"Ahem, cough, cough, you...who did you listen to?"
In a private room of a high-end and elegant teahouse, Ouyang Yi almost choked on his Longjing tea. He coughed twice and looked at Gu Yu and Jiang Defu with his eyes wide open.
As entrusted by An Jie, today Gu Yu took the two brothers to a teahouse to chat.
Jiang Defu has a straightforward personality. After the waiter left, he told Ouyang Yi about his online dating.
"If you don't want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself," Jiang Defu said leisurely.
"Don't listen to her nonsense!"
Ouyang Yi felt a little angry. After all, there was a junior like Gu Yu here, which was damaging his glorious image.
"I have never even seen this long night face, what am I doing? I don't even know whether he is a boy or a girl, or how old he is!"
Ouyang Yi hurriedly said, all he needed to do was curse and swear to prove his innocence.
"Uncle, your age is easy to say. Anyway, you are at this age, so there is a high probability that you will not suffer.
But you still need to figure out whether you are a man or a woman, so that you don’t end up having problems with your preferences in your life. "
Gu Yu sat at the bottom, helped Ouyang Yi fill up the tea, and said with a sincere expression.
"Men and women do have to... No, Xiaoyu, don't talk nonsense, that's not the case.
This Long Night is not my online dating partner at all. We met on a literary forum and then added QQ.
They are just netizens with similar interests and hobbies who can chat easily. "Ouyang Yi explained anxiously.
"Well, this long night is not it, then who is your online dating partner?" Gu Yu nodded after hearing this, and immediately continued to ask.
"My online dating partner is... No, I don't have an online dating partner, and I don't have any online dating partner at all.
Xiaoyu, your dad doesn’t understand, don’t you know? qq, it must be useful to you too,
Just adding a friend online and chatting means falling in love? This is all nonsense and suspicion from your aunt. Ouyang Yi stood up hurriedly and said to Gu Yu.
"Uncle, sit down, I am joking with you, and I am also deceiving you.
Judging from your performance, I think there is a 70% probability that you have been misunderstood. Gu Yu smiled and helped Ouyang Yi sit down.
"How come it's only 70%? Everything I said is true! I guarantee it with my personality!" Ouyang Yi looked directly at Gu Yu and Jiang Defu with a serious expression.
"You can't use your personality as a guarantee now. We are doubting your personality now."
Jiang Defu said with a serious expression while fanning himself,
Speaking of paper fans, it was Jiang Defu who saw Ouyang Yi holding one in his hand and asked Gu Yu to give him the whole one.
When the reform and opening up just started, Gu Yu also seized the opportunity to collect a lot of antique calligraphy and paintings at suitable prices.
He also collected paper fans from famous painters such as Qi Baishi, Xu Beihong, and Zhang Daqian, so he gave one to Jiang Defu.
Above is an ink bamboo painting by Mr. Zhang Daqian, as well as his inscription and seal.
Of course, I didn’t tell the truth to Jiang Defu, I just said that it was relatively expensive and worthy of his status.
Jiang Defu knew Gu Yu's worth and knew that this paper fan should not be ordinary and he would cherish it.
Even most of the retired army cadres who hung out with him could not recognize the true origin of this paper fan.
"I...can I use my life as a guarantee?" Ouyang Yi was so anxious that he stuttered.
"If I had any other unclean relationship with this long night and I went out to take a car, I would have been hit by a car!" Ouyang Yi swore again.
"Uncle, I don't dare to say that." Gu Yu waved his hand with a sincere expression.
Ouyang Yi thought Gu Yu cared about him, and was a little touched.
"That's right, we will be making the same car when we go out later."
Jiang Defu took the words, and Gu Yu nodded in agreement.
"You...you guys!"
Seeing the offensive and defensive alliance, the father and son working together in embarrassment, Ouyang Yi was so angry that he could not speak.
The one that just surged in my heart
If you are touched, treat it like feeding a dog.
Of course, all joking aside, Jiang Defu and Gu Yu also noticed that this matter was probably a misunderstanding.
It's because of the lack of communication between Ouyang Yi and An Xin, and because they care more about each other as they get older.
Looking at the father and son who were laughing, Ouyang Yi also understood that the father and son were making fun of themselves.
"Oh, I finally figured it out. You are the helpers An Xin hired to do ideological work for me.
No wonder she keeps comparing me to you recently, and I am worthless in comparison. "Ouyang Yi looked at Jiang Defu with some dissatisfaction.
"That's her fault. How can you be useless? People always have some merits."
Jiang Defu was proud in his heart, but he had to put on a show on his face, but he couldn't keep the pride on his lips, and he spoke like a veteran cadre.
"Really? A little advantage, that's great. Let me ask your Excellency, what is my advantage?"
Ouyang Yi sneered and asked dissatisfied with Jiang Defu's nonsense. He picked up the paper fan and fanned himself to calm down.
"What is it? Let me think about it carefully. Your sudden question really stumped me."
Jiang Defu was joking, but he didn't know how to answer.
"No more chatting!" Ouyang Yi was about to leave angrily. After drinking this tea, he understood that the two of them were messing with him together.
"Uncle, don't worry, my dad is old, please let him think about it again.
Let me help him with a few points first. You are knowledgeable and talented. You graduated from Tsinghua University and studied in an Ivy League school.
This experience is still the dream of countless young people. "
Gu Yu saw that Ouyang Yi was really unhappy and hurt his self-esteem, so he quickly coaxed him down, old kid, old kid, give him a big stick and a sweet date.
"Hehe, it's true, Xiaoyu, please say a few more points." Ouyang Yi left in no hurry and leaned back on the chair with a complacent expression.
"That's too much. Just take the recent past. You are good at accepting new things and keeping up with the trends of the times.
At your age, you can still use your computer to trade stocks, surf the Internet and chat, which is better than at least 99% of the elderly in the country. "
Gu Yu gave Ouyang Yi a thumbs up with a look of admiration on his face, which made Ouyang Yi so happy that his fanning movements were a bit intoxicating.
"Yes, and you are very well dressed. At least you are better than me.
Especially your top hat, you still look very elegant when wearing it. "
Seeing that the matter had been discussed clearly, Jiang Defu turned his attention to the hat again.
"I dress better than you. Is this an advantage?"
Ouyang Yi, who was in high spirits after being praised by Gu Yu, became a little unhappy when he heard Jiang Defu's words and snorted to show his dissatisfaction.
"At least it's not a shortcoming, right?" Jiang Defu replied.
"Hey, let me wear this top hat and see how it looks on me." Jiang Defu still stretched out his hand towards Ouyang Yi's hat.
After putting it on your head,