"Did you do the robbery?"
"No, I'm a philosopher."
"Then what are you doing with a gun in your hand?"
"Is this gun good-looking? When I was reciting the Hegelian Prajna Absolute Sutra, sister Chang'e gave it to me in my dream."
"..." The pig demon was silent for a moment and hummed.
"What, you don't believe it?" The Bodhisattva was not angry and proud.
"Believe! I believe whatever the Bodhisattva says!"
"Wait, aren't you a spider spirit?" The cuckold shrimp frowned.
"Yeah! I'm a pig spirit!"
"Grandma, you lied to me, didn't you! Do I look like a fool?" Bodhisattva kicked the pig spirit over, and the huge Gatling hit it on the head.
"Lord Buddha! I'll pay! No, no, no, I'll pay the tuition! I'm willing to recite Buddhist scriptures!"
"Do I look like that person who gets something for nothing?" The Bodhisattva took the pig demon's money and nodded with satisfaction.
"How dare you, Master, you said that I have paid the tuition, can I start chanting sutras..."
"It's easy to talk about! When you achieve Zhengguo, you can also get such a big gun like me."
The Bodhisattva casually gave this book "I Love You Three Thousand Times, I Can't End My Love", and returned to the ice with the two [Jie Yi Brothers].
The so-called overflow refers to the redistribution of resources, giving what others have overflowed to what others have fallen short of.
It's like grabbing the pig demon's money and adding krypton gold to your game account.
Ha ha ha ha!
Returning to the top spot is just around the corner!
"Don't be nervous. If you join my Buddhist sect, you will be able to achieve enlightenment soon. Remember to come here often to buy Buddhist scriptures. From now on, you will get a 20% discount!"
"Yes! It's Master!" Suddenly the Bodhisattva patted his shoulder. The pig demon who was studying the book suddenly shook up. Although he felt fearless, he was so exhausted that he left the ice cave.
Damn it, I was so close to reaching the last page, but I couldn’t hold on, and all my previous efforts were in vain!
What? I was robbed?
No! What the Bodhisattva gave is definitely a sacred book that can go to the Western Heaven!
This ignorant pig demon slid down the hillside and embarked on a path of "bringing prisoners in prison".
"Bodhisattva! Are everything you just said true?"
"Of course! Do you think my gun is beautiful?"
"Beautiful! It is simply the most beautiful Gatling in the world!"
"Of course, but I think the bullets it shoots are more beautiful! Do you want to try it?"
"..."
If I knew that I would be robbed while watching the live broadcast, I would definitely control my hand in posting comments.
"You just read a page of my unique skill, "Nine Turns and Eighteen Turns on the Road to Semen Retrieval". Why, don't you here want to eat a king's meal?"
"Caught!" Cuckold Shrimp yelled, eloquent, while Milk Bread tried his best to remember their nicknames.
"Where are my Buddhist disciples! What will happen to those who do not respect the teacher and the Tao!"
"Eat popcorn!"
The barrage on the public screen was all over the place, and those spectators felt regretful!
Is this how you, a monk who chants sutras, can save all sentient beings?
On the other hand, Yao Qing couldn't help but hush in his heart.
No, the "Insider Trading at the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion and the Longmen Escort Agency" that I read couldn't really be some profound classic, right?
But looking at the actions of those paying money, they seem to be impatient?
Spectator: Of course! He has a gun in his hand!
"Fellow Taoists! Participate in this grand event together!"
Ge Weigui, on the other hand, was dumbfounded. He had to take the lead in paying the money, and that was why he seemed speechless.
It's hard for the three of them to pretend to be crazy and act stupid.
With the current move, the three understanding kings are not only making money, but also gathering their own direct troops through this method.
Although there is no loyalty to these players yet, they have quickly expanded their sphere of influence among the unemployed.
The three brothers and Sheo Ou Gou had already formed an alliance before the game, so he knew that these books with unremarkable names were regarded as treasures in the system rating.
"Hey! Isn't this the [Inspiration King]? We haven't seen him for a few days, why are you so nervous?"
On the other side, the pig demon who was recuperating met the tiger demon who was looking for trouble.
Seeing its old rival lose weight like this, it took steps that even its relatives would not recognize.
"Yo! The eyes are very attractive!"
Although the tiger demon was timid at heart, he still wanted to test its strength.
"I advise you to be careful and don't force me to deliver the goods."
"Hahaha! Look at you, all your teeth are falling out!" The tiger demon laughed heartily.
"Let me see, I'll do it to you three thousand times, hahaha! The short wild short cloth bowl——"
One second the tiger demon was still smiling, and the next second his teeth were knocked out by the pig demon.
I saw that the originally weak pig demon suddenly became the size of a small mountain.
"You know, you don't have to eat dinner today."
"Dear, big brother... I feel like I have a waist."
"Definitely and definitely." The pig demon showed a nuclear-loving smile, but then put it down.
"Let's do this. You become my teacher. You only need to give some gold and silver, and you can understand this secret with me!"
"This——, consumption~" The tiger demon wanted to refuse, but when he thought that his life was in his hands, he stopped struggling.
"This is the result of my wholehearted cultivation of Taoism. Don't let down the good heart of the Bodhisattva."
"Bodhisattva? He must be the best person."
"Bullshit! He is just a beast! - Don't let him hear it without being arrogant or impetuous." The pig demon hurriedly recited the name of the Buddha, and then studied the book with the injured tiger demon.
On the other side, Gatlin's one-bullet deal was finally completed, and now the bottom of the lake had its results.
Jin Yuan spread out, and a punch broke through the ice from the bottom of the water. The storm stopped, but her figure left an eternal mark on the hearts of everyone.
【Fuck! God! Want a hug! Want a kiss! Lift it high! 】
[Why is the NPC so handsome and powerful! 】
Since Gu Huai didn't have ten yuan, Xi Lai NPC didn't know what was going on under the water at all.
But the Valkyrie who broke through the ice and the huge mechanical body she dragged out of the water shocked all the participants in the small world, and the Bodhisattva even took a breath of cold air.
The lotus root dog floated out of the ice mist, and he frowned.
The Panyuan Civilized Shrimp Tribe rarely saw practitioners take action, but Sheo Ou Gou was lucky enough to watch the video, but the destructive power was incomparable to that of the general named Jin Yuan.
Her destructive movements were so superb that they were almost abnormal, which simply subverted his three views.
Such a character, among Pan Yuan's Crabs, is definitely a rising star among the younger generation.
Because of the hostile relationship, Sheo Ougou shut down the live broadcast after getting close to Jin Yuan. No matter how much the paying audience scolded them, there was nothing they could do. He started paying, which was just a simple test.
Similarly, those at the top also saw the results, and this move intensified the already tight rankings.
The lotus root dog followed behind Jin Yuan, who was moving decisively, and the blood danced in the strong wind.
And he finally made up his mind.
