August 16th.
Real Madrid beat Getafe 2-0 away from home.
The previous schedule posted by the club forgot about the Spanish Super Cup. This is a true portrayal of Calderon Real Madrid.
The Spanish Super Cup is played by the La Liga champion against the Copa del Rey champion, with two legs at home and away, and away goals are also calculated. When the La Liga champion and the Copa del Rey winner are the same team, the La Liga champion will play against the Copa del Rey runner-up, which is Real Madrid’s Getafe, the younger brother from the same city.
Huang Kaiwen did not play in the away game. Yin Guayin and Raul scored respectively, helping Real Madrid get off to a good start.
Lily returned to Milan with the eldest lady to make preparations for the start of school.
Huang Kaiwen, who was bored, opened [Huang Kaiwen's Competition].
It’s already past 5 o’clock in the morning in China, and there are still many people active in Tieba.
At this time, many posts in Tieba at night are colorful, and search engines can find similar pictures.
Huang Kaiwen randomly found a few fascinating pictures and wrote the title "Shocked, the old man and his seven grandchildren actually did this to a beautiful woman with a snake waist", attached the link, and received a lot of thanks.
These days, download speeds are measured in kilobytes. Internet cafes with slower Internet speeds may not be able to finish downloading by the time the accommodation is over.
Huang Kaiwen can imagine how some people would react after waiting for the download to complete. After seeing the snail-like progress bar finally running out, they clicked on it excitedly and heard "ding dong dong dong dong dong dong gourd"!
After posting a few more posts, including links to "Big Head Son and Little Head Dad" and "Little Lake Tu God", Huang Kaiwen finally stopped.
Staying up late and surfing the Internet is not good for your health, so it is better to read something that is good for your body and mind.
If you post too many posts, you may be blocked by the bar staff.
August 17th.
The famous Italian magazine "novella 2000" published some votes on players.
Toni, who moved to the Bundesliga, is the sexiest football player among Italian women. Huang Kevin ranks second, and Amauri ranks third. The reason Italian women like Tony is that he has the look and face of another era.
In the second survey of players worthy of cheating on women, Huang Kevin ranked first, with Gattuso and Toni ranked second and third respectively. In the third selection of the players most suitable for nude calendar protagonists participated by mothers, Tony, Huang Kevin and Borriello ranked in the top three.
Kaka is not ranked high in various selections, probably because the women selected by the magazine are more mature. Both Kaka and Huang Kevin belong to the girl group.
In the selection of campus magazines, these two people are ranked in the top two all year round.
Cassano, who claims to be more handsome than Beckham, does not rank high in various competitions.
Noon.
Cassano arrived at Huang Kaiwen's house.
Without Ramos he wouldn't even be able to play four-wheel drive.
"Let's go out and have some fun, Kevin."
Cassano said lying on the sofa.
"Not going."
Huang Kaiwen refused.
Since summer, the paparazzi have been following him to take photos of him.
During my previous trip to Asia, I went to Jiangnan nightclub for fun and it was in the newspapers.
Now that the new season is about to start, being photographed again is making headlines.
"I'm so bored."
Cassano said as he rolled twice on the sofa.
"You can ask your coach and take away your breaks and your life will be fuller."
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
"Then you might as well kill me!"
Cassano shouted.
"When the transfer period ends in a few days, I'll invite the whole team to come and play. Then you won't be bored anymore, dancer."
Kevin Huang joked.
Previous videos of Cassano imitating pole dancing are still popular on the website.
"Maybe some girls will appreciate my dancing!"
Cassano said.
He had no shame in this kind of thing.
"Maybe, why not ask Guti to go out bowling with us."
Huang Kevin said.
Madrid doesn't have that many entertainment venues, and outdoor activities are more popular than indoor ones.
Moreover, the real excitement of Spain is at night, and there is really nothing interesting during the day.
"Forget it, I prefer to play other balls."
