next link doesn't seem to be much better.

The doctors inserted high-quality glucose into his arm to keep the central nervous system and brain active at all times, and then began various types of sound and light stimulation.

In an artificially created environment of strong static electricity, he received various stimuli, including low-frequency timpani, harsh cymbals, irregular chalk marks on the blackboard, different frequencies of epileptic light, and so on. torture.

If those doctors hadn't informed the boss about the progress of the examination during the process, Jiang Xueming would have mistakenly thought that he had entered some strange concentration camp and was being used as a test subject and being tortured.

When the dual examination of body and spirit is over.

He was exhausted and his eyes were bloodshot——

——He felt as if his brain had stayed up for days and nights, with bursts of dull pain emanating from his skull, and any sound would make his heart throb.

Round after round of high-pressure experiences almost destroyed his spiritual world, which was a wonderful feeling.

Unlike inspired warnings, inspired warnings do not change his physical structure.

However, when the brain's fatigue and the entire body's bioelectrical system enter a disordered state, the body will also become fragile.

In this state, Xueming even had a very mysterious illusion——

——He carefully observed his physical body and could clearly feel that his fingers were no longer flexible. There was obvious resistance to the opening and closing of the lungs when breathing. The four major joints of the elbows and knees seemed to have become fragile, which would appear when the four limbs were relaxed. All kinds of abnormal noises.

The various movement instructions and the muscle cavities and orifices in the body are not so soft and unified, like a machine that has lost its lubricant, becoming fragile at the touch of a touch. He cannot guarantee the quality of his punches and cannot control it at all. The muscles in the body are used to exert force. If you are impacted in this state, the damage will be doubled.

Just like a normal punch, the injured part may only be swollen and bruised, and will recover in a few days. However, in a state of extreme fatigue, the injured point is likely to be dislocated or fractured, and abscesses or tissue accumulation may also occur. Liquid damage.

It was as if he had stepped into the gate of hell, and the ghost in his eyes seemed to be able to see the capricious spirit of the Five Ghosts waving at him.

Before the final round of testing——

——The medical staff brought Jiang Xueming a cup of hot tea, "Drink it. There is also a psychic test, which will be quick."

Jiang Xueming took the tea and drank it all in one gulp. To his surprise, the nerve damage in his skull was cleared away almost instantly.

He could hear the hum of the muscle air chambers and acupuncture points in his limbs as they tightened and relaxed, and the bones of his shoulders and neck became flexible and natural again as they reset. It is more refreshing than cleaning the waste in the skull while sleeping.

It only takes a cup of tea——

——He will be fine!

Jiang Xueming raised the cup and asked the doctor, wanting to see if this elixir could be obtained elsewhere: "Doctor, what is this... it's so magical... can I buy it elsewhere? If I had it, I wouldn’t even have to sleep!”

"Ha..." The doctor just chuckled without answering. He pushed Xueming's wheelchair and sent him to the psychic review agency.

Regarding the process of psychic examination——

——That would be even more torture.

Xueming no longer remembers what happened.

All he knew was that he was pushed into a comprehensive experimental building and stayed in small cubicles for about thirty seconds.

There are usually creatures in these cubicles.

Starting from the most basic and common creatures, such as various amniotic animals, cats, dogs, cattle, sheep, ligers, red deer, it is like visiting a zoo.

Then there are snakes, insects, rats, and ants, rare insects that exude all kinds of strange smells.

There were no isolation or protective measures during the entire process. It was just him and the doctor who kept passing through room after room.

Said Xueming could not remember what happened.

It was also because these rooms were too numerous and too complex—some of them were even empty, without anything, but they still stayed there for thirty seconds.

It was a strange feeling. He could vaguely feel the presence of something, as if there was a creature in this small room, but he couldn't see it. Maybe it’s fungal spores floating in the air, or maybe it’s mossy lichen in a corner.

Until Xueming saw Mad Butterfly in a certain room - he was so frightened that he almost yelled and cursed. This test was too hard-core, and the doctor and the patient might accidentally be left with only their souls.

After completing the entire test, the doctor gave Jiang Xueming a small dose of panacea as a vaccination against Vita's brand.

Immediately afterwards, Xueming was sent to the guest room of the observation room and told to wait for the results.

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Xueming's face was full of shock. He had never experienced such strong physical and mental stimulation since he was a child. He just thought it was too mysterious.

If the VIP physical examination is so perverted, it’s no wonder that Teacher Victor sneaks out every day.

It's just that he still doesn't understand a few things.

Regarding the three elements - body and spirit, he had a half-understood understanding.

