Brenda seemed to really like her. As soon as Jin Xishan appeared on the stage, her little hand was held, which caused a burst of weird laughter in the audience.
Brenda, however, faced the audience and explained solemnly: "What attracts me most about Miss Jin is her rich oriental beauty temperament. She is a little shy, her tone is reserved, and her every frown and smile can make people love you! But I didn't pry. Mr. Liu’s corner, because my sexual orientation has always been clear!”
Everyone laughed. Brenda had a boyfriend who she had been with for several years and was the strongest quarterback in three-time All-England rugby. He was two meters tall and his strong physique had always been the main topic of ridicule for Brenda. .
But as soon as the audience's laughter subsided, Brenda launched a sharp question to Jin Xishan: "Almost everyone in the world is concerned about your relationship with Mr. Liu. Can you tell us today about this relationship between you and me?" Does the love affair that is always secretive really exist?"
Jin Xishan's blushing face aroused good-natured laughter from the audience.
She said: "According to Shanzi, we are at the stage of being a friend or above, but not yet being lovers?"
"Youda and above, but not yet a lover? Another new word, a poem written by Mr. Liu?"
Jin Xishan shook his head: "Youda means friend in Kojima Mandarin. Above youda and not enough as lovers means that the relationship between the two is above that of friends, but not yet to the level of lovers. It is used to express the kind of relationship between young teenagers. A green and astringent feeling.”
Brenda curled her lips and said with a bit of disgust: "You are the only ones who are still young? I don't believe we are not together. The intimacy between two people is not hidden in any public place. We both have eyes and can see It’s very clear, okay!”
Her words drew a burst of applause from the audience, and it was clear that these were exactly what they wanted to say.
Jin Xishan smiled bitterly and spread his hands towards the audience: "I am telling the truth. Although I admit that it is impossible to reject this man, I have said the specific reasons countless times on many occasions. After all, we have different nationalities. , there are big differences in thinking, consciousness and even people’s behavior in the world, which is caused by different growth environments!”
"Cut"
Almost coincidentally, such a neat exclamation of contempt came from the audience. It seems that this expression of disdain is common all over the world.
Liu Qingshan laughed loudly at the side: "Sister Xishan, just follow me. Didn't you hear why everyone is questioning your reasons? I am actually a very good person. I can both act and sing." , and I'm good at fighting. The key is that I look very talented. Although I'm a little shorter than Brenda's boyfriend, I'm still 1.9 meters tall. Besides, now that everyone knows that we two are so entangled, who will dare to marry you in the future? "
The whole place burst into laughter, and even Brenda, who was used to the scene, couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Liu, in terms of physique, you really can't compare to Peppa Pig. That guy is just a beast. He can eat half a cow in one meal, or a whole cow." Mature!"
"Eh? You actually said that Mr. Page is an animal. Is his wildness really like the legend?"
The burst of laughter turned into wild laughter in an instant, and many people were holding their stomachs and out of breath.
Liu Qingshan's words have a profound historical meaning. The rumors between Brenda Gein and her boyfriend are very famous, and they are the kind of targeted ridicule that is not suitable for children and are a universal topic in society.
Brenda also knew that in her quick words, she had unintentionally fulfilled the rumors.
So she covered her mouth and smiled shyly, and quickly explained: "When he is called an animal, it means he can eat it, but it has nothing to do with his strength!"
Yes, it's okay that she didn't explain. This explanation only strengthened the other party's malicious rhetoric.
Liu Qingshan pretended to suddenly realize: "Oh, it turns out it has nothing to do with strength. It seems I misunderstood! No, there was nothing about strength in what I just said. Brenda, why did you suddenly mention strength?"
This time, even Jin Xishan, who has always been cautious with his words since coming to London, couldn't help laughing.
At this moment, a short staff member walked up quickly and handed Brenda a note.
Brenda took it casually and glanced at it quickly. The expression on her face changed obviously, the color change from red to white.
But she immediately pretended that nothing happened, coughed slightly, and said: "In the next step, we..."
"No!" Liu Qingshan, with quick eyes and quick hands, snatched the note, glanced at it and shook it seriously toward the audience: "Based on my knowledge before today, I always thought that "The Brenda Show" was an exclusive interview It’s a talk show, and the contract that I received the invitation also said so. Today’s episode of “The Brenda Show” is about my personal interview, but obviously the program team deceived me, and it actually said: Please I continued to discuss the relationship between men’s strength and Chinese martial arts with Mr. Liu. I was very surprised, did Mr. Page also learn Chinese martial arts? It turns out that we are still colleagues!"
