Changsun Chong was attracted by a series of screams.
Having just resigned from the position of Zongzheng Shaoqing, he is quite uncomfortable with his current status as the chief historian of the "Shenji Camp".
Zongzheng Shaoqing is the deputy of Zongzheng Temple. Zongzhengqing, who is already over seventy years old, basically does nothing. Therefore, Changsun Chong is responsible for all trivial matters such as managing the genealogy of the royal family, clans, relatives, and guarding the royal mausoleums. And because of the Taoism of the Tang Dynasty, It is the state religion, so Zongzheng Temple also manages Taoists and monks, which is also under his control...
The authority of Shaoqing Zongzheng is indeed not small, but it is all trivial matters, and every matter concerns the emperor's relatives. If he handles it improperly, it will cause trouble. Changsun Chong has long been fed up with it. Moreover, he is just a foreign relative. No matter how well he does his job, he will not be able to become the official of the Zongzheng Temple. How could the Li Tang royal family let a person with a foreign surname be in charge of the Zong Temple?
The position of chief historian of the "Shenji Camp" is also very powerful. In addition to being in charge of judging the salaries of the Cao Cao, the Five Prefectures, and the Foreign Prefectures, the number of soldiers and legions, the number of equipment, chariots, and horses are all within the scope of his authority. within.
It can be said that in the entire "Shenji Camp", he is inferior to Fang Jun alone and superior to the other two thousand people!
This is no longer a high-profile official like Zongzheng Shaoqing, who dares to make trouble with you regardless of reason or reason. He nods and bows and smiles in front of a bunch of relatives of the emperor. "Shenji Camp" is an army, and as an army, we must abide by military laws. There is a strict hierarchy of superiority and inferiority, which must not be easily surpassed. Military laws are like a mountain, who dares to mess around?
It's just that it's not too ideal, that is, under the hands of this bastard Fang Jun...
When he thought of Fang Jun's "Ai Lian Shuo" written at the Zhongnan Mountain banquet that day, Changsun Chong wanted to draw his sword and kill this guy! There were quite a lot of people at the banquet that day, so word of this incident spread, making Chang Sun Chong feel shameless!
Is there anything more embarrassing than having someone express love to your wife in front of her?
Although Changsun Chong also believed that Fang Jun had just made an unintentional mistake, the bad consequences had already been caused. Could it be settled with just an unintentional mistake?
But no matter how angry he was, Changsun Chong had to force himself to calm down. Fighting is the childish behavior of a child. A gentleman's revenge is never too late in ten years!
Changsun Chong buried the old and new grudges in his heart, allowing them to take root, sprout, and thrive...
Just after he finished calculating next month's budget expenses, Changsun Chong was attracted by a strange scream. When I walked out of the barracks, I was shocked by what I saw.
I saw a large row of wooden barrels steaming with steam. The soldiers quickly took off their clothes and armor, even leaving a pair of shorts on and jumped naked into the barrels. Suddenly, various strange sounds and screams were heard, which made Changsun Chong very puzzled.
Is the water very hot?
However, when he saw the naked soldiers one by one, Changsun Chong's face suddenly darkened and he scolded: "This is unreasonable, how is this unbecoming?"
The water is very hot and the medicinal materials are abundant. The medicinal materials for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis are always a bit irritating. Those with wounds on the body are unlucky. While being disinfected, the salt water and medicinal materials inside attack together, making the people in the barrel ecstasy.
And when these irritating ingredients sting into important parts, the painful and numb feeling can make people go to heaven...
It would be weird if he didn’t scream!
But when he drank, the soldiers soaked in the barrel looked at each other and could only force themselves to keep their mouths shut, not knowing what to do.
This man is not only the chief minister, but also His Majesty’s favorite prince-in-law, and the eldest son of Zhao Guogong’s eldest son, Sun Wuji. With this status, who dares not listen to what he says?
Fang Jun was holding a stick and pacing in front of the barrel. When he saw this, he cursed: "Is it bullshit for me to say what I said? Who dares to come out before the time? I'll beat him to death!"
Changsun Chong almost died of anger when he heard this!
If you are not farting, then what I am saying is farting?
Taking a deep breath, Changsun Chong suppressed his anger, raised his hands and smiled at Fang Jun: "My lord, this kind of military training method has never been heard of by lower officials, so I can't understand it. I hope your lord can clear up my confusion!" He said to Fang Jun's messy way of training soldiers. It's completely unacceptable, but I don't think Fang Jun would dare to mess with this army, which His Majesty has high hopes for.
