"No, no, no, I don't know you, I don't know you, Huang Shang, how could I possibly know you, haha..."
After hearing Huang Shang's words, Deadpool waved his hands repeatedly, but his face froze the next moment: "Oops, did I say your name?"
"You really know me!"
Seeing that Deadpool even called out his name, Huang Shang's eyes became more solemn.
Even if Deadpool in the Marvel world could break the fourth wall, it would be impossible to know his name!
There's something wrong with this Deadpool!
"So what if I know you, so what if I don't know you. If you have the ability, kill me..."
"Or maybe you're not a mage, why don't you try to read my mind directly to get the answer you want..."
Perhaps because of his immortality, Deadpool simply acted like a scoundrel at this moment, then lay on the cart used to place corpses in the morgue, and said nonchalantly: "Come on, don't pity me... …”
"Read your thoughts? Ha, I don't want to be contaminated by your thoughts."
Looking at Deadpool's fearless look, Huang Shang sneered.
No matter who he reads, he will not read Deadpool's mind. You must know that in Marvel comics, no one who reads Deadpool's mind has a good ending. Just like Professor X, he once did this. However, this being known as the "most powerful brain" became brain-dead because he read Deadpool's mind. This shows how terrifying this guy's mind is.
Although Huang Shang believed that his current mental strength was strong enough, he would never do such a stupid thing.
So the next moment, a cold light flashed in his eyes: "I know you are not afraid of death, or to be precise, you will not die, but this does not mean that your friends will not... That's right, your little spider It is true that he is not born now, but your other friend Logan is alive and well."
At this point, Huang Shang's smile became cold and cruel: "And his so-called immortal body is far less incomprehensible than you!"
"Asshole, if you have something to do with me, why would you touch my beloved?"
"Do you know how hard he works? Although the Smile Coffee he made tastes like shit, at least it helped a lot of people..."
Hearing that Huang Shang was going to touch Wolverine, Deadpool was furious. He sat up suddenly and stared at Huang Shang. Then he sighed helplessly and said: "Okay, you win, tell me. What do you want me to do...My bottom line is, if you want me to beep beep beep for you, then you must at least wash it off first..."
"..."
After hearing the words of Deadpool, Huang Chang was speechless: "Get away your dirty thoughts, and what is the beep beep, do you actually eliminate your own voice?"
"I can't help it. My copyright belongs to Mickey Mouse now. He talks about family fun. If he talks too straightforwardly, he will be blocked. I have finally made two popular independent films. You don't want to miss the third one, right? "
Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "What's more, you don't understand the truth of this world at all... I almost got 404 when I took out my crotch before, but now it's better to avoid the limelight. Forget it, you don't understand either. .”
"This guy's head is really abnormal..."
Listening to Deadpool's "nonsense", Huang Shang got more and more headache. Then he took a deep breath and asked the question he cared about most: "Tell me, why do you know me!"
"Because you are the protagonist, how could I, a walk-on, not know the protagonist..."
Deadpool was still a little nervous, but then Huang Shang got the answer from his mouth: "Forget it, use words you can understand, you and I are from the same world... Damn it, you don't know You were so handsome when you were making trouble in Gotham, I almost asked you for an autograph, but I was in a hurry to come here for vacation, so I ran away first."
Speaking of this, Deadpool suddenly asked curiously: "By the way, how is my dear little Spider? Let me tell you, Dutch's version of Spider-Man is my favorite, he is chatty and fun... The same cannot be said for Garfield, he is too handsome and can easily steal my spotlight..."
"You come from the same world as me? You also traveled through time!"
Although almost nine of Deadpool's ten sentences were nonsense, Huang Shang still grasped the key point, with a gleam in his eyes: "How did you do that!"
If what Deadpool said is true, then he completed the time travel during the Battle of Gotham. But at that time, even Huang Shang himself couldn't do time travel, but how did Deadpool do it?
"Because I can break the fourth wall..."
Deadpool said matter-of-factly: "Things like traveling through time and space are nothing to me, Mr. Deadpool. I can even go to the Marvel editorial department!"
Speaking of this, Deadpool said angrily: "Damn it, do you think I should go to Mickey Mouse and let them get my copyright back to Marvel? I watched the videos made by netizens on the Internet. , it's a pity that I'm not in the Avengers... Speaking of which, Thanos and I are old acquaintances. He even lost to me when he snatched women. If I were in the Avengers, he would definitely not dare to snap his fingers..."
"You can travel through time?"
Of course Huang Shang knew what Deadpool was referring to by his relationship with Thanos. In the comic plot, Deadpool once competed with Thanos for the favor of 'Death', and Thanos lost, so Thanos gave Deadpool a hand. The curse of immortality, otherwise once Deadpool dies, he can return to death and live with death.
In addition, in order to please "Death", Thanos also specially collected infinite gems to snap his fingers and wipe out life, instead of for the sustainable development of life in the universe like in the movie...
But Huang Shang didn't care about this nonsense at the moment. What he cared about was Deadpool's ability to travel through time and space. Then he took a deep breath and said in a deep voice, "If you can travel through time and space, then can you take me out of this world?" To find my companions?"
Although it is said that if we can get the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, we can reactivate the World Tree, complete the time travel, and find the lost Yurou and others, it will take some time after all, and the longer the delay, the more difficult it will be for Yurou and others. It's dangerous, so if we can use Deadpool's power to travel through time and space, it would be the best thing.
You must know that Yurou and the others, like him, were also overdrawn by the power of time in the previous battle, which means that they will also be in a weak state for a certain period of time. Although they are not as miserable as him, they will definitely be the same. very dangerous!
So he must find Yurou and the others as soon as possible!
"Oh? It turns out you have something to ask of me..."
Deadpool pressed his nose and said, "You can help me if you want, but before that, you have to do something for me!"
Having said this, Deadpool grinned and said, "Otherwise, even if you tied Logan to the bed and asked a dozen black men to beep, beep, beep, I would not agree to your promise..."
"after all……"
"Uncle Deadpool, never compromise..."
PS: After working overtime, here is the first update. It broke out today and there are three more updates.
PS2: Don’t look at Deadpool’s madness, he is the most sane person alive. Also, Smile Coffee is a coffee brand created by Hugh Jackman in the real world, and part of the profits are used to help students in poor areas.
