"Eh? Brother Qian'er, why am I looking at this guy in the first row who looks so much like Brother Dao?" Lao Guo on the stage said again.
"It's so new. It's Brother Hua, Liu Hua, who came here specially to cheer for us today. You should keep some virtue in your mouth, don't make the friend you worked so hard for get angry and run away!"
"Yes, yes, yes, look at me for being such a talkative. I talk nonsense accidentally! By the way, Brother Hua, the guy sitting next to you looks familiar. Which group is he from?"
"Nonsense, there is no group thing here, this is Mr. Liu, A Li Cake!"
Lao Guo clapped his hands and teased Brother Qian: "Yeah, yeah, you said it wrong, I don't understand anything. They don't call it A-li cake. Say it to me, A--li'er!"
Brother Qian looked helplessly at Liu Qingshan in the audience at this time: "Mr. Liu, we can take him away together when we leave later. He is so hateful! He can't even be beaten to death!"
"That's not right, you said it was the cake in A. If I want to hit you, I should hit you, right?"
People couldn't stop laughing. This part of the show was really awesome. "Boring, boring, boring" was said all the way without any lag in the middle. The fluency was as if it had been rehearsed countless times before.
LiuQingshan also raised his thumb at the two of them.
At this time, Lao Guo caught him again: "Did you see it? Mr. Liu is complimenting me, unlike you, who always give people nicknames! A——Li'er, your army has been brought here, right? I beat him after the show because he made up all these words."
"People have to believe it too!"
"Why don't you believe it? I'm old and powerful."
"Are you so awesome? Is there anyone who can boast so much about himself? What do you do?"
"You don't recognize me?"
"I don't know! Why do I have to know you!"
"It's disgusting. It's a dog's way of looking down on people, you know? I've learned this lesson, otherwise I'll take out and shoot you for five minutes."
As Lao Guo spoke, his right hand gestured like he was grabbing.
"Have you learned enough? What did you do before? Durian?"
"Blah, blah, blah, they all know me and you don't know me?"
"Excuse my stupidity, what exactly do you do?"
"I am a writer!"
"Literary person? How can a literary person shoot and kill someone? Wouldn't he have been arrested earlier?"
"That was before, when I was a military strategist. Didn't you listen to my cross talk yesterday?"
"Yes, yesterday you said you were a military strategist, and your cross talk was all connected. If you didn't listen to the previous part, you wouldn't understand it, right?"
...
After a wonderful moment, the two of them got back to the main topic with just a few words, which shows that they are really good at talking.
Moreover, this seemingly nonsense statement not only heightened the atmosphere of the scene, but also introduced the guests present without leaving any trace.
Even Shi Fushan, who was watching in the background, nodded frequently: "This part of the work is really good. There is no trace of it at all. When did they get the words right?"
Master Hou said happily: "In the short period just now, Degang just wrote a few words on a small piece of paper. I was watching from the side. There were not more than a dozen words in total, just a few names!"
Shi Fushan raised his thumb and shook it: "This guy's Kung Fu foundation is really solid. He can stretch out such a long paragraph in just a dozen words!"
"The main thing is that your apprentice holds it well. The burden is all on the folds. Without his mud and caulking, De Gang would just grin.
Dry, Yuqian'er's full effect is revealed! "
"That's up to me. The main thing is that the timing of answering the call is just right. Moreover, De Gang only gave him a few names and no complete lines!"
"I don't like hearing what you say. Degang only realized it after I told him about the job. Without a few of his key words, does your Yu Qian know how to take it?"
Zhang Wenshun, who was sitting next to him, couldn't stand listening anymore: "I think you are all the same thing. The young people on the stage don't know how to talk, and you two old people in the audience are even less serious!"
Shi Fushan was obviously not angry: "Yuewen, did you see that? Brother Wenshun is coveting us. Who told him to confiscate his next good apprentice!"
He is about the same age as Master Hou, and both are ten years younger than Zhang Wenshun.
However, their fame is much greater than that of him. Before that, Zhang Wenshun was just an ordinary old artist who talked about cross talk in the cross talk garden. Outside the circle, his fame was not much greater than that of an ordinary retired old man.
