"You've come a long way, do you have any treasures here?"
"Yes, I can't compare with them. They all have crystal palaces, so I can only dig sand to cool down for a while. I dug sand and dug out a treasure and a lamp. It was quite big and had a long mouth. . I don’t know what it’s for. I wanted to use it for drinking water, but when I touched the cover, a god came out of it. It’s such a big monster, it’s pretty powerful, and it can still meet the requirements.” (Many people have thought of it. After hearing the result, there is a smile of anticipation in his eyes)
The Jade Emperor said: "Try it."
Hey, when the Dragon King of the Vast Sea touched the lid, a puff of blue smoke came out, a big fat man, the youngest and a big man, standing on top of the pot.
"See the Jade Emperor!"
The Jade Emperor was happy: "Okay, you are very powerful and can satisfy people's desires. You can turn it into a house for me!"
The blue fairy burst into tears: "Jade Emperor, if I want to have a house, why should I live in a lamp?" (Laughter and applause from the audience)
Jian Jianzhe said that all the gods and goddesses showed off their treasures here, and there were bursts of laughter in the Lingxiao Palace, and everyone was very happy. (Laughter continues)
The entire stand-up is divided into several parts. The original version takes more than an hour. His version with added words and seasonings, if it is completely said, it will take more than two hours.
Therefore, he stopped the story at this point: "This is a piece of "Guo Xiyou" that I created by imitating Mr. Guo Degang's acting style. In fact, if he performed this piece, it would be many times more exciting than my performance. , who made me like cross talk!"
Then he imitated the speaking style of a professional actor, said a few words to the audience before bowing and leaving the stage, ignoring the overwhelming requests for an encore from the audience.
Lao Guo didn't have time to meet him, so he started the rest of the performance. Unsurprisingly, he teased him a lot in the opening remarks, which immediately calmed down the chaos at the scene.
Listening to bursts of laughter outside, Liu Qingshan sighed to Yu Qian. This scene was Zhang Wenshun's praise. The old man's body and bones have returned to normal now, and it is not a big problem to stand on the stage for an hour or two.
"Lao Guo's cross talk skills are a gift. All I have on my phone are your jokes. Others' jokes are boring!"
Yu Qian nodded, "Lao Guo was born to do this, otherwise I wouldn't have given up my previous job and come here. Of course, it's mainly because I like it!"
"I have a lot of things to do here. I'll wait until he gets off the stage and say goodbye before leaving. I'll hand over this "Guo Xiyou" to you on my behalf!"
"What? I can't wait for the final farewell. I guess there will be many people under the stage who are not satisfied."
"I can't control that much anymore. Someone is here from Xiangjiang. It's the singer Chen Yixun. We made an appointment a long time ago, and he brought news from Brother Chen Long!"
"The Xiangjiang side started the riot first, and then came the protests from the mainland. Are these commotions a bit too loud? Don't accidentally turn it into an international dispute!"
Liu Qingshan understood the other party's concerns, "Brother Qian'er, don't worry. That Richard Gere was first instigating the relationship between me and Brother Chen Long. Now the eldest brother is in full swing in Hollywood, and the "Rush Hour" series is right here. Hong, besides, he called me and told me that Keir was already upset!"
"Brother has a film company on his side, so some of your scripts should also be owned, right?"
"Warner, Paramount, and Fox all called me to support me, and they all invested in "Chicago."
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"F*ck!" Yu Qian couldn't help but swore, "You've managed to win over so many big companies quietly, so I don't have to worry about it. Okay, go ahead, Lao Guo is here to help you get it right. !”
There was another reason why Liu Qingshan was in such a hurry to leave, but he didn't say it out loud, and that was that he received a text message from Tracy Gerald. There was only a short line of text on it, asking him to call him back as soon as possible.
The call was not made until the group of people left the Avenue of Stars through the back door of the theater.
The first thing Tracey said was: "Tyra was left by the crew to play the black female warden's subordinate. She only has two acting hours in total. We will focus on filming her in these two days. I can't miss you on uen TV." program!"
"Robert De Niro agreed to play Billy Flynn?"
"The contract has been signed, Shanzi. This time you have achieved your goal? Tell me the truth, did you plan to deal with that Richard Gere before coming? I know some of the things he did, let you Huahua The Chinese people have never been able to accept it!"
"My conscience, I really didn't take him to heart at first, otherwise I would have spoken out when you were always choosing roles. There is no need to burst out when most of the filming progress is completed!"
"That seems to be the case, but after you made such a fuss, you almost offended our college. You know, the other vice presidents have great expectations for this movie!"