What does the last [soul] mean?

At this time, Brother Seven happened to open the door and come in, preparing a fitness meal for Jiang Xueming.

Xueming was about to ask about [soul].

9527 put on a pair of glasses and began to shake his head, trying to align the wig print on the lenses with Jiang Xueming's head.

"Stop it..." Xueming pursed her lips. She was neither smiling nor angry. She just felt that the big girl 9527 was too strange. "I have something to ask you."

"I didn't do it!~" Brother Qi's tone was serious and serious. He finally found a suitable distance and overlapped the wig on the lens with the head of his lover: "I'm serious, hey, hey, okay! Don't mess around. Move, that’s it!”

Jiang Xueming had 10,000 questions in his mind: "I shaved my head...are you really that big of a reaction?"

"Fahai!~You don't understand love!~" 9527 put the dinner plate in his hand on the cart and kicked it in front of Jiang Xueming.

She described it seriously: "I shouldn't be called Bai Qingqing, my name is Qingqing. Do you want me to help you practice?"

"This topic is not interesting to talk about." Jiang Xueming rolled up his sleeves and started to cook, "Miss Zijin, I am just an ordinary person - not as interesting as you think. I always talk when I have something to say, and I stay quiet when I have nothing to say. I’m very serious.”

"So?" Brother Qi followed the angle of Xueming's side and rotated his head to align his bald head with the wig in his eyes.

"So, I said, if my bald head really affects you and causes you trouble, I will find a wig." Jiang Xueming stuffed chicken breast strips into his mouth and said, "And it's really powerful. Is it that big? I don’t understand..."

"Did you know that before you shaved your hair, I went to the field shooting range and my comprehensive test score was eight and a half points." Xiao Qi said it as if it was true: "After shaving my hair, I saw That round weathervane reminds me of you, and my heart becomes confused when I think of you. When my heart becomes confused, my gun slows down, Biaji falls to the edge of the third runway. Master laughs at me for half an hour. Do you believe it? Oh my, everything I said is true! My butt is still swollen now! If you don’t believe me, touch it?”

"Ha..." Xueming's cheeks puffed up, holding a broccoli in his hand, he turned around and responded: "Don't be like this, Brother Qi, if you are a man and I am a woman, let's call out our genders - —You want me to touch your butt? This matter will be a hot topic sooner or later. If it doesn’t work, you are engaging in gender bullying.”

"Hey!" 9527 continued to be cheerful. He closed his eyes and ran to Xueming and sat down next to him: "Why did you suddenly become so talkative today?"

Jiang Xueming answered truthfully: "I'm happy."

9527 closed her eyes with an incredible expression - she had always felt that Jiang Xueming was a person who couldn't express his emotions or anger.

Now the man was happily nibbling broccoli, as if he was completely different from when he was working.

Brother Qi asked: "Really?"

Jiang Xueming replied: "Yes, I'm really happy. I brought Ah Xing back, and I can have a holiday again. I have time to rest after finishing my work. I'm not a robot. I just don't like to joke around when I'm doing business - Ye Bei My eldest brother once told me that a person is like a bow, it should be tight or loose. How can it be stretched to the full moon? It will break!"

Brother Qi slowly opened his eyes and saw the "pretty monk" breaking the [vegetarian diet] while eating a fitness meal. He felt itchy in his heart and the corners of his mouth turned up involuntarily.

"You think about Brother Ye Bei all day long... It seems that this person is very important to you?"

"Yes." Jiang Xueming finished all the food in a small square and started to eat the second portion. After the examination, he felt very, very hungry. "Brother is really good to me. He gives me work and pays me. Take care of my sister - and tell me not to do bad things, to study hard, to be a useful person to society, to care about others and to understand others."

"Ah! Sounds like a very powerful love rival!" 9527 suppressed the urge in his heart [Tian Boguang teased the little nun], and felt more and more that this employer was unreasonably cute.

——He looks complicated and simple at the same time.

Work meticulously and keep the wind at bay.

A well-behaved and cute housekeeping expert.

"Of course, you are also very kind to me, thank you." Jiang Xueming thanked her seriously: "Would you like me to treat you to dinner? What kind of food do you like?"

"Uh... how about we get down to business?" 9527 covered his heart, not ready yet how to respond to this [date], for fear of fainting again by accident: "What were you going to ask just now? "

After Jiang Xueming finished his second fitness meal, he asked, "What is the soul in the ternary substance? The doctor just did a test on me, and he took me to see a lot of animals? Why?"

"It's very complicated to say... very, very complicated. It has to start from a very big proposition. Do you have time?" 9527 rarely gets serious for a while.