Moreover, the garden does not make any money. Thanks to Zhang Wenshun's strong family background, he does not rely on the meager income from the garden to live.
He only became known to more people after Lao Guo became popular. Although he and Master Hou both belong to the literary generation, although their seniority is high, their status in the industry is not The old nose is missing.
Fortunately, he is the oldest among his peers, and he is also the elder brother of many other famous cross talk writers, so after accepting Lao Guo as their apprentice, Master Hou and Master Hou still respect him quite a bit.
Since the Deyun Club went too far, the relationship between the older generations has become closer, so they talk more casually and get along like a family.
At this time, the program on the stage has also entered the theme. This cross talk is called "I am a Literary Man", which is regarded as a famous joke in Lao Guo's "I" series. Not only is the plot design reasonable, but the baggage is also exciting one after another.
Lao Guo's early works are not only numerous in number, but also mostly excellent works. His popularity is not without reason, but is set off by countless good works.
On the other hand, the so-called mainstream crosstalk world still maintains an old tradition of crosstalk that has lasted for more than ten or twenty years.
And it is still following the old path of singing songs, and the level is seriously uneven, causing the entire cross talk world to be reduced to a useless existence on the performance stage. There is a reason.
Comedy programs that cannot be down to earth are actually the tragedy of this industry. This art was born from street stalls at the beginning. It has been artificially elevated, but it cannot produce suitable good works, and it will decline. Not surprising.
Because those old artists who were able to bring cross talk to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala are old and dead. Except for Master Hou, the remaining actors can only come up with new jokes, and the rest can only wait to die.
However, everyone is an actor within the system. In the living conditions of drought and floods with guaranteed harvests, it is a common phenomenon to be unwilling to make progress.
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"Isn't it aimed at these young actors?"
"No way, Xiao Yue and Xiao Luan are both young actors, right? I think what they said is pretty good!"
"Isn't it really targeted?"
"That's not the case. I don't know all the actors in Deyun Club. For example, I can't even name the young actors just now, let alone being targeted! What they said is also good, but they are not very specific. It just suits my personal taste!"
"Mr. Liu, to be honest, I always feel that there is something in your words!"
"Old Tian, it's you. If someone pokes and prods you like this, I'll slap you in the face!"
Lao Tian's full name is Tian Fuju. He is a veteran reporter of Yanbei Metropolis Daily. Due to the convenience of interviewing Liu Qingshan, he is now the deputy editor.
Because his youngest daughter and Susie were in a kindergarten, that's how the two met.
Looking around, he saw that other reporters were interviewing the fans who had gathered around him. Liu Qingshan put his mouth close to Tian Fuju's ear and said, "It is said that the face is born from the heart, and the heart can change at will. Some things formed in the human heart over a long period of time are very important to him. The demeanor and expression will have a huge impact, for example, people with a kind heart tend to have a kind face.”
"Let me tell you, you will never target anyone without any reason! Mr. Wang has studied facial expressions deeply, I believe what you said."
"I don't care how you report it. In short, I don't want my attitude to be reported until everything is calm in Deyun Club!"
"Mr. Liu, are you saying something happened to Deyun Society? Don't worry, I will keep this interview and release it when you think it's appropriate."
"Then you came here today in vain?"
"It's not in vain. We have people in the garden too. As long as you perform a short part on stage, it's not considered a busy job."
"You're in a good mood! By the way, Susie is going back to school soon. What does the kindergarten teacher say?"
"We are all guessing that Susie will not come back to study after staying in Han Country."
"That's not the case. The winter vacation in Han Country is not until the beginning of March. It has been postponed for a month because someone in Qixing Li's family has a happy event. Children, don't they just love to have fun!"
"This makes me feel relieved. Originally, on this year's Children's Day, Kangkang Kindergarten had a program that was selected to be recorded by the National Television. It would be impossible without Susie!"
At present, "Listen to Me Thank You" has not only been adopted as a garden song by Kangkang Kindergarten, but has also been spotted by the Kyoto City Education Department. It was promoted for a while at the end of last year.
