[The Goblin Cave where Goblins have not yet moved in]
The Goblin Fossil Crystal is glowing!
The Goblin Resurrection Ceremony started automatically during Lulea's warm-up exercise time!
[Goblin resurrection progress 30%]
Looking at the Goblin Fossil Crystal that was glowing and seemed to have tiny cracks on its surface, Xia Mi hated slamming his hands on the floor.
"Damn it! As a leader, I made such a low-level mistake! Although 50% of it is due to the unreasonable layout of the pages of this monster manual, I also made a lot of mistakes by ignoring that there is information after turning the page. !”
"What I'm saying is that I just want to blame the Monster Manual, Xia Mi! Hurry up and think of a solution!"
The elf girl did not dare to warm up now and hid far away, for fear that the Goblin fossil crystal would explode in a ball of light.
"Actually, if we don't move this crystal and ignore these lights, it will be enough time for us to discuss a feasible sacrificial dance in the long run."
Xia Mi cheered up, stood up slowly, and turned away from looking at the glowing fossil crystal.
"Don't pretend that nothing happened because you didn't see it! It's definitely not possible!"
The elf girl became anxious.
"This kind of serious resurrection ceremony should be similar to giving birth to a baby! The resurrection has reached one-third of the progress. If the resurrection ceremony is suddenly put aside at this time, the goblin in the crystal will fall into a state of half-death! Maybe it will be the same after resurrection. That kind of goblin with serious physical defects!"
The elf girl's words sounded reasonable.
"As of now, I can only bite the bullet and continue to resurrect."
Xia Mi no longer deceived himself, gritted his teeth, turned around, and touched the Goblin Crystal responsibly, with a guilty look on his face.
"Don't worry, since it's my fault, even if you become a disabled goblin in the future, I will raise you up!"
"Don't have such parent-child thoughts about goblins! What about raising children? Isn't there an elf girl here?!"
At this time, because the resurrection progress has been stuck at 30% for a while, the light emitted by the Goblin Fossil Crystal is fading, and the entire crystal becomes dim.
Xia Mi quickly regained her composure and looked at Lulea imploringly.
"Lureia, no matter what, don't let the progress stop."
Xia Mi stretched out his right hand.
"Use the warm-up exercise on the Goblin Crystal again!"
Hearing this, Lulea danced to do the warm-up exercise again, while chanting the spell she had memorized with her small mouth.
The cracks on the surface of the Goblin fossil crystal began to spread evenly, and the dimmed light gradually recovered.
[Goblin resurrection progress: 31%]
[Goblin resurrection progress: 32%]
"But do warm-up exercises really count as dance? Some of the warm-up exercises I dance now are adapted from the recess exercises at our elf school."
The elf girl wearing a short skirt and tight breasts looked at Xia Mi while performing dance exercises.
"I can see it too..."
Faintly seeing the shadow of a high school student doing morning exercises in Lulea, Xia Mi fell into deep thought.
He looked at the Monster Manual.
[The quality of the resurrected Goblin is affected by the resurrection ceremony. 】
[1: The darker and evil the spirit of the elves performing the sacrificial dance is, the more evil power the resurrected goblin has! 】
This is content that cannot be adjusted. The only elf beside Xia Mi is Flat Golden Retriever.
However, there was so much yellow waste in Flat Golden Retriever's heart, and he didn't even bother to make Flat Golden Retriever become his magic envoy in the first place. Xia Mi believed that Flat Golden Retriever still had a lot of darkness and evil in his heart.
Even if you can't resurrect a high-quality goblin, you can still have an average quality.
[2: The sacrificial dance chosen during the resurrection ceremony will also affect the quality of the goblin. 】
Xia Mi looked at Lulea with a frown.
Wait, if you put it this way, the goblin resurrected with warm-up exercises similar to school radio gymnastics must be a good goblin!
Xia Mi quickly stopped Lulea who was doing aerobics.
"What's the matter? It's the last section."
"You're really doing radio gymnastics!"
Xia Mi asked the elf girl to stop moving and looked at the progress of the resurrection.
[Goblin resurrection progress: 50%]
Hiss, it’s half done.
"There has to be a different dance."
Xia Mi looked at Lulea seriously.
"If the goblin resurrected by this kind of warm-up exercise is a good student goblin, it will be in trouble. Today's society is too complicated, and good students are the targets of severe beatings from all aspects of society."
