After learning the news, Princess Jinyang hurried over, but in the end it was a step too late.
Looking at Fang Jun, who had his pants taken off and his buttocks were spanked bloody, the little princess blushed with embarrassment and her eyes were red. She pursed her lips and glanced at her father resentfully, and whispered: "Even if you do something wrong, just give him a scolding." That's fine. If it doesn't work, I'll be demoted or demoted. Why do you have to beat me so hard..."
Princess Jinyang wore a pink and white cotton skirt today, and a lotus-colored half-arm blouse covering her upper body. Her skin was supple and her face was beautiful. She was pouting her lips with a distressed look on her face, which was so cute.
She feels distressed, and so does His Majesty Li Er...
What exactly is going on?
Why do both of his daughters seem to be so close to Fang Jun? The evil fire that had just been relieved after beating Fang Jun burst out again. If he were not worried about the sadness of the fragile Princess Jinyang, His Majesty Li Er would have wanted to shout "Thirty more!"
As if she could see that her father looked unkind, Princess Jinyang did not dare to say anything more, so she complained to Princess Changle: "Sister, just stand here and watch and don't try to dissuade your father?"
Princess Changle was speechless.
She can naturally see that most of her father's anger comes from Fang Jun's stay in her bedroom last night. How do you want her to persuade her? From what standpoint do you advise? I'm afraid it would be better if I didn't persuade him. A few words of advice would probably end the matter in more than one meal...
Princess Jinyang squatted beside Fang Jun, too embarrassed to look at his injuries. She felt so distressed that tears welled up in her eyes, and she said softly: "Brother-in-law, it doesn't hurt. I will call the imperial doctor for you and use the best medicine." The medicine will ensure there will be no scarring.”
Fang Jun smiled bitterly.
It's okay to have scars in that area, right? Anyway, if you don't show it to others easily, you won't have to worry about whether it looks good or not. However, Princess Jinyang was sincerely sad for her, which still made Fang Jun feel good. He was really happy to have a gentle and well-behaved sister-in-law who knew how much he cared about his brother-in-law...
*****
Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.
In less than half a day, the news that Fang Erlang was once again beaten by His Majesty Li Er with a big stick and screamed in agony spread throughout Chang'an City as if he had grown wings. Although there is no airtight wall in the world, how dare the maids and maids in the palace to spread the news even after Fang Jun was beaten on the front?
Therefore, Fang Jun seriously suspected that the old guy Wei Zheng was deliberately spreading news everywhere in order to avenge Fang Jun!
Although the injury was not too serious, it was cold after all, and it would not be good if the wound was frozen. Therefore, Princess Jinyang personally sent her palace servants to escort Fang Jun to Fang's residence in Chang'an City under the escort of the imperial guards.
When Fang Xuanling saw her second son being beaten again, she looked up at the sky in silence, sighed, shook her head and walked into the house with her hands behind her back...
His Majesty gets very angry every once in a while. Could it be that this boy was an enemy of your Majesty in his previous life? Looking at the civil and military affairs of the dynasty, there are not many people who dare to argue with His Majesty, but there are very few ministers like my own boy who were beaten up by His Majesty every two days and then reused as usual.
It can be regarded as a wonder of Zhenguan Dynasty...
Fang Jun's injuries looked scary, but in fact they were not serious. The guards who executed the execution were very measured, and they naturally knew not to worry about how angry Fang Jun was making His Majesty, but they would definitely make His Majesty smile in the blink of an eye. If they hit him hard at this time, wouldn't they be committing evil acts? Furthermore, who is Fang Jun? My father is Fang Xuanling, and my father-in-law is His Majesty. He is a proper feudal official and founding county magistrate. The most terrible thing is Fang Jun's unyielding temper. Who dares to seriously beat him?
Do you want to die?
After applying the wound medicine and changing into a set of clothes, Fang Jun lay on the kang and sighed.
Fang Xuanling walked in with her hands behind her back and waved away the maid in the room. She first looked at the injured area and was relieved when she saw that it was not serious. After all, it was his own seed, how could he not feel distressed?
But after the heartache was over, the anger came back again...
"Tell me, how did you provoke His Majesty again?"
Fang Xuanling is unable to complain about this son. Why do you think you go to tease His Majesty every now and then? That is to say, His Majesty is now getting older and has a much gentler temper. If he had been more decisive when he was young, he would have killed you first in anger and then said something else if he didn't regret it later.
Fang Jun called out to Chong Tianqu: "Father, this time my son really did not provoke His Majesty! Not only did he not provoke him, but his son also stood by him to help him deal with Wei Zheng. Who knows why His Majesty suddenly turned against him?"
Then he repeated the words of his dispute with Wei Zheng.
