Chapter 59 Habitual embarrassment
Everyone at the same table disliked me very much, and the deputy warden pretended not to recognize me, and everyone was eating and drinking.
After three rounds of wine and five dishes, Xiaoshuai came to me with a wine glass and toasted to me.
Is this a toast? It's almost like provoking me nakedly or demonstrating.
"Isn't this Xiao Xiaohua? Why are you sitting here? It's been hard for me to find you for a while. Come on, come on. Although I'm surprised by your attendance today, at least we have met once. Let's have a drink." No pride.
He comes to insult me, do I need to give him a good look: "Sorry, I don't drink."
"No, there are men who don't drink. Come on, have a drink." Xiao Shuai refused.
I said coldly: "There are some men who don't drink at the banquet today. Do you think they are not men?"
As soon as I said this, there were many men at this table who did not drink. They were obviously not satisfied with what I said, and of course they were not satisfied with Xiaoshuai, because he was the one who started the conversation.
Xiaoshuai didn't feel any embarrassment. He added: "Qian Yingying seems to be sitting at the chairman's table, and I happen to be sitting there as well. Why don't you go and greet your nominal wife in return?"
The provocative meaning of this sentence is even more explicit. Xiaoshuai just wants to embarrass me.
"Whether we are a couple in name or not, it seems to have nothing to do with you. I will naturally propose a toast." I replied to Xiaoshuai in a subtle way. The deeper implication is that I am still a couple in name only, so who do you think you are? If I don’t let go, you are nothing.
Outsiders didn't know there was something behind my words, but of course Xiaoshuai understood the meaning.
"Why don't you go over now and I'll accompany you." Xiaoshuai still didn't give up. He thought to himself, if I go over to toast with him, my mother-in-law will definitely embarrass me. and he prevailed.
"I decide when I want to toast." After I said this, I ignored Xiao Shuai and continued to eat and drink on his own.
If Xiaoshuai stayed any longer, it was obvious that he was the one who was embarrassed. He and the other people at the same table had a laugh, exchanged a few polite greetings, and left unwillingly.
As soon as Xiaoshuai left, of course I had to find a suitable opportunity to return the favor to my father-in-law. This was a courtesy and I knew there would be embarrassment, but I had to go.
The father-in-law and mother-in-law went to toast at other seats. Xiaoshuai would not let go of this opportunity to express himself, so he went too, while Qian Yingying sat there blankly. Good opportunity, I toasted Qian Yingying, and it was considered a fool. When my mother-in-law returned to sit down at the table, I was here to toast, but they were not here, so there was less embarrassment.
I went to make a toast, and the people at the table where I sat seemed to be busy. When no one was paying attention, they poured some powder into the wine, and kindly asked the waiter to make a cup of hot tea.
I came to Qian Yingying's side to toast, which was actually just a drink instead.
Qian Yingying ignored me, which was as expected. I leaned down and whispered in her ear: "If you are in a bad mood today and have no taste, please leave early."
Qian Yingying still didn't answer me.
I whispered in Qian Yingying's ear again: "I advise you to leave as soon as possible, otherwise, you will be embarrassed by the following scene."
Qian Yingying still didn't answer, but looked at me coldly. In fact, she wanted to say something, but she hesitated.
I was bored and returned to my seat.
Finally, someone with a conscience found out and handed me the freshly brewed hot tea and said: "If you don't want to drink wine, just drink tea instead of bar."
Am I familiar with you? If you ask me to drink tea, should I drink it? It seems that people who are in a bad mood also have poor emotional intelligence.
I didn't refuse or accept the hot tea offered to me. I said, "I need to pee."
The meaning of this sentence is very clear. There is too much water in my stomach. I don't want to drink tea. I have to pee without you.
I stood up, and several people in the seats stood up at the same time, saying to each other: "We seem to want to go to the bathroom too."
I'm surprised, women like to form groups when going to the bathroom. This is a kind of convention. When men go to the bathroom, now they also like to form groups. Whose second brother is more majestic?
I'm too lazy to think too much, so just form a group. Who is more afraid of my second brother's majesty? Let's compete. Just don't embarrass yourself.
Entering the bathroom, I prepared to relieve myself.
There seem to be a lot of strange things happening today. There is an extra tomboy in the bathroom, the millennial girl who appeared in men's clothing today.
She thought she was very funny and said: "If you want to go to the bathroom, you don't mind if I join the group.
Everyone knows about my relationship with Millennium Girl, will I mind?
But the others were stunned. It was obvious that they were surprised and very concerned.
After all, this is the men's restroom. Joining a woman requires forming a group. Haha, who knows what this means.
Is he a member of the observation group, or...
When the men I formed a group with were still unaware of what was about to happen, Millennium Girl took action.
I calculated the time, and in less than three seconds, all of them were knocked unconscious by the Millennium Girl.
I said seriously: "You seem to be too high-profile."
"I like to be high-profile, it seems to be my style." Millennial girl said with a smile.
"Thank you, thank you. I'd better go first." God knows, earth knows, she knows, and I know what kind of emotional relationship I have with Millennium Girl. But I definitely don't have any sexual interest in what I do here. , even the little devil in me doesn’t like it.
I feel relieved and my appetite is better. But several people in my group didn't come back, which also made the other people at the same table a little strange. Could it be that they were pissing on cows? Does it take a long time to release?
At this moment, Xiaowanzi came over.
Xiaowanzi looks like her stage name, with a petite figure and wearing a very kawaii mini dress.
How short is a miniskirt? There's no problem with seeing the underwear.
Seriously?
Not really. The hem of the mini dress is filled with fluffy lace gauze, which becomes a bustle and holds the hem of the mini skirt to the level of the waist. If anyone wants to peek at the color of Xiaowanzi’s underwear, sorry, it’s not possible.
This super cute outfit also includes two sky-high ponytails on Maruko's head. It makes her even more cute and lovable.
This is another kind of feminine beauty that I like.
"It seems that you don't know how to drink. Can you dance with me?" Xiaowanzi asked me with a smile.
Of course I like it, but I still have some doubts: "This is a birthday party, is it appropriate for you and I to dance together?"
"Everyone is toasting. The atmosphere team to adjust the atmosphere will start soon. I will arrange it." Xiao Wanzi said.
"Being respectful is worse than obeying orders." The little devil in me responded.
The atmosphere group finally started. After Xiaowanzi walked on stage and whispered a few words to the host, he took the microphone: "In order to enhance the excitement of the birthday party, I would like to perform a dance for all the guests. Are you happy? Are you happy? Just give me some applause.”
The audience burst into applause.
"I can't seem to have enough fun dancing alone. I would like to invite a dance partner to dance with me. Who will it be?" Xiaowanzi is really good at adjusting the atmosphere.
The rapid drum beat sounded, the lights dimmed, and the spotlights scanned the entire venue.
Everyone present never expected that as soon as the drum beat stopped, the spotlight would shine on my figure.
"Today's most handsome, coolest, and most dazzling guest is invited. He is recommended by my best friend Qianmei. Everyone applauds. Please laugh at Xiaohua." Xiao Wanzi performed to his heart's content on the stage. With.
My name was not mentioned, and everyone was still guessing who it was that handsome guy who was so honored. But when my name was announced, the response at the scene was dull. It was also within my expectation.
Chapter Sixty: Wives and Sons Dance