Jiang Xueming immediately caught this [serious Seventh Brother], "Then wait for me for a while, I'll change clothes and get my physical examination results. We'll go find Ah Xing and talk slowly on the way? Okay?"

When Brother Qi felt Xueming gripping his arm, the deer in his heart turned into Optimus Prime with antlers. He suddenly understood Xueming's dump truck aesthetics and was almost traumatized to death.

"Okay, okay...let me go first..."

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...

Xueming was changing clothes in the room, while Qi Ge was outside and said a few words about [soul].

"Concerning the soul, this is a very, very complex and trivial proposition - just like our brains and genes, we cannot simply look at the whole from a pair of genes or a pair of synapses."

"The form of life has evolved over more than 500 million years and has become a huge and difficult to classify system - using chaos theory to describe it is a bit scripted. I will try my best to use my understanding. Tell you what [soul] is.”

"Just like the other two things in the three elements - the physical body exists all the time, it is an immortal substance and is the direct medium for communication between humans and all things."

"Spirit relies on the information left by matter. It changes all the time. Our brain will transform the brain itself, change brain synapses, learn new skills, record new events, and build a strong physical body. ——Just like water or fire, it determines the shape of our physical body. Like DNA and like the brain wave spectrum on an oscilloscope, it is the secondary medium for communication between humans and all things."

"As for the mysterious and mysterious thing like the soul... I actually think that it is somewhere between non-existence and existence."

Jiang Xueming's voice came from the door.

"You said I understand the first two! Then start talking about riddles after that! Brother Qi! Be more direct!"

"It's really hard to say this directly... it's very convoluted..." 9527 described: "It's like when we read a book or listen to other people telling stories, it's hard to resonate, right? Unless that's the case The author’s writing skills are amazing, and he puts his soul into the way he tells stories or expresses his emotions!”

"It makes sense, go on."

"Music, art, text, any medium that can carry emotional expression, or things related to food, clothing, housing and transportation can leave strong personal symbols. Usually people will also say - this dish, this road, this dress, this Houses, etc., are filled with the soul of the creator.”

"I can probably understand a little bit."

"It's good if you can understand it. I think the soul is the last medium of the three elements. It expresses itself all the time and determines a person's [living] state. It both exists and does not exist, like a movie. The camera takes pictures of the actual products created by the body and spirit at every moment - as the saying goes, there are three kinds of death for people, death of the body, death of the spirit, and death of the soul."

Brother Seven raised his head and saw Hohenheim's portrait.

"Physical death involves the moment when the person's vital signs and electrical signals in the brain cease."

"Spiritual death is the moment when any information about the person left during his life no longer produces any new changes."

"The death of the soul is the moment when all the historical deeds about the person are forgotten."

Brother Qi continued to explain.

"It's really complicated to talk about. Language is such a barren and empty thing. If you want to describe this thing clearly, it's exactly what I just said - you have to find it yourself."

Jiang Xueming said while changing clothes: "Teacher Victor told me this. We all have a [must pass] in our hearts and a [must choose question] - only we can find it ourselves."

Brother Qi snapped his fingers: "That's right! Employer, BOSS has arranged a very good teacher for you!"

"Speaking of teacher... Brother Qi, don't you want to talk about your master?" Jiang Xueming asked again: "Can you introduce him to me?"

"Then let's not mention it for now... I can chat with you for two or three hours, hehe..." Speaking of Bai Yueguang, Jiu Wu Er Qi laughed out loud.

"Then does your master really know how to laugh like a quack quack?" Jiang Xueming chatted without saying a word: "Can your laughter be passed down from the same school? It's so scary..."

"No... I'm gifted!~" Brother Qi was quite embarrassed: "My master has... facial paralysis."

"Facial paralysis?"

9527's voice became softer: "Yes, she has neurological facial paralysis. She often pinches the corners of her mouth with both hands to laugh, or rubs her face to make expressions."

Jiang Xueming opened the door: "Oh...I'm sorry, I shouldn't ask this."

Unexpectedly, Brother Qi was leaning against the door and fell into Xueming's arms without paying attention.

At that moment, Bai Qingqing felt that time had slowed down.

Her soul is about to leave her body at this moment.

Her eyes widened and her heart rate soared. I was thinking about singing "Water of the West Lake" in my head, but I felt that singing it would definitely ruin the atmosphere.

Jiang Xueming didn’t dare to move—

——He held Brother Qi's waist, touched the strong abdominal muscles with one hand, and held the upper arm with the other hand. He was thinking about Brother Qi's posture. One punch could break two of his bones. This girl is really good. Healthy and able to fight.

