"Name."
"..."
"gender."
"..."
"age."
"..."
"class."
"..."
"Please let this classmate briefly introduce himself."
"..."
"This classmate, do you know anything about our club?"
"..."
"What aspects of our club do you think attract you?"
"..."
"What special skills do you have that make it worthy for our club to hire...recruit you?"
"..."
"Do you have any special skills?"
"..."
"Do you have any relevant club experience?"
"..."
The freshman sitting on the stool was stunned by Yan Kai's question. He felt that he was not joining any club, but was interviewing for a Fortune 500 company. The beginning of the interview even felt like he was facing a police interrogation. .
who I am? Where am I? What am I doing?
In a daze, three questions about life kept swirling in this freshman's mind.
Eve, who was sitting next to Yan Kai, carefully recorded the information reported by the student. She even drew it into a table and put it together with several other similar tables.
Chitong, who was sitting on the other floor of Yan Kai, was also very serious. He took a pen and wrote on the paper, but the content he wrote had nothing to do with the interview.
Dongpo pork elbow, Douban crucian carp, Buddha jumping over the wall, drunken pork ribs, West Lake vinegar fish, Dongpo pork, crispy braised pork...
As she wrote, Chitong swallowed her saliva, she felt hungry.
"...Okay, thank you to this classmate for favoring our club. Please go back and wait for news."
After listening to the freshman's answer, Yan Kai nodded slightly and then allowed him to leave.
The new student looked puzzled. He had joined a club when he was in junior high school, but no club recruited new members like this!
After exiting the activity room of "Zhongxingshe", the freshman turned around and muttered in his heart, "Crazy!"
"Hey, this new student doesn't look good either..."
Yan Kai sighed.
These were already the six freshmen he interviewed today, but they still looked like they were not very smart. He didn't even ask questions. Yan Kai asked him to go back and wait for news, so why didn't he ask for his contact information? IQ is worrying!
I think it’s not that this new student is not good, but that there is a problem with you as the president. Please replace him as soon as possible!
Kasumigaoka Shiyu rolled her eyes.
She shouldn't let Yan Kailai take charge of recruiting new people. No matter what she does, this Central Plains native can always come up with different tricks for her. But if the president doesn't do this, who should do it? Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't want to do it anyway.
"Um, President Yan Kai, I don't think this is how clubs usually recruit new members..."
Natsukawa Malyo couldn't stand it anymore. She didn't want the outside world to start to spread rumors that the club she joined was a strange club after today.
Well, this club is indeed weird.
Thinking of this, Xia Chuanzhenliang couldn't help but feel a little discouraged.
Pushing up his glasses, Yan Kai was a little confused: "But why did so many people come for interviews in the afternoon for the flyer that was only posted at noon? I thought our club was slow to recruit new people, and most of the positions were already occupied by other clubs. , there will only be a few freshmen coming..."
Nonsense, don’t you know how famous our club is now?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu rolled her eyes at Yan Kai again.
The "Zhongxing Club" showed its face in front of everyone outside the school during the campus festival, and later showed off its skills in front of all the teachers and students during the Christmas party. It has long been a very famous club in the school, but
You actually treat club recruitment as an interview!
Kasumigaoka Shiyu was annoyed for a while, but then became helpless.
Other clubs recruit new students, not counting sports and fighting clubs. These clubs have relatively high professional requirements for students. It really depends on who they choose, and the main team members are basically fixed. So those special admissions will recruit some interested students. , but they are basically used as coolies, and there are very few cases where they can get ahead.
This cannot be the case for enrollment in cultural clubs. It is basically based on individual needs. Even if you don’t know anything, you can learn slowly. If you are really useless and always causing trouble, you have to wait for the club’s funds for the quarter to be approved before kicking it out. After all, every day The number of community members is an important consideration in how much community funds are approved for each society. More people can get more money.
But what kind of trouble is Yan Kai going to make? How come the recruitment of new members in the club is the same as the company interview? Does this mean that these freshmen will be beaten by society six or seven years in advance? This is too cruel!
Kasumigaoka Shiyu had a very strong urge to complain. She felt that if she didn't speak anymore, the matter would not end well, and she had to speak.
Esdeath, who is the instructor, has not come to the club recently, let alone Eve and Chitong. They have always listened to Yan Kai. Natsukawa Zhenliang has a "gentle personality" and "thin-skinned". In order to consider Yan Kai's face would definitely not allow him to say such words that challenge the authority of President Yan Kai, so this evil person could only be Kasumigaoka Shiyu.
