The majestic "Three Wonders in the World" actually use the more to bully the less. It is simply a lack of martial ethics!
Two eighty-year-old "little boys" actually beat me, an old man who is over one hundred years old. Not only did they not respect martial arts ethics, they also did not respect traditional virtues such as "respecting the elderly"! With leaders like you in the martial arts world, sooner or later the morals will decline!
Beishan is majestic, Xue Dingshan, I will remember you all!
Damn it, Seitaro Hao, why haven't you come over and fished me out? How long do you want me to stay in this hellish place!
In the detention center at the Metropolitan Police Headquarters, Shige Hōnosuke crossed his arms and looked calm, but the two black sockets on his eyes seemed to tell others that he was actually not that calm.
He had forgotten who hit those two black eyes. Whether it was Xue Wenhai or Beishan Xiongwu, they struck too fast and too hard, to the point where he was overwhelmed. It was already good that he didn't risk his life. , who still remembers who punched him in the eyes.
Maybe it was Beishan Xiongwu who hit him, or maybe it was Xue Dingshan who did it, or maybe the two of them punched him in the eye. The scene was so chaotic that maybe even Beishan Xiongwu and Xue Dingshan couldn't remember who hit him.
It is said that scars are men's medals and honors, especially when the scars were caused by two peerless masters who are recognized as the top five in the world. This should be the most dazzling medal and supreme honor, but now, as the person involved, Shi Xihuang Banosuke just wanted to say, go to hell!
"Old man, it's you again... Are you imprisoned again for stalking a girl? Old man, I told you, you can't do this!"
Shihaki Hōnosuke was not the only one in the cell of the detention center. Also locked with him was his "old acquaintance", the shirtless and hairy Isao Kondo. Just like last time, he was there After seeing the world drama Huang Benosuke, he started the mode of persuasion with sincerity.
Shut up, you pervert! If I hadn't stayed in Tokyo for a while, I would have killed you last time!
Shi Xi Huang's eyes were closed tightly, like a statue that was indifferent to any changes in the world, but his face became darker, which made his dark eye sockets less obvious.
Damn! Why are you locked up with this pervert every time?
"Old man, I heard that you were sent in by the police martial arts coach named Hengshan again? What a coincidence this time... I was sent in by a woman named 'Yokoyama Xingyi', you said Yes, that Hengshan coach’s daughter. Really, even though I tried so hard to explain, why did she refuse to believe that I was hiding under the floor of Miss A Miao’s house to help her family catch mice! She and herself My colleague complained that there were more rats in her house, so I took the initiative to ask Ying to help her. I meant well!"
Kondo Isao's words made Shi Xiangbo Nosuke suddenly open his eyes.
Bah...I opened my eyes too hard and my eyes hurt!
Shi Xi Huang's eyes hurt, but he still said in a serious voice: "The person who caught you here is b... Is it Hengshan Xingyi?"
"That's how she introduced herself to her family." Isao Kondo answered honestly, and complained to Seki Hōnosuke, "That woman is so cruel. After she caught me, she took off my clothes, hung me up and beat me. After a while, I obviously just want to help Miss A Miao..."
If you sneak into someone else's house without permission and hide under their floor, you will be beaten to death!
Shige Hōnosuke closed his eyes, not wanting to let his eyes be polluted by Isao Kondo anymore.
However, that woman from Beishan Xingyi actually came back to Japan... Ma Dan, my luck has been problematic ever since I met this woman, so I'd better avoid her...
Damn it, first it was Beishan Xingyi herself, then it was Beishan Xingyi’s husband, then it was Beishan Xingyi’s father, and now it’s Beishan Xingyi’s father-in-law. This woman and I are at odds with each other, right?
How about going to the shrine of the old witch Kushidan Miun to pray for blessings and drive away evil spirits?
No, that old witch is enshrined in the shrine, but that person!
If it really manifests itself, is it to drive away evil spirits or to drive me away?
Shi Xihuang's help was in a state of uncertainty.
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"...So, junior fellow student, you will perform with me instead of Xia Chuan-san?"
In the preparation room, Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at Yan Kaida who had changed back into her school uniform with playful eyes.
"Well, there's nothing I can do about it..." Yan Kai pushed up his glasses, his expression fairly calm.
It's a temporary solution, it's not like he has any special hobbies, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
"Easier to say, what's the matter with your height?"
Even if Yan Kai admitted it, Kasumigaoka Shiyu still found it hard to believe that the person dancing with him just now was Yan Kai. There was a huge height difference!
