Drinking capacity does not depend on the depth of the drink, but on who you drink with. Li Yuanjia can be considered a good drinker on ordinary days, but compared with Fang Jun, he is far from evenly matched. After drinking one cup after another, my eyes soon became blurred and I felt dizzy.
"Erlang, that's it for today... I'm too drunk and a little drunk."
Li Yuanjia's tongue is a bit big, not just the top? It's a headache...
But Fang Jun refused to let him go. After all, he was his brother-in-law. No matter how dissatisfied he was, he couldn't beat him up, so he could only fight at the wine table. How could he give up without knocking him down?
"You're wrong. Although you are a prince and a noble man, we are also uncles. There is no big or small thing on the wine table. Isn't it wrong to use your status as a prince to pressure others? This won't scare us, even if it is The kings of Wei, Wu, and Jin are sitting here, and they have to follow the rules at the wine table. Come and come, and you will be punished with three drinks."
Without any explanation, the wine glass was filled.
Li Yuanjia rubbed his face, knowing that he would not be able to escape the murderous hand today. If he didn't walk out of the dining room sideways, he might not be able to survive, so he simply felt depressed and drank until the glass was dry.
Isn't it just drinking?
If I can't drink you, I will drink myself...
The more you drink, the more you talk.
"You are my brother-in-law, so I won't hide some things from you..." Li Yuanjia said with a drunken look and hiccups: "Although Li Yuanjia initiated this matter, it was not because the royal family stood by Li Yuanjing. On the other hand, it’s not that Li Yuanjing has such appeal, but that Erlang’s methods against Chai Zhewei were too obvious and broke the rules, making the royal family miserable. Just imagine, if Chai Zhewei is tripped by you this time, is it possible? To use such means to deal with anyone who is in the hostile camp at will? It is a taboo!"
Fang Jun nodded silently and said humbly: "I did go wrong this time. Thank you brother-in-law for your guidance. I'd like to toast my brother-in-law with this."
Li Yuanjia drank until the glass was dry, his head felt dizzy, and his thinking was sometimes unclear. He was talking drunkenly: "You have to tell the prince, you must be careful about Li Yuanjing. This person has a bad intention and has a big plan. If he is not careful, he will be afraid." It’s going to cause a storm.”
"Brother-in-law is indeed a loyal and upright minister. These kind words will definitely be conveyed to His Highness the Crown Prince. Come on, I will give you a toast to my brother-in-law on behalf of Your Highness the Crown Prince."
Finished another glass.
"No, Erlang, I drank too much."
"What's the point? Drunk people never think they are drunk. Since my brother-in-law knows that he is almost drunk, he is not drunk yet. Come on, come on. I'd like to toast you with this glass of wine. Thank you for caring for my sister for so many years. I'll do it first. Out of respect!"
"Hey, if you say so, you have to drink this glass of wine! The king and the princess have known each other since they were young, and they can be regarded as childhood sweethearts. Although the princess has a more aggressive temper, it is precisely because of this that everything in the palace has changed. Everything is handled properly and I don’t have to worry about it at all. She is really a good wife! I also have to thank you, the Fang family, for giving birth to such an outstanding woman. It is my luck to marry Xiuzhu! Come on, come on , I would like to propose a toast to you..."
Fang Jun: "..."
Good guy, you actually started to counterattack?
Then let's continue...
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The waiters of the palace were all standing outside the door. At first they thought that the prince and the Duke of Yue had something secret to say, so they all watched with their ears stiffened, and if anyone else came close, they would drive them away.
However, not long after, a loud and stingy voice was heard in the room. What's worse, his own prince actually sang a song loudly. Although the tune had been eight hundred miles away, he sang extremely excitedly... The waiters looked at each other, knowing that I drank too much, but no one dared to go in.
Fang Erlang's power over Princess Han was accumulated through a series of tough fights with His Highness the King of Han. Even His Highness the King of Han would avoid him when he saw her, and the servants and waiters were even more afraid of her. Dare you rush in and rescue your own prince?
But if you just let it go, that won't work.
Everyone knows that Fang Erlang has a violent temper. He doesn't care when he gets angry. Not to mention the ministers of the court, even His Highness the Prince can't beat one or two. If he gets drunk and doesn't say the right words, press Beat up your own prince...
"You guys are watching here. I'll go to the back house to see if the princess wakes up..."
An older maid gave instructions to the others and hurried to the back house. There were only a handful of people in Chang'an City who could subdue the devil Fang Erlang, and her own princess was naturally one of them...
