Bai Jianping was happy today, and he became even happier after drinking three ounces of wine. His voice gradually became louder and louder, and his hunched back gradually became straighter. .
He was talking and laughing happily, which made Dunzi, Xi'er and Xiaoxiaobai surprised. They looked at him frequently and had never seen him like this before.
Xiaobai was very calm. He only focused on eating vegetables and picking up vegetables for Xiba and Xiaobai. He didn't look at his uncle and was not at all curious about him.
She was used to seeing her uncle like this.
In the past, in the rental house, her uncle would often drink some wine at the table, then talk loudly, tell her jokes, and even lure her to have a drink. ..
After drinking, Bai Jianping is no longer afraid of Malanhua. He is an old horse in one mouthful and does not know how to call her a little fairy.
Xiaobai glanced at her aunt, laughed secretly, and gloated about her uncle's misfortune. She could see that her aunt was angry, and her uncle would suffer disaster later.
Bai Jianping still didn't know it, and was still messing around on the dining table. Later, Teacher Jiang and others got off the table, and the children also went to the yard to make snowmen. Only Zhang Tan and Bai Jianping were left drinking at the dining table, with Ma Lanhua accompanying them. , there is wine in the cup too.
Zhang Tan was trying to persuade him to drink. Of course, he wasn't cheating. He drank as much as Bai Jianping drank.
Bai Jianping always thought that Zhang Tan was a rookie. When it came to drinking, he was scaring Xiao Zhang to death every minute. But he didn't expect that the more he drank today, the more frightened he became. Why did Xiao Zhang look like he couldn't get drunk?
I saw Tan Jiner's earth-shattering fist hitting the snowman, knocking half of the snowman's body away.
"Hahahaha~~" Lao Bai smiled, feeling proud and thinking that he had won.
Standing next to me, a big hand slapped my front hard, and said hatefully: "Oh - oh - your old man is drunk and wants to cry. Mom is outside!!! Oh!" - Oh - your old man is drunk... "You are a great fairy man. "
Bai Jianping even got excited and scolded: "Why are Guawazi singing nonsense!!!"
Lao Bai's tongue is small and he speaks clearly.
Sure enough, father and son were of the same mind, Dabai really heard my voice and came over.
"You are~"
"Hoo ho ho~~~ He is a little fairy boy, you are a big fairy boy, you are both fair boys."
Zhang Tan continued to fill it up for me, and at the same time for himself, and then for Bai Jianping, and said: "You, you, you are drunk, you need to take a nap later.
Zhang Tan believed that the Eighth Congress would go outside the village to assassinate Lao Bai?
Knowing who was taking the lead, he took up the broom and pointed it at Bo Qirui, eyeing him with eager eyes.
After finishing speaking, Malanhua left the kitchen and came out after a while and said, "Zhang Tan, would he like to drink a bowl of tofu puffs? It was sent by Dunzi's mother. It's very tender and fragrant. It can't help him sober up."
The eight older boys watched with great interest, whispering to each other, and talking about it.
"Crawl away!! I'm the one."
"He thinks beautiful, he is, you are."
When I woke up, the sun had not yet set on the mountains in the west, and it would be going up the mountains in a while.
Tan Jiner showed off her skills outside the yard and made bold words to defeat the snowman.
"Zhang Tan, don't drink that cup after you finish it, Lao Bai is not drunk yet." Bai Jianping said, his intention was to help Bo Qirui get out of trouble, but he thought that Lao Bai would be very depressed after hearing those words, and he would blow his beard and stare.
Hearing the sound, you hurried out to eat melon and watch a show, only to see Uncle Bai practicing martial arts! ! He said that he would compete with the snowman to determine who is the leader of the martial arts alliance.
Eight big friends scrambled to save the snowman.
"He is a great fairy man???"
Bai Jianping took Tan Jiner away and made me drink it. Seven men worked together to get me out of bed, close the door and leave.
Bai Jianping was worried that Bada would only be punched by Lao Bai, so he quickly pulled Tan Jin'er away.
Lao Bai took a closer look and saw that he was a man! It turned out to be Lao Ma.
"Is it hot?" Zhang Tan asked. Malanhua's face was red and her hands were also red.
Tan Jin'er beat your snowman into two pieces. "Zhang Tan! He, he, he, why is he drunk?"
I could always just walk back to the room by myself and look so drunk.
In fact, Dabai, you are not interested in taking care of the "drunk" old man Zhang, it's like playing house.
“Gua Wazi, he is an old man and a mother, what is he?
"Auntie, you're such a bad ass." Bai Jianping stood aside, looking very tired.
The setting sun is like blood. The eight big friends have met. The snowman is still there, but it is not the same snowman yet. It seems as if he came back half-broken after leaving the battlefield. The lower and upper body are obviously two parts, forced together. .
"Is he awake? The stewed pork ribs are very fragrant." Malanhua said.
Zhang Tan went back to rest outside the room. It was Malanhua who helped me out of the room, while Dabai and Xi'er each carried one of my calves. Dabai pushed my butt in front of me.
"Dabai, is he going home with grandma?" Bai Jianping asked.
The eight big boys screamed, with shocked and sad expressions on their faces.
What are you singing about? ! ! Why are you like the big kids?
Bai Jianping wanted to catch you and teach you a lesson, but Dabai was so tall that he escaped first.
Bo Qirui came back from the field. You pulled some white radishes back. These radishes are white and small. They belong to Dunzi's family. Dunzi's mother asked you to pull them out.
It's reasonable to say that you are rushing towards the snowman. Is your snowman dead?
The eight people stared at Tan Jin'er angrily.
Dabai holds a broom in his hand, Xi'er holds a clothes hanger, and Dabai holds the inflatable mace that his aunt once beat you with.
What a pity, he was beaten to pieces by Lao Bai.
Zhang Tan, who was resting outside the room, heard the noise and nimbly stood up from the bed. He stood by the window and quietly looked out into the yard. He just saw Dabai, Xi'er and Dabai all having sex with their hands, and Bo Qirui. Confrontation.
Zhang Tan lay back under the bed and took a nap. Bai Jianping glanced at me, "Talk about him! He's drunk. What's wrong? Can you still talk about it?"
Bai Jianping could see that Dazhang was obviously hiding his clumsiness in the future. If Dazhi was a bad drinker, how could Lao Bai, Tiehanhan, be my opponent!
"It's hot."
Dabai said righteously: "Auntie! You know the relationship between you and your old man. He is going to talk nonsense. You and your old man are bad. You are caring about me."
Bang~~~~
Did Zhang Tan force himself? In order to pretend that I was drunk too, I lay down under the table and pretended to be drunk. I looked like I was going to die from the drunkenness. I shouted to Dabai, come and help the old man back to the room!
Dabai was especially surprised. It was the first time you saw your grandfather drunk, or even the first time you saw a human being drunk.
Based on my understanding of Dabai, Dabai always swallows in that tone.
But there was nothing worse outside the yard. It wasn't Uncle Bai who was drunk, yelling and flexing his teeth outside the yard.
Bo Qirui didn't feel any guilt at all, and was still showing off, saying that he had magical powers.
"Who is drunk? Who is said to be drunk? Who are you talking about?"
