Chalk Soil Chapter 181 Auction Jokes

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Does Ping Jiangshan hold a grudge?

I don’t know, but I guess I’m being cautious!

After all, the fate of the sixth son of the Li family is not good now. When Jin Yuan massacred the powerful masters of the first realm, there were many bystanders recording it, so this nobleman of the Zhang family became the vanguard.

Crow Sacrifice has a certain estimate of the foundation of spaceship civilization:

First of all, this spacecraft is in a vacuum zone and is looking for true freedom. It is very short of energy. If it cannot prove its ability to take them out of here, it will be difficult to pull out the teeth.

The temple’s energy standard units are divided into two systems based on the technological side civilization and the magic side civilization:

The measurement unit of technological side civilization is the energy consumed by each cycle of each level of civilization, from small to large: level three, level four, level five, up to level nine.

There are too many units in the magic side civilization. According to the level of supernatural energy, each unit corresponds to one ten thousandth of the threshold of the corresponding supernatural energy level.

For example, a little bit of apostle energy means that a practitioner of the apostle realm can possess one ten thousandth of the energy of the limit of that realm.

In the same way, the Crow Sacrifice now only needs one thousand tenth-level Emperor Energy Coins to nurse him back to his peak state.

But right now, it's not easy for him to bid.

"Don't worry, everyone. I am letting the companions enter the world now mainly to train their strength and see the world with all the young talents. As for the salary, you can just negotiate with them."

In the current state of the light element, it is actually useless to take low-level currency, but just as he was about to continue to give out chips, he heard Yuan Xi's voice coming from the stage:

"Everyone! In addition to the items on the menu today, we also added a new contract!

"This contract has an extraordinary origin. Friends who know the inside story can raise a sign!"

As the words of the Yuan family walker fell, the light element saw a seal slapping its belly performing a talent on the stage...

Little Tiger:? ?

I didn't arrange this!

That’s ridiculous!

Angelica: Hum hum~ It’s my handiwork~

Ball Lightning akimbo with pride.

At this moment, Coelophysis is telling a cold joke to the big seal:

"Polar bears breathe in the cold air every day. Will they get stomach upset?"

Coelophysis takes the lead!

"I would also say to it, can you blow west?"

"No wonder it is said that drinking northwest wind can make you full!" Lemon Puppy nodded seriously.

Feng: You are like a watermelon!

Your whole family is a watermelon!

Coelophysis: My whole family is lemons!

Match: Damn, my scalp is so itchy!

The cold scene is...

"Damn! Who turned on the air conditioner?"

"Fart! We obviously fell into a space-time wormhole, otherwise where would the seals come from!"

"Ahem, everyone, please be patient. This dragon knight, [Do you want to hit the leopard's belly?] is a high-level dragon knight. As for what is special about it, please discuss it." Yuan Xie smoothed things over.

Get out!

What kind of snakeskin are you two!

When I came out of the VIP box, I felt like a cow or a horse eating powder!

He also kept saying that if he wanted to go on stage, someone with good knowledge would definitely sign a contract with him!

What a monster!

He also had a greeting note (written by Su Yao to Little Tiger) on him!

Light element:? , how come I don’t know about this?

Angelica: Hum~ (Hold your arms and braid in the air, you are such a proud girl), of course I stole it~

(Little tiger with question marks on his face): (touching his forehead), no, you took the wrong medicine?

Ball Lightning: Twist~

Gan!

This scene is like the man kneeling down to propose marriage, the woman saying "I do" and then putting on the ring, her intelligence +2, and then looking at her fiancé like she's looking at trash.

Damn, what stupid thing did I just say?

suitor:? ? ?

The crow priest was silent for a moment, but he still looked so elegant, drinking the delicate citrus black tea as gentle as jade.

Citrus has to be put in drinks, it tastes good no matter what!

"this……"

"Yes. My companions have their own characteristics. Everyone should also know that these three are willing to be the tailgaters for three years and like to make a fool of themselves in the square (understanding that the kings are secretly observing, with questions on their faces: Do you eat duck neck?), But there is no doubt about their strength. However..., maybe because they have experienced too serious things, they like to use this kind of fearless humor to hide their wounds."

The crow priest's words became lower and lower as he spoke, as if he had some bad memories, but then he returned to his demeanor of being determined in everything.

"Understood. Although I don't know the specific case of this person, I believe that little tiger, since you have chosen to bring these companions, I think you will not let us down!"

"I believe that the good friend who contracted this companion star will not feel disappointed." Light Element was very aware of Coelophysis's position in this arena's points, so he behaved politely.

Fortunately, we didn't bring Lin Xingyu, a naughty pig!

Ancient locust tree:? , do you want the operation under general anesthesia, semi-anesthesia, or mild anesthesia?

