The sky is bright.
Sunlight shines into the study through the gaps in the curtains.
Boas stretched, moved his stiff arms a few times and continued working.
The FA has not yet announced Mourinho's punishment.
But based on his experience, Mourinho's suspension will last between one and three games, depending on how the referee writes his post-match report.
And this is under the premise that Mourinho doesn't say anything.
As for the appeal?
Chelsea has never successfully appealed.
His experience is not as legendary as what the newspapers wrote.
What little cafe caught Robson's attention.
But he did manage to join Sir Robson's team as a data analyst.
As a coach who is sensitive to the technical characteristics of players, Villas-Boas has long noticed the unusualness in football.
Benitez carries two toads with him wherever he goes.
Huang Kaiwen’s two previous coaches, Carlo Ancelotti and Capello, were both loyal fans of mysticism.
Their assistant coaches also know a lot.
You can see a lot of them in the usual game videos.
He needs to coach several games in the Champions League and British domestic competitions this time.
If he doesn't know how to cast magic, does it make him look a little weak as a coach?
Boas's grandmother was a declining British aristocrat, and the story she told him the most was the story of King Arthur and the Archmage Merlin.
Boas rubbed his temples and pushed aside the History of the Kings of Britain.
This book didn't help him at all with what he wanted to learn.
Next to it is the Key of Solomon, but Boas was not very interested in the Jewish one.
Influenced by grandma.
He still preferred Merlin's magic.
He had heard many such mysterious stories since he was a child.
But it is difficult to find the principles and learning books for magic release.
What he is doing now is to find relevant information in some books and continue to learn more about it.
At the same time, he also asked friends to help inquire about related issues.
Villas-Boas doesn't believe so much in these things, but there is one thing that doesn't make sense at all - why Kevin is still the best player in the world after being injured 85 times.
Huang Kevin was not a Chelsea player before, so he didn't have to think about it.
But now that I think about it, it doesn’t make sense.
Science really can't explain what happened to Huang Kaiwen.
Why did he get hurt so many times?
And why can it always return to its best condition?
He has seen Huang Kevin's injury report. The soleus, groin, meniscus, ankle metatarsal, as well as ears, eyes, nose, throat... any of these can torture a player for his entire career. It may even be life-threatening.
But Huang Kaiwen is still like a normal person. He won the 100-meter silver medal in the Olympics and copied Miha's free-kick hat-trick for Manchester City. After being injured in so many key parts of the sport, he was still able to kick a ball with a speed of over 200 kilometers per hour. Penalty kick.
This kind of thing is really not that easy to explain.
If it weren't for a curse, there would be no way to explain the fact that Huang Kevin is injured far more than ordinary players.
If it weren't for the blessing of the gods, there would be no way to explain Huang Kevin's ability to recover every time.
So Boas felt that mysticism was real, but ordinary people couldn't grasp it.
"Why……"
Boas sighed and pushed Harry Potter aside.
He was so crazy that he learned magic from a children's book.
If you can't learn real magic, just pretend to be on the sidelines.
You can’t let people think that he, Luis Andre Villas-Boas, can’t do anything.
Villas-Boas decided to turn on the TV to change his mind. The host of the Portuguese-speaking TV station was gloating that many cars in the Real Madrid parking lot had lost their wheels.
Boas shook his head.
The world's number one club cannot even guarantee the safety of the parking lot at its training base.
So some things cannot just be looked at on the surface, but must be looked at at a deeper level.
Who would have thought that football could be connected with various occult sciences!
In Boas's concept, occultism is the same as nuclear weapons. You don't have to use them, but you must have them and know how to do them. You can only use them when your opponent makes moves.
Later he was going to the British Museum.
Anyway, Mourinho is suspended, and it is still Mourinho who arranges the formation.
Even he doesn't have much rights in substitutions and doesn't need to prepare too much.
It's better to take this opportunity to look for books about Merlin's magic. Even if he can't catch up with head coaches like Capello and Ancelotti, he still has to reach the level of assistant coaches like Tassotti or Galbiati.
