Someone said in the book review area that I should make fifty updates in three days. You can kill me... Σ(°△°|||)︴
To this friend, I just want to say one thing - I can't do it! ~! ~
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Playing with beauties in your spare time is good for your physical and mental health...
Anyway, that's what Fang Jun thought.
I don't know why, but this stunning beauty in front of me always feels like Ruoyouruowu is vaguely and inexplicably hostile to me.
Fang Jun stretched out his hand to signal the two women to sit down, and the maid brought up the tea cup that had just been removed and made two more cups of fragrant tea.
Fine charcoal is burning in the copper stove, exuding warm and fragrant heat. The hot tea is clear and light green, and the fragrance of tea lingers... Miss Mingyue, the master and the servant, sit quietly on the couch covered with thick felt blankets. They were shy before. The coldness in his body gradually dissipated.
Miss Mingyue untied the fox fur scarf around her neck and handed it to the little maid beside her.
The three of them sat across from each other, silently talking to each other for a moment, but fell into an inexplicably harmonious atmosphere. It seemed that if someone talked too much at this time, it would break this delicate and natural balance.
Of course, the most difficult thing in the world is the word "balance", and the only one who can break this beautiful balance is Fang Jun, a guy who is a big disgrace...
"Ahem!" Fang Jun coughed slightly, causing the two beauties across from him to look at him in displeasure, quite baffled.
"Fang is an honest person. He is not as hypocritical and worldly as Miss Mingyue. Please forgive me... Miss comes to my humble residence. If you have any advice, please speak frankly. I am open-minded. I am sorry for the inappropriateness of the girl's words. I won’t get to know you in the same way…”
Fang Jun said with a smile.
Miss Mingyue almost laughed out loud, wanting to scold you for being so hypocritical and sophisticated! Are you talking like that again? Are there such weird people in the world? You really live a long life and see a lot...
The little maid's eyes widened even more, and she stared at Fang Jun in disbelief, as if a flower had grown on Fang Jun's face.
Miss Mingyue was lucky, and when she remembered the purpose of her trip, she didn't dare to take any detours, for fear that if this person continued to be "sincere", wouldn't she be humiliating herself?
He sat upright and said frankly: "That's the case, then the slave family can speak frankly. The reason for visiting this time is because the Oiran Conference on the night of the Yuan Dynasty is about to come, and I want to ask Erlang to write a poem for the slave family, which can help the slave family. Win the first prize.”
He's asking for words again... In this way, wouldn't he become a literary giant?
Even if the poems of Immortals, Holy Poems, Buddhas, Poems and Ghosts had not yet been born at this time, the Tang Dynasty was the best in the world with its Five Words and Seven Words, so it would not be like having only two swords left, right?
Besides, no matter how many poems and songs I remember, it is still limited. It is absolutely impossible to write a hundred poems about drinking wine. Limited resources must of course be used in serious ways. We don’t have any professional discrimination, but you come here to ask for words in such a big way. Do you know me well? Or do you think you are handsome?
Uh... he looks really handsome...
Fang Jun picked up the tea cup, took a sip of tea, and determined to carry out the "teasing" to the end. He pretended to be difficult and said: "You are really... you are so direct when I ask you to order directly. You have to be careful no matter what you do. The art of conversation, right? At least you have to be tactful, and if I refuse, try not to hurt each other's feelings as much as possible, right? Going into battle shirtless with such a straightforward talk about real swords and guns, there is no room for change. ,This is not good……"
As he spoke, he sighed again and again, with a rather disappointed look on his face.
Miss Mingyue has really seen something today!
There is absolutely no lower limit to the thickness of this person's skin!
Taking a deep breath and suppressing the anger in her heart, Miss Mingyue smiled sweetly, her eyes moving: "Please show mercy to Erlang."
As she spoke, she gently bit her pink lips, her beautiful eyes were forlorn, and she looked so fragrant and fragrant, so soft and lovely that I felt pity for her.
Fang Jun's heart skipped a beat...
This woman is truly a naturally charming woman, a beauty in the world, with a charm that confuses people with every look and smile. It may be a bit exaggerated to say that she confuses all living beings, but when you think about it, it's not much different.
Suppressing his momentary gaffe, Fang Jun chuckled and looked up and down Miss Mingyue's delicate body with unscrupulous eyes: "A certain person is a rough man who only knows four words: fair business and fair dealing."
The little maid on the side stared, puffed her lips, and wanted to say something: It's clearly eight words!
