Without an official, one is light.
Jing Zhaoyin was dismissed from his official post, and the Minister of War had not yet taken up his post. Fang Jun had a rare moment of leisure.
He has a lazy temperament, and he never worked hard when he was an official in his previous life. Although he has some ideals in this life, he still doesn't want to make himself too tired. Ideals need to be pursued, and life needs to be enjoyed. There is no conflict between the two. In his opinion, you can have both.
Besides, he can't put all his thoughts on his ideals. He needs to know that there are still two "restless elements" in his family. One of them needs him to use his masculine masculinity to completely conquer him, so that he has no chance or inclination to run out and steal the monk. The other requires him to use his boundless love to melt away the dark and cold temperament he has been born with since childhood, so as not to embark on the wrong path of a life of cruelty, cruelty and murder...
Fang Jun sometimes looked up to the sky and sighed, he was so unlucky, what bad person could he be reborn into, but Fang Yiai, a fool?
His Majesty Li Er is also unscrupulous. It is not enough to give us a princess of Gaoyang who advocates freedom and pursues indulgence. He also has to give us a domineering and defiant female middle school hegemon Wu Meiniang...
Men are just tired.
Even the pretty little princess of Jinyang and the lively and charming Yu Mingxue are not worried...
For some reason, the two girls seemed to be on a par with each other. Princess Jinyang handed Fang Jun a peach produced in the greenhouse, and Yu Mingxue stuffed the washed cherries into his hand; Princess Jinyang gave Fang Jun He poured tea, and Yu Mingxue went to warm the wine for him...
Sitting in the study room, there were originally two beautiful little beauties on the left and the right who were as beautiful as spring orchids and autumn chrysanthemums. They were really admiring others with their red sleeves adding fragrance, but these four big, watery eyes kept paying attention from time to time. The gaze is filled with murderous intent, what's going on?
Fang Jun, who was sitting on the chair in the middle, stuffed the cherry in his hand into his mouth, spit out the core, then took another bite of the juicy peach, and asked in confusion: "What's going on with you two girls? What should I do?" Do you think you two have a grudge?"
The little princess of Jinyang snorted and raised her pointed chin slightly: "How could I have enmity with a wild girl from the countryside? My brother-in-law is joking."
oops! Is this still the gentle, bright, dignified and lovely Her Royal Highness Princess Jinyang?
Fang Jun blinked, thinking he saw a fake Princess Jinyang...
On the other side, Yu Mingxue gritted her teeth in anger, her little face was frosty, and there was a cold murderous aura between her teeth: "If you dare to curse anyone again, do you believe that I will kill you with one sword?"
Princess Jinyang refused to give in: "Of course, all ladies should be dignified and virtuous, and smile without showing their teeth. How can you be full of filthy words and fight? No matter how good-looking you are, men won't like you."
Yu Mingxue raised her snow-white pink neck and said proudly: "Whoever I like, I will be vigorous, love and hate, and be pretentious and pretentious. That is not my style! Whoever dares to steal a man from me, I will Kill with one knife!"
This girl... is simply more domineering than Wu Mei Niang!
"Cough cough cough" Fang Jun choked on the peach, what a fierce little girl!
Glancing at Yu Mingxue's slender little hands, slender waist, and beautiful little face, Fang Jun's mouth twitched. This little face actually opened his mouth and shut up to kill people. What happened to this world?
As if feeling Fang Jun's contempt, Yu Mingxue glared and pretended to be fierce: "Why, you don't believe that this girl dares to kill someone?"
Fang Jun said hurriedly: "Xinxinxin..."
I believe you as a ghost!
After thinking about it, he said: "Actually, killing people is not fun at all. I killed a lot of people in Jiangnan, you know? I was very scared at the beginning. When I stabbed it with a knife, the blood poured out like a fountain. The bright color The red color gives people a visual dizziness, which is very disgusting. If you are stabbed to death, that's it. If you don't die, you have to go up and touch it up. The battlefield is very rushed, and there is no room for you to touch it where you want to. Just take a knife at will. Sometimes if you chop it on the neck, the whole head will be tilted to the side like killing a chicken. This is not bad, after all, you will die faster. If you accidentally chop it on the stomach, it will be disgusting. . The internal organs and intestines all flowed out in a loud splash, red, green, black, and purple... But the person was still alive for a while, just wailing and struggling. The more he struggled, the more things came out..."
"Brother-in-law, please stop talking..." Princess Jinyang's face was pale and pitiful, her little hands just held Fang Jun's sleeves, and she begged in a trembling voice.
