Xiao Guo on the roof: And that time on the Xiliang River. If we were one step late, everyone in that boat would have been killed by river pirates.
Xiaoqing: Miss, how did you know it was a river pirate? Xiao Guo: Have you ever seen any ferry place that doesn’t charge money?
Innkeeper: Uncle Ge Sanshu on the Xiliang River, what a good man. As long as he is not fishing, he goes to ferry people and sends people across the river for free.
As soon as a boatload of people was loaded that day, a pair of male and female demons descended from the sky, punching and kicking him. While beating him, he said... Big Mouth: Do justice for heaven?
Shopkeeper: After finishing the journey, the ship was scuttled. Lao Bai: After that, if you want to cross the river again, you will have to walk fifty miles.
Shopkeeper: That’s not all, the salesman from Balizhuang, the hunter from Heifengling... Lao Bai: Also, the locksmith from Baishiqiao, the woodcutter from Weigong Village.
Shopkeeper: As long as you are a good person, you will not be able to escape if they touch you. Rooftop Xiao Guo: So many victories, aren’t they enough?
Xiaoqing: But Miss, we have done so many good things, why don’t we even say thank you? Xiao Guo: We don’t care about this.
Xiaoqing: What’s that picture? Xiao Guo: Let me explain. When people introduced me before, they always said, this is Guo Juxia’s daughter.
I hope that when someone introduces him in the future, they just say, "This is Guo Nuxia's father." Xiaoqing: What’s the next step?
Xiao Guo: Step on it! Right under our feet is an out-and-out black shop. Xiaoqing: How do you know?
Xiao Guo: Have you seen any inn that doesn’t have lights in front? Innkeeper Lao Bai: The more you talk, the more people are talking about it. Boss, how about we light the lantern at the door?
Shopkeeper: No, I didn’t light up the lights in the first place because I wanted to give them the illusion that there was no one in our store.
Or scare them, we are just a black shop here. Roof Guy Guo: Secondly, have you ever seen any inn with so much blood stains in front of it?
Xiaoqing: What if it’s chicken blood? Xiao Guo: If it’s chicken blood, where are the chicken feathers? Inn scholar: Shopkeeper, I made this with my own hands, leaving it for you to defend yourself.
Shopkeeper: What a scholar, it’s rare that you have such a heart. Keep it for yourself to ward off mosquitoes. Roof Guy Guo: Third, have you ever seen any inn with so many vacant rooms?
Innkeeper Lao Bai: If the trouble continues like this, we will either starve to death or be frightened to death! Rooftop Xiao Guo: If we don’t take action, we may lose a few more lives.
Xiaoqing: Miss, what are we waiting for? Xiao Guo: I'll go down first to collect evidence. Then catch them all in one fell swoop.
Xiaoqing: Hey, what should I do? Xiao Guo: Stand by and wait for my news. Xiaoqing: Miss, be careful.
Xiao Guo: Xiao Qing, just wait and join me in the annals of martial arts history. Innkeeper Lao Bai: You think they won’t really come to your door, right?
Shopkeeper: Just come, it’s fate. If I have any problems, please help me raise little Bella.
Xiaobei: Sister-in-law. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Xiao Guo: Is there anyone? Lao Bai: No, what should I do with it?
Shopkeeper: Zhantang, it’s time to test you. Lao Bai: What a piece of shit, why is it me?
Shopkeeper: Because we have never been in the world of martial arts and don’t have as much experience as you. Don't be afraid, the hungry are all here.
Lao Bai: Who is it? Xiao Guo; me. Lao Bai: Who am I? Xiao Guo: How do I know who you are? Open the door!
Lao Bai: Oh my god, he doesn’t know who I am. Shopkeeper: Just say we are closed. Lao Bai: Tong Xiangyu said we are closed.
Xiao Guo: Who is Tong Xiangyu? Lao Bai: From our shopkeeper. Oh my god, I forgot about it. Xiao Guo: I'll stay for one night and then leave.
Dazui: Just say there are no vacancies. Lao Bai: Li Dazui said there are no vacancies. Xiao Guo: Who is Li Dazui?
Lao Bai: The cook is not very good at cooking. Lao Bai; OMG, Big Mouth, I let you know.
Xiao Guo: Tongpu is fine, I’ll pay double the price. Scholar: Just say it’s not about money. Lao Bai: Lu Xiucai said it was not about money.
Xiao Guo: What does Lu Xiucai do? Lao Bai: The one who settles accounts is a sour scholar. Lao Bai: Oops, I missed it.
Xiao Guo; fifty taels. Xiaobei: Tell him, didn't you just say that it's not about the price. Lao Bai: Mo Xiaobei said it, didn’t he just say it? It’s not about money.
Xiao Guo: Who is Mo Xiaobei? Lao Bai: She is the sister-in-law of our shopkeeper Tong. In other words, our shopkeeper Tong is her sister-in-law.
Xiao Guo: After talking for a long time, who are you? Everyone: His surname is Bai Zhantang, and he is a deadbeat waiter. : I’ve never done anything bad!
Xiao Guo: Well, what I pay is not silver, but gold. Shopkeeper: That’s it. Guest officer, please come in!
