Fang Jun's first line shocked everyone present, and they were all stunned by the talent of this prince...
Is this a word, a poem, or an article?
Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot...
Everyone was laughing so hard that they were staggering around, and Sun Chengen was also laughing so hard that he was panting.
Fang Jun appreciated everyone's reaction and looked at Sun Chengen teasingly: "Do you still dare to carve a stone imitation monument?"
Sun Chengen laughed loudly: "If you dare, Lord Marquis, you can do it even if you lower your rank!"
Fang Jun also laughed: "I don't dare!"
Just kidding, if this kind of sadistic work were imitated on stone, wouldn't it be the laughingstock of the ages?
The atmosphere became relaxed, a few people laughed and chatted for a while, and there were several butchers from the county. They were all strong and round men, and they were good at killing pigs and sheep. But when they saw this small mountain-like whale, they were so shocked that their jaws almost dropped.
Several people were gesticulating with hand-relieving knives for a long time, all looking confused.
There are no seams and no joints. Where to start?
A few people gathered together and murmured, and finally they were heartbroken. They had never had this experience in handling such a big fish before, and they were all scared when they looked at it. This thing is the overlord of the sea. In the past, they had only heard about it from the old people, but Who has seen it? Any wild beast that is different from the ordinary in some aspect, such as a snake that is particularly long, a fox that has multiple tails, or a fish that is particularly large... it all means that it is spiritual and has been cultivated to a certain level. If you kill it rashly, you will be punished by God. of!
People at this time believed this the most. Who would dare to cut such a big fish into pieces easily?
Fang Jun was still wondering, what were these people muttering about?
After a while, several butchers ran to Sun Chengen and knelt down.
"My lord, please do well and let me go!"
"Yes, Lord County, such a big fish must have a spirit. Even if it dies, it must be buried in a feng shui treasured place and cannot be dismembered!"
"We have a seventy-year-old mother and a three-year-old milk baby at home. You can't let our whole family die..."
Several butchers wiped away tears. In short, they did not dare to cut the whale into pieces.
Fang Jun had a dark look on his face...
He also knew that people in this era were superstitious, but it easily rose to the level of divine punishment and life-threatening danger, which really left him speechless. God, do you have so much free time to do that you just stare at ordinary people like you all day long?
But these guys dare not attack the whale, and Fang Jun has no choice.
The people watching around him gradually became frightened, and the gratitude and shock caused by Fang Junsheng's fish meal dissipated somewhat. After all, it is a matter of life and death. If the scourge really comes, if the Marquis, rich, auspicious, and strong-willed can withstand it, how can they with their muddy legs be able to withstand it?
However, Sun Chengen obviously has much more experience in dealing with such lowly people than Fang Jun.
Sun Chengen's dark face was as gloomy as water. He stared at the several butchers in front of him who were kowtowing and bowing. He said coldly: "How brave! Disobey my order, confuse the people with lies, and incite people's hearts. Are you going to rebel? Come here, Let me capture these suspects and put them in prison. When I return to the county government, they will be tried in court. They will definitely be punished!"
Several butchers almost pissed themselves!
Does this have something to do with the rebels?
Be good!
One of the fat butchers rolled his eyes and said angrily: "The people were confused for a moment and were almost deceived by these bad guys! The county magistrate patrols the hunt on behalf of the sky. He is a figure like a god descending to earth. How can he obey the county magistrate's order? Will he be punished by God?"
After saying that, the man jumped up, his fat body was incredibly agile, and trotted up to the whale. He didn't care about his head and buttocks, waving the knife in his hand to cut it.
The whale skin was cut open with a sharp knife, revealing the thick oil inside. With a little more force, it cut into the snow-white and tender fish meat inside. He was quick with his hands and feet and could cut off a piece of fish in just a few strokes.
Anyone who can stay in the butcher profession for a long time is a slippery person. At this moment, the other people saw this unhesitating traitor and immediately reacted. This Sun County Master is the Heavenly King of Rudong County. If he doesn't listen, there will be many ways to deal with them in the future!
Rather than being afraid of the divine punishment that may or may not come, it is better to consider the punishment in front of you...
