Chapter 28: Medical parole
With Mad Dog coming forward, the efficiency is very high. In just two days, Mad Dog got more than ten versions of Jin Ping Mei's books in prison, including two or three online versions and unabridged versions. In the daytime, it’s like a baby. I keep it by my side, read it from time to time, and laugh lustfully.
Now Mad Dog is very close to me all day long. If he can't see me for a day, he will feel panicked. He will also share and discuss the plot of "The Golden Ping Mei" with me from time to time.
I also bought tonics, as long as they were all kinds of tonics mentioned in the Jin Ping Mei books, I bought them in different ways to replenish my body.
Today, something happened to me again.
I'm a little embarrassed to say what happened, but something really happened to me.
Although my sentence was relatively long, I accidentally slept with a woman to death, so I was not considered a serious prisoner. I helped in the kitchen from time to time and cooked for the prisoners. At the same time, because my cooking skills are good and the food is delicious, the prisoners unanimously recommend me to help cook in the kitchen.
What happened? I'm a very careful person when it comes to important things, but stumbling and falling do still happen from time to time.
But the fall I took today is a bit shameful.
Why didn't I fall well? This fall made me blush. By chance, I sat down on the winter melon when I fell. It would be fine if it is a winter melon with a diameter of more than 30 centimeters, but it is a more slender one.
This is a joke from a famous joke of a non-famous cross talk actor whose surname is Guo, whose given name is Se and Gang. I am now in bloom.
My current image is that of a pregnant woman carrying a full-term pregnancy, but the pregnant woman is carrying a child, and I am carrying a winter melon.
The conditions of the prison mean that I can't get them out, but if I don't get them out, my life is in danger.
After the warden learned about this, he said coldly: "If you kick my abdomen a few times, if the melon is broken, it will be fine. If you follow the warden's method, I am afraid that if the melon is broken, I will be fine." There are no people left.
The deputy warden is still a little humane. Let him be released for medical treatment. I will personally escort him. After the operation, I will bring him back immediately.
With the deputy warden's assurance, the warden said nothing. It's the default.
In the infirmary, I lay on the bed groaning.
The deputy warden asked angrily: "If you say that you are sitting on a knife and stabbing it in, I still believe it 10%. You can also fall down and stab me in the winter melon. Do you think your pants are not strong?" "
"In the kitchen, the knives are locked with chains and cannot fall on the floor. How could I fall and sit on the knives? Besides, even if I fall and sit on the knives, can I still talk to you now?" I explained painfully.
"You continue to make it up. I will put a knife on the ground right now. You deliberately sit on it and show it to me. I just want to see if I can stab you to death." the deputy warden scolded.
I know without demonstration that if a knife is accidentally dropped on the ground, no matter how it is dropped, it should be flat on the ground. Unless it is intentionally inserted into the ground, the blade of the knife will be facing the ground.
"I didn't fall on the knife. Even the winter melon is going to kill me. Help." I begged in pain.
"Come on, let's demonstrate the theory of crime scene reconstruction. Now sit on a winter melon and show it to me. You are not allowed to take off your pants." said the deputy warden.
"This is not Southeast Asia. The weather is hot, and I am small, so these shorts are a little too big. I slid them from the side, and when I sat down, I went in." I explained with a grimace.
"Okay, you want to live, right? In front of me, you sit on a winter melon of the same size and shape again. If you sit in it, I will give you medical parole. If you can't sit in, you just wait here to die." The deputy warden spoke in a non-negotiable tone.
"There is already a winter melon inside. If another one sits in, I will die immediately." I begged for mercy.
"I've seen the injury. Now the winter melon is deeply sunken and there is still a little space. You deliberately stuffed it in, just as a demonstration." The deputy warden refused to give up.
"Can't I just tell the truth?" I finally gave in.
"You should have told the truth a long time ago, tell the truth quickly," said the deputy warden.
"Didn't I buy a few Jin Ping Mei books and read them? The more I read, the more I got angry, so I stole a smaller winter melon to relieve myself." I confessed.
"Can't cucumber?" asked the deputy warden.
"Cucumbers are easy to break, and I feel uncomfortable using them." I confessed in a voice that could only be heard by myself.
"Okay, I will save your life for once today. Don't have any evil thoughts, because your current crime is not fatal. If you have evil thoughts, I don't care if the pistol goes off." The deputy warden threatened.
"The life-saving grace will definitely be repaid." "I am grateful."
"Pull him down. If you want to repay your kindness, it will take ten years." The deputy warden muttered.
In this situation, I can only be released on medical parole.
I was handcuffed to the hospital bed and underwent surgery. The surgery was successful and I saved my life.
Just after the operation, I was lying on the hospital bed. The deputy warden closed the door of the ward and asked the nurses not to disturb me, and then came to my bed.
The deputy warden asked meaningfully: "There are no outsiders now. You have enough time to tell the truth."
"What do I have to explain?" I was puzzled.
"Up to now, you are still pretending. Who do you think you can hide from? What do you want to do with this medical parole? Be honest." "I really wanted to be happy for a while, but I didn't care." I started to be poor again. Interpretation mode.
"Anyway, we have a lot of time today and no one will bother me, so I will take off your mask and see your true face." The deputy director turned on his storytelling mode.
"The first time I saw you, I knew you were something special. You are a member of Long Zhong. There is a rumor in the world that Long Zhong is no more than 10,000 people, but if he is more than 10,000 people, he is invincible." The deputy warden said.
"Wait a minute, are you telling a story?" I asked.
"Don't interrupt. I'll ask you, and you'll answer." said the deputy warden.
"When I first noticed you, all the scars on your chest were concentrated on your chest, and there were no scars on your back. This shows that you are a warrior on the road to infinity. You absolutely cannot be a deserter, and only deserters will wear your back. Leave it to the enemy. As for what you said, your gunshot wound was caused by minimally invasive surgery, which is more like deceiving a seven-year-old child. Of course, I am grateful to you that day. You deliberately coughed to remind me that the warden passed by the interrogation room, fearing that he would steal What did you hear? I didn’t make a puncture. I listened to your nonsense about minimally invasive hernia surgery."
"Can I interrupt now?" I asked cautiously.
"I really don't like secondhand smoke. When I cough, I really choke on the secondhand smoke." I explained.
"Shut your mouth and listen to me." The deputy warden was so angry that he swore.
"Long Zhongjun is something I have always wanted to join, but my qualifications tell me that I will never have this opportunity in this life. But where do your qualifications and abilities rank among Long Zhongjun, I really want to know, can you Tell me?" the deputy warden asked.
"I don't know what you are talking about. I just like Optimus Prime who likes to pick up girls. This is the best talent in the world." I said seriously.
I was slapped by the deputy warden, and he continued: "The man drowned in the cesspool. Do you know who he is? The killer." The deputy warden said.
"My dear, really?" I blurted out.
I received another slap, and finally I no longer wanted to interrupt. The left and right sides of my face were swollen.
"Do you know this magical medicine that makes you want to die?" the deputy warden asked.
Although hearing this name made the little devil in me excited, I didn't want to be slapped again, so I kept silent.
"If I ask you something, tell me quickly." The deputy warden became impatient.
"I like this name. Is it used for sex?" I discussed this issue very interestingly.
Chapter 29: Life hangs by a thread