Everyone: The shopkeeper’s shopkeeper’s. Shopkeeper: It’s gold! Shopkeeper: Are you alone? Xiao Guo: Yes, is there any problem?
Shopkeeper: No problem. Hungry, say no. Guest officer, please come upstairs. The exhibition hall is closed. Lao Bai: If your sister-in-law dies one day, she will be greedy for death.
Shopkeeper: Where did the young master come from? Xiao Guo: Call me wherever you go. Shopkeeper: Where are you going? Xiao Guo: Go somewhere.
Shopkeeper: What’s your surname, sir? Xiao Guo: Please give me your surname Guo. Shopkeeper: My surname is Tong, you can call me Xiangyu. If you need anything, please don’t be polite.
Xiao Guo: Shopkeeper Tong is leaving slowly, I won’t send you far. Shopkeeper: There’s no need to give it away. If you’re hungry, you’ll leave on your own. goodbye.
Xiao Guo: If it is a black shop, there will be traps. If you find the trap, you will take the blame. Lao Bai: What are you doing?
Let people see how bad the impact is. Shopkeeper: So are you going or not? Lao Bai: You let me in, why did you let me go?
Shopkeeper: Don’t be afraid, everyone is here. Go! Go! Go! Xiao Guo: Are you okay? Lao Bai: What are you looking for?
Xiao Guo: You guys are making trouble, I’m looking for a nest. What's with you? Lao Bai: It’s okay. Xiao Guo: If you have nothing to do, go out!
Lao Bai: I'm here mainly to ask you, do you need a hot bath? I'll get you some water. Xiao Guo: No need.
Lao Bai: Look~ Xiao Guo: Yeah! No need! Lao Bai: Don’t worry, no one will laugh at you. Xiao Guo: Why are you laughing at me?
Lao Bai: I’m laughing at your weak body. Look at you, you have thin arms and thin legs. One look...Old Bai: Oh my God!
Oops, I didn’t expect that the energy is not small! Xiao Guo: You can go out. Lao Bai: The move you just made was to split the muscles and cross the bones, right?
Xiao Guo: How do you know? Lao Bai: Just say yes or no! Xiao Guo: Now that the matter is over, don’t blame me for being rude!
It was overwhelming... When he was filming the rooftop scene alone, even Liu Qingshan was laughing and holding his stomach, let alone the other people who understood the plot for the first time.
Moreover, a large number of modern vocabulary appeared in the costume drama. While many people were laughing, they were probably thinking something else.
"It turns out that costume dramas can still be played like this." The following is a retake of the frequent laugh scenes. Lao Bai: Dr. Xue from Shibalipu, what a good man he is. He was treating beggars with cupping that day.
Shopkeeper: As soon as the fire was lit, male and female evil spirits descended from the sky, punching and kicking them. While beating them, they said we were doing justice to the gods.
Lao Bai: After they finished their journey, Doctor Xue fell seriously ill and closed his clinic and never treated anyone again!
Xiao Guo: And that time on the Xiliang River, if we were a little late, everyone in that boat would have been killed by the river pirates.
Xiaoqing: Miss, how did you know it was a river pirate? Xiao Guo: Have you ever seen any ferry place that doesn’t charge money?
Shopkeeper: Uncle Ge San on the Xiliang River, what a good man he is. As long as he is not fishing, he goes to ferry people and sends people across the river for free. He just loaded a boatload of people that day when a male and female evil fell from the sky and attacked him. There was a flurry of punches and kicks, and they were talking while beating.
Big Mouth: Do justice for heaven? Shopkeeper: After finishing the journey, the ship was scuttled! Lao Bai: After that, if you want to cross the river again, you will have to walk an extra fifty miles.
Shopkeeper: That’s not all. The salesman from Balizhuang, the hunter from Heifengling... Lao Bai: The locksmith from Baishiqiao, the woodcutter from Weigong Village.
Shopkeeper: As long as you are a good person, you will not be able to escape if you are encountered by them. Xiao Guo: So many victories, aren’t they enough?
Everyone had a hard time filming this scene because the actors started laughing. Moreover, during the specific filming, the plot that was concentrated in the room was completed continuously, and the actors’ laughter was not very frequent.
But when it came time to shoot the scenes where Dayao was on the roof, the reasons in her mouth were combined with the lines in the room, not to mention how happy she was.
In addition, the staff who began to understand the whole plot were pleasantly surprised by the screenwriter's fantastic ideas, and when they saw the actors themselves laughing, these people could no longer hold back the laughter stuck in their throats. Voice.
Especially what Shopkeeper Tong said
"The boat was scuttled after finishing the journey." Even Jin Xishan himself laughed so hard that he was slapped several times in a row, and the others laughed so hard.
And the lines that the shopkeeper and the others used when confronting Xiao Guo shortly afterwards made people laugh so much that they could no longer suppress their laughter.
Shopkeeper: There is no end to the sea of suffering, and there is a shore when you turn around, a shore! Dazui: According to Buddhism, one becomes a Buddha immediately, Buddha! Lao Bai: Buddhism is boundless and can save all living beings. Live!
Scholar: What joy in life, nothing to fear in death, fear! Xiaobei: Fear, it is said that it will rain tomorrow...: You kill me!