Boas has always been someone who finds a goal and never gives up.
Otherwise, it would not have been possible to successfully join Sir Robson's coaching team while still in high school and become the team's data analyst.
After thinking about it.
Boas decided to read the newspaper and then sleep for a while. When he got up, he went to the library.
Opening a new day's newspaper, it was exactly what he thought.
The referee Mark Clattenburg took up a lot of ink, followed by Huang Kevin.
As for Huntelaar, who just scored a hat-trick, because he is not British, he still needs to continue to perform to get a higher evaluation.
"The Times" wrote: "Mark Clattenburg had many controversial penalties during the game. Huntelaar's handball, as well as the previous handball, Clattenburg did not call for two consecutive handballs. If we talk about Chelsea's two If the handball did not change the situation on the field much, then Nani was pushed down by Carvalho in the penalty area, which is the epitome of the chaos of law enforcement in this game. We can accept the misjudgment, but this foul was a penalty kick or Nani's handball, Clark Thunberg should have blown one. He turned Manchester United's penalty kick into a controversial goal, and Clattenberg became the absolute protagonist of this red-blue battle."
Boas smiled and shook his head.
Based on his observations, the Football Association was cultivating a referee named Clattenburg.
If any other referee had made such an outrageous penalty, he would have been demoted, and his future would be dark.
But this is not the first time Clattenburg has been so outrageous, and he has never seen any punishment from the FA.
Until now, the FA dare not let him referee Everton games. Everton fans sent bullets to Clattenburg because of his misjudgment in the Merseyside derby. They really want to kill Clattenburg.
"Manchester Evening News" interviewed Keane. Keane said: "Of course I will watch that game. There is some controversy in the referee's decision. But the gap between the two teams is obvious. There is no misjudgment and it will not affect the result of the game. "
Boas pouted.
In the past, Keane would have scolded the referee.
It can only be said that the butt determines the head. After he became the head coach, his team did not dare to comment on the referee when it was not his team that suffered misjudgements.
In football.
Villas-Boas is a young coach.
The very young kind.
In football, everyone under the age of 50 is considered a young coach.
However, he is very sober in terms of human relations and sophistication.
Very accurate at reading people.
Otherwise, there is no way to impress Robson at the age of 17 and coach the British Virgin Islands at the age of 21.
Just like the new player Deco in the team.
From the moment he saw him, Villas-Boas thought that this Brazilian-born Portuguese compatriot was not as honest as he appeared. There is no such thing as boring in Europe, but that's probably what it means.
"The Sun": "Chelsea players had a nightclub party after their victory over Manchester United. Kevin and Crouch's fiancée had a good chat. Ashley Cole and Joe Cole left the nightclub at 4 a.m."
Boas couldn't help seeing this.
Kevin Huang must be reminded.
The situation in England is different from other countries.
In this country, as Mourinho said, everyone is a voyeur and they just like gossip stories.
A news hot spot can earn a person hundreds of thousands to millions of pounds.
Those are the girls who sell stories about themselves and their stars to newspapers.
Beckham's female assistant earned millions from Beckham.
This kind of thing has almost no risk and high returns, so Premier League stars are particularly popular, especially famous ones.
Boas was not impressed with Clancy.
That woman appeared in a magazine during the 2006 World Cup with an expression on her face as she was high and spoiled. Villas-Boas really didn't believe that she could control her belt.
Huang Kaiwen is currently the player with the highest commercial value.
It is super attractive to those page 3 girls.
After flipping through the newspaper a few more times, Boas went to bed.
…
After breakfast.
The wife took the children out to play, and Mourinho smiled and asked them to have fun.
When he and his wife met, he was only 17 years old and Mathilde was 15 years old.
There was no such high salary when he was working as a translator. His wife worked hard with him all the way, and now he is living a good life.
The madman character only targets the media and football opponents. In life, Mourinho is a good husband and father.
After they left, Mourinho started today's work.
Football coaches rarely have time away from football, short of outright retirement.