The person I was dancing with just now was half a head shorter than me, but Yan Kai was half a head taller than me!
Yan Kai did not hide anything and said frankly: "I know the Bone Shrinking Kung Fu and can shrink my body. The Bone Shrinking Kung Fu is one of the unique Kung Fu in the Central Plains. Those who are really good at the Bone Shrinking Kung Fu can shrink their bodies so much." Like a seven-year-old child, I can't do that, the limit is probably..."
Yan Kai looked around, and finally touched Eve's head and said, "Probably he can only be as tall as Eve!"
Eve, who was used as a unit of measurement for height, rolled her eyes, but at the same time she was thinking in her mind that the properties of her body modification with the help of nanorobots could also be used to change her body shape, but the difference should not be too big. If it gets bigger, Kasumigaoka Shiyu is almost at his limit.
In other words, has science lost to martial arts again...
Eve felt speechless.
"Well, now I feel like it's hard to be surprised by anything you say..."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu thought that he should be shocked by Yan Kai's so-called "bone shrinking skill" and expressed surprise, but the reality was that he was surprised, but it was far less than what he imagined.
Well, it seems that my outlook on life is starting to become abnormal...
Kasumigaoka Shiyu flipped up her hair.
"I'm sorry for causing trouble to everyone because of my willfulness!"
Xia Chuan Zhenliang was really surprised that Yan Kai actually had such abilities, but it was understandable that people from the Central Plains would have some weird abilities. The most important thing now was not to figure out how Yan Kai became the "Xia Chuan Zhenliang" "Cool", but to apologize to Yan Kai and Xia Chuan Zhenliang, so she bowed ninety degrees to them and apologized.
Well, the posture is not too standard. After all, she grew up in Northern Europe. She was brought to Japan just a few years ago, and Natsukawa's father still gave her a Western education. As for the essence of Japanese culture - bowing, Natsukawa Masuo didn't master it well. Great.
"It's okay. I'm not in trouble. You should bow to my junior. After all, because of you... hahaha! Sorry... let me laugh for a while... just for a while... soon, hahaha!"
Kasumigaoka Shiu waved her hand to Natsukawa Mareyo, and started laughing in the middle of her words. Then she laughed louder and louder, and the more suppressed she became, the more she couldn't suppress it, and finally she let out a laugh.
"Okay, senior, if you think it's funny, just laugh for a while..." Yan Kai glanced helplessly at Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who was about to roll on the floor with laughter, and then said to Natsukawa Masashi, "It's okay, it's just a small matter. , don’t take it to heart. On the other hand, is it okay for you to leave the person you are accompanying and run here? He should be very important, right?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
There was fear in Xia Chuan Zhenliang's eyes, but he still nodded firmly and said: "I will handle this, thank you Yan Kai for your concern!"
I can’t cause any more trouble to Yan Kai and the others. I have to solve these problems myself!
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Okay, as long as you think it's okay, I'll take care of things here, so you don't have to worry." Yan Kai nodded slightly.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Classmate Lao Yankai, thank you for your trouble..." Xia Chuanzhenliang said with guilt in his heart.
"It doesn't matter...Senior, have you had enough? If you smile again, it's too much!" Yan Kai first smiled at Natsukawa Zhenliang, and then said to Kasumigaoka Shiyu with some depression.
"woo woo woo woo……"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu covered her mouth, but laughter still kept coming from between her fingers.
No, it was a rare sight for Yan Kai to be embarrassed. She had to laugh enough to retaliate against him for always criticizing her!
"..." Yan Kai had no choice but to say to Kasumigaoka Shiyu, "Forget it, just laugh as you like, just don't make yourself deprived of oxygen."
When Yan Kai said this, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was embarrassed to laugh any more.
She laughed so exaggeratedly not because she really thought this matter was so funny, but because she wanted to make Yan Kai angry. After all, she was usually very angry at Yan Kai, but now it seemed that Yan Kai was not angry at all. She laughed like this again. There’s no point in being grandiose anymore.
"Okay, okay, I just won't laugh."
Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu stopped laughing and said.
"Tuk-tuk-tuk!"
There was a knock on the door. Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't think much and directly shouted "come in".
Anyone with eyes could see how perfect the performance of "Natsukawa Mareyo" just now was. Kasumigaoka Shiu guessed that someone from the school's news department would come to interview her, thinking she was a student from the news department.
But Yan Kai straightened his back, with a solemn expression on his face.