"It feels like the experience of teaching by words and deeds... So what should I replace it with?"
The elf girl looked at Xia Mi.
"What other dances did you learn in elf school?"
"Although the classes are all about ritual dances, everyone is also interested in hip-hop and other things after class. So I dabble in a little bit of everything."
"Then use the dance that you think can best arouse evil desires to resurrect the goblins."
Lulea thought for a while.
"There is such a dance, but Xia Mi needs your cooperation."
"Um?"
The elf girl came to Xia Mi.
"Stand still and don't move. Don't move at all."
Xia Mi kept her body still, and the elf girl began to move her body closer to Xia Mi, rubbing against her through the clothes. Then she leaned her back against Xia Mi and performed a trick of the elf girl rubbing against the tree.
Finally, prepare to use Xia Mi as a support point to swing.
"It turns out to be pole dancing! Do you think I'm a pole?"
"This is the only dance that can arouse evil desires! Ahhh!"
The elf girl lost her balance and almost fell. Xia Mi quickly hugged her.
"Be careful, Lulea! Your dancing skills are not good!"
"Because I am a beginner in pole dancing~ I only danced secretly a few times at home~"
The elf girl stuck out her tongue unconvinced.
[Goblin Resurrection Ritual: 60%]
Xia Mi frowned.
It's over, and I've absorbed 10% of the energy of pole dancing. Now I'm going to be a good student in school, but after leaving school, I'm going to be a bad boy Goblin who plays karaoke.
The mind returns to reality.
Now is not the time to watch Lu Leiya acting cute, nor is it the time to watch Lu Leiya pole dancing with a tight crotch.
"We must change the dance again and try to correct the deviation of the resurrection ceremony."
Xia Mi wants to rescue the goblins who have not yet been completely resurrected.
The elf girl shook her head helplessly.
"So many requests, Xia Mi~"
The elf girl frowned.
"I can't find it. I can't find the dance you want at all. You want to be evil and you want to modify the resurrection ceremony. It's just like the unreasonable Party A~"
"Then switch to the dance you are most proficient in and try to improve the quality of the dance. - Except for warm-up exercises."
Xia Mi settled for the next best thing. He no longer required the goblins to be of high quality and good quality. At least they could reach the passing mark in both aspects.
"That's true. Our school's dance class has special courses. Those dances require examinations, so I still remember a lot of them. However, usually there are girls from the same class as dance partners. Now, I can only let Xia Mi Come be my dance partner."
The elf girl suddenly became energetic and suddenly turned into a little woman. She shyly put her legs together, put her little hands in front of her body, and looked at Xia Mi expectantly.
"Xia Mi, come on."
"So what kind of dance is it?"
Xia Mi didn't have any idea about the elf girl's posture.
"Waltz, or tango~"
The elf girl shyly raised her hand and placed it in front of Xia Mi.
No wonder I have no clue. I have never been exposed to this kind of dance that sounds so advanced in my previous life.
It was indeed an elf school, teaching all the ballroom dances needed to attend high-class dances.
etc!
Isn’t it outrageous to dance ballroom during the Goblin Resurrection Ceremony?
Xia Mi didn't know for a moment whether he should hold the elf girl's hand.
"If Xia Mi doesn't know how, I can teach you. Waltz is not difficult, as long as you master the rhythm well."
Lulea raised her little face slightly and took the initiative to hold Xia Mi's hand. Her slender fingers dug into Xia Mi's hand like a small loach.
"Put your other hand around my waist."
Xia Mi was a little confused. For him who had never been exposed to ballroom dancing, he had no idea what to do next.
Hey hey hey, what is this? It’s too sudden.
At this time, the communication skills column automatically appeared in Xia Mi's mind.
[Communication Skills Column]
[Introduction: Even a demon king cannot avoid socializing and diplomacy sometimes. As the most important image spokesperson of the demon clan, some communication skills may help you in situations where communication is required. 】
How considerate!
Xia Mi quickly checked.
[Skill name:]
[Stay drunk for a thousand pounds: Your alcohol capacity has been greatly increased, and you can stay drunk for a thousand cups. 】
A super practical wine table trick!
[Friends of women: Find the nearest clean handkerchief or tissue at any time. 】
Having handkerchiefs and tissues at a banquet is equivalent to having the right to decide whose mouth is clean! It is a secret weapon to improve the favorability of clean-loving women.