Cassano sighed and said, "Let's play on the console for a while."
"also."
Huang Kevin nodded and said.
He and Cassano played live, but within an hour of playing, Cassano stopped playing.
The two sides are not on the same level at all.
Cassano, who was really bored, chose to go home to catch up on his sleep, and was going to go to a nightclub to have fun in the evening.
Huang Kevin felt that Cassano was so lackluster because Ramos was away.
In the past, when Ramos was here, two people could compete to see who could pee farther.
On August 22, returned to the Bernabeu.
Spanish Super Cup second leg.
Huang Kaiwen did not draw cards and played with the [Carlos Caesar] template for 20 minutes. The difference in strength was definitely there, but not as bad as he imagined, and his performance was quite satisfactory.
Real Madrid drew 1:1 with Getafe at home. Huang Kaiwen scored a penalty kick and successfully won the cup in two rounds.
After returning home, Huang Kaiwen discovered that he hadn't picked up a single feature. Maybe Getafe really didn't have much to offer, while Barcelona could pick out a lot of useful things every time.
In the evening he went online and played games for a while.
Huang Kaiwen took Kaka, Ramos, Inzaghi and Cassano to the Wild Boar Cave to kill people.
Disbanded after playing for two hours.
After winning the championship, Real Madrid can rest, but Milan's season has not started yet, and Kaká and the others still need to train normally the next day.
It was around 10 o'clock the next day.
Huang Kevin got up and Albert quickly prepared breakfast for him.
This time should be considered brunch.
"Sir, today's newspaper."
Albert handed the steaming newspaper to Huang Kevin and said.
Huang Kaiwen slowly flipped through the pages. Real Madrid, which had just won the Spanish Super Cup, was indeed the protagonist of the newspapers for a few days.
"Marca": "Real Madrid has become an unprecedented four-time champion. As long as they win the European Super Cup and World Club Cup, they can become the first six-time champion in football."
I was thinking about Barcelona before.
It looks like Hubasa is going to be cut off again.
I'm a little sorry for my good friend, the club champion. Let's increase the endorsement fee first. At worst, we can go to Milan to win the championship together.
"AS": "Heinze, who wanted to transfer to Liverpool, was treated coldly by Manchester United. Real Madrid hopes to introduce Heinze to replace Carlos who left the team. Real Madrid should indeed supplement the defense. Cannavaro's performance In the slump, Metzelder, who is exempt from the visa, may not be able to play as the main player in Real Madrid. Ramos left the team on loan, leaving Real Madrid in need of substitutes in both positions. Miguel Torres has proven that he is not capable of becoming the main player in Real Madrid. Cisini The same is true for Austria, before the transfer window closes, Real Madrid must add at least one central defender and one right back."
"World Sports News": "It is really regrettable that Kevin gave up snooker. When O'Sullivan was interviewed, he also said that he welcomed Kevin as his opponent. Kevin would rather stay in his comfort zone than Challenge the king in another field. Fans may have to wait a long time for Kevin's success in a new field."
Huang Kaiwen continued to browse and saw "The Sun".
He looked up at Albert.
Albert said: "There is a report about you, sir."
"All right."
Kevin Huang saw the "Sun" report about him and Shakira on the front page.
"Real Madrid has invited Shakira as a guest performer several times. This time in the opening game of La Liga, Shakira will no longer be a guest performer, but will watch the opening game of Real Madrid's new season as a special guest. She also said in an interview She is a fan of Real Madrid and Kevin, and according to the information we got from Real Madrid, Shakira is favored by Real Madrid because of Kevin."
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The whole article is full of speculation, and Huang Kevin certainly doesn’t care.
The Sun often assigns him leading roles.
Although the real owner was guessed this time, it was just a guess. If there was evidence, "The Sun" would have exposed it long ago.
Next is some news about the British Emperor Star.
Rooney is still the talk of the UK this summer because of his previous story with a 50-year-old cleaner.
