3481 Why are you here?

Style: Science Author: Not a cold paradiseWords: 2253Update Time: 24/01/11 15:41:28
"..."

Looking at the bright smile belonging to Hugh Jackman on the tattered underwear, Huang Shang was suddenly speechless.

He knows that Deadpool and Wolverine are good gay friends, but tattooing each other's faces on their underwear is a bit too gay...

There's something wrong with this guy!

"Don't look at me with such weird eyes. Although I surrender, I will not sell myself."

Seeing Huang Shang's weird eyes, Deadpool couldn't help but start talking. At the same time, he glanced at the drug money and said, "Unless... you give him enough money."

"Shut up!"

Looking at the chattering Deadpool, Huang Shang impatiently waved a magic whip and directly tied Deadpool's mouth, leaving Rang unable to hesitate for a while.

"Um?"

But at this moment, a faint sense of crisis suddenly emerged from Huang Shang's heart. His pupils shrank, and when he looked carefully, he saw that although Deadpool seemed to be surrendering to him, in fact, there were strips of black venom extending from his back. Tentacles, these tentacles are wrapped around some arms and even bombs in the room.

This is the largest drug den in the Big Apple City. It not only contains a large amount of poisonous drugs, but also a large amount of arms and even explosives. The power of these explosives is enough to send the entire underground base and the nightclub above directly to the sky!

At this moment, the madman Deadpool obviously wants to detonate all the explosives here to escape.

Anyway, he has an immortal body, let alone this explosive, even a nuclear bomb can't kill him.

As for whether the Venom in his body would die in the explosion because he was afraid of the flames... He didn't even care about his own life or death. What does Venom's life and death have to do with his uncle Deadpool?

"Hahaha, I forced Mr. Deadpool to even take off his underwear, now I'll give you a big firework!"

The next moment, with Deadpool laughing, all the explosives were detonated by him.

Boom!

In an instant, a violent explosion occurred, and terrifying shock waves and flames filled the entire underground base, burning everything to the ground. It also destroyed the nightclub above and turned it into raging flames. Those who were indulged in the feasting and feasting just a moment ago Many men and women were also buried in the sea of ​​​​fire, and everything seemed like hell.

"What a madman..."

Outside the fire scene, Huang Shang shook his head speechlessly as he looked at the nightclub swallowed by the flames.

With his ability, an explosion of this magnitude could not threaten him at all. Almost as soon as Deadpool detonated the explosives, he had already exited the basement. As for the aftermath of the subsequent explosion, it would naturally not be able to break through. He originated from "Weishan" The protective spells in the "Book of the Emperor".

Deadpool is indeed Deadpool. With his immortal body and funny brain, no one knows what crazy thing this guy will do next.

But then, he shifted his gaze to a mutilated 'charred corpse' in the fire scene, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

This guy is still too naive. Do you really think you can get rid of yourself with this method?

Then, Huang Shang shook his head, moved and disappeared.



"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..."

I don’t know how long it took, but in the morgue of the Big Apple City, one of the nearly a hundred charred corpses suddenly sat up and started yelling.

This charred corpse was none other than the Deadpool who had detonated the explosives in an attempt to trick Huang Shang.

This guy possesses almost absolute immortality. Those violent explosions can only make him 'sleep' for a period of time at most, and it won't take long for him to fully recover.

But the pain caused by the explosion and flames is unavoidable.

Perhaps it was the pain of enduring countless deaths, coupled with the ability to break the fourth wall and see clearly the authenticity of the world, that made the originally normal Deadpool become so crazy.

"Fuck, now it's okay, I can go directly to the Halloween party to cosplay

Even Freddie doesn’t need to put on makeup. "

Looking at his charred body and suffering astonishing pain, Deadpool was still able to laugh: "That guy is also very popular and has produced more movie series than me. Cose

He might be good too. "

But the next moment, his smile froze, because a faint voice sounded from not far behind him: "No, compared with Freddy, you are still one step behind, and he is shorter than you..."

"Damn, why are you here!"

Hearing this familiar voice, Deadpool was startled. He turned around and saw a young man wearing forensic medical clothes and a mask standing behind him, holding a sharp knife in his hand. scalpel.

"As a medical examiner, it is my duty to conduct autopsies."

Huang Shang glanced at Deadpool lightly and said, "Tell me, where did the venom in your body come from, and why do you know Peter Parker... This is unreasonable."

According to the timeline of this Marvel world, Deadpool may exist in this era, but there is definitely no Spider-Man. If this is the case, how does Deadpool know Spider-Man's name?

Even if you can break the fourth wall, you can't predict the future, right?

Because of this, Huang Shang was very curious about Deadpool's origins and abilities, so after the nightclub explosion, he returned to his residence, then returned to his original appearance, and dealt with these 'victims' according to his duties Corpses.

In this way, Deadpool naturally fell into his hands.

"Don't you also know about Little Spider..."

Deadpool curled his lips and didn't seem to care too much about Huang Shang's threat to him; "As for reasonableness... let me think about it, how about... I use quantum mechanics to explain it to you?"

"Indecision, Quantum Mechanics."

"Can't explain, traveling through time and space."

Hearing Deadpool's words, Huang Shang suddenly thought of the sentence commonly used by American comic fans, and then a cold light flashed in his eyes: "Either you have traveled from the future, or you are not from this world!"

Speaking of this, Huang Shang's eyes became colder: "No matter what kind of situation it is, you shouldn't exist in this world."

A Deadpool who can predict the future and break the fourth wall is undoubtedly a huge variable. More importantly, this guy is crazy, so just in case, Huang Shang decided to kill this guy first.

Even if you can't really kill him, you still have to find a way to seal him, and then slowly process it!

"Tch, isn't it the same for you? There is no such person as you in the Marvel scripts..."

Regarding Huang Shang's threats and murderous intentions, Deadpool was noncommittal and curled his lips. Obviously he didn't think Huang Shang could kill him: "Maybe you are just a sidekick, and I am famous for having two independent movies. Character, you don’t even know how many fans I have…”

"Ah……"

Looking at the implacable Deadpool, Huang Shang's eyes became colder and colder. He activated his spell, and the white coat and mask on his body changed into his most fitting suit, and he was ready to take action.

"Fuck, it's you!"

However, the next moment, when Deadpool saw Huang Shang's handsome face, he seemed to have seen a monster. His eyes widened suddenly and he exclaimed: "Why are you here?"

"Um?!"

Hearing Deadpool's exclamation, Huang Shang was suddenly startled, and then his pupils shrank slightly: "Do you know me?"

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