"Junior, I think you have a big problem with recruiting new students like this. How can you drive the new students away like this? Even if you think it's inappropriate, you should let them stay for a few days to experience the atmosphere of our club and get along with each other for a few days. Then let them leave.”
Kasumigaoka Shiyu was very sincere and sincere to Yan Kai, and what she said was basically the usual routine of cultural clubs. Experience it first, and then let the new students leave if they don’t develop interest. Generally speaking, it is the new students who actively ask to leave. Clubs They won't actively chase people away.
After all, he is a human being, and he can always be of some use, even if it is to cheat people out of funds.
"But you don't like getting along with strangers, right?"
Yan Kai asked back.
"You all hate getting along with someone you don't like."
Yan Kai continued.
"What a joke, how do you know we don't like those new students!"
Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu glanced at Yan Kai.
"Six, of the nine students who just came for the interview, you showed disgust towards at least six of them, and two of them should have reached the level of disgust."
Yan Kai said to Kasumigaoka Shiyu very straightforwardly.
"Ahem!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu pretended to cough, and then said with a guilty conscience, "There is no such thing, you are talking nonsense!"
But in her heart, Kasumigaoka Shiyu agreed with Yan Kai's words. She came for the interview just now... No, among the freshmen who had the intention to join the "Zhongxing Society", there were indeed six people whom Kasumigaoka Shiyu hated, because those six people were entering After entering the club activity room of "Zhongxingshe", his eyes kept wandering over her and several other girls, and the look in the eyes of two of them made Kasumigaoka Shiyu feel sick.
To be honest, she didn't want to stay in the same space with such a person for a long time, but in order to recruit new people, she had to endure it. Unexpectedly, Yan Kai actually paid attention to her emotions all the time, which made Kasumigaoka Shiyu a little... she was a little bit Not even impressed!
"Okay, even if you say there are six people I hate, there are more than six freshmen who came to interview just now. Where are the others?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu changed the topic and said.
"Ye Fu and Chi Tong don't like the others." Yan Kai said calmly.
"oh……"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu nodded slightly. It turned out that besides her, Yan Kai was also observing the emotions of others, ha!
After a pause, Yan Kai added: "By the way, Xia Chuan, the new student who was interviewed just now, hates all of them."
Now Xia Chuanzhenliang's expression became a little unbearable.
Are there any people who are so revealing as you? Your ability to see into people's minds is so annoying!
Natsukawa Zhenliang gritted her teeth with hatred, but in order to maintain her character, she had to show a shy expression: "I'm sorry, I just, I just thought that if someone joins the club, it may change the current dull but beautiful club atmosphere. , I will, I will...
"
After speaking, he bowed his head in shame.
Seeing Natsukawa Masuo's "guilty" look, Kasumigaoka Shiu was deeply touched. She was actually a little afraid that the atmosphere of the club would change with the arrival of new members, but compared to this, she was more afraid of the future of "Zhongxing Club" will disappear, which is the lesser of two evils, so she actively promotes the club to recruit new members, but does not want to hurt Natsukawa Masuo, a "delicate" girl. Kasumigaoka Shiu feels that she has failed as a senior. Got it!
Kasumigaoka Shiha gently protected Natsukawa Mareyo and said: "It's okay Mareyo, it's just two newcomers, and you've met one of the newcomers before, the Ayazaki Sa who danced for you at the Christmas party before. He's a very good one. People, so even if new people join, our club will not change!”
"Um……"
Xia Chuanzhenliang, who was saved by Kasumigaoka Shiyu, responded in a low voice, her voice was soft and touching, but her eyes appeared from Kasumigaoka Shiyu's shoulders and she glared at Yan Kai fiercely.
What more nonsense do you want!
Xia Chuanzhenliang warned Yan Kai with his eyes.
In front of other people, Xia Chuan Zhenliang still has to pretend, but for Yan Kai, he already knows his true face anyway, so Xia Chuan Zhenliang doesn't pretend anymore.
Faced with the threatening look in Xia Chuan Zhenliang's eyes, Yan Kai smiled softly and pretended he didn't see anything.
He has nothing to do with Xia Chuan Zhenliang, and Xia Chuan Zhenliang can't beat him. Why is he afraid of Xia Chuan Zhenliang?
"Um, are we recruiting new people here?"
At this moment, a very energetic voice came from outside the activity room. Kasumigaoka Shiyu quickly let go of Natsukawa Masuo, and Natsukawa Masuo's eyes instantly turned pitiful.
"Yes, please come in."
