The great ancestor Li Yuan gave birth to nearly twenty princesses. Among them, there were only a few who could be called dignified, virtuous, and abiding by women's ethics. Most of them had a debauched and wanton style. Because the royal family has the ancestry of the Hu people, their lifestyle is so rotten that the royal family that has dominated the world since ancient times has never been like this...
The Li Tang royal family themselves did not take their lifestyle seriously, and over time, people in the world gradually did not take it seriously either. Whenever they heard about the messy things of the royal family, they all took it for granted.
Fang Jun had never heard that Princess Danyang had such problems before, but thinking about it, when they first got married, Princess Danyang disliked Xue Wanche for being stupid, and although she did not dare to divorce without authorization, it was certain that Xue Wanche did not like her later, so she found someone who looked handsome, considerate, and understanding. The good relationship seems to be a matter of course.
Looking at Xue Wanche's burly body, rugged appearance, and his alternative temperament that was completely different from the creamy little boy who now wears makeup and powder, Fang Jun was not only a little out of sorts.
Both of them are the type to win with their masculine temperament. In terms of exquisite appearance, they are really hard to match. In fact, most of the princesses of the Tang Dynasty did not like such rugged and masculine men, but those who were feminine, handsome and frail. , more favored.
For example, Bianji, who was so handsome that Fang Jun was envious and jealous...
Fortunately, I come from a later generation and have been exposed to countless secret techniques in the room. There are always new postures for sex on the bed. My experience and theory are not comparable to those of most men in this era of limited information. Xue Wanche is miserable. He is not good-looking. In line with Princess Danyang's aesthetics, but not knowing how to please people, even how to enter the bridal chamber when getting married needs to be taught by His Majesty Li Er, the uncle... Thinking about it carefully, it seems that tragedy has been doomed for a long time.
Half of the wine in the jug was drunk and half spilled. Xue Wanche shook the jug a few times. When no wine flowed out, he threw it aside, turned over, and continued to talk nonsense.
"...I, Xue Wanche, earned my reputation by fighting on horseback. Taking the enemy general's head from the battle array is like picking out an object from a bag. What can that little guy do? I can break his neck with just one hand... How can he be better than me?" Strong? I can't bear this tone. Adulterers and adulterers will be killed... I just pity my child. Although he is only eleven years old, once he is majestic and strong, he will definitely be able to fly into the sky as an eagle one day, but he has to be implicated by me. , I will never be able to hold my head up for the rest of my life... Wuwuwu... I am such a waste. I can do nothing except go into battle and kill the enemy. I can't even surrender to a woman... I am ashamed to be a human being..."
The guy was crying and mumbling inarticulately. He suddenly turned over and sat up, looking straight at Fang Jun.
Fang Jun was shocked...
"Is there any more wine?"
"Uh...yes."
Fang Jun handed half the jar of wine to Xue Wanche. The man grabbed the jar and drank half of it in one breath. He took a breath and shouted: "Good wine!"
Then he stared at Fang Jun with his eyes straight and said, "Why is Erlang here?" Then he looked up at his surroundings and asked, "Where am I?"
Fang Jun said: "The general just killed Princess Danyang and killed most of the people in the house. He took advantage of the heavy snow to escape here. Seeing you looking sad and angry, he couldn't bear to see the hero of his life end up with his car broken up, so he gave her poisoned wine as a gift. I’ll give you one last ride.”
"ah?!"
Xue Wanche was shocked and his expression changed: "I killed Danyang? Oh my, what should I do? I just thought about it in my mind and didn't want to kill her seriously... Even if I killed Danyang, it would be her fault. You This bastard fed me poisonous wine, and if I die right now, am I committing suicide out of fear of crime? Mother! Second Fang, my great reputation will be lost at your hands!"
This guy beat his chest and felt regretful.
Fang Jun twitched the corner of his mouth and said disdainfully: "Haha, you are full of cruel words, but at the end of the day, it is just a silver-like wax gun tip. How dare you brag about taking the head of a general in the battle of ten thousand soldiers? My wife stole someone. , there are too many people in this world who either pick up the sword and use it to rape their husbands and adulterers, even though the national law cannot tolerate it, but they are still a strong man, or they shrink their heads and turn a blind eye and turn a deaf ear, even if they are ridiculed by the world, they still save themselves. Ronghua I... You want to take action but don't dare, but instead you want to follow your lust. The majestic General Xue, whose bravery has been eroded by Ronghua, is all that's left?"
"fart!"