Gu Xiaowu, who was holding his buttocks, said, "Oh, it's spicy~"

After Angelica's mission was assigned, many curious people came around the auction. Chu Sheng [Ah Q] was obviously indispensable among them. His nickname was [Little Bear Walking at Night]. The origin of this name is related to the lotus root dog. origin.

because……

There was a little bear walking at night. Suddenly he felt a cold feeling on his buttocks. He touched it with his hand and found that his tail was missing. Then he looked back and saw a tail-chopping ghost!

Yes, this is a long, long story, so I won’t tell it for now.

"Roar" the Tyrannosaurus rex looked up to the sky and roared, then ran away in a hurry.

His current situation is very awkward and he doesn't know how to deal with it.

A strong wind swept through, and the cut lotus root dog was soaked in the rain. He used his short hands to pull randomly in the air, feeling distracted and depressed.

At this point, the Seals' home game isn't over yet.

Today, the wind and snow in the northern country welcome the Emperor of Cold Joke!

"Leopard, I heard that you grew up eating little cuties. Can you tell us a penguin secret?"

"Oh?" The seal shook its tail, "Do you know why their bellies are white?"

The big bearded face came close to Lemon, and Coelophysis was a little itchy, "Oh, you made me look like a flower with a stem, I really want to laugh~"

"Hahahaha! You guessed it, of course it's because penguins have short hands and can only wash their stomachs when taking a bath!"

Damn, the two jokes together don’t make it funny!

Numb!

The young nobleman of the Zhang family was about to hold up a sign, but was instantly frozen and speechless.

Damn it!

Do I really want these two creatures to be with me?

However, the value that Ping Jiangshan just showed is there. Although he is not very willing in his heart, the price has been given out one after another in the box.

The currency used in very civilized transactions, that is, energy, is one less when used, especially after the fifth level, which is basically non-renewable.

Many times, the currency of the magic-side civilization is a kind of right. Moreover, when superpowers advance by one level, the square root of the data is used. Therefore, although a sixth-level currency is proportional to a fifth-level currency, no one will choose to trade it.

The powerful trade with the powerful, the emperor trades with the emperor, and occasionally give a currency to the younger generation, which is also used by the other party for identification. It can be said that the realm gap between the magic side makes there almost no intersection between different realms. .

What does the light element buy?

What I bought was the technology-side energy currency.

Oh, what’s so precious about technology-side energy?

This is a misunderstanding, because energy requires equipment to store. Just like you think this company sells water, in fact, water is free at all. They sell plastic bottles, and they recycle them for a few cents per dollar. This The same is true for energy currencies.

How much is energy worth?

But equipment that stores energy is valuable!

Especially the technological capabilities of the current world island civilization:

Needless to say, climbing civilization, I have never seen a TV set, and I have been playing virtual reality in the sad metaverse since I was born. I have never played such things as snake, parkour, and push box. It is so sad!

Because the Xilai civilization survives in a black hole, and it is also an Ice Age black hole, its technology points are more scientific than scientific. Although it has purchased a high-tech framework and an energy field enhancer, it is mainly on the magic side. For the world island civilization, it is really useless.

But in the final analysis, these are still due to the slow technological breakthroughs and the lack of visible results. However, this aspect is exactly what the temple with the technology side as its core development lies in.

During this time, the crow priest plans to receive all the novice gift packages given by the temple, and the result is the technological attributes of the world island civilization:

It is true that the improvement of the world island's technological civilization has not directly helped his own strength, but for now, this is the only place where he can use his skill points, so he plans to take action.

As for how to receive the gift package from the temple, Jin Yuan currently has the ability to disguise his identity as a crow priest, and the value of the spaceship civilization and the previous technological accumulation of the Dragon Clan are all materials he can use.

But in the final analysis, when facing Gaia in five days, what he needs is the currency of the magic-side civilization. He can directly use it to heal his wounds and form combat power. How to capture it now, there may be only one place, and that is the teleportation in the dragon hive. Array.

The crow priest is drawing up a contract, and the cold jokes on the stage are not over yet.

"Coelophysis, do you know which animal is the quietest in the zoo?"

"Oh? Is it a chrysanthemum with a cactus holding its stamen?"

"No, no, no, it's an orangutan! Because when they're angry, they meow quietly! (Punches chest)"

"Hahahaha, there really was a kid named Xiao Ming once upon a time, but Xiao Ming didn't hear him!"

Right, young man!

A joke paired with a retarded speech, that's it!

Lin Xingyu nodded secretly, this is a team of strong opponents!

"I'm going to give you a brain teaser test. What is Orange afraid of the most?"

Seal suddenly became serious.

Audience: Damn it! Can you believe it, I listened to a seal tell a bad joke for ten minutes!

"Hahahaha! You are so stupid! It's a fungus! Because the fungus wants to die, the orange has to die!" Coelophysis squawked with joy.

Audience: Damn it! Who knew, a dog with a lemon butt could tell jokes!

Damn it!

Why is this world so magical?

Qianggulong: Question Lezi people, understand Lezi people, become Lezi people, and surpass Lezi people!

oh!

Lemen!