Two kilometers east of Yili Village is a small grassland. After Xia Mi and Theo drove a dozen sheep from the village here, they sat on top of the grassland and watched the sheep grazing.
"Xia Mi, the devil has come to the world again."
Suddenly, Theo came up with this topic while chatting. He held a piece of grass in his mouth and looked forward with both eyes.
"Then what?"
Xia Mi was sitting next to him, about half a meter away. He was still thinking about how to resurrect the slime, but was suddenly brought back to reality by Theo's words.
It's rare for this guy to have serious topics to talk about.
"Finally, some brave men and adventure groups will come to our village again." Theo spat out the grass in his mouth and looked at Xia Mi seriously: "We can see those female adventurers with big breasts, long legs, and very little fabric again. We’re home. I haven’t seen them for a long time, and I almost have no memory of them now.”
"..."
Xia Mi accidentally touched Theo.
[Name: Theo Keir]
[Race: Human]
[Status: In heat]
[Occupation: Villager]
[Level: 4]
It turned out to be a state of estrus.
Xia Mi suddenly understood, took back his hand, and rubbed it with the grass around him to avoid touching the little life.
He was already used to Theo's behavior.
Theo Kiel, the only villager in Yili Village who has been in heat for 365 days and 350 days, is also an extraordinary being in a sense.
It’s no wonder that, based on Theo’s facial features, which are as abstract as a Picasso portrait, he has basically cut off relations with women in his life. All the women in the village turned away when they saw him.
Xia Mi also felt that Theo was a little pitiful, so he would always listen to his complaints about sexual fantasies and pour cold water on him when he was about to go crazy.
"I really want to, I really want to, I really want to see those women in the adventure group again soon." Theo suddenly sighed: "Then I can peek at them and reward them."
"..."
It seems that the situation is still under control.
"By the way, Xia Mi, what does it feel like to spend the night with a woman?"
Suddenly, Theo looked at Xia Mi with interest.
"How do I know? I haven't tried it."
Xia Mi didn't want to talk about this kind of topic.
"Yes. Let me tell you secretly, I read in a book that the reason why sheep are regarded as devils by Westerners is because of ****. Early this morning, I went to the sheepfold, ***** .”
Theo spoke vividly, making strange shapes with his hands in the air, and his voice stopped beeping midway.
Xia Mi put his hands on both sides of his body, kicked off the ground quickly, and left Theo's reach as quickly as possible, showing him an unprecedented shocked expression.
"Wait, wait, at least people shouldn't do that kind of thing."
"No, no. I just tried it with my hands and didn't do anything like that." Theo quickly explained, "No wonder the heir to the Demon King is also an alien sissy. Bah! Abnormal! Disgusting!"
Don't insult me, bastard!
These are completely different things!
A foreign woman is a foreign woman, and a sheep is a sheep. These are completely different!
Also, what qualifications do you have to say such a thing as a sheep?
Xia Mi's world view was hit.
"Theo, I think you could consider the widow at the end of the village."
"Huh? That stinky fat pig? Except her butt looks a bit like a sheep, what else makes her worthy of me chasing her."
"Just because of this... Also, she is a human being? And, single?"
"I……"
Theo sneered and was about to retort when suddenly he sat back on the grass and fell into deep thought.
Don't look like you're really thinking about it!
Theo really started thinking in a decent way.
Xia Mi expressed that she was extremely scared. Although Theo was usually a little disgusting, he still didn't deserve to be left alive by the widow.
He thought about it and told him about the cucumber in a circumstantial way.
"Theo...have you ever heard of another meaning of cucumber..."
"What! This damn fat pig! How dare you do such a thing! I'm going to kill her!" Theo became angry and covered his mouth with his hands, "No... no, Xia Mi, I want to vomit..."
"Don't spit on me!"
At noon, after the shift change of villagers arrived, Xia Mi and Theo returned to the village.
Theo's face turned red, and he wanted Xia Mi to go to his house to get cucumbers to confront the widow, but Xia Mi decisively refused.
…
After Xia Mi became a full-level farmer, his efficiency in doing farm work was much higher than that of others.
A field that would have taken him a morning to plow, he finished in an hour.
After finishing the farming, he sat on the field ridge and began to think about how to get out of the village reasonably to get what he wanted.
According to the Monster Manual, three things are needed to revive a slime.
One is natural gum, the other is water of life, and the third is his magic power.
He can easily obtain natural gum. There are many trees near the village that produce gum.
And I don’t know what the other thing is.
By the way, what is the water of life!
Don't be the first ordinary monster to be resurrected and get such hard-to-collect raw materials!
"Xia Mi, you are so fast."
Theo, who was also working in the field, talked to Xia Mi. In one field, his progress was less than 30%.
"Yeah." Xia Mi answered Theo perfunctorily.
"I still have a lot left to do here. It seems I can only come back in the afternoon."
"Um."
"By the way. I'm going to the village widow's place for lunch at noon. Do you want to go with me? Xia Mi, I found that people are better than sheep in that kind of thing. But it's just a waist. I can't let her sit on it. It's too heavy. .”
"Um."
"..."
"Um?"
Xia Mi came to his senses and was shocked.
"Wait a minute, it's only been two days since you were the sheep. Why do you seem to have completed the story of conquering the village widow? Didn't you confront her?"
Did he accidentally skip some important plot point?
"What do you mean by completing the plot? I don't understand what you are saying at all."
Theo shook his head in confusion and added: "It's a long story. I originally went to confront her at noon that day. Unexpectedly, I happened to run into her visiting her dead husband's grave. She also wanted me to help. I There is no way, after all, a female prostitute agreed. I plan to settle the score with her after sweeping the grave."
Up to this point, the plot is pretty normal.
"Unexpectedly, the widow burst into tears in front of her husband's grave. She said that she was lonely and empty, that she wanted to die. She said that she was lucky to meet a gentle person like me, and she could continue to live in the village. Looking forward to going down." Theo touched his nose touched by himself, "I didn't expect that this fat pig can also look at people and knows that I have a gentle personality."
The focus should be on the village widow’s words of “loneliness and emptiness”! And in front of her dead husband, does it really matter if she says this?
Xia Mi's thinking fell into a blind spot.
"The widow just lay on top of me and started crying. I took a sneak look at her and found that besides being a little fatter, she was actually pretty good-looking, with a garlic nose, oval face, and plump arms."
"..."
If Xia Mi hadn't personally seen the widow who weighed three hundred pounds, had a face like a disk, and her upper arms were thicker than his thighs, she would have almost believed Theo's words.
"As you know, I haven't had anything for a long time recently, and her husband died a year ago. We couldn't hold it back, so we just stood in front of the grave..."
Xia Mi, whose whole body was frozen in gray and white: 6