Naturally, Miss Mingyue didn't go back to dwell on these things. Her face paled when she heard this, and she asked softly: "Mingyue is vulgar and needs a lesson... But I won't tell lies in front of the real person. The slave's purpose of coming has been made clear. Please ask Erlang to make a condition." "
As expected of a well-established brothel, her ability to control men's emotions is naturally unparalleled.
It's just that she has outstanding talents, and she became famous as soon as she entered the world. She is always associated with scholars and powerful people, and she emphasizes elegance and refinement. Have you ever seen such a philistine face?
It’s very embarrassing!
"good!"
Fang Jun praised: "I like how you are so...direct! Since the girl has been honest with Fang without reservation, how can Fang be secretive and shrink from the battle? As the saying goes, if you want to get something in return, you have to Pay the price, you know what?"
There was another burst of laughter, and his eyes lingered on Miss Mingyue, with an extremely vulgar expression...
These straightforward and obscene words immediately made the master and servant opposite him blush.
The little maid was ashamed. After all, she was still young, and the people her daughter came into contact with were all polite people. At least they looked polite. How many times had she heard such dirty words that were equivalent to those of market hooligans?
As for Miss Mingyue, she is so ashamed and angry!
What is a Qingguoren?
That is a prostitute who only talks about ideals and life with you. She can play the piano and chess with you, but she has never slept with a guest. Although he has gone through a lot of training in bed, he has not really gone into battle yet.
What about being unreserved and frank, and what about being secretive and shrinking from battle... Such a simple hint is definitely the first time for an elegant and elegant man to hear it, and it makes Miss Mingyue's beautiful face look so dazzling with embarrassment. peaches and plums!
What was most difficult for her to accept was Fang Jun's unabashed contempt for her.
The most unbearable thing for a beautiful woman is the contempt, contempt, and even disregard of this kind of red fruit!
It hurts my self-esteem so much...
Do you have to dedicate your first night to get a sentence of unknown quality?
Absolutely impossible!
Don't say a word, even if she puts gold and silver mountains, phoenix crowns and harems in front of her eyes, Dong Mingyue will not be tempted at all!
Do you really think that you are a prostitute who can do anything you want?
Miss Mingyue bit her silver teeth, stood up suddenly, stared at Fang Jun, and said word by word: "Don't you think Erlang's filthy words are too much? Ping'er, let's go!"
As he spoke, Liu swayed his waist slightly, raised his lotus steps slightly, ignored Fang Jun, and walked towards the door.
The little maid hurriedly stood up and followed her. She glanced at Fang Jun with resentment, as if she resented this guy for shattering her beautiful image of a "fashionable poet" in her heart...
Fang Jun was slightly surprised, he didn't expect this girl to be so strong.
It's quite rare...
But it didn't stop him.
He just said faintly: "The jade conch blows the vertebrae, the bronze drum strikes the tattoo with a thousand blows... If what I expected is correct, there is a bird tattoo on the girl's neck, right?"
Miss Mingyue, who was walking out angrily, became confused when she heard this and almost tripped herself!
My heart was beating wildly: This man’s eyes were so good that he actually saw the tattoo on his neck?
Of course, the scariest thing is not seeing my own tattoo, but these two poems!
The jade conch blows, the vertebrae are raised, the bronze drum strikes a thousand blows, and the tattoo dances...
How could this man say these two lines of poetry? Could it be...
Miss Mingyue was shocked and confused, but she didn't dare to delay at all. She quickly walked out of the door and jumped into the carriage. After the little maid got on the carriage with a strange look on her face, she ordered the coachman to set off.
The little maid was very dissatisfied and pouted and said: "This Fang Erlang is really too much. Don't you even want to give the girl away?"
Miss Mingyue didn't care about Fang Jun's rudeness, but her heart was beating wildly - what did he see? What do you know?
Fang Jun sat in the room, unable to even move.
Holding the tea cup, he narrowed his eyes slightly, which was his habitual action when he encountered doubts and thought.
With a sudden glance, he saw a tattoo on the Mingyue girl's neck.
It's not that the tattoo itself is magical, but... Fang Jun had a girlfriend in college in his previous life, and coincidentally, that girlfriend also had such an almost identical tattoo. Whenever the two of them rub each other's ears and temples together, Fang Jun likes to gently lick the tattoo, and his girlfriend also enjoys that level of tenderness...
It is said that the tattoo is a long-standing local custom in her hometown.
Could this Mingyue girl be from the same place as his ex-girlfriend?
Fang Jun was sipping a cup of tea, that was really interesting...