Otherwise, the team also needs to consider tactics and transfer targets during the holidays.
Recently, his son Jose Jr. doesn't want to play goalkeeper, and wanting to switch to winger is also a headache for him.
Young kids will look up to the best players.
It's a pity that this is his biological son, and his football talent is exactly the same as his.
If scientists don't develop some genetic medicine in the future, little José may not even be able to play in the second-tier league in this life.
Mourinho smiled bitterly and shook his head.
When they were young, they always competed for the forward position when playing on the street, and no one wanted to defend or guard the goal.
Times have changed now and kids want to play winger.
Mourinho's heart could not calm down while sitting at the table.
His punishment has not yet been announced, but the number of games suspended is a key.
There is also a League Cup interspersed in the middle of the league. If it is within three games, he can catch up with the game against Liverpool.
Mourinho threw down the documents in his hand and decided to go out for some air.
The fan's accurate prediction of yesterday's game also concerned him.
After putting on his coat, Mourinho wandered around in the street.
Gradually left West London.
Mourinho would deliberately avoid groups of teenagers when he saw them.
At such an age that is not subject to legal constraints, no one can guarantee what they will do.
Mourinho smiled and shook his head.
How long has it been since he walked down the street so aimlessly?
When people grow up, they always do things for various purposes.
Because I was in a good mood, the dilapidated street scene looked unique.
"Encyclopedia of Magic Supplies"?
Mourinho stopped and looked at the sign.
He looked around again to make sure no one noticed him quickly pushing the door open and entering.
"welcome."
Curry-flavored English came through.
Just from saying hello, Mourinho has already determined the origin of the other party.
The other party was dressed gorgeously, but from the calloused hands of the other party, Mourinho confirmed that the other party should be a Sudra and not a Brahmin or Kshatriya.
The strong smell of spices made Mourinho's nose feel a little uncomfortable, but he still held back and asked: "What is there here, is it a complete collection of magic supplies?"
"Of course, as long as you have money, I can fulfill all your wishes."
The skinny shopkeeper said with a smile, showing his black and yellow teeth.
"Every wish?"
Mourinho asked disdainfully: "If you can realize all your wishes, why do you still open a store? Wouldn't it be better to realize your wish and become a multi-millionaire?"
The shop owner's smile was a little stiff.
Fortunately, this wasn't the first time this happened to him.
He rubbed his hands and explained: "Our teachings emphasize spirituality. Helping others here can satisfy my spirit. Charging is just a form. After all, I need enough money to support the rent of the store."
Mourinho nodded noncommittally.
Porto has a tradition of hiring shamans, and those magicians have similar explanations about money.
Seeing that Mourinho was silent, the shop owner enthusiastically introduced: "Although it can meet all your needs and fulfill your wishes, everyone's situation is different. You need to find something that suits you."
"A fortune-telling session?"
Mourinho asked.
"certainly!"
The shop owner looked as if he was insulted and said with an exaggerated expression: "I was a very famous fortune teller when I was in my motherland. Nobles often asked me for fortune telling."
"Then why are you here?"
Mourinho asked, pointing to the dilapidated shop.
Shopkeeper:…
Damn it, are you looking for trouble?
Mourinho tolerated this because he was well-dressed.
The shopkeeper bared his black teeth and said, "This is all God's will, including the fact that you walked in here."
"Okay, how much does divination cost?"
Mourinho asked.
He didn't really believe in these things.
But for his income, one divination is no different than adding an egg for breakfast.
Come and try it now.
"82 yuan 5."
The shopkeeper immediately added: "Pounds!"
"How many?"
Mourinho feels more and more that this magic stick is a liar.
The cost of hiring a shaman in Porto is several thousand euros a week, and the big names he heard also spend tens of thousands of dollars on each divination.
"82 yuan 5!"
"Did you see this number from Ancelotti's autobiography?"
Mourinho asked funnyly.
He also bought Carlo Ancelotti's book "The Principle of Willing", which in his opinion was pure fart.