In Huang Kevin's impression, Rooney's news seems to have never stopped.
There is also the fact that Ashley Cole is suspected of cheating on her, leaving his beloved wife Cheryl behind and running around outside.
In a corner, there is also news about a meeting between Atletico Madrid coach Javier Aguirre and a Korean returnee. The Sun speculates that Atletico Madrid may be preparing to introduce a Korean player.
Because of the news.
In the afternoon, Kevin Huang asked Neo to pick him up at the airport.
Although the King of Yellow Balls is not afraid of scandals, it is difficult to be photographed in the same frame as Shakira at the height of the storm.
At around three o'clock in the afternoon, Shakira appeared at Huang Kaiwen's house.
The Queen of Aladdin threw a box to Kevin Huang and said: "Congratulations on winning the Lawrence Award."
After Huang Kaiwen took it apart, he found it was a Rolex.
This is the brand that impressed Huang Kaiwen the most, because it was influenced by Hong Kong movies.
For a long time, Huang Kaiwen thought that those Jianghu people would hang a string of Rolexes on their arms when running away.
After casually looking at it, Huang Kaiwen took off his watch and put it on and said, "It looks pretty good."
"If you behave well, I'll give you another piece next time."
Shakira stuck to Huang Kevin and said.
Huang Kaiwen:…
It sounds like a big deal.
In order to cope with possible situations, Huang Kevin specially asked Albert to prepare oysters in the evening, and sent a message to Capello in advance to ask for a day off.
When Huang Kaiwen got up the next day, he realized how wise it was to ask for leave in advance.
When he stretched himself downstairs, Shakira was doing yoga in the living room with the TV on.
"What kind of show is this? Why haven't I seen it before?"
Huang Kevin asked.
"I brought my own DVD so that I can do yoga in the hotel."
Shakira said.
"No wonder."
Huang Kevin nodded and said.
After Shakira finished exercising, Huang Kevin sat on the sofa and randomly found a program to watch.
It didn't take long for Shakira's head to emerge from Huang Kaiwen's arms. She was full of aura on the stage. In fact, her figure was very petite.
"I will stay in Madrid for five days."
"Five days...then we should hurry up."
Huang Kevin lowered his head and said with a smile.
Shakira slapped Huang Kaiwen on the chest and said, "Are you going to let me stay in the room for five days?"
"Then you can go to the swimming pool or the yard if you want!"
Huang Kevin said with a smile, got up and ran away.
Shakira waved her fists and chased after her, but Huang Kevin turned around and grabbed her, carrying her on his shoulders.
Shakira, who is less than 1.6 meters tall, struggled hard but could not get rid of Huang Kevin.
In order to prevent her from suffocating in the room, the Yellow Ball King carried her to the swimming pool and threw her in.
The water splashes along with the wind and waves, constantly overflowing the edge of the swimming pool.
…
August 25th.
Shakira finally escapes the clutches of the yellow ball king.
Huang Kaiwen met up with his teammates, and the whole team went to the Bernabeu Stadium at around 4 p.m.
Capello took Raul to the pre-match press conference.
After Huang Kaiwen changed his clothes, he chatted with his teammates in the locker room.
"Do you think that guy Sergio can get a girlfriend in Milan?"
Cassano asked.
"Shouldn't you take care of yourself first?"
Guti said: "I haven't seen you have a regular girlfriend for so long. I doubt you can even remember the name of your date."
"I just can't remember. Sometimes I remember things wrong in person. I've met too many girls."
Cassano said proudly.
Cannavaro advised: "If you want to develop well, you'd better make your private life healthier. Those girls may reveal your privacy at some point. You should have seen Rooney's report. The whole of Europe is Laughing at him, again!"
"I'm not Rooney!"
Cassano said, standing up and shaking a few times to prove his words.
Sneijder and Robben sat together and watched Cassano play tricks.
After staying in Real Madrid for more than a week, the experience was not bad.