Before the knock on the door, he didn't notice anyone outside. Even if he had just recovered from the shrinkage, his condition had declined, and his perception was not up to the best level, this was something that only an extraordinary master could do. .
"Hahaha, Xiaokai, Shiyu, and Eve, long time no see!"
The door opened, and someone who was very familiar to Yan Kai and Kasumigaoka Shiyu poked out from the crack of the door.
Yan Kai's heart relaxed, while Kasumigaoka Shiyu jumped up happily: "Sister Xingyi, why are you here!"
"Hehe, I am also a graduate of the private Kamijian School, and I am also a student's family member. Is it weird to come to visit the school festival?"
Beishan Xingyi got out of the crack in the door.
"It's not surprising, you are very welcome!"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu went up to hug Kitayama Xingyi very enthusiastically.
Shiyu Kasumigaoka still likes this legendary senior sister who is a cool elder and a friend who can play together. Although they don't spend much time together, they have still established a deep friendship.
The eccentric Kitayama Xingyi is like a magnet, easily attracting people around her. This trait is indispensable for her ability to become the student council president of the private Kamijian School and the legend of the private Kamijian School.
"Who is this……"
This was the first time for Natsukawa Maryo to meet Kitayama Xingyi, and he couldn't help but be curious when he saw this extremely beautiful young woman.
"It's just a forty-year-old middle-aged lady passing by, don't worry about it."
Yan Kai pushed up his glasses and said.
"Die Xiaokai!"
Every woman is taboo about being called aunt, and so does Beishan Xingyi. She punched Yan Kai, but Yan Kai easily dodged it.
Just kidding, Yan Kai is not the honest guy like Kitayama Koichi. If someone hits him, even if the target is an elder, he will definitely hide if he can.
"Forty years old? Liar!"
Natsukawa Masuo was shocked.
When the young and beautiful Kitayama Xingyi said that she was twenty years old, many people believed her. Her youthful aura looked like that of a student who had just entered college. When he said that she was forty years old, Natsukawa Masuo was the first one not to believe her.
"Ahaha, Sister Xingyi is my junior's aunt. This year... she is indeed forty years old..."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu smiled bitterly and said to Xia Chuanzhenliang.
To be honest, even Kasumigaoka Shiu, every time he thinks of Kitayama Xingyi's appearance and age, he can't help but shout in his heart, he is forty years old?
Beishan Xingyi didn't hit Yankai, so he didn't catch up and fight, but focused his attention on Chitong.
"Are you Chitong?"
Beishan Xingyi asked Chitong who seemed to be in a daze.
Her main purpose of coming back to Japan this time was to see what fancy work Yan Kai would do at the school festival, and the result... well, this work was really fancy!
But apart from that, she also had several incidental purposes for coming to Japan. Seeing the recently recovered bloodline of the Beishan family was one of her purposes. Now it seems that this girl named Chitong is not He looks so smart...
Uncle Kai's aunt, that is Uncle Hao Yi's aunt, that is, my great-grandfather's daughter, that is, my uncle's sister, that is, my...
After Kasumigaoka Shiyu said that Kitayama Xingyi was Yan Kai's aunt, Chitong, who had begun to calculate her relationship with Kitayama Xingyi, finally realized it. She bowed to Kitayama Xingyi when she met her for the first time and said: "Yes, I am Chi. Hitomi, this is the first time we meet, hello, auntie!"
"..."
Kitayama Xingyi was stunned, and then quickly laughed, patting Chitong on the shoulder and said: "Yes, I am your aunt! It's interesting, there are many people who have been called 'aunt' by me, but You are the first one to call me aunt without doing anything!"
Instead of feeling uncomfortable with the old-fashioned name "aunt", Kitayama Xingyi found it very interesting. This probably had something to do with what she said before, often calling people "aunt".
"Sister Xingyi, are you the only one here today?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu walked out and looked outside, then turned around and asked Beishan Xingyi, "Where is Teacher Xin? Isn't he here?"
She knew that Xue Wenhai and Beishan Xingyi had a very good relationship and would not be separated easily. Since Beishan Xingyi came, Xue Wenhai must also come, so she was surprised why she didn't see Xue Wenhai.
"Ah Hai... Ah Hai has something to do. He will be here in a minute."
The more Kitayama Xingyi looks at Chitong, the more she likes him. After all, when honest children are bullied...no, they are trained...no, they are...in short, it is fun!
"What are you busy with?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu asked smoothly.
"Too busy getting beaten!"
Beishan Xingyi touched Chitong's hair and said.
"ha?"
