"What the hell? Does this look good?"
"Isn't this just a case of each fighting his own way? The slow Tai Chi and the Jinghong sword dance simply cannot work together."
"If two people are too close, it will affect their respective aesthetics."
"Perhaps the sword dance can be more relaxed and we can catch up with it."
"The dynamics are incompatible. They are not a routine."
"Yes, the static may be very beautiful. For example, if Xu Song makes a pose, Du Jiazhi rises into the air next to him, stretches his body, and then freezes the scene. But dynamically, it is not interesting unless the two are fighting. "
"Let's just make do with it, it's not bad looking."
...
Du Jiazhi soon discovered the problem, then stopped and said, "No way."
Xu Song nodded: "Not on the same channel."
"What should we do?"
Xu Song had just made an impromptu decision yesterday to find a chat topic. There was nothing he could do now, but he still looked at Du Jiazhi and said, "Have you not practiced martial arts? How about we have a fight?"
"Xu Song!" Du Jiazhi was so angry that she couldn't bear it anymore. Following You Youyou's example, she stepped forward and hit Xu Song on the arm, and said angrily: "How can any boy invite a girl to fight?"
Xu Song raised his hands with a serious look on his face and said: "I am the King of Wudang, and I would like to pay my respects to the female heavenly master. I wonder if we can have a competition, not only to distinguish between superior and inferior, but also to determine life and death?"
Seeing Du Jiazhi dumbfounded, thinking he was being serious, Xu Song laughed: "Hahaha, I'm just kidding, but isn't it normal for men and women to compete on TV and in novels?"
Du Jiazhi snorted, hit Xu Song again, and said: "But this is reality. But it's not impossible if you want to fight. When the show is over, I will find someone to compete with you."
Xu Song joked: "Male or female? Forget it if it's a man, I'm not sure of winning against a man."
"Pfft!" Du Jiazhi laughed out loud, "You are so thick-skinned!"
Then her eyes lit up and she said: "Didn't you say that you can learn everything quickly? How about you learn sword dancing from me? This is always on the same channel, right? In case there is any talent show later, we can Double row.”
"If you don't learn, don't learn." Xu Song shook his head repeatedly.
In his two lifetimes, he has never been able to dance. When he dances, he twists like a zombie. And learning everything quickly is just an excuse. It all depends on the mood of the system master.
"Learn, learn, please." Unintentionally breaking through the physical barrier, Du Jiazhi now took action directly, took Xu Song's arm and started acting coquettishly.
Xu Song had not yet responded, but the live broadcast room was boiling:
"Learn, immediately, immediately!"
"Xu Song, I order you to learn, don't force me to kneel down for you!"
"Oh, I, a girl, am numbed by Du Jiazhi's tone."
"Fuck, I'm a bachelor, and I suddenly want to fall in love."
"Come here, play the second verse of "Single Love Song" to me ten more times."
"Is there anyone who sells cement? Bring me a ton of composite Portland cement. This little girl has broken my Taoist heart!"
"Suddenly I really want to have a girlfriend who can act like a spoiled brat!"
"Wake up upstairs, you don't even have a tigress girlfriend!"
"I bet Xu Song won't agree. Firstly, he is a straight man with a solid Taoist conscience; secondly, how can there be a person who can really learn everything at once. If Xu Song can't learn to dance, then isn't his previous bragging broken? ?"
"Look, Xu Song's face seems to be very embarrassed. The cowhide has already been broken."
...
Is Xu Song embarrassed?
Of course not, he just received the systematic revelation and was extremely surprised:
【Ding! Sensing the other party's strong will, the host can choose to spend 100,000 popularity points to learn the other party's dance expertise, yes/no? 】
No, is it so deceptive? Doesn’t specialization only have 10,000 popularity points?
But Xu Song thought about it again, this is equivalent to a designation. Private customization is expensive, which is very reasonable, not to mention that it is not mandatory consumption.
But at this time, is there any choice?
What you boast about is so great that you have to kneel down to realize it!
Seeing that there were still 4,987.65 million people left, Xu Song chose "yes"!
For a moment, Xu Song felt his body lighten, and he suddenly wanted to do a 720-degree rotation. The feeling of being forcibly initiated was as obvious as when doing Tai Chi.
"Okay, okay, I'll learn." Xu Song nodded, took a step back without leaving a trace, and pulled his arm away from Du Jiazhi's hand.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed:
"The way Xu Song shows off his strength is very similar to when I was eager to show off in front of women."
"A man's romance is to try his best to show off his strength in front of a woman."
"It seems that Xu Song still cares about Du Jiazhi. He is not afraid of being blown away and does not want to disappoint Du Jiazhi."
"Is it possible that Xu Song has practiced dance, even sword dance, and is also a professional?"
"Brother upstairs, how old is Xu Songcai? He is professional in cooking, professional in songwriting, professional in Tai Chi, and professional in singing. How do you expect him to be professional in dancing? How is this possible! The energy of one person It’s limited.”
"If Xu Song could dance well, it wouldn't be called having a wide range of hobbies, but it would be like what he claims to be. He is a genius who can learn everything quickly."
...
"So Xu Song, do you have any basic knowledge of dance?" Before teaching students, Du Jiazhi needs to understand the basic situation first.
"I guess so." Xu Song could only reply.
"If you have it, you have it, if you don't have it, you don't have it. What does it mean?" Du Jiazhi said seriously, "I have to understand your level before I know where to start teaching."
"Oh, you really look like a teacher." Xu Song said with a smile, "I have never danced in front of outsiders, so I don't know what my level is."
Du Jiazhi was confused: "Then where did you learn to dance?"
Idol, you taught me this!
Xu Song suppressed a smile: "I only learned it at home, in front of the TV."
"Okay, that's not it. Dance a dance you're familiar with for me and I'll get to know your level." Du Jiazhi really looked like a teacher. After finishing speaking, she folded her hands and stared at Xu Song.
"Okay, teacher." Xu Song walked up to Du Jiazhi and picked up the dancing sword on the ground.
"What do you want to do?" Du Jiazhi was stunned.
"Didn't you ask me to do a dance?" Xu Song asked.
"What are you doing with the sword?"
"Let's do the sword dance." Xu Song said matter-of-factly.
"You can do the sword dance?" Du Jiazhi was surprised.
"I didn't know how to do it at first, but after seeing you jump twice, it seems like you can." Xu Song smiled playfully.
"Don't be kidding!" Du Jiazhi didn't believe it.
Don't say it's her, no one believes it!
"The scene of a large-scale pretense failure."
"Xu Song: I can't dance anyway. The only dance I'm familiar with is the sword dance I just watched!"
"I originally had a little belief that Xu Song could really dance, but now that he chooses to dance the sword dance, I realize that Xu Song has been trying to show off his strength. The sword dance is only for girls."
"The person above is wrong. Sword dance was originally a male dance, but it has evolved into a female dance in modern times."
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