"You are always there at the college to help me clean up the mess. I know you have a way!"
"Fortunately, the character of Billy Flynn is not the main protagonist in the film, and the last dance scene has not been filmed yet. It would be good for Robert to reshoot the previous parts in time, but Richard Gere spent a lot of time Three months of tap dancing lessons were in vain!”
"But he has received financial compensation from me, but I will find a way to make him spit it out bit by bit!"
"This incident has a great influence. You, the Chinese side, have expressed the strongest dissatisfaction. The Hong Kong side has even led to the spread of this public opinion storm again, making our Hollywood a little passive. Is this something you and JAG have done in advance? Is it agreed upon?"
"Absolutely not. Richard Gere intended to provoke him first. This is his consistent strategy towards our country, China. It is normal for Brother Chen Long to be furious!"
"Thankfully you completed the remedial work after the press conference, otherwise I wouldn't be able to talk to you about this matter! You are lucky, the relevant data research company has given a conclusion, our "Chicago" will be affected by This sudden incident has greatly increased the original popularity. Closely related to this data is the audience's expectations. In any case, our crew is a blessing in disguise!"
"That's yours and the academy's crew, not mine. The script is also based on a musical, and I don't have much real meaning in it."
"But because of this incident, many people have become aware of your market appeal. As far as I know, demonstrations in support of you have broken out in more than a dozen countries. Without a certain amount of private support, this would not be possible. Such a situation!"
"There are more than a dozen countries? Are things changing so fast?"
Liu Qingshan's surprise came from the fact that before he came to the Huaguo Theater this afternoon, he only received news about the trends in several countries.
"Well, during the time you were performing, the current situation has changed significantly. Someone asked me to inform you that things should be settled as soon as they are good. Otherwise, if you continue to make trouble like this, people in the Hollywood Hills will be embarrassed! "
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Auntie, are you saying that someone can't stand it? Or do you have an opinion about my behavior? "
"Don't you think this situation is reasonable? Not to mention Hollywood, in terms of global influence, only Jackson and his pop music can compete with you in the United States. Hollywood, known as the manufacturing center of the global entertainment industry, Are you willing to see this? And the people you step on are from their Screen Actors Guild!"
"Well, what do they think I should do?"
"Give another interview to the media, but it's best not to be in the form of a press conference, such as a talk show on a major TV station. You can also take the opportunity to release your new song!"
"Before the awards ceremony?"
"That's for sure, and they give you a list of shows to choose from!"
"What if I don't agree?"
"No one is threatening you. This is the first thing you need to understand. Someone stepped forward to mediate this matter. It is just for the smooth release of the films you shoot with several scripts in the future. It is a matter of mutual benefit, otherwise you will enter Hollywood in the future. Market matters will have to be delayed for a few more years.”
"Okay, listen to people's advice and eat enough. I agree to this!"
"Also, they know that you have another announcement with Fox TV station, which is the semi-finals of "Talent Show". They hope to use you to promote Hollywood movies on that show!"
"I'm afraid I can't agree to this now. The show did invite me, but the specific contract hasn't been negotiated yet, and it's a talent show, so the way to promote a movie is not suitable. Besides, I have no experience in this area! "
In fact, at this point, Liu Qingshan could already guess who "they" were referring to. They were nothing more than a few senior executives from the Actors Guild,
But the previous requirements are okay, but the last condition is a bit harsh. Comics are really not suitable. Even if it is forcibly implanted according to the script of the show, there must be a reasonable plot setting.
And as a person, he has neither the time nor the obligation to help these people. Moreover, even if he is willing to participate, the TV station must agree to modify the program process.
As if she had guessed what he was thinking, Tracy laughed and said: "Don't worry, since they have made this request, they will definitely take care of all aspects! Of course, the specific plan of how to do it has not been formalized yet. It’s done, now it’s just a stage of asking for your opinions. Only with your approval can they carry out the next step in a targeted manner.”
"I just want to know what good will it do to me if I do this!"
"I brought this up for you. They said they would allow your first directing work to enter the American market smoothly!"
"Isn't this considered a threat?"
"You have to understand clearly that first of all, your work is here to steal their jobs. Is there anything wrong with them forming a group to defend themselves?"
"Okay, you can reply for me. I can agree to them, but the prerequisite is that the film's introduction contract is initialed, as well as the reasonable placement of the planning script and the authorization from Fox TV station."
"Okay, I will report this as soon as possible. The rest is a private matter. When will you come to our house as a guest? Our Mr. Gerald has asked several times!"
"Originally I would have brought it up last night, but I didn't expect something like this to happen. It still depends on your time and Mr. Gerald's time."
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