Although I haven't been able to participate in this kind of topic for the time being, I haven't been excluded either.
Language is their biggest problem now. Spanish is the mainstream at Real Madrid. Both of them can speak English and can communicate with their teammates, but they don't speak English specifically to take care of them when chatting.
In order to appear more gregarious, Sneijder and Robben both had smiles on their faces.
It doesn't matter if you can't fully understand, Cassano's body language clearly expressed what he meant.
At 5 o'clock, Doraul returned to the locker room to chat and relax with his teammates.
Huang Kaiwen silently put away the second-prize lottery ticket, looked at the [expected value] of 100, and chose the lottery.
[Ding, get the 24th round of Serie A in the 1992-1993 season, Juventus vs. Roma, Robert Baggio single game experience card]
The melancholy prince!
When Huang Kaiwen watched Serie A in the early days, the player who impressed him most was Baggio.
Domestic broadcasts of Serie A began in 1989, and Baggio was on the rise. With his handsome appearance, deep eyes, and melancholy temperament, [Baggio] captured many fans in the country.
He has exquisite technique and superb footwork, good dribbling ability, and is good at passing and shooting, but his physical fitness and speed are not that outstanding.
Huang Kaiwen still remembers that he saw in a magazine a long time ago that Baggio had more than 220 stitches in his knee when he was 17 years old. This may have affected [Baggio]'s speed.
[Baggio] is a typical No. 9-and-a-half kick, and someone needs to be in front.
This is very similar to the yellow ball king's playing habits. With [Baggio]'s technical ability, there is no problem in playing on the wing.
There is no need to change positions with teammates today.
Capello stood at the door of the locker room with his right-hand man without going in.
"You don't have to come to the stadium with us later."
Capello looked at Galbiati and said.
"What do you need from me, Fabio?"
Galbiati asked.
"Take security to check the stands, especially the away fans' stands. The meeting between Koreans and Atletico Madrid coach is definitely not for the transfer of Korean players."
Capello said seriously.
Baldini asked: "Fabio, you mean those Koreans are here to target us?"
"It's not us, it's Kevin!"
Capello said: "This time I went to Asia for training. Kevin scored 10 goals in a friendly match in Seoul. With the character of Koreans, they will definitely have an opportunity to retaliate as soon as possible."
"You mean...those Koreans collaborated with Javier Aguirre and then used Asian witchcraft against Kevin?"
Galbiati asked.
"There's a possibility that that Mexican bastard is dishonest."
Capello gritted his teeth and said.
"I understand what you mean, let's focus on those Asian faces, right?"
Galbiati nodded and said.
"Yes, but be careful, you need to distinguish carefully, there are fans from China and Japan."
Capello said: "Real Madrid is becoming more and more popular in Asia. There will be many Asian fans at the Bernabeu. Do you know how to tell the difference?"
"Don't worry, I've seen it on TV. The noisiest one is definitely the stand where the Koreans are."
Galbiati nodded and said.
"Very good. If you see anything, confiscate it as disrespectful to Spanish beliefs. Anyway, those Koreans are the best at tampering with doctrines."
Capello said.
"Ok, I see."
Galbiati nodded and left quickly.
…
"I believe that the fans have been waiting for a long time. La Liga has finally resumed, and the opening game is the Madrid derby."
"Yes, we saw some new faces today. Whether it is Real Madrid or Atletico Madrid, there was a lot of personnel turnover in the summer. Some media said that after Carlos left, the first phase of the Galaxy Battleship era officially ended."
"Atletico Madrid forward Fernando Torres's 42 million euros transfer to AC Milan is the most expensive transfer so far in the summer transfer period. The second place is Real Madrid's new aid Robben. His transfer fee has reached 36 million euros. Competition After Torres failed, Liverpool turned around and wanted to bring in Ruud van Nistelrooy, who chose Inter Milan. In the end, they could only bring in a young Brazilian player with a transfer fee of 25 million euros."