We are obviously on the side of His Majesty Li Er, why are you still hitting me?
Fang Jun was puzzled and felt that he was more unjust than Dou E...
Fang Xuanling's eyes widened when she heard what Fang Jun said to Wei Zheng. She reached out and slapped Fang Jun on the back of the head, cursing: "You bastard, where did you learn these fallacies?" , confuse the public, confuse people with lies? If I had been there at that time, I could have skinned you! Is luxury reasonable, but thrift is wrong? Bah! I think you are deceived by lard, and you think you have some ability. You don’t care about the people of the world and the sages and sages, right? It’s simply ridiculous!”
Fang Jun covered the back of his head and asked dissatisfiedly: "Okay, father, come and tell me, what is wrong with what I said? Where is the absurdity? My spending money constitutes the circulation of wealth, so that In this circulation process, everyone benefits, what’s wrong? Is it the right way to hold money tightly so that there is no money in the world?”
Fang Xuanling was choked and speechless.
Just like Wei Zheng, he preconceived that Fang Jun's theory was fallacious, but it was difficult to refute it for a while. It's obviously wrong, but I can't prove it to myself. This kind of depression is really uncomfortable!
Fang Jun said proudly: "You can't refute it, right? Hum, Wei Zheng is still not angry. When it comes to financial wealth, how can he remember to have sex with me?"
Wei Zheng can't refute it, so he can't be as good as you; you can't refute me, so I can't be as good as you?
Fang Xuanling became angry and cursed: "How many bowls of rice have you eaten? You came up with a set of fallacies to fool people. You are not ashamed but are complacent?"
"You don't care how many bowls of rice I have eaten. There is no priority in learning. The master is the teacher! Otherwise, I will give my father a question. If you answer it correctly, I will admit my mistake. If you fail to answer it, you have to admit that my theory is correct. , I wonder if father dares?"
Fang Xuanling was annoyed and slapped Fang Jun on the back of the head again, "I'll beat you to death. How many books have you read, and you dare to ask questions for yourself?"
Ask a hammer question!
It is said that no one knows more about his son than his father. How can I not know the virtues of my son? As soon as he heard Fang Jun's tone, Fang Xuanling knew where this kid must have learned some weird questions and made things difficult for others. If I can't answer it, wouldn't it undermine my dignity as a father?
Don't be fooled!
But before his hand touched Fang Jun's head, an angry voice suddenly sounded from behind him: "If you dare to hit my son, I will fight you to the death!"
Fang Xuanling was so frightened that she couldn't even slap her...
Mrs. Lu appeared at the door, her charming face still frosty and her eyebrows raised. She rushed to Fang Xuanling in a few steps and scolded: "My son said that I will give you a question. It's up to you whether you answer or not." You, why are you beating your son?"
Fang Xuanling said angrily: "Where in the world can I give questions to my son?"
Mr. Lu rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Didn't my son say that there is no priority in learning, and the master is the teacher? Are you afraid that you will be embarrassed if you can't answer the question? I am not as good as my son. If it is spread out, it will be called a joke, haha."
Fang Xuanling said angrily: "Am I not as good as him?"
Staring at Fang Jun, he said: "Come on, let me hear what tricks you are playing and what topics you are talking about."
Fang Jun was secretly amused and said deliberately: "It's better not to give it up, right? My son has recently been studying the connection between mathematics and the economy, and how to use mathematics to accurately express the economic status. After all, my father is not very proficient in mathematics. That Wan I can’t answer it at all…”
Fang Xuanling was furious: "You bastard, are you saying that I don't know how to count?"
Fang Jun sweated profusely: "How can my son dare? It's just..."
"Don't just use your words. Tell me the topic quickly. What is the hook of three strands, four strings and five strings? Do you really think I haven't learned it before?"
"Okay, listen carefully - there are three students who came to Beijing to take the exam. They stayed overnight. There was only one room left in the inn. The three people living together cost thirty cash per night. Each of the three students paid ten cash to make up for it. Thirty cents were given to the shopkeeper. Later, the shopkeeper said that since he was a student taking the exam and it was not easy to go out, he would give a discount of twenty-five cents. He took out five cents and asked the waiter to return them to them. The kid thought that the three of them would share five cents. There was no way to divide the money, so he secretly hid two pennies and gave each of the three students one pennie. In this way, each of the three people took out ten pennies and returned one pennie, so nine pennies were spent, totaling twenty-seven pennies. The child hid two pennies, a total of twenty-nine pennies. So the question is, where did the other penny go?"
Fang Xuanling started stroking his beard calmly, with a calm expression on his face.
When I heard the last word, my eyes suddenly widened and I almost pulled my beard off...
