Yesterday was so embarrassing that I almost walked out of the three bedrooms and one living room.
Here's how it happened.
The day before yesterday, my dad went out for a wedding banquet, and then he met an acquaintance. I’m not sure about the details, but we talked about a blind date afterwards.
ps: Xiaoxingxing herself is considered a type of person who is quite repulsive to blind dates.
Then the key point came, this time I went directly to the woman’s house (ಥ㉨ಥ)
What’s even more suffocating is that my old man also bought cigarettes, alcohol and fruits to our door.
First time! ! ! ! !
Before this, neither party knew each other, only the middleman.
Buy something at the first meeting! ! ! ! !
I don't know what to think either.
(Beep quietly, usually only the hairy son-in-law comes to the door to carry things, right? Right?)
At that time, I almost ran away.
Fortunately, my old man didn't let me carry anything! ! ! !
In my impression, usually only when both parties confirm a relationship or intend to get married will they carry something, right?
This is the first time I’ve seen this! !
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It’s simply a social death scene! ! !
After that, when eating, the process was pretty normal, nothing particularly embarrassing.
After eating, something embarrassing happened again. They all ran aside to play cards.
There were only two of us left.
Restore the scene at that time.
(partial excerpt)
Me: Do you have any hobbies?
Woman (silent for a moment): I don’t have any hobbies.
Then, I was embarrassed and chatted to death.
Little Xingxing could only forcefully change the topic and turned to talk about her hobbies.
The situation after that will be roughly similar to this, and I will basically do the talking.
(Ps: Xiaoxingxing is not bragging. As an online article author, I know quite a lot about various aspects, although it is not in-depth enough.
But it’s enough for daily chatting.
Whether it's pop songs, movies and TV series, business, literature, gossip, work, daily life, travel, astronomy, geography, humanities, history, etc., we can all talk about it. )
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do you know?
As mentioned earlier, when they went to play cards, they kept playing until after 10 o'clock.
During this period of two or three hours, the two of us just had an awkward chat there.
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From personal experiences to hobbies and various experiences, it’s just a mess.
In fact, let's chat. It's not embarrassing. What's embarrassing is that you can't pick up the topic.
Some topics were talked about halfway, and some even just started and then ended forcefully.
At that time, Little Xingxing was too embarrassed to urge her to leave, so she kept chatting until her mouth went dry.
Finally, it was past ten o'clock, and I couldn't bear it anymore, so I turned to the living room to check the situation.
It was indeed not early at that time, and not long after, the card game in the living room finally ended.
At that time, little Xingxing's heart was like this.
(Heaven, earth, it’s finally over! Sprinkle flowers!)
By the way, there is one more thing I forgot to mention.
Um.
Well, after dinner, the girl and her mother went to the kitchen to clean up.
The middleman went in and the girl's mother came out.
Then, the middleman asked me to go in and wash dishes or something.
I knew he wanted the kids to talk.
But this…………this is…………
You understand, right?
A man and a woman, they just met for the first time, and they cooperate in doing housework?
I'm not saying that I don't want to do housework or anything, I just think this kind of scene is weird.
Think about that scene.
In the evening, a man and a woman meet for the first time in the kitchen. One washes the dishes, and the other washes them a second time.
Therefore, I was completely stunned.
Maybe it’s because I haven’t had many blind dates and I don’t have much experience.
Strictly speaking, this is Xiaoxing’s first blind date (introduced by elders, most of the previous acquaintances were introduced by friends)
All in all, this experience is something I will never forget.
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