Mourinho even suspected that Ancelotti was deliberately letting other coaches go astray and wasting time on such things.
Because of his personal experience, Mourinho never minds thinking the worst about people.
"If you don't believe it, why did you walk in?"
The shopkeeper pointed to the small round table next to him and said: "I have already said that all this is God's arrangement. I can help you with your divination for free. If it works, you can just come back and pay."
"That's okay, but I saw that the crystal ball on your table is usually used by Gypsies. You must be a Hindu, right?"
Mourinho asked.
Shopkeeper:…
If he hadn't recognized Mourinho and wanted to catch a big fish, he would have called someone to deal with Mourinho now.
Divination is purely based on guessing, and if you can't get it right every time, someone will definitely come looking for you.
Stores like theirs will find nearby gangsters to help with after-sales service.
However, he suppressed this tempting thought.
It's a lot of trouble to mess with a public figure, it's just asking for money, and Europeans don't carry much cash with them, so there's no need to send yourself in.
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After adjusting his mood, the shop owner said with a smile: "No matter who's divination method, as long as it is easy to use. Everyone's work requires continuous learning, and I naturally have to improve myself."
Mourinho nodded.
At least it can be justified.
Since he didn't need money, he would give it a try.
Sitting at the small round table with the shop owner, Mourinho felt a little regretful.
The crystal ball divination in the movie is all done in a dim environment with red light, and the crystal ball will also glow.
But the crystal ball in front of this Indian old man seemed to be just a simple glass ball.
The shop owner observed Mourinho's expression through the reflection of the crystal ball and immediately said: "Concentrate and ask the questions you want to ask."
Mourinho thought for a moment and realized that Chelsea really didn't have any problems.
"Will I have trouble at work recently?"
Mourinho asked.
The shopkeeper nodded, cursing in his mind.
This fucking range is huge.
"You'll be in big trouble soon..."
said the shopkeeper.
Mourinho curled his lips and didn't believe it at all.
"...However, the trouble will disappear soon, or the person who makes you feel that the trouble itself is blessed by the gods and solves your trouble is just incidental."
The shopkeeper nodded and said.
"Okay, that's it for today. If it works, I will pay."
Mourinho got up and left directly.
The shop owner obviously recognized him, and the idea that Kevin was blessed by gods was very popular in Europe.
Mourinho felt that he had seen a ghost, so he went to the magic stick for divination.
He, José Mourinho, would not place his hopes on any gods.
Waiting for him to come home.
The children have returned.
Mourinho temporarily put aside today's encounter and played with his children.
Later.
The FA finally announced his punishment on its official website.
"Chelsea coach José Mourinho made inappropriate remarks during the game and repeatedly accused and insulted the referee on duty. This is not the first time this has happened, so we decided to fine Mourinho 10,000 pounds and ban him for 1 game. An additional three-game suspension was added for a total of four-game suspension as punishment."
Mourinho saw the news in his study and tried hard to suppress his anger and not want to affect his family.
He cursed in a low voice: "Shit, isn't it Clattenberg who should be punished? Those rubbish from the FA and the Disciplinary Committee can't solve the problem of referees, so they will solve the problem of telling the truth? Don't think of letting them go like this. I shut up..."
Don't blame Mourinho for being angry.
This is his longest ban in the Premier League so far.
It used to be 0-3 games before.
He was handcuffed after last year's Champions League game, and UEFA only banned him for three European games.
Mourinho will certainly be angry when he is suspended for four games this time for scolding Clattenburg.
He felt he was being targeted, otherwise the bans wouldn't have been so long.
He even had some suspicions that the FA was deliberately keeping him from catching up with the game against Liverpool just to create suspense.
Although Liverpool has been in decline for many years, it still remains competitive enough.
Mourinho couldn't help but sneer.
Is he, José Mourinho, so easy to beat?
Drogba's injury has almost recovered, and the team still has No. 10.
Mourinho couldn't figure out how Chelsea lost.
In the League Cup on September 24, the substitute lineup crushed Portsmouth 4-0 with ease, and Mourinho's one-game suspension was also over.
