Lulea poked the slime, and her slender fingers quickly bounced back. It was not as sticky and disgusting as she had imagined.
"This low-level monster is cuter in reality than in the textbook."
The next moment, the slime jumped up and directly pressed the tablet elf to the ground.
"Hey Xia Mi, help! What happened to it?"
"Maybe I smell the scent of an elf on you. It's a monster after all."
The tablet elf hammered the ground: "It's so heavy! Help me!"
"How come you can't even deal with a level 1 slime? You have so many skills!"
"It's a sneak attack!"
Xia Mi reluctantly pulled away the slime.
The slime was jumping around within the range of the spiritual protection array. Luleiya realized it, stopped touching it, and returned to Xia Mi.
"Are you going to take it back to the village? It will be discovered."
This is indeed a troublesome question.
But he couldn't just leave this slime alone. If a nearby villager found it and stabbed it to death with a fork, Xia Mi, who spent so much raw materials, would suffer a big loss.
"Find a place for it to hide first."
The two found a cave nearby. After Xia Mi tricked the slime into it, he blocked it with rocks to ensure that it wouldn't escape, and then returned to the village with the tablet elf.
night.
Lugo, the old village chief of Yili Village, arranged a welcome party for Lulea's arrival. For a small village like Yili Village, the arrival of an elf is simply a rare thing. It will definitely develop the tourism industry in this village in the future.
A bonfire was set up in the center of the village, and enthusiastic villagers were roasting sheep and cows next to it.
Adhering to the belief that there is no free prostitution, there is no one for me. After receiving the invitation, Xia Mi decisively came to the banquet and happened to meet the flat elf sitting by the bonfire with a troubled face.
"Miss Elf, this is the best sheep raised by our village. The meat is very delicious."
"Mr. Village Chief, thank you very much for your kindness. But the elves don't eat meat. I can just eat some fruit over there."
Lulea's eyes moved away from the barbecue on the campfire, pointing to the vegetable and fruit plate beside her, her heart dripping with blood.
Why do elves have such troublesome image maintenance?
"Then listen to Miss Elf. Although the dinner is simple, I hope Miss Elf won't mind it." Old village chief Lugo, who had brought roast mutton several times but was rejected by Lulea, no longer pressed for it.
"It's up to you to entertain me."
Lulea showed a smile that made her want to cry.
"Then I'll take my leave first. I'll leave the bonfire party to you young people."
The hunched Lugo put his hands behind his waist and sat in the corner farthest from the bonfire.
Lulea swallowed painfully. Although she couldn't eat meat, the smell of meat kept pouring into her nose, as if it was killing her.
It’s simply a shameless challenge!
Where is Xia Mi?
Come quickly and save her!
"It turns out that elves generally don't eat meat. So you ate so enthusiastically last night?"
Xia Mi sat next to Lulea from behind, with a smirk on his face.
"How can there be... It's just a false behavior that must be done to the outside world to maintain the image of the race!" Lulea retorted in a low voice, and then begged: "Hurry up and pack a mutton chop for me, my mouth is almost drooling. "
"I will think about it."
Xia Mi picked up the skewers and bit into them in front of the flat golden retriever.
"Don't tempt me here!" Lulea couldn't help but bump Xia Mi's leg with her knee, "I've helped you keep your secret, can't you satisfy me with such a small request?"
"I didn't say I wouldn't help. I have to eat a little first to gain strength."
Lulea's cheeks bulged with anger, she picked up an apple and bit it into her mouth hard, trying to let the fragrance of the apple cover up the strong smell of meat around it.
At this time, a vague voice came from behind.
"Good evening, Xia Mi..." Theo appeared behind Xia Mi with a disappointed look on his face, "I heard that someone came to our village..."
Xia Mi and Lulea turned their faces at the same time.
"Humanoids!!"
"Elves?..."
Lulea's pupils shrank, and she quickly pulled Xia Mi in front of her.
"Xia Mi! That's it! Why does a humanoid who was having sex outside someone else's balcony early in the morning still speak human language?!"
"Hey, hey, he is a villager."
"It's a lie! No matter how you look at it, it's a humanoid race that will cause the uncanny valley effect!"
Are the humanoids talking about themselves? Theo was stunned for a moment before he reacted. According to him, his abstract facial features were a gift from God that was different from other people's. It was a gift, not something terrifying.
"Hey, what you said is very rude!"
"It's a villager, so just go to the hut!"
"What can I do? I stayed at the widow's house last night. Who knew that after eating the cucumber banquet she made, I would have diarrhea and I wouldn't be able to stand it until I got to the latrine!"
Lulea: "?"
Xia Mi: "Ugh!"
Theo realized that his voice was a bit loud, closed his mouth, and sat on a stool far away.
Lulea, who had not yet accepted Theo as a human villager, had eyes dull again and looked at Xia Mi blankly.
"Xia Mi, what is a cucumber feast? What is a widow?"
"..."
"You two should know each other very well."
Theo nodded seriously: "Yeah. Close friends who talk about everything!"
"Not familiar."
"What's so unfamiliar? When we were herding sheep four days ago, you were so serious about talking to me about sheep*!"
"Hey Theo, why did you show up at the village widow's house again?"
"No way. Last night she said there was a rat in the house and asked me to help. After helping, she insisted on keeping me at her place to eat. Then she tempted me..." Theo patted his thigh regretfully: "Then I was trapped. In her house. Damn it.”
"Don't fall for the temptation just once!"
"Xia Mi, don't change the subject! Why do you know this kind of villager? Also, what is the topic of sheep? It sounds very confusing!"
"I can't help it. She was the first person to understand that I look good. Let's not talk about it. She just said that I left my things at her house and asked me to get them. I'll take the first step."
"This is obviously another trap!"
Theo directly turned into a self-destructing truck and told the story of the past few days in a more elaborate manner, beating him to death to consolidate his relationship with Xia Mi.
Lulea's eyes were fixed on Xia Mi, chasing after him for confirmation.
Xia Mi refused to talk to Lulea and kept trying to distance herself from Theo.
Looking at the three people chatting enthusiastically in low voices next to the campfire, the old village chief in the distance smiled kindly.
Young people's chats are indeed full of enthusiasm.
…
The bonfires in the village are always burning. At about ten o'clock in the evening, the villagers scattered back to their homes. Soon, no one was around the bonfire anymore. After the combustible objects around the bonfire were removed, the whole village basically became quiet.
The night is sparse and dotted with stars.
Lulea didn't eat any meat the whole night, her stomach growled in protest, and she dragged her tired body back to the hotel room.
So tired and hungry. Fruits and vegetables are not filling at all.
When the door closed, the blonde girl plopped down on the bed.
After waiting for a long time, there was no sound at the door.
As expected, this pretty boy had forgotten what he just said and ran home alone.
Humph, the Demon King is indeed that kind of person.
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