When they arrived at the back house, they secretly cried out to God. Sure enough, they saw Princess Han asking the maid to get warm water and drink a glass of warm water. She hurriedly walked forward and saluted, "Princess, please go to the front and have a look. Our prince is in a very high mood, probably because of the drink." We have paid a lot of money, and we are not allowed to go in to wait on him. After all, the Duke of Yue is a guest, and it would not be good if he was offered any courtesy."
When she said this, why didn't Princess Han understand?
He quickly asked someone to change his clothes, washed his face, and then took several maids to the front yard. However, before waiting in the front hall, a servant came to report that the Duke of Yue had left. He thought that Princess Han would not come to say goodbye after she fell asleep.
When Princess Han came to the front hall, she saw that her brothers had left, leaving only His Royal Highness lying on the ground, with a red face and closed eyes but refused to fall asleep, mumbling. What? I was drooling and couldn't hear what was being said.
Princess Han put her hand on her forehead. Since she was too angry with her brother, how could she convince someone like this? I'm also angry that my husband is so stubborn. Although Fang Jun is shouting for beatings and killings, as long as he doesn't feel sorry for her, the eldest sister, how can he beat up his brother-in-law for the things in the court?
Is there anything to be afraid of...
He quickly led his maid forward to help the drunken Li Yuanjia up and took him to the back house to rest. Unexpectedly, Li Yuanjia was moved and lay on top of the maid, muttering drunken words: "...Erlang, I am convinced, you You can drink as much as you want, just don’t hit me, it’s very embarrassing..."
Princess Han is so angry and funny, why is she so afraid of her brother-in-law?
It's true that one thing brings down another...
*****
When Chai Zhewei returned to the mansion, he saw that his younger brother Chai Lingwu and his wife had arrived and were sitting in the hall.
He quickly stepped forward to greet her and said, "Wei Chen has met Her Royal Highness the Princess."
Princess Baling hurriedly stood up and returned the courtesy, saying: "We are all members of our own family, so there is no need to be polite in private situations. Duke Qiao, hurry up and invite me."
Chai Lingwu said carelessly at the side: "Brother, why are you doing this? Sit down quickly and tell me how to deal with it."
Chai Zhewei stood up, glared at his brother, and scolded: "The etiquette cannot be discarded, how can it be ignored? You should not just idle around all day long. You should also pay attention to things at home. You can't always rely on your brother to support him alone."
Then he sat down and waited until the maid served tea, then waved him away.
Chai Lingwu felt very bored. He acted like a big brother all day long and yelled at me. Who could I show him to? We are indeed incompetent, but if you encounter a huge problem, you still have to go to my wife to beg...
So he didn't wait for Chai Zhewei to speak, and asked: "How is the situation in the court? Since the eldest brother can come back in one piece, it must be no big deal. Has His Highness the Crown Prince spoken for the eldest brother?"
Chai Zhewei glanced at him, how could he not see through his little thoughts? I just didn't bother to argue with her, so I raised my hand and said to Princess Baling: "Your Highness's protective feelings will be remembered in my heart."
Princess Baling suddenly let out a sigh of relief, shook her head and said: "The prince's brother is soft-hearted, and brothers and sisters always have to show some dignity when they ask for help from him. But now that he has the responsibility of supervising the country, it is not easy to retaliate too much." Protect, brother, you better be more careful in the future."
Chai Zhewei nodded again and thanked him.
Although the main reason for being able to escape today was not the prince, he also heard that the prince had defended him many times in the court. This was indeed a favor from Princess Baling, and he could not turn his back and deny it.
Chai Lingwu asked curiously: "How to deal with it?"
Chai Zhewei said: "No signs of deliberate arson were found in Dali Temple, the Ministry of Punishment, Weiwei Temple and other yamen, so Zongzheng Temple can only punish them based on the crime of disturbing the stability of the capital. It seems that it is nothing more than a fine, a warning, etc. It’s not serious.”
Chai Lingwu raised his thumbs and said in admiration: "Eldest brother is really powerful! That's the Xuanwu Sect. Even the slightest mistake will be severely punished, and you may be dismissed from office. In the end, the eldest brother set a fire and burned all the account books, but the prince There is absolutely nothing you can do, this method is really amazing! I’m afraid that if the Xuanwu Gate is destroyed tomorrow, the prince will be so angry that he will be helpless!"
"Mom!"
Chai Zhewei didn't know whether the prince was so angry that he was about to die. He shouted angrily: "Shut up! You dare to talk nonsense like this, don't you want to die? You don't think you have a long life, so just go and commit suicide. Don't do it." Your family has been implicated and three tribes have been barred by you!"
This bastard is unreasonable!
What kind of place is Xuanwu Gate? If I had no choice, how could I dare to light this fire? After the low-key handling, you couldn't even say a word, but here you are talking so shamelessly, you really don't even have half of the city...