After the game, Villas-Boas approached Mourinho and asked: "José, the team's medical staff said that Kevin's body has almost recovered. Should we give him some opportunities in the next game?"
"let me see……"
Mourinho counted on his fingers and remembered the opponents in the next few games in his mind.
The Champions League in early October is an away game, and he is not prepared to let Huang Kaiwen go to Russia.
There are two league games before Liverpool, and after Liverpool there is the Champions League with Real Madrid.
Huang Kevin should indeed be given a chance to play and find his form.
Mourinho nodded and said: "That's it, let Kevin come on as a substitute for Stoke and Villa."
"okay, I get it."
Boas nodded and said.
September 27th.
Kevin Huang and his teammates took a two-hour bus ride to the Britannia Stadium to challenge Stoke City.
Chelsea used most of their main players in this game.
Stoke City are not an easy team to deal with.
Rory Delap's throw-in tactics made Wenger and Moyes unable to resist commenting on the player alone, giving him nicknames such as "Human Crane".
Throw-ins are easier to obtain than free kicks and corner kicks.
The trajectory of the throw is also more erratic and elusive.
Delap's goals through powerful throw-ins can account for a quarter of Stoke City's goals.
In order to cooperate with his tactics, the ball boys at the Britannia Stadium will prepare a lot of dry towels to help Delap wipe the ball.
Their home stadium is also the narrowest in Europe, and the billboard has been moved back a lot to facilitate Delap's run-up on the sideline.
This team, like their tactics, is very tough overall and plays high, and Britannia has never been an easy pitch to conquer.
In the 36th minute of the first half, Bosingwa's long-range shot from the right helped Chelsea open the opponent's goal.
"I can finally breathe a sigh of relief."
Ramos said with a sideways smile.
"One ball is not guaranteed."
Huang Kevin shook his head and said.
"It should be fine. By the way, Kevin, what did the coach tell you before?"
Ramos asked, picking up a bottle of water.
"Nothing, let me be careful about those women."
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
"You should be careful. That woman just met you once and she was in the newspapers for several days."
Ramos said dissatisfiedly. He held the bottle with his left hand and tried hard with his right hand to unscrew it.
Huang Kaiwen directly took the bottle and tore off the plastic seal, unscrewed it and handed it to Ramos.
Then he smiled and said, "I know."
He didn't expect Clancy to be so outrageous.
It was obvious that we met him once, and he said that we were very close to him, Mr. Huang.
grass.
Not afraid of Crouch being angry.
No wonder Boas reminded him that these women in the UK are much more hyped than other countries.
“The British media environment is so chaotic.”
Ramos sighed.
When he stayed at Huang Kaiwen's house, he was even published in the newspaper.
The British media also said that this is a Real Madrid tradition.
"There is no way, you have to adapt to playing in the UK."
Huang Kevin said.
Arsene Wenger was also suspected of his orientation at the beginning. What did he say? The British always like to question other people's orientation.
The old housekeeper just came over and let him get in touch with the editors and reporters after he got familiar with it.
We cannot let the British write random reports.
The game lasted 76 minutes.
Villas-Boas walked to the bench and asked: "Kevin, how do you feel?"
"It's okay. Do you want me to appear?"
Huang Kevin asked.
"Let's warm up and get a feel for it."
Boas said with a smile.
Huang Kevin glanced at the magic wand in Boas's hand, stood up and took off his training clothes.
What's going on in European football now? Isn't his coach Huang a normal person? No, Mourinho is pretty normal.
Villas-Boas is an assistant coach.
Let's play with [Pele] today, the team is not too far ahead.
It just so happened that he bought the [Pele] template and he hadn't even played 90 minutes yet.
Let the Premier League adapt to the Yellow Ball King's Samba style first, and then let them experience what it means to watch my seventy-two changes after they get used to it.
I'm just going to show up for a while today, so there's no need for the [Immunity Card].
Huang Kevin is relieved to have an [early recovery card] in his pocket.