Watching Chang Sun Chong's handsome face turn from angry to smiling in an instant, Fang Jun was secretly vigilant. This person was not as gentle and gentle as he looked, but had a capricious personality. You must be careful, otherwise you might not be able to predict anything. I got tricked if I wasn't paying attention...
Without revealing the suspicion in his heart, Fang Jun laughed and said: "Changsun Changshi doesn't know something. This special training invented by me can be described as cruel and unbearable. It is a kind of sublimation of the spirit and body. It can turn decay into something." With miraculous power, only the toughest, best, and strongest men in the crowd can persevere. And once those who persevere can be called the King of Soldiers in the army! They will not panic when attacked, know that they will die, and be fearless. Fight to the death! They will be killing machines, invincible and killing people on the battlefield. They only pursue victory! As long as they persevere, even if they are no longer in the army, they will still be the best among the best, and the men among men! In time, , they are the ace cards of the Tang army, His Majesty’s weapon to expand the territory! In fact, in my opinion, Changsun Changshi is a civil servant, but his physical strength and energy are no less than those of these warriors. If we can follow a certain method After training, you will definitely become stronger and more heroic!"
Fang Jun's eyes were bright, and he kept bewitching Changsun Chong.
He just couldn't stand the look of this guy with his thin skin and tender flesh. He was obviously not short in stature, but his face was pale and his steps were sloppy. Could it be that he was squeezed dry by Princess Changle?
Hiss... Princess Changle looks like a gentle and calm lady from a famous family. She is slim, beautiful and frail, but she doesn't have the potential to be a woman...
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Changsun Chong suddenly blushed like blood, stared at Fang Jun angrily, then waved his hand and walked away.
Fang Jun was confused...
"Is this man sick?"
Fang Jun was confused. He didn't know which sentence he said correctly. This eldest son Chong was too difficult to serve...
Liu Rengui jumped out of the barrel naked, yelling "woo hoo hoo", and ran straight to the Qujiang River not far away. When he reached the shore, he stretched his legs and jumped into the river with a "pop" , plunged all the way out, flipped over in the water and swam back. After landing, he quickly ran into the kitchen, and then there was another strange cry: "Onion pancake!" and then there was no more sound.
"Suck, suck, suck!" There was a sound of slurping all around Fang Jun. When he saw all the soldiers looking at him with pleading eyes, they looked like stray puppies that were about to faint from hunger...
Fang Jun could only wave his hand: "If you just think you have enough time, just go to the river and take a bath, and then have dinner!"
"Ouch——"
A burst of cheers reminded me that dozens of people rushed out of the barrels at the same time and rushed to the river. Then the second wave couldn't wait to strip off their clothes and jump into the barrels. Each barrel was crowded with people, lest they wouldn't get their turn this time. We have to wait until next time, filling the wooden barrels to the brim, and anxiously estimating the time, so as not to be eaten up by those damned ones just now...
Fang Jun was a little dumbfounded. The large group of dozens of people who had just come out were all naked. It was so dirty for you to do this...
A group of soldiers in the distance arrived belatedly.
"Shenji Camp" was divided into three battalions: left, right and middle by Fang Jun. He personally controlled the middle camp. The right battalion was led by Liu Rengui, which was tacitly approved by His Majesty. The left battalion was led by Zhou Daowu, who was appointed by His Majesty, just like Chang Sun Chong. It can be regarded as a balanced way to curb the dominance of Fang Jun's family.
Fang Jun can accept this.
You have to pay attention to balance wherever you go. If Fang Jun really covers the sky with one hand, it may not be a good thing. At least His Majesty Li Er will feel uncomfortable...
But if you get an eldest grandson to rush in first, we will tolerate it. Why do you need to get Zhou Daowu to disgust us?
That's right, this week's Taoist priest is the princess consort of Linchuan who was beaten by Fang Jun in the palace during the Chinese New Year...
Now it is Zuoying led by Zhou Daowu who is belatedly arriving.
Fang Jun looked at the hourglass next to him. It was already past the prescribed time. According to regulations, Zuo Ying had no food to eat tonight.
Fang Jun was not going to be accommodating on this point.
Since it is a rule, you must abide by it. If you want to disobey the rules, then don't play.
In the three-acre area of "Shenji Camp", Fang Jun really didn't want to target anyone. If you are late, don't have dinner. This is true for the left camp, the right camp, and the middle camp that he personally controls. If there is no fair competition mechanism, how can this team meet the standards in Fang Jun's mind?
Zhou Daowu's hair was messy, his armor had long been taken off, and he was wrapped up by a soldier behind him. The heavy-duty marching tent was thrown away or in the hands of some soldier, so he just walked back with his arms open and panting.
Fang Jun's dark face darkened...