Yan Kai responded to the voice.
A very lively-looking girl with twin ponytails jumped into the activity room and said to Yan Kai, Kasumigaoka Shiyu and other members of the "Zhongxing Club": "Hello, I'm here to join the club!"
After interviewing for so long, finally a girl came for the interview... If there were no girls, I would have doubted whether our school was still a "private divine school for girls".
Although the girl with the twin tails in front of her looked a little strange, Yan Kai still said to the girl with the twin tails in a friendly manner: "Don't worry, I'll ask you some questions first. Please sit down."
After saying that, he motioned for the girl with two ponytails to sit down on the stool that had been placed.
"Thanks!"
The girl with two ponytails thanked Yan Kai, and then immediately sat down on the stool. Because the momentum was too great, the stool fell backwards, and it was about to fall with both the person and the stool. Yan Kai wanted to help the girl with two ponytails. The girl with twin tails suddenly leaned forward with her center of gravity forward, and the stool turned from falling backwards to leaning forward. However, she applied too much force and almost fell forward again.
After hesitating for a moment, Yan Kai prepared to take action again, but the girl with ponytail straightened her waist and leaned forward instead of backward.
Falling backward, leaning forward, leaning forward, falling backward... the girl with two ponytails was playing with the stool like a wooden horse.
"Hahahaha, so interesting!"
The girl with twin ponytails burst out laughing, her smile full of retardation?
"Ah, I remembered!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu carefully looked at the girl with ponytails, and whispered to Yan Kai, "This person is a transfer student who transferred to our school this year. He is a student from the class next to me. He was sent here. His name is Yoshiko Hanabata seems to be Akutsuaki's childhood sweetheart in our class, and she comes to our classroom to play with Akutsuaki after class."
"The class next to you? Aren't you already in your senior year of high school?"
Yan Kai was stunned for a moment. He was recruiting new students, but this person was completely an old student, okay? And this person looks like he has something very wrong with his mind!
"Yes, she's in her senior year of high school, and I heard she's a student with a talent for sports. Why didn't she go to the sports club that specifically recruited her? Instead, she came to our cultural club?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu was also very confused.
Those students with special sports skills are usually assigned to certain clubs. After all, the school recruits them just to let them participate in sports competitions and win awards and honors for the school!
With such confusion, Kasumigaoka Shiu asked Hanahata Yoshiko: "Hanahata-san, can you ask why you didn't go to those sports clubs and came to our club?"
"They asked me to train and not play, so I ran out!"
Hanahata Yoshiko was still playing with the stool as a wooden horse. When Kasumigaoka Shiu asked, she giggled.
"Ah, by the way, are you allowed to play here?"
Hanahata Yoshiko asked.
Yan Kai wanted to say no, but when he thought about it carefully, most of the members of "Zhongxing Society" were actually doing their own things, and it was hard to say that they were carrying out club activities, so Yan Kai could only choose to nod.
"That's great! Let me join your club!"
Hanahata Yoshiko said happily.
"Wait a minute, I need you to answer a few questions."
Although I feel that Hanahata Yoshiko is a big problem, so far, neither Kasumigaoka Shiha, Natsukawa Masuo, Eve, Akahomi, or even Aku have shown any dislike towards Hanahata Yoshiko. Instead, they have looked at her. Hanahata Yoshiko was very happy, so Yan Kai decided to give her a chance.
"Name."
It still starts like this
"Kaiko!"
"The name I mentioned, where's the surname?"
"My name is Kako anyway! Hahaha, it's so fun!"
Hanahata Yoshiko laughed while playing with the "Trojan Horse".
Yan Kai held his forehead, while Kasumigaoka Shiu and Natsukawa Masuo couldn't help laughing.
After seeing so many people who were confused by Yan Kai's questions, it was finally Yan Kai's turn to suffer. How could they not laugh? You can't see this bastard Central Plains man being deflated all the time.
"Forget it, tell me your hobbies!"
It felt like the other people still didn't show any dislike for Hanahata Yoshiko, they just found Hanabata Yoshiko interesting, so Yan Kai could only skip some questions that had a high probability of not being answered.
"banana!"
Hanahata Yoshiko's eyes lit up.
Yan Kai had no choice but to repeat: "No, I'm asking about hobbies..."
"Banana, banana is the best!"
Hanahata Yoshiko stopped shaking her "Trojan horse", her mouth opened wide, and her saliva drooled all over the floor.
Yan Kai was silent. Was there something wrong with his own expression? Or is it a problem on the other side?
