"Asshole!! You are shameless!!! I just met you!! You want to treat me worse than a beast!! You are simply a gangster!!!!"
Han Yanran, on the other hand, heard the gossip around her, and her face immediately turned red, and she raised her hand to give Ling Feng a slap in the face! ! !
Ling Feng was startled, and hurriedly grabbed Han Yanran's snow-white arm that could be broken by bullets, and explained with an innocent face: "Beauty, you misunderstood, I said this penetration, not the other penetration!!"
"It's all penetration, what's the difference??!" Han Yanran's face was filled with coldness and she was extremely angry.
"There must be a difference. What I'm talking about is not the kind of penetration you think!!" Ling Feng said thoughtfully.
"What on earth was inserted?!" Han Yanran's pretty face was bleeding. She wished she could send Ling Feng to the police station immediately! !
Ling Feng coughed and said seriously: "What I mean is that I will use my silver needle to prick your chest a few times. To put it bluntly, it is just to cure the disease!!"
"Go away!! That's no different from being a hooligan!!!!"
Han Yanran tried her best to open Ling Feng's wrist, and said with a cold face: "Don't let me touch you again! Otherwise, next time, I will definitely let you experience what it means to eat a big bowl of prison food to the full!! "
When he met Ling Feng, who had a gray face, he was immediately speechless: "Damn! Why are all the women in this city so irritable? I just have good intentions and want to treat you. Besides, with my appearance, I , even if you let me penetrate you a few times, you won’t suffer a loss!!”
"That's all. It seems that relying on medical skills to make money is probably not feasible!"
"correct!!"
Ling Feng suddenly remembered that his three stunning masters seemed to have made a marriage contract for him in Jiangyang City, and the other party was also an extremely beautiful woman! The most important thing is that there is no need for betrothal gifts, but 30 million! ! !
If you go to fulfill this engagement by yourself, do you still have to worry about food and drink? ?
Just do it.
According to the address given by Master Xiao Chiyao in Ling Feng's mind, Ling Feng soon felt as if he was stepping on a hot wheel, with sparks and lightning all the way, shocking countless luxury car owners and making them suspect that his sports car was Instead of just a pile of scrap metal, Niubi arrived in front of the door of Su Qingya's house, the one he was engaged to be engaged to.
Looking at the magnificent villa in front of him, Ling Feng couldn't help but twitching his lips: "Gee, it turns out that my cheap fiancée lives in such a high-end place!!"
"It seems that from now on, I won't have to worry about spending a lot of money!!"
Thinking of this, Ling Feng looked full of energy, put his hands behind his back, and was about to step through the door of the villa.
But as soon as he arrived, he was blocked by two tall security guards: "Where are you country bumpkins from! Stop!!"
Country bumpkin? ?
Ling Feng suddenly raised his eyebrows, Damn, I'm a monster coming down the mountain! ! If God blocks the way, he will kill the God, and if the Buddha blocks the way, he will kill the Buddha! !
How come you become a country bumpkin when it comes to your mouth? ? You really look down upon others! !
However, Ling Feng was too lazy to care too much about the two security guards whose monthly salary was less than his loss in one second playing cards on Hidden Dragon Island. He said calmly: "Listen up, I am with your eldest lady Su Qingya. My future uncle who is engaged!!"
"Invite me in immediately!!"
"Otherwise, I will ask my wife to deduct your wages every minute!!"
Then, he waited for two security guards to respectfully invite him in.
But, the next second, Ling Feng was dumbfounded, because suddenly, a large group of people rushed over, including handsome young people, gentle business elites, and even an eighty-year-old man. Moreover, as soon as they approached, they all said in unison: "Let us in quickly!! I am Su Qingya's real husband!!!!"
"You fart!! I'm the one!!"
"How do you prove it??"
"I took a bath with Su Qingya when I was a child!!!"
"Just you? I even slept with Su Qingya in the same bed when I was a child!!!"
"You, Ma/De, are obviously trying to steal my wife from me, right??"
"So what??"
"I will kill you!!"
Soon, a group of people were fighting together. You punched me and I kicked you. The scene was no different from Shura Field! !
"Holy shit!!"
Ling Feng couldn't help but widen his eyes in amazement: "Is the competition in the door-to-door son-in-law industry so fierce in this city??"
The two security guards looked at Ling Feng with amusement and said, "Boy, did you see that?? Here, people who want to be our eldest lady's husband line up from the street to the end of the street every day, and you don't either How can you reflect on your own virtues by peeing in the urine? A wild boy from the country wants to imitate others and eat soft rice?? It’s like a toad wants to eat swan meat!!”
"Are you so sure that I can't afford this bowl of soft rice??" Ling Feng smiled inexplicably, with confidence in his eyes: "How about you make a bet with me, as long as I come up with something, even Just say one word and your eldest lady will take me in like a treasure??"
"Huh??" As soon as these words came out, the two security guards were stunned, and then burst into laughter: "Hahaha... we laughed to death!! This kid, could he have come out of a mental hospital?"
"With just one word, or one thing, you want to win the heart of our eldest lady??"
"This is definitely the funniest joke we've heard this year!"
The other people who were fighting to the death also became quiet, and each one looked at Ling Feng as if they were stupid.
They were here every day, guarding her on time, and even racking their brains, they couldn't get even close to Su Qingya.
How could this country bumpkin-like kid fall in Su Qingya's eyes casually? ?
However.
The words just fell! !
"It's you, you bastard!! Stinky rascal!!!"
An extremely beautiful yet extremely angry female voice sounded in vain.
As soon as everyone turned around, they immediately saw a young woman with pretty eyes as clear as stars, skin that could be broken by blows, and an incredibly beautiful woman. Her long legs were wrapped beautifully in a pair of black silk stockings. She looked like she was crazy. He rushed out of the villa gate! !
Moreover, the goal is very clear, go straight to Ling Feng! ! !
The two bodyguards immediately straightened up and shouted respectfully: "Miss!"
"Su Qingya! It's Su Qingya who came out!!"
"She must be coming for me!!!"
"Fart!! It's obviously me!!"
The other wretched men, business elites, and white-haired old men were also extremely excited.
"Su Qingya? Are you the eldest lady of the Su family who is engaged to me? Damn it, aren't you one of the young ladies I slept with last night?" Ling Feng's eyes suddenly widened and his heart went cold. A lot of people said: "It's over!! He's got a gun on him!!"
Ling Feng wanted to run away. However, Su Qingya, who was full of anger, came to Ling Feng like lightning and grabbed Ling Feng. She looked like a murderer, but stared at Ling Feng with a seductive look and said: "You bastard! You slept with me and you want to leave? How can there be such a cheap thing in the world!! Follow me in immediately!! At the same time, find a way to get the approval of my family and come with me tomorrow morning Get the certificate!! I will torture you every day and every night!!! To avenge you for being inexplicably broken!!"
"What?? Break the first chapter?? Get the certificate???"
boom! ! ! Hearing Su Qingya's words, the two security guards were struck by lightning. They were so shocked that their eyes almost flew out. With a plop, they knelt down in front of Ling Feng and shouted in admiration:
"Master Patriarch, please accept our bows!!!!"