During Kevin Huang's warm-up, Stoke City received a throw-in.
I saw Delap running up and throwing the ball into the penalty area 35 meters away from the goal. Substitute Ricardo Fowler jumped to the right side of the goal and crossed with a header, breaking the goal guarded by Cech.
Ramos on the bench was stunned.
I heard that he didn't pay much attention when Dali threw the ball. Huang Kaiwen also used similar tactics when he was in Milan.
But Delap was nearly 40 meters away from the goal this time, so he just threw the ball in and found his teammate's head!
"Am I still going to show up?"
Huang Kevin asked.
Boas nodded and said: "You come on, otherwise it will be difficult to solve."
Huang Kevin followed Boas to the sidelines.
Numerous Chelsea flags were erected in the away fans' stands.
"Kevin!"
"Kevin!"
"Kevin!"
Although he has only played twice, Huang Kaiwen's strength has been completely recognized by Chelsea fans.
They strongly agree with Mourinho's statement.
Give Huang Kevin enough time to reserve his physical fitness so that he can better cope with the heavy Premier League games.
Kevin Huang high-fived Malouda and then walked onto the court.
Stoke City coach Tony Pulis immediately called Olofingjana to the sidelines and told them: "Tell them not to follow people, you can't guard them, just stick to our penalty area and use your bodies to block it." Shoot.”
Olofingjana looked at Pulis.
Although he is often named and ridiculed by the media for not having a head, he does not really have no head.
yes!
Stoke players often use their bodies to block shots.
But it all depends on who takes the shot, right?
The Nigerian defender returned to the court with a dark face and conveyed the coach's tactical arrangements.
Stoke City's pressure at halftime, which was originally high in morale, instantly dropped a lot.
Farke!
Playing football is just to make money to support the family. Robinho makes so much money but he dare not use his body to block the shot of No. 10 and let them go?
When the Chelsea midfielder took a free kick and Huang Kaiwen picked up the ball on the right, a vacuum appeared around him.
No one from Stoke City was willing to run in front of Huang Kevin to defend.
As Huang Kevin dribbled the ball to the penalty area, Stoke City's defender prepared to grab it.
Snapped--
Huang Kaiwen didn't give them a chance at all. He raised his right foot and rubbed it. The ball arced and found Joe Cole in the penalty area.
Joe Cole didn't expect how strong the spin of the ball was, so he raised his foot and grounded the ball with the first move.
He hurriedly chased to the right, twisted around before Faye, and hit the side of the ball with his right foot. Joe Cole's irregular shot this time deceived Stoke City goalkeeper Russell Sorensen, bounced off the ground and jumped over the goal line.
Villas-Boas once again cheered passionately on the sidelines.
It’s so cool to see the immediate effect after putting it on!
The roar around him made him turn around subconsciously.
Boas nodded silently.
Ramos is a really good player. He is more excited when his teammates score goals than when he scores goals himself.
This kind of player is the cornerstone of the team.
Boas smiled and put his arm around Ramos' shoulders and said: "We will win today, right."
Ramos looked at Boas with caring eyes, which made Boas feel very hurt.
He had no idea what he said was wrong.
"Kevin hasn't lost once in his career."
Ramos said calmly.
Boas:…
Your tone seems to be talking about your own honor.
Boas complained in his heart.
Players from these super wealthy teams are indeed difficult to coach.
He looked towards the court. Number 10 once again took the ball and pedaled his bicycle like crazy. Half of the Stoke City team was chasing and intercepting the ball but they couldn't even touch it.
Boas nodded.
Except Kevin.
Huang Kaiwen dribbled the ball from the right towards Stoke City's penalty area. Danny Higginbotham was spiked by Huang Kaiwen. Faye then extended his foot and kicked Huang Kaiwen's ankle directly.
Huang Kevin instantly fell to the ground and rolled around holding his ankles.
Such an incident made Boas's smile freeze on his face.
He hasn't reacted yet.
There were already sharp exclamations around him: "Team doctor, team doctor..."