Chapter 396 Let’s talk about cross talk

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Liu Qingshan smiled slightly and shook his head, "Your album will be released soon. You will be busier than me next, and you will most likely have to stay in the cold country for a while. I'm afraid it won't be until next summer when you come back!" "

Xiao Luan suddenly became excited: "So Miss Jin's first album will be released soon? Haha, can I reveal this news on the forum?"

"Will you call me Sister Xishan from now on?" Jin Xishan nodded and smiled, "The release of the album originally requires the cooperation of publicity, and I will give you a few copies when the time comes!"

Luan Yunping waved his hand and refused: "How can this happen? It is the responsibility of fans to support idols' works. Once I accept your record, those fans in the forum will scold me to death!"

Liu Qingshan appreciated his point of view: "There will be a variety show live broadcast on Kyoto Channel tomorrow night. We will both perform, and Sister Xishan will sing a new song from the album. You might as well listen to it then!"

"Tomorrow's "Celebrity Show", right? We've known about it for a long time. The Kyoto Channel's promotion started last night, and there's a lot of news about it in today's newspapers."

"My songs are all composed by Shanzi alone. Each of the twelve songs in the album is a classic and can be used as the title song!"

"So far, I have never heard a bad song written by Mr. Liu. The newspaper speculated that the two of you will have a duet tomorrow. Is it true? The song "Do You Know or Not"?"

"This matter has not been finalized yet. It mainly depends on the time arrangement. After all, it is a live broadcast, and the program team must calculate every minute carefully."

"It would be a pity not to be able to sing a chorus," said Yue Yunpeng, "I prefer listening to English songs. Although I can't understand a word of it, I know that those English songs have topped various charts in foreign countries. When I hear the melody, I An indescribable sense of honor!”

"That's true!" It was Luan Yunping's partner Gao Feng who spoke, "Now who doesn't know that Mr. Liu is almost walking sideways abroad! Musically, he can sweep the charts, and with force, he can be beaten to death with one punch The top professional fighting master, his movie scripts were looted by big Hollywood directors as soon as he came out, and his planned variety shows can sell for millions of dollars!"

Liu Qingshan was happy, "Brother Gao, you know quite a lot about it! But I remember there are some things that not many people outside know. Where did you hear it?"

Gao Feng straightened out his small chest, which was not thick, and said in a rather arrogant tone: "I am a big fan of Mr. Liu. Whenever something happens, I always go over the wall to look for some clues on foreign English websites. I have read many forums there. A regular customer!”

The old man surnamed Li next to him was named Li Wenzhen, and he answered and revealed his background: "Gao Feng is our university scholar, a failed student at Tsinghua University, a top student in high school, and he speaks English very fluently!"

Liu Qingshan laughed loudly: "The old man's speech is really interesting. When did Tsinghua's failed students become capital?"

Gao Feng explained himself seriously: "Old Li Tou is really not talking nonsense. We caught a cold during the college entrance examination. I took a few cold medicines on the day of the examination and unexpectedly fell asleep in the examination room! So did the teacher who invigilated the examination. What a shame, no one was kind enough to call me out, and when I woke up, I only had more than 20 minutes left, and I was so busy cramming in nonsense that I still managed to get into college!"

Liu Qingshan really didn't know about this. He looked surprised at this time and was still muttering to himself, "There are indeed a lot of weird things here, even such weird things!"

It's just that his voice was not quiet, which once again caused the audience to burst into laughter.

Xiao Luan was happy to explain to outsiders the weird people and strange things in the cross talk club: "Did you see that little fat guy with a face full of fly shit! His name is Shaobing, which is the nickname given by the master. He is born to hate others. There is bad water in his bones, and he has beaten all the people who set up stalls at the door, and the doorkeeper who is used to check tickets is just right!"

Then he pointed at a fat little white man in the crowd, "This man's name is Xu Deliang, a serious student at Peking University, a senior junior fellow student with a German character. Because he has a diamond stud on his ear, he is also called Earring Xu. This guy, good guy, is so slovenly that he often wears rags and ragged clothes. I suspect his coat is never washed! Moreover, this guy has a very high IQ but extremely low emotional intelligence. He often..."

Liu Qingshan hurriedly interrupted him: "Stop, stop, stop, this is not an introduction, it's about to become an expose and criticize conference!"

Xiao Luan didn't care about Liu Qingshan's criticism of him, "I'm not afraid of offending people. I say it in front of so many people for their own good. If it's good, I'll change it, if not, I'll encourage you!"

Jin Xishan obviously understood what he said. He suppressed his laughter and shook his head at him: "Shanzi was right when he introduced you. Your speech is indeed very stiff. You must know how to speak tactfully in the future. This will offend you very much." Human!"

Although she said this, there was a kind of appreciation in her eyes. People who dare to tell the truth are indeed not popular, but such people are also needed in any group, otherwise everyone will always be in harmony. Something happened.

