"He's obviously the Demon King..."
"Obviously Fata said that the demon king's xp is a foreigner. Isn't it tempting to have such a big elf standing in front of you?"
"Obviously statistics say that after being affected by the power of the Demon King, his desires will increase uncontrollably. Why is he so normal..."
"If we continue like this, seducing the Demon King and taking the opportunity to cheat on him, his plan will never work..."
After eating meat the night before, the golden retriever could no longer bear the slight feeling of fullness brought about by just eating fruit. The room had always been so quiet, as if the whole world was deserted, and he complained to himself for a while. Finally, I came back to reality and heard my stomach growling.
"I'm so hungry...bastard, idiot, pervert, bastard..."
Lulea turned around, lay down and looked at the ceiling.
What she didn't notice was that while she was burying her head in complaining, Xia Mi had quietly appeared in her room through the portal, carrying mutton chops in a paper bag.
At the same time, Xia Mi happened to hear her last complaint.
"I'm leaving."
"Hey, why are you here?"
Lulea was startled, and then she saw Xia Mi standing beside the bed out of the corner of her eye, and she quickly sat up.
"I clearly set up the spiritual protection array!"
"Your magic circle is nothing in front of my portal." Xia Mi threw the cloth bag in his hand on the round table, "The mutton chops are still hot."
Lulea's pointed ears turned red visibly.
"You didn't hear anything just now, did you?"
"No. I just heard someone call me a bastard, an idiot, and a bastard."
I just heard it!
A sense of shame that wanted to find a hole to crawl in bloomed on Lulea's face. It was like drawing an ugly picture of a teacher on the blackboard one second, and being caught the next, and his whole face became hot.
"These are actually the daily greetings of the elves..."
"Don't casually slander the image of the elves in the outside world!"
Lulea sheepishly put her legs together, sat on the bed, and wanted to explain something.
"Okay, okay, let's eat meat quickly!"
Xia Mi doesn't care about this flat golden retriever.
What kind of waves can a mere tablet make?
"Oh oh oh."
Lureiya got off the bed and quickly opened the paper bag. Inside, almost three kilograms of lamb chops exuded the aroma of charcoal fire. The spice powder was on the golden-yellow fat meat. The saliva from the corner of her mouth was about to fall to the ground.
Putting a piece of mutton into his mouth, his whole little face exuded an expression that was so delicious that his body was about to go bad.
Xia Mi raised his eyebrows.
Hey hey hey, didn't you just refuse to eat meat to protect the image of the elves?
There are also negative images about the elves that are casually fabricated every day.
What are you protecting? !
"If everything's okay, I'll go back first."
Before the portal was closed, Xia Mi turned around and wanted to leave. After the level reaches level 3, the ultra-close teleportation can be used accurately to the meter, and it can be maintained for about ten seconds, and the cooling time only takes ten minutes.
"Don't!"
Lulea subconsciously stopped Xia Mi, her two pupils moved around, and her red pointed ears moved.
"Well, I can't finish it by myself, so you should eat some too... If you're full and don't want to eat anything, just digest it for a while. It's shameful to waste food."
She spoke a few words in succession, directly answering what Xia Mi wanted to say in advance.
"All right."
…
Lulea picked up the mutton chops, tore them into small pieces, and put them into her little mouth happily. Her little hands were covered in suet, and her slender fingers were covered in grease.
"You can eat too, Xia Mi, you're welcome~"
"It seems I brought it."
"Whatever, I'll treat you to a drink of real water of life later. The water of life from the Elf Forest. Not your aphrodisiac water."
Xia Mi only took two bites, and Lulea finished the rest of the mutton chops.
Two rays of light flashed on her hands, and her little hands instantly turned clean and white without any oil stains.
"It's amazing." Seeing Xia Mi's gaze lingering on her hand, Lulea smiled proudly, "This is the unique self-purification ability of the elves. It can purify any stains on the body and keep the body clean."
"If that's the case, the elves can never take a bath?"
"Theoretically, this can be said. After all, [self-purification] is much better at cleaning the body than taking a bath. And it doesn't require any steps, just consume some spiritual energy. If the clothes are dirty, you can also use this ability to purify them. No need to clean it.”
Xia Mi's eyes turned disgusting.
"I take a shower every day."
Lulea's expression darkened.
"Why are you so disgusted all of a sudden! Don't make it sound like I never take a bath! I obviously just took a bath last night!"
"Although we have the ability of [self-purification], we elves also like to take baths and soak in hot springs. The level of comfort cannot be brought by the ability of [self-purification]. Besides, if we put it outside for selection, it would cost a thousand A thousand of them would choose a beautiful elf girl who doesn’t bathe for a month, rather than a mere villager who bathes every day! Even if a beautiful elf girl doesn’t bathe every day, her body will still smell like orchids.”
"This is completely groundless conjecture." Xia Mi looked suspicious.
"If you don't believe it... Aha! You deliberately say you don't believe it, but you actually want me to take the initiative to smell it for you, right? It's a clumsy play to get!"
"..."
The space in front of Lulea was distorted, gradually forming a crack in another space, which was the mouth of the space where she stored things. After reaching in with her little hands, she took out two exquisite bottles from inside.
"Here. It's a thank you gift for the barbecue."
After handing one of the bottles to Xia Mi, she opened the other bottle and slowly took a sip.
"What's this?"
"What I drink is the underground spring water of the Elf Forest. This is the daily drinking water of our elves."
Xia Mi looked at the bottle in his hand. It was an almost transparent liquid, similar to the water that villagers fetched from the well. But it always felt like the water on his hand was a little turbid compared to the golden retriever's.
"Mine is also the underground spring water of the Elf Forest?"
"Of course not. What you have in your hand is authentic water of life. It is not the weird liquid out there. Drinking it is good for the whole body. For example, it can relax the nerves, relax the muscles and activate the muscles and joints, calm and hypnotize the body, etc. . It’s harmless anyway.”
Lulea said, glaring at Xia Mi, "It's very precious."
Xia Mi slowly opened the bottle and smelled it, but didn't smell anything.
"This is the hot spring water that our elves put in after soaking in the hot springs deep in the Elf Forest. The water of life not only contains the aura of all things in the Elf Forest, but also the water excreted by our elves' bodies. Special substances create special effects."
Xia Mi, who was about to take a sip, quickly tightened the cap of the bottle.
"This is exactly the bath water for elves! The special substance is obviously the so-called body dirt! Why do you say it so noble!"
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[Next chapter: 12 noon]