She didn't take it seriously when Yu Mingxue said something about killing people just now. She thought it was vulgar. How could a noble person like her put such words on her lips? In fact, there is no concept of "killing". It is probably just a word and an action.
But now after listening to Fang Jun's description, she was really scared.
The seemingly pretty little girl opposite him wouldn't really get angry and kill her with a knife, would he? She didn't know how terrible death was, but she couldn't bear the thought of her internal organs and intestines flowing out of her stomach.
too ugly……
Yu Mingxue also looked horrified.
She was just talking, and she liked to scare Princess Jinyang. In fact, she had never even seen a chicken being killed. How did she know that killing was such a terrifying thing?
He shrank his neck and felt a chill on the back of his neck, but he said firmly: "Who told him not to allow me to have a child with you?"
Fang Jun's eyes widened.
This tone is like a child fighting over a toy. If you don't let me play with it, I will beat you...
But the problem is that my brother is still alone, so who do you think I am?
Princess Jinyang's face was red. Although she was a little afraid of this delicate and beautiful girl, she refused to give in. "You are not my brother-in-law's wife or concubine. How can you give birth to a child for my brother-in-law? It's shameless."
Yu Mingxue was unconvinced: "Who said you have to be a wife or a concubine to have children? Confucius's father, Shu Liang He, had a wife named Shi. Mrs. Shi gave birth to nine daughters in a row, and a concubine gave birth to a son Meng Meng. His skin was crippled, and he was a lame. Uncle Liang He and Confucius's mother Yan Zheng were not married, and they had a wild union to give birth to Confucius. Confucius was a revered Confucian teacher and was respected by the world. Empress Wei Zifu and General Wei Qing of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty They were all illegitimate children. Their father was named Zheng Ji, who was an official in the family of Cao Shou, Marquis of Pingyang. Zheng Ji had an affair with Cao Shou's concubine named Wei, and gave birth to two sons and one daughter. Among them were his elder sister Wei Zifu and his younger brother. Wei Qing, the three brothers and sisters all adopted the surname. Wei Qing traveled two thousand miles to the north of the desert and made a name for himself, forcing the Xiongnu to dare not fight. Wei Qing's half-sister worked as a maid in the house of Pingyang Marquis, and worked with the petty officials of Pingyang County. Huo Zhongru had an affair and gave birth to a generation of famous general Huo Qubing. Huo Qubing began to follow his uncle Wei Qing to conquer the Xiongnu at the age of 18. In the first battle, he led 800 light cavalry to leave the main army, went deep alone, and raided the Xiongnu, killing two thousand and two. Eighteen heads, the title of champion. It shows that even without marriage, you can still have children, and the children you give birth to can still be promising!"
The Yuming family has been passed down for thousands of years. How many books can be found in the family? Naturally, she has read books like "Historical Records". The little girl picked it up at her fingertips and refuted Princess Jinyang speechlessly.
The reason was too good, and there were more than one instance to prove it. Princess Jinyang could not refute it, but she was still unconvinced in her heart. She blinked her beautiful eyes and started to behave in a rare rogue way: "Brother-in-law, tell me, do you want to have sex with this girl?" child?"
All truths are just appearances. Your Highness Jinyang goes straight to the core - we don’t care whether there is such truth or not, just ask my brother-in-law, do you think so?
If you don't want to, then it's useless for the stinky girl to talk all over the place.
If you want to... hum!
Fang Junxin said that this was a good question...Don't say that he didn't want to. Even if he did, how could he dare to admit it?
He immediately shook his head and said righteously and resolutely: "How could my brother-in-law be such a shameless person? A true man stands between heaven and earth, and he should uphold his integrity and noble moral character. Don't see or say anything that is not polite. How can he do such a shameless thing? Absolutely not."
Princess Jinyang suddenly smiled like a flower, held Fang Jun's sleeves affectionately, gave a sweet smile, and said with curved eyes: "Brother-in-law is the best!" Then she did not forget to send a proud greeting to Yu Mingxue. grimace.
Yu Mingxue is depressed...
I want to have a child with you just because those two boys in your family are so popular. Do you think I care about you?
My sister-in-law said that men always say one thing and mean the other, but this black-faced boy said he didn't know what to do. When she gave him two taels of the secret medicinal wine in the family, hehe, he still had it at his fingertips, so he just let it go. Is this girl at my mercy?
There were footsteps at the door, and a maid stood outside the door and said softly: "Erlang, His Royal Highness King Jing has come to the mansion to propose marriage. The master of the house has ordered you to go and accompany him."
"Um?"
Fang Jun was stunned, King Jing Li Yuanjing?