Moreover, she quickly understood why Liu Qingshan valued this person, and she had obviously noticed his tough personality for a long time.

At this time, the performance on the stage also came to an end. Liu Qingshan observed that some people were busy dressing up and frequently looking at the waiting door, and he understood that they were about to go out collectively to show off.

So he waved his hands and drove everyone away: "Let's all go and do our work. I'll wait for Lao Guo to come down and we'll go to the hospital to visit the patients together!"

It wasn't until this incident that some people thought of Zhang Wenshun again, and many people's faces were filled with sadness.

After the collective farewell, since the audience refused to leave, Yu Qian, who came off the stage and was taking off his coat, shouted to Liu Qingshan: "Mr. Liu, those people are probably waiting for you, why don't you let Lao Guo take you too?" Go and walk around the stage? Otherwise, they won’t leave and we won’t be able to escape!”

Guo Degang suddenly realized it and cast a questioning look at Liu Qingshan.

Liu Qingshan stood up and handed the cigar in his hand to Jin Xishan: "Let's go, Lao Guo and I will go up and say a few words. It will be dark outside soon!"

To be honest, Guo Degang was unsure at this time. He was a little worried that Liu Qingshan would treat this place as a press conference when he got to the stage. This would conflict with the nature of the Tianqiao Theater. Once it was recorded and posted online, , will affect the business that has just started to improve.

Of course, such an effect will greatly help spread the influence of the cross talk club, but after all, it is a folk art stage, and it is watched by many peers, hoping that you will make a mistake and use it as a means of criticism.

Borrowing the celebrity effect in the entertainment industry obviously goes against the meaning of the existence of traditional folk art. How many people are looking for him to rely on hype to gradually gain popularity. In this way, it will be extremely difficult to clear his name.

However, the moment he walked out of the stage, Guo Degang was completely shocked. Liu Qingshan actually took the initiative to stand in the position of admiration, clasped his hands in fists, and thanked all the noise under the stage, but did not say a word, but acted like a professional Like an admiring actor, he turned sideways and waited for his funny opening remarks.

The audience below could tell that the two of them were going to make a joke. Although they were both in casual clothes, their postures showed that their positions were clearly defined, making it look like they were returning to a cross talk show.

Then bursts of applause erupted in the auditorium, and even the reporters who came after hearing the news and the audience afterwards were filled with excitement.

Guo Degang saw the confusion in Liu Qingshan's eyes, and he understood the truth just a few words before the microphone: "For those of you who arrived later, I know your tickets were collected at the door. Fortunately, twenty It’s not a lot of money, so it’s troublesome to return it one by one, and our Tianqiao Theater is rarely full, so I shamelessly put it in my pocket!”

There was a burst of applause at the scene, and he waited for the atmosphere to relax slightly before speaking again: "Everyone today knows that it was my friend Mr. Liu Qingshan who came to visit the class. To be honest, I didn't receive any letters before. If a famous alien immigrant wants to see me, he must put on the python robe given by his teacher Mr. Hou Yaowen to show respect!"

Liu Qingshan answered at this time: "How can you show respect? You are obviously demonstrating!"

The audience in the audience was stunned for a moment, and then there was a commotion. Many people looked at each other and sighed: "It turns out that Mr. Liu can talk about cross talk, and he is not here to chase us away!"

Guo Degang reacted very quickly. While replying, he was secretly happy in his heart: "You who are standing in that position should stop talking. I didn't see the joke and haven't introduced you yet. You are suspected of stealing the conversation!"

"Applause---" the audience responded in unison.

"Guo Degang, you can't tell lies with your eyes open. We just heard you introduce it to aliens and the like. Everyone said it was not!"

"Yes!" Liu Qingshan's words elicited an even stronger response.

Guo: "Am I wrong? Alien immigrants are given by foreigners. Is it wrong for me to introduce them like this? Hey, no, I didn't introduce them just now!"

Liu: "You've clearly introduced me, but you're still begging for nothing. Are you used to being suppressed, and you have to vent your frustration as soon as you stand on the stage?"

"boom!"

There was a moment of chaos under the stage. This baggage was thrown out in a subtle way. Anyone who knows this Tianqiao Theater knows that many well-known cross talk artists in Kyoto are desperately complaining about their performance methods and suppressing them in various ways.

The reason is very simple. It is obvious that those so-called crosstalks where everyone came on stage for more than ten minutes have become the norm in this industry, and you can easily earn appearance fees.

Now there is Guo Degang, who often performs traditional jokes for 40 or 50 minutes, which makes those famous cross talk actors who can't even speak in a coherent manner feel embarrassed.

Moreover, Guo Degang refused to die and announced that they would speak more than 600 crosstalks at the cross talk conference, and they were guaranteed to listen to them for a week without turning back. This made it even more difficult for those who hang out in various national-level literary and art groups to eat and wait to die. There is no market for cross talk actors anymore.

And Liu Qingshan explained his current predicament in one sentence, making people who like to listen to his cross talk cheer and enjoy.