"Real Madrid made a lot of transfers in August, but there are still a lot of transfer rumors about Real Madrid. What we have seen include Kaká, Adriano, Ballack, Quaresma, Fabrega There have been rumors of a move to Real Madrid, and Calderon has long admired Kaká and Cesc Fabregas."
"I wonder if Real Madrid can introduce one of the stars before the transfer window closes. OK, let's take a look at the starting lineups of both sides."
Real Madrid 433 single midfielder:
Goalkeeper: Casillas,
Defenders: Heinze, Cannavaro, Pepe, Miguel Torres,
Midfielder: De Jong, Guti, Gago,
Forward: Huang Kaiwen, Raul, Cassano.
Atletico Madrid 442 double midfielder:
Goalkeeper: Laio Franco,
Defenders: Mario Peña, Antonio Lopez, Luis Perea, Jukas Setaridis,
Midfielder: Simao, Raul Garcia, Maniche, Maxi Rodriguez,
Forwards: Aguero, Forlan.
"The lineups of both sides basically continued the main framework of last season. Real Madrid started with only Heinze, who transferred from Manchester United to Real Madrid, and Robben and Sneijder, two high-priced new players, who were on the bench before they came to Real Madrid. It hasn’t been reported for long, and it should still be in the running-in period.”
"Yes, among Atletico Madrid's starters, only Simao and Forlán transferred to Atletico Madrid in the summer. With normal team upgrading, it is impossible to replace half of the team's starters in one go. It all requires a little bit of running-in. "
The coaches of both teams followed the players.
Javier Aguirre took the initiative to reach out to Capello and said: "I hope it will be a wonderful game today."
"Oh, if you could focus on football, that would be it!"
Capello said with a smile.
Aguirre's heart skipped a beat. Did Capello discover something?
He smiled dryly and said: "I am a football coach, so my energy is naturally focused on football."
"That's best!"
Capello said, shaking hands gently with the opponent and then turned to walk to the coaching bench.
Aguirre put his hands in his pockets and touched the things the Koreans had given him.
Regardless of whether Capello finds out or not, there is no way to turn back when things have reached this point.
There are many wizards in his native Mexico. In order to prepare for the opening game of La Liga, Aguirre tried to ask wizards for help, but unfortunately he could not find a good candidate.
This time South Korea took the initiative to come to his door, which just solved his urgent need.
Superstition has always been popular in football, especially in recent years. Aguirre didn't know if the Koreans could help, but from what they said, it sounded like they were very powerful.
If Huang Kevin and Cassano can really be restricted, it will definitely be a good thing for him and Atletico Madrid.
Aguirre looked toward the court.
The captains of both sides went to guess coins, and Huang Kaiwen was chatting with his beloved disciple Aguero.
Originally, he still felt a little guilty, but now he no longer felt guilty.
Huang Kaiwen likes to invite other players to transfer. Who doesn't know in football now?
When Torres moved to AC Milan, he said that Huang Kevin's invitation played a decisive role. After losing Torres, Aguirre didn't want to lose Aguero again!
At 7 o'clock Madrid time, the referee blew the whistle to start the game.
Forlan knocked across the ball, and Aguero immediately gave the ball to his new teammate Simao.
"Simão started his career at Sporting Lisbon and joined Barcelona before. Unfortunately, his time with the giants was not very successful. After that, he returned to Portugal and played for Benfica for 6 seasons. In the summer, he transferred to Atletico Madrid for a high price."
"Yes, this player missed the 2002 World Cup due to injury and has been serving as a substitute for Portugal's golden generation, but he is very strong, oh, this is eating raw with speed, Miguel Torres was passed directly... Cross, this kick should be a cross, but the pass was too close to the goal and it resulted in a goal attack."
"At the beginning of the game, Atletico Madrid got a chance for a corner kick. Simao went to the right to take the corner kick. Alas, Raul Garcia hit him in front of him, and Cannavaro went over! Aguero!