This explanation was outrageous, and the whole audience once again went crazy with laughter. Many people were slapping the chairs they were sitting on, as if they were trying to vent more laughter that they couldn't reject in their stomachs.
Jin Xishan explained to the audience on the side: "You have also seen the promotion of this program. In order to attract more people to watch, one of the links in the program process is to calculate the most topical content based on the hot topics feedback from the audience. Remind the host. I’m surprised that Brenda ignored the directing team’s prompts and could easily lose her job!”
She is also a host, and her eloquence is quite good. This explanation once again made the audience laugh.
Liu Qingshan showed an innocent expression at the right time: "Brenda, is what Sister Xishan said accurate? Because I was busy with many things before, I really didn't pay attention to such a link. I was still wondering why someone gave it to me for no reason. Got a note? Let’s get started, that’s what I think…”
"Hahaha......"
The scene was almost uncontrollably joyful. Everyone was laughing crazily and was about to lose control.
They had heard Liu Qingshan's jokes before at the morning press conference, but this evening's program made people remember his specialty of being funny.
What's even more ridiculous is that he was able to cooperate perfectly with Jin Xishan, pushing Brenda, who was famous for her eloquence, to the point of being embarrassed.
Fortunately, just when Brenda was feeling embarrassed, shouts of "Alien" suddenly came from the audience.
Perhaps it's because Liu Qingshan's funny characteristics surprised fans and attracted more favor, so some people couldn't help but shout "Alien".
But this kind of favor is contagious, and soon the audience was full of people to cater to him. For a while, the sound of "Alien" was uniform and shocking, and it seemed that the ceiling in the recording studio was about to lift.
There was a brief moment of astonishment on Liu Qingshan's face, and they thought that their fans were so awesome that even a few jokes could resonate.
But the change of expression on his face caused more and more laughter, and instead abruptly interrupted the voice of "Alien".
After all, Brenda has been on the battlefield for a long time and immediately seized this opportunity: "Mr. Liu, I am very emotional. Your fans' support every time is as enthusiastic as a concert! Speaking of singing, it is said that you are still excited for tonight." Have you prepared works for your program?”
Her words had an immediate effect. When she heard that she could finally see his work and singing skills, the atmosphere at the scene immediately became quiet and was replaced by countless looks of anticipation.
Liu Qingshan immediately raised his right hand and snapped his fingers, "Haha, I've finally waited for this part. I've been excited all day just to show off my resonant singing voice!"
Laughter came as promised, but in an instant it turned into applause as he stood up.
As he stood up, the lights dimmed in a coordinated manner. This was the result of his previous singing audition.
There was a small stage in the middle of the interview site, and someone brought a guitar and the matching guitar LOOPER, whose scientific name is loop station, which translates to loop effector.
This thing is a very complicated version that Chen Zuming helped him customize in the United States. It is also a new thing in that country, and there are also very few people who can use it.
Because he thought there would be a performance opportunity when he came this time, he brought it with him.
Its principle is very simple, that is, it has a small tape recorder inside, which can record when you step on it, play it when you step on it again, or it can be set to play and overlay recording.
This principle is actually a bit similar to that of a delay effector, so we often find that if a delay effector has a gear shifting function, a certain gear is loope.
It's just the kind that's currently common on the market. When you switch it to the looper function, the delay function disappears. This customized version has four tracks and separate playback stop pedals and cancel pedals.
Most of the ordinary single-block loop machines can only record the timbre of one instrument at a time. The customized version can not only superimpose loops, but also add effects on the left panel.
As soon as Liu Qingshan stepped onto the stage, he was engaged in various operations. He was sitting on a high chair, playing chords in his hands, and constantly stepping on the effector with his feet to record the humming and guitar rhythm from his mouth.
Use the loop machine to record a piece of audio and play it in a loop, so that one person can create multiple parts during a performance to achieve the effect of a small band.
For convenience of control, a pedal is usually provided so that the performer does not have to bend down to control it with his hands.
But that guitar is not an ordinary acoustic guitar, but an electric guitar with its own electric box. Otherwise, using reverb on an acoustic guitar is a fool's errand, and it is the same scumbag as a distortion effector.
Liu Qingshan's guitar technique is very simple, which is Em, C, G, D, and then the ring finger of the last three chords keeps looping on the second string and third fret infinitely, and an unstoppable "6 16 6 16 6 16 7 65" back-and-forth accompaniment is like this The recording is complete.
This kind of one-person operation was not seen in the music scene at this time. Everyone was watching in surprise as Liu Qingshan was busy working for a long time, with confusion in their eyes.
