Whenever a piggy escapes, not only the piggy is punished, but also the security team, who are the losers.
Of course, these are not what I can see.
When all the piglets went back to sleep, Liu asked me, where are we going?
I kept observing the movements of the bastards, and when I saw the skinny bastards standing still, I winked at Da Liu.
Go back to the dormitory!
Duan Lei was obviously panicked when he saw me coming back.
He even said nice things, Brother Yu, I was wrong, it’s all because I’m young and energetic, I shouldn’t be so arrogant when placing orders.
Da Liu wanted to kick him, but I stopped him.
At that time, I said this: Brother Lei is now a popular person in front of Brother Pi, and we cannot afford to offend him.
After hearing what I said, Duan Lei's waist became obviously a little stiffer.
However, his tone was still very respectful, and he kept saying, "Wherever, Brother Pi and I just hit it off. If anything happens in the future, I will assign you to intercede."
I snorted secretly and fell asleep on the bed.
To be more precise, I was in bed, but not asleep.
I was analyzing the situation and biding my time.
After a long while, when I saw that the bastard never came, a stern look flashed in my eyes, and I pushed Da Liu quietly.
It was almost dawn at this time, and Da Liu and I quietly walked to Duan Lei's bed.
I first covered Duan Lei's head with the quilt, and then Liu punched him in the stomach with his fist.
After a few hits, the two of us ran back. When Duan Lei lifted the quilt, we were already lying on the bed.
The whole process takes no more than ten seconds.
Da Liu struck hard, and Duan Lei wailed on the bed for a long time before coming down.
He came to me holding the bed and said angrily: "Tang Yu, don't think I don't know it was you!"
I looked indifferent, "Brother Lei, how did you know that it was me who hit you? Otherwise, you could ask other people, did they see that it was me who hit you?"
Regarding this kind of thing, Duan Lei really didn't dare to do anything to me.
Everyone in the whole dormitory knows that Liu is my younger brother, the kind of person who shares blessings and hardships together.
As for Duan Lei, no matter how many people call him Brother Lei, something is really going on and no one will stand up for him.
If it weren't for the fear of attracting thieves, I would beat him half to death!
It’s okay to be bullied by a bully. Some of them have knives and guns. You also want to sit on my head and pee. How can you bear it?
"Let's talk again,"
I stood up and looked directly at Duan Lei.
I looked at him with aggressive eyes and said word by word: "Even if I was the one who hit me, what can you do to me? I'm not afraid of you telling the maniac that someone almost escaped tonight, and he must be in a bad mood." !”
"If you dare to disturb him with such a trivial matter, the three of us will be locked up in a dark room. When the time comes, hey!"
Although I didn't say the rest, Duan Lei is so smart and should know what will happen.
As long as the three of us are locked up in a small dark room, Da Liu and I will beat him half to death!
Obviously, my words touched Duan Lei's heart.
His expression changed again and again, and finally he forced out a smile and apologized: "Maybe I had a nightmare just now, no one hit me, hehe, no one hit me."
I was a little surprised by Duan Lei's change of face.
At the same time, it also made me more vigilant.
Becoming an enemy of such a flexible and capable person is something we should not take lightly! Maybe he'll kill him one day.
But it was impossible for me to show kindness to him, because I felt that showing kindness to him was purely useless.
If you get the chance, you will still mess with me.
I didn't say anything, I patted Duan Lei on the shoulder and said calmly: "Don't think so much before going to bed in the future, and you won't have nightmares."
Duan Lei forced a smile and nodded.
In the next few days, Duan Lei was very honest.
When we met, he called me Brother Yu and used his bonus to buy me some food.
I agree with these on the surface, but secretly I don’t take them lightly at all.
I know very well that it is impossible for a selfish and cruel person like him to bow to me.
The reason why he lowered his head temporarily was because he didn't want me to beat him up at night.
Although I suppressed him in the dormitory, in terms of performance, Duan Lei should not be too awesome!
The fish he had a few days ago probably came to his senses and was considered lost.
In the saying of pig killing plate, there is a word called golden thirty-six hours.
That is to say, from the time the fish takes the bait, the time it takes to confuse him is only one and a half days.
During this day and a half, it is best to try your best to get him to remit money. As long as two days pass, the fish will most likely react.
Although not absolute, most fish are basically like this.
Although he lost one fish, he caught another big fish!
It cost him more than 40,000 yuan!
Tens of thousands of orders have been opened in succession. For a lowly pig, this achievement is really too dazzling!
To this end, the park also set off a tube of fireworks specifically for Duan Lei.
Normally, fireworks would only be set off if a large order of more than 100,000 yuan was placed. This shows how much Duan Lei is valued by Sister Feng!
Not only that, Sister Feng agreed to Duan Lei's request and not only moved him to a cubicle, but also moved him out of our dormitory.
He suddenly became a high-class piglet.
Although I can no longer see Duan Lei in the dormitory, we still meet during morning meetings or meals.
When we met again, he didn't call me Brother Yu again.
There was obvious ridicule in his eyes, as well as a hint of murderous intent.
This doesn't surprise me either.
I have always known that I have always been a thorn in his heart, not except for the unpleasant kind.
Now that he has gone to work in a cubicle and moved out of the dormitory, he is now out of my control. Naturally, he no longer needs to pretend to compliment me.
On my side, I don't have the energy to fight Duan Lei.
Because my revenue is so bleak!
Although an order was placed, it was only for 800 yuan.
A task with a distance of 10,000 yuan is a drop in the bucket.
And the colleagues around me all placed bills one after another, some for three thousand, some for eight thousand, some for ten thousand, and some for twenty thousand.
Even Da Liu, a fool, opened an order for five thousand.
I am the only one with few achievements.
Maybe without Duan Lei's help, I will also be tortured by his fingers by the end of the month.
I can't figure it out, and in terms of brains, I'm as proud as anyone else.
When it comes to chat skills, I can recite that scam book in no time.
In terms of cruelty, I am cruel too!
But why can't I get money from it?
In Hu Bo's words, firstly, I am a bit unlucky, and secondly, I am not proficient in dialogue skills yet.
He also told me a lot of tips on how to cut money. You don’t have to wait until everything is smooth before cutting money. The longer you wait, the greater the chance of being suspected by the other party.
We must learn to test, learn to be decisive, and in the end, there is a word called "taking chestnuts from the fire".
I didn’t understand much about it, but I thought there were still so many days left, and maybe one day I’d get lucky.
The female colleague behind me has better luck than me. Yesterday she opened an order for 8,000 yuan, plus she opened two small orders the day before yesterday, so she has completed her task for this month.
After the fever subsided, her condition improved significantly.
When he meets my eyes, he will smile at me.
Expressing friendly attitude is obvious.
She has lost weight these days, but also looks better.
I don't know if there is something wrong with my eyesight.
That day, when I was taking over my shift at night, I felt something hit my back.
I turned around and saw that my female colleague smiled at me and threw a piece of paper over me.
When I opened the note, I was stunned for a moment. The content above really surprised me!