The atmosphere became awkward.

Before Brother Qi could boil water and cook two bags of Baixiang instant noodles.

Xueming began to think in her mind that it would be a pity not to massage the back muscles and spine properly twice.

Someone came to break the awkwardness.

That person is Seventh Brother’s mentor——

——He is the VIP’s attendant.

She stepped on the mahogany floor with her bare feet and walked quickly, making no sound as she walked, like a cat.

As Bai Qingqing said, her master has facial paralysis, no expression, only his eyes can speak.

Her hair and clothes were scissored and swayed with her hands. It was hard for Xueming to imagine what kind of woman she was. Just walking, she felt like the scorching sun was approaching.

Immediately afterwards, the master pulled 9527 out of Xueming's arms, just like grabbing a baby.

"I'm sorry to bother you looking for a man."

I saw this woman take out a physical examination report from the small dress on her shoulder and hand it to Jiang Xueming.

"Keep it."

Jiang Xueming also wanted to ask for his name and say thank you.

"I, Su Ling, Su from Suzhou, Ling from Hun Tianling, the people who asked me for my phone number were lined up from the station reception hall to the ring highway -" After saying that, this teacher Su took out his calculator and did some calculations. He took out another piece of paper and wrote down the number, and then left a red bean paste color lipstick mark on the paper: "——Go down according to the queue in front. Your order is 1145141919810. These days, there are many scalpers who maliciously line up to resell the numbers. , is also a new type of fraudulent digital currency. Sorry to cause you trouble. I did a rough calculation and you can come to me when you are about sixty-two years old."

This inexplicable self-introduction left Jiang Xueming confused. Looking at the string of numbers, maybe the seventh brother also inherited his mathematical ability from his master.

Brother Seven stood on tiptoe, his eyes full of little stars staring at the white moonlight in his heart.

"Come on, have a smile." Teacher Su took out a very old Polaroid, pulled Xiaoqi and Xueming, and took a group photo together. At the same time, he made a scissor hand gesture with his left hand, raised the corner of his mouth, and reluctantly opened the business.

The flash of an old camera flashes.

Before Xueming could say anything more, Teacher Su shook the photo so that it could be quickly formed, and stuffed the photo into the child's crotchless pants pocket.

"The clothes are good." Teacher Su put one hand on her chest and clapped gently, "I hope there will be more clever boys like you in the station so that I, an old aunt, can check out the welfare every day."

Brother Qi whispered: "Master! I'll just say it! I'll just say..."

Teacher Su: "Okay, shut up. Can you be more reserved? I taught you a lesson -"

"——I know! You want to marry me! Either you can beat me! Or you are smarter than me! Falling in love is not charity!" 9527 shook his head in front of the repeater.

Teacher Su waved his hand and threw the hair from the back of his head. The hair hit Xiao Qi's face, which meant a small punishment but a big warning: "I know you still stick to it? Does your butt still hurt?"

9527 was immediately frightened: "It hurts..."

"It shouldn't be. With your body, does your butt hurt from the fall, or..." Teacher Su seemed to have thought of something: "Oh! Oh! OHHHHH!"

Brother Seven waved his little hand: "What are you thinking about! Master!"

The expressionless face and hand movements that pretended to be surprised made Xueming confused - it was really mysterious.

"I understand, let's take a step first." After saying that, this "old aunt" who was only in her mid-twenties walked deeper into the medical institution.

"What do you know!" Xiao Qi hurriedly wanted to explain.

But Teacher Su Ling didn’t give her a chance to explain——

——As soon as I walked out of the corridor, I suddenly turned around and popped up when I turned the corner. It felt like TOM was observing in secret, his neck stretched out very long.

"Xiao Qi, you are right, he can really rely on his face to make a living, and he can make your butt hurt for so long."

He didn't even say goodbye, which gave Xueming a very strange feeling——

——Like a wild cat, by chance, it came to you and rubbed against you for a few times, then slipped away.

When turning a corner, he will turn back and call you "indifferently" and "enthusiastically".

"Bai Qingqing, your master just said openly that you fell down and had to act coquettishly so you kept shouting in pain." Jiang Xueming looked serious: "But I suspect she was driving, but I have no evidence."

Xiaoqi's emotions are very complicated.

She was angry and funny. I feel ashamed and shy.

Raise your hand high and lower it gently.

At the moment when Jiang Xueming was snickering, he gave her a light slap.

"rogue..."

The word seemed to describe herself.

As she drank, her face became redder, and her heart fluttered along with it——

——The best taste is intriguing.