At this time, Guo Degang on the stage also fully realized that this person was not only proficient in this art, but he didn't say a word on the ground. He might have another teacher, and he immediately felt relieved.
Guo: "I'm sorry, you're going to slap your nose in the face, and you dare to get ahead of us in teasing us? I think you are very funny today, how about I support you for a while?"
Liu: "Are you trying to bully me? You have to think about it, once I tease you, your life in the cross talk circle will be even more difficult in the future!"
Guo: "Hey, are you challenging me? I went out to drink today just to completely expose you as a fake!"
"Who is afraid of whom?" Liu Qingshan rolled up his sleeves, walked outside the table, stood in a funny position, and pushed Guo Degang aside.
In fact, he knew very well that this was Guo Degang acting according to the opportunity, using the excuse to switch places so that Liu Qingshan could tell people to leave.
Moreover, with him supporting and caring by the side, he would collect what should be collected and release what should be released, so there would be no performance accidents.
Liu Qingshan's face was filled with pride at this time, as if he was crazy like a villain after he succeeds, which even caused a burst of laughter from the audience.
He glanced to the side, and Guo Degang understood what he was doing. He followed his footsteps and took a step back, then stepped forward and bowed together.
Liu: "There are a lot of people here today!"
Guo: "Well, there are a lot of them, they are all full!"
Liu: "What does this mean? It means that some people still listen to our traditional art."
Guo: "Not bad!"
Liu: "First of all, let me introduce myself to everyone. My name is Guo, no, my name is Liu Qingshan. I am a primary school student in the cross talk world. I have little talent and little knowledge, so it is not worth mentioning. But the person next to me deserves to be highlighted!"
Guo: "It's my turn!"
Liu: "This one, yes, the cross talk I'm going to talk about next is..."
Guo: "Tai-Tai-Tai, you didn't even introduce me!"
Liu: "Didn't we just introduce you?"
Guo: "What did you say? You just gestured towards me."
Liu: "No introduction?"
Guo rolled his eyes: "No-no!"
Liu: "Actually, you don't need an introduction, Guo Degang, right? A lot of people know you recently."
Guo: "Yes, I have been able to sell a lot more tickets recently!"
There was another burst of applause and cheers from the audience.
Liu Hui gave him a roll of his eyes: "Those who praise you should stop talking. If it is, it is, if it is not, it is not. Who are you insinuating by dumping the burden of selling tickets?"
Guo: "No, how did I mirror you?"
Liu: "It's best not. If you let me hear it next time, you will receive a letter from my lawyer tomorrow!"
"Hahaha!"
Everyone in the audience burst into laughter. The plot of Liu Qingshan’s lawyer’s letter was well known to everyone. When it was put here, the effect was unexpectedly loud.
Guo: "Oh? Lawyer's letter? You've already introduced me, but you haven't said what you do yet?"
Liu: "Don't you see it? With my status, my temperament, and my noble demeanor that can be seen with the naked eye, you don't see what I do?"
Guo: "Sorry for my poor eyesight, I really didn't see it!"
Liu faced the audience: "Did you see it?"
"No!" The audience roared in unison.
Guo: "I don't see your noble demeanor, but I can see that you are a bit thick-skinned."
Liu: "I hate it, don't hit our funny ones, especially the master who is talking about cross talk for the first time!"
Guo made a gesture of covering his mouth: "Are you a cross talk master?"
Liu: "No, no, no, you misunderstood. I mean the master who is talking about cross talk for the first time, not the master of cross talk. Your ears are blocked by donkey hair?"
"Hahaha..."
The audience burst into laughter, and even the actors backstage were laughing so hard that they were holding their stomachs.
Guo: "The higher-ups are promoting the purification of the stage right now. Stop using vulgar words! Just tell me what you do!"
Liu: "Me, ahem, I'm a dancer!"
The scene immediately burst into cheers, and almost everyone's eyes were filled with anticipation. Obviously, it was not like it was Liu Qingshan's first time on stage to talk about cross talk. His ability to control stage performances was no worse than Guo Degang's. .
Later, there was a lot of discussion in the stage.
"So Mr. Liu can speak cross talk? Is there anything else he can't do?"
"Not only can he speak well, but his command of the language is no worse than that of Lao Guo. You must know that the two of them are completely out of touch and have never spoken to each other!"
"Every word is improvised, so there are no words!"
"Sister Xishan, Shanzi has talked about cross talk before? This is so authentic!"
...
The two people on the stage didn't know anything about this and were still engaged in the verbal exchange.
Guo: "Are you a dancer?"
Liu: "Of course! Look at my kicking, my appearance, my chest and butt lift. Is it professional or not? Just say it's professional or not!"
Guo: "I don't know whether it's professional or not, but the wording is wrong. What does it mean to stick out your breasts and lift your butt? Is it embarrassing or not?"
Liu: "What did I say wrong? Isn't this part called the butt? Why, did your country of China change the name?"
Guo: "Wait a minute, why are you talking about your country of China? Are you not from our country of China, sir?"
