I have thought about this question, why does Masked Buddha bake these things?
If you feed a crocodile, there is no need to do anything unnecessary. Without the smell of blood, the crocodile will not eat it!
Then there is only one result left, which is food for people to eat.
As for who to eat, I don’t know, but I know that it will definitely not be given to me.
It is true that Masked Buddha is perverted, but his perversion has a certain artistic sense.
It will always give you an unexpected feeling.
My thought at the time was that there was a low chance that he would eat it himself, and there was a high chance that he would share it with his younger brothers.
But I never thought that he would actually treat it as a kind of punishment and let Sister Feng eat it!
To be honest, aside from certain ideological constraints, this punishment is too light!
Just close your eyes and eat whatever you like, right?
Compared with ten pounds of water, it’s not too easy!
Unexpectedly, Sister Feng's face changed instantly, she looked very frightened, and kept shaking her head, "No no! Take it away! Take it away quickly!! I won't eat! I won't eat!!"
Seeing her like this, Masked Buddha was happy for no reason.
Hehe laughed and said: "Xiao Feng, this problem hasn't been corrected yet? Smell it, how fragrant it is! Come on, pick one! My suggestion is the fingers, which have bones and flesh, and should be very crispy when chewed."
There is a little story behind what the Masked Buddha said.
When Sister Feng didn't defect, she was Masked Buddha's lover.
At that time, Masked Buddha's Dharma was not so profound, and his mind was full of perverted things.
It happened that there was a supervisor in the neighboring company who liked camel meat, so he brought some for Sister Feng to eat.
While eating, he kept asking Sister Feng how it tasted and how she felt.
At that time, Sister Feng didn't think much about it, she just thought it was some wild animal.
Unexpectedly, when he was about to finish eating, the pervert smiled and told Sister Feng the truth.
Then, Sister Feng vomited out everything she had eaten yesterday.
Because of this incident, Sister Feng has a great resistance to things like meat.
I also had dinner with Sister Feng several times. Really, it’s rare to see her eating meat!
And when I was eating meat, her expression was very weird.
I didn't take it too seriously at the time, but now that I think about it, everything happens for a reason.
Don't think that Masked Buddha really has old feelings for Sister Feng, it's all fake!
He just wanted to punish Sister Yingfeng and make her relive the cruel memories of a few years ago!
You know, mental shock is far worse than physical torture!
No, Sister Feng was like crazy at this time, trying her best to resist.
After the Masked Buddha laughed a few times, he said calmly, "Xiao Feng, while I am in a good mood, make a choice quickly, otherwise, you will have to eat both."
Maybe this sentence worked, but Sister Feng stopped resisting and then chose my piece.
Such a scene would explode anywhere in the world.
But in this magical cave in northern Myanmar, it is really commonplace.
Finally, under the threat of Masked Buddha, Sister Feng swallowed it hard.
Soon, her whole body started to react, vomiting!
The Masked Buddha is leaning forward and back in joy.
At this point, the three of us were tortured again.
In terms of physical and psychological trauma, mine was undoubtedly the greatest.
Even Sister Feng, who is crying like a ghost and howling like a wolf, can't compare with me!
She just ate a piece of meat, and it took a while for her to adjust mentally.
But I’m missing a piece of flesh on my face!
It is impossible to recover for the rest of your life!
The Masked Buddha's eyes turned around the three of us and nodded with great satisfaction.
While taking off the surgical clothes, he said, "Today's show was quite exciting, and I am very satisfied with your cooperation. Okay, let's end it here for today! I won't disturb your rest, and we will continue the discussion another day."
Masked Buddha is such a boring person. He is clearly doing devilish things, but his tone is as warm as an angel.
If I had the chance, I would take a knife and cut off his flesh piece by piece!
Every time I cut a piece, I would say to him gently, "Oh, Fosang, doesn't it hurt? If it hurts, just say it and I'll cut it slower."
I don’t know if such a heart-pleasing scene will be realized in my lifetime.
After the Masked Buddha left, I felt light all over.
Damn, I finally passed another level.
At the same time, Sister Feng also stopped vomiting and opened her mouth almost at the same time as Da Liu, "Brother Yu (Tang Yu), are you okay?"
I secretly smiled bitterly, are you okay? How could it be okay?
This is a piece of meat!
Not a lock of hair.
However, I am not afraid of itchiness even if there are too many lice. I have experienced the most extreme pain in the human body. To be honest, it hurts a little bit.
"fine."
When talking, I tried not to pull the right side of my cheek, otherwise it would be too painful.
Da Liu asked me, "Brother Yu, are you feeling uncomfortable?"
"There's nothing hard or uncomfortable. As long as I can survive, I can accept it."
This is also what I say in my heart. As long as I can live, let alone my appearance, I have nothing to fear even if my bell is cut off.
I turned to look at Sister Feng and asked, "Did you just pretend?"
Sister Feng said calmly, "It's half true and half false. If I didn't pretend to be extremely resistant, he wouldn't let me go so easily."
I nodded, agreeing very much with what Sister Feng said.
Masked Buddha is a super pervert! ! The more fear and fear you show, the easier it will be for him to be satisfied.
Otherwise, he will try to make you look like what he wants to see.
Then, Sister Feng actually smiled and said, "Tang Yu, tell me, do you think I have your flesh and blood in my body?"
This joke is very advanced, but I don't have the slightest intention to laugh.
I replied very disappointedly, "It doesn't matter, you spit it out."
Sister Feng curled her lips, not very satisfied with my answer.
Then, she stared straight at the right side of my face, her eyes a little complicated.
There is sadness, sympathy, sadness, and there seems to be a little bit of wanting to laugh.
I knew what she was looking at, but I didn't care.
I also thought of a funny question and said to her, "Shouldn't you say sorry to me?"
Sister Feng didn't know why, "Why?"
"Because you ate my face."
As expected, Sister Feng was stunned for a moment, then laughed and scolded me, "Damn it! I was about to cry, why are you trying to make me laugh!"
"Laugh if you can, it's better than crying."
After a while, Sister Feng said again, "Tang Yu, I think you are more handsome."
I knew she was comforting me, afraid that I would lose my mind and do something stupid.
In fact, my heart is much stronger than she imagined.
"Don't listen to women, Liu, do you think it's scary when you look at my face?"
Da Liu swallowed the smear and nodded slightly.
"Kind of. But!! I'm not afraid!"
He still won't lie as always.
At this moment, there was another sound of footsteps.
The expressions of all three of us changed.
what's the situation? ?
The Masked Buddha is back?
Want to continue playing?
When the iron door opened and I found the person coming, I let out a long sigh of relief first, and then took it up again.
Because the person coming is Duan Lei, that bastard!