! "
"Aguero gave Atletico Madrid the lead in the first minute. After Torres transferred and left, this super rookie became the new hope of Atletico Madrid fans."
"This ball should not have been thrown. Pepe did not react. Cannavaro jumped up and let Aguero on the left post successfully header the goal."
The excited Aguero quickly rushed to the corner flag area.
The Meilingers in the stands looked at each other with wide eyes to celebrate.
Real Madrid has won championships all the way since the end of last season. They won friendly matches and the Spanish Super Cup in the summer without much effort. Why can't they win immediately after the new season starts?
In addition to the opening game, today's game is also a Madrid derby.
The antagonism between Real Madrid and Atletico is very serious, and they will never accept a loss.
Many fans have set their sights on No. 10.
"Kevin, score!"
"Kevin, score!"
"Kevin, score!"
Some anxious fans have already shouted that name.
On the bench, Robben turned around and asked: "The game started conceding goals. Are the Real Madrid fans shouting for a goal?"
He can still understand simple Spanish.
"I'm not sure. I transferred to Real Madrid a few days earlier than you."
Sneijder shook his head and said.
"They mean to ask Kevin to score, right? Can they just call Kevin to score?"
Robben curled his lips and said.
He has watched some of Huang Kaiwen's game videos and knows that Huang Kaiwen is very strong.
But today's opponents, Rodriguez and Maniche, almost all stick to Huang Kevin. Robben himself plays on the wing. He feels that this situation is very difficult to handle.
Both Atletico Madrid players are very smart when defending.
Maniche is responsible for keeping close contact, while Rodriguez, who is more familiar with the offensive player's routines, hangs around Huang Kevin. When Huang Kevin handles the ball, he will judge according to the offensive player's thinking before looking for opportunities to stretch his feet.
If it were him, he wouldn't have much else to do.
Huang Kaiwen couldn't find a chance to get the ball, so he chose to pass back, just like Robben thought.
Playing on the wing requires space to accelerate, and this kind of close defense is the most troublesome.
Seeing this, he felt that Huang Kevin was not much better than him.
Robben saw Huang Kaiwen running to the middle, Guti passed the ball straight, Huang Kaiwen turned around with his back and heeled the ball, shook off the rushing Raul Garcia, and quickly rushed to the opponent's penalty area with the ball.
Raul Garcia and Maniche chased back wildly.
Maniche, who was closer, decisively stepped on Huang Kaiwen's heel. The unprepared Huang Kaiwen fell heavily to the turf.
Then Robben saw a scene he would never forget.
Real Madrid players were seen rushing towards the foul spot from all directions. Their speed was faster than during the attack. Atletico Madrid players could not protect Maniche at all.
Raul Garcia blocked Maniche behind him and used his body to block the backcourt players such as De Jong and Pepe, but Cassano took advantage of the referee to persuade the Real Madrid backcourt players and kicked Maniche's calf.
Maniche screamed, causing the referee to turn his head. Pepe swung his arms and rushed up. De Jong pretended to be a sheep to stop Pepe. When he stepped back, his spikes hit Maniche's arm. Maniche screamed again. Wail.
Robben clearly saw De Jong looking at Mani's lower body from the corner of his eye and wanted to step back, but was pushed away by Luis Perea.
Without being pushed away, Maniche has a leg that he has been unable to use for some time.
Robben shuddered.
I thought Real Madrid's teammates were easy to get along with before, but now I see that these people are quite ruthless.
No wonder Kevin gave him an iron rod for self-defense. It took him a long time to defend himself against his teammates?
Robben suddenly thought of a question.
Real Madrid players came up and received several yellow cards. The coach must be very unhappy.
He turned to look in front of the coaching bench and saw the coach who had never smiled before, with a smile on his face. Robben felt that his previous understanding of Real Madrid was still too shallow!