Liu: "Who are you scolding? Who are you saying is not Chinese? I'm worried about you. Just wait to receive the lawyer's letter!"
Guo: "Then what do you mean by adding "you" in front of it?"
Liu: “Isn’t that what everyone who has returned from studying abroad says?”
Guo: "No! I haven't heard of it. Please don't cause trouble for us! Now I regret letting you make fun of me. It's terrible. Good guy, you dare to say any words!"
Everyone in the theater burst into laughter. Some people were wiping tears and just had snot coming out of their noses.
Liu Qingshan still looked confused: "Did I say something wrong?"
Guo: "It's not wrong! There is nothing wrong with spanking!"
Liu: "Spanking? What spanking? Aren't spankings allowed on your cross talk stage?"
Guo: "Who said spanking? Oh my god, I'm going crazy!"
He was not crazy, but the people under the stage were laughing like crazy. Some people were desperately slapping the table in front of them, as if this was the only way to fully express the laughter in their hearts.
Liu: "Not a spanking?"
Guo: "No, straighten your waist and raise your hips. It's not appropriate to use your native dialect here!"
Liu: "Oh, it turns out there's something wrong here! I thought it would be easier to understand in another way!"
Guo: "Can we stop worrying about this word? So, you also came back from studying abroad? Where did you study abroad?"
Liu Meng smacked his chest and looked relieved at last: "You have brought the topic back. I was worried that you would say something inappropriate again!"
Guo: "Mr. Liu, if I don't take care of you, why does it become my fault? Aren't you talking nonsense all the time?"
Liu: "Okay, okay, what should I say next?"
Guo: "You don't know how to love me! It's time to study abroad!"
Liu: "Yes, yes, study abroad. Well, I just came back from studying abroad. What's wrong? You still dare to beat me here? There are reporters down there recording me!"
Guo: "You're almost driving me crazy! Just tell me, where did you study and what did you study?"
Liu: "Hey, I learned dancing in Han State!"
Guo: "Get up! Why did you squat to learn? Stand up and say it happily."
Liu: "By the way, dance was invented by the Han people!"
Guo: "Huh? Dancing was invented by Han people?"
Liu: "The people from Han country are the most amazing."
Guo: "Yeah?"
Liu: "The Dragon Boat Festival was invented by people from the Han country, Chinese medicine was invented by the people from the Han country, Confucius was also invented by the people from the Han country, and Tathagata Buddha was also invented by the people from the Han country."
Every time he said something, there was a chorus of shouts underneath, as if they were singing in harmony, making the atmosphere of the scene even more heated.
Guo: "Then what did we Chinese invent?"
Liu: "The Chinese invented the Han people!"
The audience almost stopped laughing, but Guo Degang looked towards the backstage with a guilty conscience, picked up the white handkerchief on the table and wiped his face.
Then he lowered his voice with lingering fear and reminded Liu Qingshan: "Be careful what you say, Miss Jin is listening at the waiting door!"
Liu Qingshan also picked up a handkerchief to wipe his face in a panic, and then took a sneak peek at Jin Xishan's position, which immediately caused the whole audience to burst into laughter.
In fact, he didn't feel guilty at all. He had teased Jin Xishan countless times about this issue.
She was actually well aware of some of the dirty things done in her country, so not only did she not feel that Liu Qingshan was offending her, but she often joked about it, so she was not worried that the other party would lose face because of it.
Guo: "You can just mention dancing."
Liu: "Actually, after studying dance for so many years, I still feel that the dance of each country is related to the region."
Guo: "What does it have to do with the region? Please tell me."
Liu: "The dances of our country are all like this, with big opening and closing, and a majestic atmosphere like no other."
Guo: "Yes, this is Tibetan dance."
Liu: "Look at the dance of the small island country."
Liu Qingshan performed a cowardly bastard dance that made the audience roll on the floor.
Guo Degang also laughed so hard that he could hardly open his mouth. It took him a long time to squeeze out a sentence: "Don't dare to pull with both hands, otherwise you will accidentally pull down the boundary monument!"
"So," Liu Qingshan suddenly read these three words loudly, "I have decided not to go to the small island country in the future!"
Guo Degang immediately knew that he was going to conclude his speech, and straightened his back quickly: "How is it?"
"I'm afraid that if I stay there for a long time and someone else tries to bully me, I will have no choice but to commit seppuku to thank the world!"
"Pull you down quickly!"
The two people immediately took a step back, bowed and left the stage. The audience was not happy and screamed for another one. They looked at each other, turned around and walked back to the stage.
"I'm addicted to teasing today. How about Teacher Guo giving me another one?"
After Liu Qingshan said this, he turned around and looked at Guo Degang, who had a dull expression for a moment, and laughed loudly, and then said to the audience: "It's not difficult for him. I'm afraid he is soaked with sweat at this time! Why, He was nervous because he was afraid that I might not be able to keep my mouth shut for a while and say something I shouldn’t have said!”