Xue Wanche's face turned red, and he scratched his neck and said: "I am fighting in the battle, and there are countless dead souls in my hands. It's just a princess or a boy, why don't you dare? Wasn't Danyang killed by me? It's not a pity for that bitch to die, I will kill her." It’s a matter of course, I just don’t want to bear the reputation of someone who commits suicide out of fear of crime… Huh?”
At this point, he realized that although he was filthy, there was not even a trace of blood on his body. How could he look like he had killed Danyang and half of the servants in the mansion?
Mother!
Got fooled...
Xue Wanche was so angry that he finally came to his senses and stood up to fight Fang Jun. Unexpectedly, just as he stood up, the world began to spin, the alcohol surged up, his limbs became weak, and he fell to the ground.
"You bastard, I will fight you until death!"
Xue Wanche was ashamed and angry.
Not only was he angry after being tricked by Fang Jun, but more importantly, no one knew about Danyang's theft, but he actually blurted it out while drunk, and even Fang Jun listened to it. The outcome was obvious. The news will inevitably spread. Even if I want to shrink my head and accept my fate, I can't...
As for poisoned wine and so on, it is obviously nonsense!
Fang Jun sneered and said: "It seems that he is just pretending to be strong and brave. When things come to a head, wouldn't the general bear the burden of such humiliation?"
Xue Wanche said angrily: "Fart! I want to kill that adulterer and adulteress without any effort. It's just quick and easy to do it for a while. I won't hesitate to die. I'm willing to die with that bitch. I just pity my child. I can't do it this year." I am eleven years old, but I have to be involved in it. Even if it is not the case, I will be exiled to Qiongzhou and will not be able to return to Chang'an for the rest of my life. I can't bear it..."
Fang Jun said: "If the general has this ambition, don't worry about your son. Afterwards, someone will plead with your majesty to absolve him of his guilt, and will recruit him into the martial arts hall. You, someone will raise him up!"
"..."
Xue Wanche blinked and said angrily: "Danyang is a golden branch and jade leaf. The emperor is a noble man. If I kill him, will your majesty be willing to give up? The entire Xue family is afraid that they will all be killed. My hatred only affects the whole family." Even after death, I have no face to face my ancestors..."
"General, you can rest assured that this matter is the fault of Princess Danyang. Although the general acted violently, he did not lose his majesty! When the time comes, I will definitely plead for mercy in front of Your Majesty and pardon the Xue family's sin of family members. If you violate this oath, you will be punished by heaven and earth. !”
Given Fang Jun's status in the eyes of His Majesty Li Er, if he comes forward to intercede for the Xue family, His Majesty Li Er will definitely give him this face.
Xue Wanche: "..."
After a long time, the guy sighed, his burly figure shrank, wiped his beard, and whispered: "Actually, I don't dare to kill that bitch Danyang, but I just thought that doing so would be a little bit... If you can’t commit the crime, why should I lose my life when that bitch steals someone?”
He could tell that Fang Jun was not a good person and deliberately provoked him.
If he could kill, he would have killed him long ago, so why would he go to Pingkangfang to get drunk and drink away his sorrows?
Now that Fang Jun has been humiliated, he has no excuse at all, so he can only sigh and lower his head...
Fang Jun didn't speak anymore, but took out another jar of wine from the mezzanine of the carriage, poured half of it into the empty jar, handed it to Xue Wanche, one jar for each person, and took a sip.
The reason why he was willing to tell Xue Wanche so much was just because he thought of himself in history, feeling sympathy for each other and treating others like others.
Besides, Xue Wanche is a bit confused, but he doesn't have much scheming. He can be regarded as a generous and upright man, but he seems to have a deep prejudice against himself...
Xue Wanche silently took a sip of wine, suddenly raised his head, stared at Fang Jun with confused eyes and said: "To be honest, I am very dissatisfied with Erlang! I don't know why, you suddenly parted ways with King Jing, and even turned against each other. But I am confident that I have not done anything sorry for you, so why are you so distant from me? Back then, you were just a young boy, and I took you drinking and having fun all day long. Do you really think it was because I was coveting your father? No! I really like you, and I think your temperament is exactly the same as mine, and you are closer than my own son! But suddenly your boy seems to have changed. The poems he writes are praised by people all over the world, and the money you earn can be piled up. If we become a golden mountain, that's all. We are also happy that the little brother who followed me in the past has made a career, but why do you have to turn your back on me? Mother! I have wanted to beat you up several times. Dun, now that you are promising, you don’t know your old brother? You ungrateful bastard..."
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