"How can you talk? Who has deceived you? It's just nonsense... What the hell, wait for me..."
"Aha, I have never seen such a big fish before, and it requires a lot of knife skills to cut bones and flesh. They are not good at it, let the little people do it!"
The last butcher saw that his comrades in the trench had abandoned him, and he stood up and ran towards the whale: "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding, Mr. Sun County... Xiaomin will cut the fish meat now!"
Looking at some particularly active butchers, Fang Jun spat angrily.
"Those who bully the weak are afraid of the strong, and those who are pleasant to me are easy to bully, right? You need to deal with it!"
"Haha! Lord Marquis, you have lived in the court for a long time and have never dealt with these smooth people in the countryside, so you don't know their temperament. If you put on a smile with them, they will bite their noses and make you very angry. Follow They come here to be arrogant, but they are honest and obedient. They are all uneducated. Some of them can't even write their own names. They just sign documents and put their fingerprints on them! You can't reason with them. You can't explain the law. Not even good! You have to scare them brutally. These guys are not good guys, they have never studied, but they are ghosts!"
Sun Chengen laughed.
Fang Jun was silent.
It is said that the king of hell is easy to deal with, but the devil is difficult to deal with, and these slippery people who live in the market are the most difficult to deal with. You try to reason with them, but they keep messing around. Is it possible that they can seriously chop off their heads?
They can only be aggressive and beat you if you don't obey. Don't talk about the law or not. You can't even write your name. How do you know the law?
When the people saw a few butchers eating hard but not soft, they all laughed and inevitably made fun of them.
Several butchers had never seen a creature like a whale, and there was no way they could break down its bones and flesh. For a while, I was in a hurry, sweating profusely, but progress was slow. After knowing that the fish meat had been decomposed by one-third, I finally figured out the pattern a little bit. I understood that the ordinary knife for removing bones and dividing meat was not suitable, so they borrowed sharp horizontal knives from the soldiers, first cut off the whale's fins, and then cut off a section of the fish's fins. The division of a section.
The golden sunset shines slantingly on the sea, casting thousands of golden scales, which are gorgeous and dazzling.
Until evening, a third of the whale remains undivided.
Fang Jun ordered people to gather firewood and built a simple stove. He also took an iron drill to skewer the whale meat, sprinkled it with various seasonings, and ordered the cook on the warship to grill the fish. I took out several jars of Fangfu wine from the cabin and had a barbecue party.
It’s true that “it’s so big that it needs two barbecue grills”…
The flames licked the skewered fish, and the grease dripped on the bonfire, making a "stinging" sound, and bursts of meaty aroma wafted away. The people who were still waiting to share the meat stood there all day long. They couldn't help but swallow when they smelled the aroma of the meat. They looked enviously at the officials gathered around the bonfire, eating meat and drinking wine.
The fear caused by "God's punishment" has long been driven away by hunger. In the face of hunger, all worries are worth mentioning. Filling your stomach and surviving is the most important thing...
The slightly marinated and barbecued whale meat was indeed delicious, no less delicious than beef and mutton. Fang Jun and the others feasted on it, drinking heavily and eating meat. It was quite a bit like the debauchery of the mountains and forests. They only needed a large scale to share the gold. You can take over the mountain and become the king...
Fang Jun even called the rotten scholar over and forced him to eat whale meat with a knife. At first, the old man refused to obey. Liu Renyuan and Xue Rengui forced his mouth open and stuffed a mouthful of whale meat into it. With a look of grief and anger on his face, the old guy swallowed the whale meat and shamelessly fell down again. A bowl of wine…
Fang Jun and others pointed at the old scholar and laughed, did they really become a bitch? The son also has to erect an archway. Regardless of ancient and modern times, Chinese and foreign scholars are particularly fond of this virtue! Not only is he shameless, but he is also thick-skinned. You can laugh as much as you want, and I will eat my fill!
At this time, an old fishing boat parked on the beach. Two fishermen, father and son, dropped the anchor. They looked at the lively scene on the beach with confusion at first, but later each carried a lot of silk fish from the cabin. The scratching thing waded ashore through the water. 7489