[Man-killing weapon: Always keep a lighter, white stockings, and lubricant in your pocket. 】
Lighters can smoke, white stockings are indeed a murderer for men, lubricants can...
The lighter is understandable, but what are the last two?
[Corpse Picker: After the banquet, the probability of picking up a drunk woman at the back door of the bar increases by 50%]
It’s not about communication skills anymore, right?
[Star of opening a party: When opening a party, you are always the protagonist who gets the most attention. 】
It’s completely strange!
There are some skills that don't look right.
But Xia Mi had no time to pay attention to these weird skills and kept looking down.
Finally, Xia Mi saw the skills in dance.
[Ballroom Dance: Waltz·Elementary: Master basic waltz knowledge and dance skills]
[Ballroom Dance Tango·Elementary: Master basic tango knowledge and dance skills]
[Learning requires 1 skill point. 】
It seems that the Demon King's skill points have a wide range of uses. They can not only be used to attack and improve one's own strength, but also these social skills can also be learned with skill points.
Xia Mi gritted his teeth and devoted two skill points to learn both dances.
[Ballroom Dance Waltz·Elementary Level, Already Learned! 】
[Ballroom Dance: Tango·Elementary, has been learned! 】
Soon, the corresponding knowledge entered Xia Mi's brain, and Xia Mi immediately understood the current positions of the elf girl and himself.
One hand hugged Lulea's waist, and the other hand gently held Lulea's small hand.
Lulea immediately noticed something was wrong from Xia Mi's sudden approach and looked up.
"Have you ever learned ballroom dancing, Xia Mi?"
"Don't underestimate the village education a villager receives, Lulea."
"Why is village education this kind of thing instead of vegetable growing technology and the like!"
"Okay, don't be distracted, we have to seize the time to perform the resurrection ceremony."
Xia Mi's hand gently squeezed the soft little hand of the elf girl in his hand, and the elf girl came back to her senses.
"Um……"
The two took small steps gently and chanted a spell.
In the ballroom dances in school, she has always been danced with a female partner. Now that her dance partner is finally a boy, Lulea understands the beauty of this kind of dance.
Feeling Xia Mi's hand on her waist and the warmth close at hand, she danced gracefully in line with her rhythm.
It's like a dream within a dream.
As the steps moved, Xia Mi and the elf girl chanted incantations softly in the cave while dancing gracefully. Their bodies rose, fell, tilted, and swung, driving their footsteps to move. The dance steps were undulating and continuous. The dance posture changed from stiff at the beginning. It gradually becomes natural and slowly reveals a gorgeous and elegant atmosphere.
The Goblin fossil crystal that was being resurrected also changed. From the soft light at the beginning, it began to emit different types of light.
Xia Mi and Lu Leiya dance together in a colorful scene.
It sounds like a wonderful moment in wonderland.
But it's not.
Although Xia Mi hates to admit it, this is not an elegant and noble scene at all!
To put it bluntly, the Goblin fossil crystal currently displayed in the cave is like a working disco light ball. Why is it emitting beams of dazzling lasers!
The entire cave is going to be turned into a KTV room!
Indeed, in this light, the elf girl wearing only a short skirt and a tight bandage is very attractive.
But it’s just tempting!
The astringent desire was completely diluted by the desire to complain!
In the cave next to the Novice Village, there are glowing goblin crystals, colorful lights, two thumb-sized OK bandages, an elf wearing only a skirt, a demon king with a slight reaction to weapons, a ballroom dance that suddenly started, and an inexplicable resurrection ceremony... …
All strange elements are contained in a small space.
Inside the cave, the paintings of Xia Mi and Lulea are full of absurdity and weirdness, and at the same time full of incomprehensible beauty.
The Goblin Fossil Crystal glowed dazzlingly at the last moment, seemingly completing an unprecedented resurrection ceremony.
[Goblin resurrection progress: 99%]
[Goblin resurrection progress: 100%]
The light dissipated, and there was the sound of crystal cracking. A figure only about one meter appeared in the light that had not completely dissipated.
Xia Mi and Lulea stopped their ballroom dancing and both looked over.
"The resurrection was successful Xia Mi...the new life was resurrected through the efforts of the two of us..."
The elf girl swallowed.
"yes."
Xia Mi sighed melancholy.
I no longer have any expectations.
Even if a monster is resurrected, the feeling is understandable...
(End of chapter)
