But even if there is a system, it will be very difficult, because the key to breaking the game lies in "Star Language".
But time is too short, and there is only time left for the last period to perform, and then you must do better than you did this early morning.
After the show came to the bottom again, I took the initiative to apply to be a major anchor. My current results are my biggest support.
"Xiao Xu, congratulations, you should take care of your sister when you become famous in the future." Sister Zhao next to her said.
If you want to curry favor with me, what's going on if you don't have apples? Yesterday you even knew how to pay tribute!
Sure enough, there are very few fools in the workplace. They are all foxes with thousands of years of experience. A notification will tell you that I am in danger.
Xu Songpi smiled but said: "Sister Zhao, you graduated from the Department of Botany of the Agricultural University, right?"
Sister Zhao was stunned: "No."
"Then why are you so familiar with wall grass? It will fall wherever the wind blows."
Sister Zhao:......
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for gaining 1 popularity point. 】
"Stars light up, illuminating the future. Hello everyone, this is the zero o'clock program of Xiongxi Radio, "Star Language in the Starry Sky". I am Xu Song, welcome everyone, the program hotline is 2504444..."
At midnight on September 2, Xu Song appeared in the live broadcast room in high spirits.
"Uh, I'm so excited. My eyes are a bit blurry. How come there are thousands of people online in the live broadcast room of this show?"
"This shows that everyone likes the style of this post-00 host, so the popularity has greatly increased!"
"I feel like this program is very stress-relieving, so I signed in on time."
"Yes, chicken soup makes me more stressed. It's better for the show to be more realistic."
"My favorite sentence is 'No matter how hard you work for 50 yuan, you will not be as popular as if you work for 100 yuan', so I started to fish at work today and I was happy all day long. At the same time, I also discovered that no matter how hard I work, I can't become an indispensable person in the company."
...
Just as the opening remarks ended, the first phone call cut in.
It was a young man named Chen, whose voice seemed to be crying: "Host, I found out that my girlfriend cheated on me. I am so heartbroken."
Xu Songxiao: "My girlfriend cheated on me, why should I feel heartbroken?"
"Huh?" The young man was stunned, "I'm already green, but I'm not heartbroken yet. How big does that feel?"
Xu Song: "Mr. Chen, let me ask you, are you heartbroken because you still love your girlfriend?"
"Nonsense, if I don't love her, I won't be heartbroken."
Xu Song clapped his hands: "That's right. She only cheated on her if she loved you. If she didn't love you, she would have broken up with you long ago, so if you still love each other, don't feel heartbroken."
"Huh???" The young man was obviously confused.
Both the listeners and the audience were completely laughing crazy, and the live broadcast room was filled with dense barrage:
"Damn it, I'm speechless!"
"This host is so slutty. It's the first time I've heard someone explain cuckoldry in such a fresh and refined way."
"My head is buzzing right now."
"I burst out laughing."
"I heard from a friend today that Xiongxi Radio's "Starry Sky" is fun. I waited until now and it was really worth it."
"Does that mean that the three children yesterday were not his eldest brother, but his wife still loves him?"
"This is different. Once a woman gives birth to a child, it is equivalent to going through hell once. This woman is willing to give birth to someone else's child. Do you think she still loves her husband?"
"Don't talk about these big principles. You should answer like this. Master Pan's wife's behavior is like bringing back her lover's shit and feeding him bite by bite for several years. Do you think she still loves her husband?"
...
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for gaining 1234 popularity points. 】
The young man surnamed Chen obviously lost his ability to think and asked: "Then host, should I break up?"
Xu Song shook his head: "Break up? Why break up? If you play with her for one more day now, it is equivalent to playing with someone else's wife for one more day. How happy!"
The young man suddenly realized: "I understand. I should change my mentality now and act like a hooligan for the purpose of not getting married. I won't pay or be responsible. Either she can't bear it and break up first; or I can break up after I get tired of it!"
Xu Song smiled happily: "The boy is teachable!"
"Thank you host, I feel much better now."
The barrage in the live broadcast room started again:
"I was so stunned that I almost shoved the barbecue into my nostrils."
"I'm really convinced, I'm taught and taught."
"I should have known this host earlier. I'm still crying over the death of my ex. I've been playing with other people's wives for so many years, so I should be happy!"
"No, I took the initiative to break up with my boyfriend. Am I at a disadvantage?"
"No, you made a profit, but your future husband suffered a loss."
"Actually, the host is very meaningful. He uses the most popular language to tell us that impulsively falling in love is irresponsible for the future partner."
"Someone, get Brother Reason out of here!"
...
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for gaining 2345 popularity points. 】
The young man hung up the phone and the director was about to introduce a new call when Xu Song waved and signaled to wait.
Then Xu Song said to the camera: "We need to know that the probability of two people meeting is only 0.00478%, and the probability of knowing each other is only 0.0000005%. As for becoming a couple, there is only a 0.000000003% possibility.
Therefore, it is not easy for every couple to stay together. Even if they no longer love each other, they still want to say goodbye in the most honorable way, instead of being like Mr. Chen's girlfriend who was entangled and cheated on her at the same time.
So here, I want to send a song to Mr. Chen’s girlfriend..."
Studio:
"Why did the little host suddenly become serious?"
"Emotional programs should occasionally be affectionate and touching."
"It looks like the host is going to sing a sad love song to pay homage to that buddy's feelings."
"Anyway, just don't play any dog-licking songs. The woman has already cheated on her, and she still misses her so much."
"Oh, look at what the host said, even if "Today is a Good Day" is played, the dog-licking dog will not be played."
"Usually, I watch this show just to listen to the songs. Now I just want to hear the nice things the host says. I have to listen even if I don't want to listen to the songs. Alas."
...
The director frowned, dissatisfied with Xu Song's decision.
After all, this is a time when audience participation is at its peak, and it would be unwise to interrupt the rhythm with songs.
But Xu Song's words were out of his mouth, so he had to signal the staff next to him to prepare.
The staff members had their ears pricked up, ready to play the songs mentioned by Xu Song at any time.
"This song is called "To My Ex," and I wish all the lovers in the world good health."
staff member:? ? ?
The director gave the order: "Get ready to play songs, 3, 2..."
The staff hurriedly interrupted: "Director, this song is not in our playlist."
Director:? ? ?
Damn it, Xu Song, have you read the program rules thoroughly?
Songs that are not on the playlist do not have copyright; if they do not have copyright, they cannot be released, and if they are released, it will be a broadcast accident.
