Qin An is struggling with one thing.
Has Liu Xiaoxiao been taken over by monsters?
In her previous life, she didn't have such a strong tea smell.
Who did you learn it from?
"It's a gift for you. You can wear it if you want." Qin An sighed and said.
"Then can I show off in front of Mu Ziyou?" Liu Xiaoxiao said calmly.
"When it's her birthday, I'll give her one as well." Qin An replied.
"you!"
Liu Xiaoxiao's blood pressure soared to 150.
Because what Qin An did was too irritating.
It will give people a crazy feeling.
"Qin An, when are you going to go home during the winter vacation?" Liu Xiaoxiao was forced to change the topic again.
"Please, it's only October now. Can we have a holiday until mid-January next year?" Qin An said helplessly.
"Make plans early, make preparations early." Liu Xiaoxiao kept shaking Qin An's arm, "I heard Xue Qi said you bought a car, I...can I take your car back? Okay?"
Qin An chose to use another shield, "I promised the king to protect him first."
"I can take the back seat."
"You need to put luggage in the back seat."
"You can put your luggage in the trunk."
"The trunk won't fit."
Liu Xiaoxiao, "..."
Finally, Qiao Lei and others came back after seeking marriage and wealth.
As if seeing a savior, Qin An put his arm around Qiao Lei's shoulders and said, "Leizi, come with me to the bathroom."
Qiao Lei looked at Qin An with a strange look, "Old Qin, it's normal for girls to go to the toilet holding hands, but it's too gay for boys to go to the toilet with their arms around each other."
"Competing with who urinates the farthest, the nearest person will be invited to dinner tonight." Qin An said.
"Walk!"
"I am coming too!"
Finally escaped the land of right and wrong.
While the toilet was draining water, Qiao Lei held a cigarette in his mouth and said casually, "Old Qin, the civil engineering and marketing teams had a fight on the third floor of the dormitory the night before yesterday. Damn it, that scene was filled with loud gongs and drums, firecrackers blasting, huge crowds of people, it was so lively Extremely."
Qin An was stunned for a moment, then said rudely, "Is there really someone named Zhang Dazhuang in the second class of the sophomore marketing department?"
"It seems like there's really someone with that name." Qiao Lei replied.
"Who won in the end?"
"Earthwork."
Sure enough, when you go out, you need to prepare a few trumpets.
What does arresting Lu Xun have to do with me, Zhou Shuren?
"The monks in Tumu are still fierce." Qin An sighed.
"Let me tell you, the Marketing Department actually had the upper hand in the early stage. Those guys from the Civil Engineering Department didn't follow martial ethics and put the safety helmets they used for class on their heads."
Qin An, 6.
Who can pee farther than anyone else, who wins and who loses?
at last.
Tian Bin won the penultimate place with a slight advantage.
Qiao Lei ranked last.
"Damn, I should have known that when I asked for marriage just now, I would have been right to drink more water." Qiao Lei wanted to regain some face with his words.
"Hehe, Leizi, if it doesn't work, it won't work. No matter how much water you drink, if the water pipe pressure is not enough, you still can't pee far." Tian Bin laughed.
"Get out of here, you bitch."
Qiao Lei wanted to punch Tian Bin twice, but Tian Bin kept going in circles around Qin An and Yuan Sigou.
"Old Qin, help me catch Binzi. If I don't beat his shit out today, he will be clean!" Qiao Lei said angrily.
Qin An joked, "There is no need to beat the shit out. You can also beat him with shit."
Everyone immediately looked at Qin An with disgusted looks.
If Liu Xiaoxiao and Guan Xiaoyu were not present.
It's really fun to play around like this.
Coming out of the toilet, on the way to meet the girls.
Qiao Lei, who had finished hammering Tian Bin, asked, "You asked for signatures just now. How did the master interpret the signatures for you?"
Tian Bin, "The master said that there is no way out for me, despite the mountains and rivers, there is no way out, and there is a bright future in the village. His meaning is very clear, that is, let me not give up, and I will definitely catch Xue Qi."
Lei Zi, "I have a girlfriend, and my sign doesn't count."
Yuan Shigou said, "The master told me that craftsmanship cannot stop."
Qin An, Qiao Lei, "???"
"Old Qin, you didn't ask for a signature?" Tian Bin asked.
Qin An smiled and said, "Do you think I still need to beg?"
Three people, (;￢＿￢)
No pretense, we are still good friends.
After coming out of the Buddhist temple, everyone took the bus back to school.
The mountain road is very rocky.
Guan Xiaoyu curled her lips and said, "This place doesn't even have a taxi. I don't even have a place to take a ride."
Qiao Lei comforted, "If it weren't for the collision between football and the civil engineering department a few days ago, which swollen my legs, I would have rented a car to take you to Suzhou and Hangzhou. There is no chance this time on November 1st. I will do it on May 1st next year. Take you there."
Guan Xiaoyu turned to chat with Lu Xueqi.
Qiao Lei laughed awkwardly and could only change the topic to tonight.
Finally, everyone agreed to go eat fish.
Arrive at the stop and get off the bus.
Lei Zi called his girlfriend, a very shy girl.
Yuan Sigou said that he had club activities in the evening and organized a trip to the club activity room to watch a movie.
remaining people.
It just so happens that a man and a woman can make a couple.
Qin An wants to find Lu Xueqi.
But Tian Bin got over first.
So he could only walk side by side with Liu Xiaoxiao.
Passing by the snack street.
Seeing an old aunt selling marshmallows, Liu Xiaoxiao held Qin An's hand and said pitifully, "Qin An, I want to eat this."
"Eat too much and you may develop cavities."
"But I just want to eat."
"Go buy it yourself."
"I want you to buy it for someone else."
"No money."
"I can lend you the money and you buy it for me."
Qin An, (￣ー￣)
In my past life, many bad memories came to mind.
Liu Xiaoxiao has indeed changed.
I smell like tea.
Liu Xiaoxiao remained unchanged.
I still try my best to hang myself.
"This way." Qin An suggested, "It's not impossible to buy it for you. Three marshmallows, and you shout three times that I am a pig."
"I……"
Looking at Qin An's calm face.
Liu Xiaoxiao suddenly discovered that Qin An had changed a lot since his last confession. He used to be no different from a normal adolescent boy. He was irritable, reckless, and had no sense of what he said or did. But now he is mature, steady, and decisive. .
Could it be that refusing to confess his feelings would make a boy change so much in a short period of time?
Liu Xiaoxiao felt aggrieved. If Qin An's previous personality could be like this, let alone confessing, even if he didn't confess, she would be willing to be his girlfriend.
"Hmph! I won't shout." Liu Xiaoxiao refused.
"If you don't shout, you won't get any candy." Qin An replied.
After that, Qin An bought seven marshmallows and distributed them to everyone, except Liu Xiaoxiao.
"Qin An, they didn't even call me a pig three times." Liu Xiaoxiao was unconvinced.
"I'm happy to buy it for them, do you care?" Qin An replied.
"you!"
Liu Xiaoxiao's personality no longer allowed her to pretend to be delicate and quiet.
With slightly red eyes, she walked forward alone in anger.
"Dip! Dip!"
She didn't even pay attention to the honking of the truck, so she wanted to cross the road in front of the school.
"Squeak!~"
There was a rapid and harsh brake sound.
The truck stopped less than ten centimeters away from Liu Xiaoxiao.
"Damn!" the driver rolled down the window and cursed, "Are you deaf or blind? I keep honking my horn, and you still have to cross the road. Are you anxious to die, or do you want to be reincarnated as soon as possible?"
Every time, there are always different ways to cause trouble.
Qin An sighed, stepped forward and handed the driver a cigarette, "Master, don't be angry, she and I just had a fight, and she was in a bad mood."
"No matter how bad you feel, you can't joke with your life. Fortunately, I am an experienced driver. Otherwise, I couldn't hold the accelerator just now and it would be all over."
"Yes, the master taught you the right lesson." Qin An stuffed the driver with a packet of Liqun before sending him away.
And dragged Liu Xiaoxiao behind the sidewalk.
Liu Xiaoxiao thought Qin An would lecture her.
But Qin An didn't.
"Listen with your ears and see in all directions. Remember not to think too much when walking, do you hear me?"
"Um."
"I just answered the phone and I won't have dinner with you tonight."
"Are you... going to accompany Mu Ziyou?" Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but ask weakly.
"No, something happened to my friend, and I have to go and help."
