Zuer's use of clothes as a metaphor for people is indeed quite vivid, and the fat man also had fun, saying that he was a big cotton-padded jacket.
Although not as gorgeous as fur, it is comfortable and warm, and most importantly, economical.
After that, he teased Wu Xie, "Xiao Zhenzhen should be wearing casual clothes. It's not tiring to wear something clean and pure."
Wu Xie punched him and scolded him with a smile, "I don't think you look like a cotton-padded jacket or a military coat. You keep warm, but it's too heavy to wear.
Also, the fabric is so thick! "
The fat man didn't take it seriously, "What's wrong with the thick fabric? I think it's good to be thicker. It's strong, wear-resistant and can keep out the wind.
Tianzhen deserves to be a man of culture, and this military coat really expresses the essence of Fatty.
I think when looking for a man, you should look for a military coat. Not only can it carry the wind and snow outside for you, but the cotton inside is also clean and warm.
The most important thing is that the skin is durable and does not require you to worry about maintenance.
Is a down jacket okay?
It looks nice, but the wind blows through it.
Don't look at the glamorous places you usually see in big cities. If you try a trip to Jiamusi in winter, you may freeze to the point of peeing.
And the tattered fabric is so thin that if it accidentally scrapes against something hard, it will turn into a dandelion in minutes. "
After the fat man finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter.
There is no doubt that the fat man must have had his down jacket scratched. This metaphor is too vivid.
If there is wind, it is like a dandelion, with its duck feathers flying everywhere with you as the center.
Zuer and Xiaohua looked at each other, smiled at each other and took a sip of wine.
Wang Yueban looks like a rough guy, but in fact he is thoughtful and understanding, and he is indeed a rare understanding person.
The blind man looked at the expressions of the two brothers and pinched Zuer's hand, "What are you thinking of smiling so obscenely?
Could it be that you were brainwashed by the fat man’s military coat theory?
Wife, you’ve got the certificate, and you won’t regret it! "
Zhang Ruisong sneered, "I just said you got your certificate too early!
What’s so good about a leather jacket?
It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's quite expensive and I feel uncomfortable wearing it. I can't bear to throw it away.
Does this count as an IQ tax? "
Zu'er laughed and pinched a piece of meat to gag her father's mouth, "Your daughter, I am a strong martial artist and am not afraid of cold or heat.
A leather jacket is just right, I just want to be handsome!
Besides, leather jackets are not only good-looking, they are also windproof and wear-resistant.
If I really fell on the gravel road, wearing a leather jacket would at least not cause my arm to bleed.
But, it’s really expensive, so I have to use it sparingly! "
Zhang Ruisong curled his lips speechlessly, "A face-seeking dog, a damn face-controlling person!"
Zu'er snorted, "If my mother hadn't chosen your face, would she have wanted you?
You can't do anything to mess with the first place. As a farmer, you can't even farm. "
Zhang Ruisong was dissatisfied, "Who said I can't farm?
I grow my own vegetables in the temple. What’s so difficult about farming? "
Zuer rolled his eyes, "Then why didn't I see you farming?"
Zhang Ruisong glared at his daughter, "You are sincerely looking for trouble, our family has no land at all!"
Zu'er was obviously stunned for a moment. Does her family... have no land?
Damn it, it seems to be true. Only her mother’s household registration is real, and both of them are shady.
After knowing that she had misunderstood her father, Zuer hurriedly went over to act like a baby, and even gave her father food, euphemistically calling it a little cotton-padded jacket to give her warmth.
Everyone burst into laughter, and Xiao Qiqi didn't know whether he understood or not. The little fat man grabbed a piece of fried crispy meat and stuffed it into Zhang Qiling's mouth.
"Let's get the little cotton-padded jackets together, keep them warm, brother, eat them!"
Zhang Qiling was so generous that he actually took it and ate it. After finishing the meal, he didn’t forget to praise them all for being good.
The little guy was even happier now. He grabbed another piece of crispy meat and stuffed it to Wu Xie.
When Hua Ye saw that it was his turn soon, he said he was full and turned around to run away.
Although the little nephew is quite cute, Hua Ye is mysophobic and he really can't accept this kind of feeding.
As soon as Xiao Qiqi grabbed the crispy meat, she realized that her uncle was missing. She pointed blankly at Master Hua’s back and muttered,
"Uncle ran away? I didn't get any meat!"
The black blind man immediately acted mischievously, "Your uncle has something to do and he doesn't have time to eat. You can keep the meat for him!"
The boy thought his father was right, so he took a piece of paper from the table, wrapped the piece of crispy meat like candy, and stuffed it into his pocket.
Zu'er was so angry that he twisted the blind man's ears, "What a bastard dad, why are you cheating on your son?
This mountain is full of giant ants. He has a piece of crispy meat on his body. He is not allowed to be eaten by ants at night? "
Zhang Ruisong also glared at the blind man and told Qi Qi that his uncle Xiaohua didn't like meat, so he finally coaxed him into taking out the meat.
Zhang Qiling looked at this lively scene and smiled knowingly, suddenly feeling very happy.
The scenery here reminded him of some memories, and the strongest feeling was loneliness.
Go up the mountain alone, hunt alone, live alone.
There were people walking around, but they seemed to have nothing to do with him.
He is like a ghost dotted in the mountains and forests. When he is there, no one pays attention to him. When he is not there, no one pays attention to him.
Now it's completely different. There are many people around him, many who care about him.
His sister-in-law doted on him, Wu Xie cared about him, and Zhang Ruisong and the blind man also took good care of him.
Although their expressions were different, they made him truly feel his importance.
The night they first arrived was lively and quiet, maybe because the guy with the slumped shoulders hadn't received the news yet.
Zu'er didn't notice anything unusual, so she kept fooling around with the blind man for half the night, and it was too late to get up the next day.
Unexpectedly, they were not the only ones who got up late today. Wu Xie, Xiaohua, and Zhang Ruisong all had dark circles under their eyes.
As soon as Xiao Qiqi saw his mother, she immediately rushed over to hug her neck, and told her mysteriously that there were big monsters at night, and the boom and boom were so scary.
Joey slept in the glass house last night and put it away when he woke up in the morning.
It was well soundproofed there, so I could only look at everyone in confusion at this moment.
Wu Xie yawned, "Don't mention it, Fatty's snoring is really unreasonable, the shaking made the soil on the bamboo building fall down.
It would be great if we camped in the wild. Birds would fly across thousands of mountains and people would disappear, and even tigers would probably not dare to approach. "
The fat man sighed, "Xiao Tianzhen, you are going too far, how can you be so exaggerated!
Bullying the fat man, I don’t know how to write Tang poems, right? "
Zhang Ruisong suddenly asked doubtfully, "You are also a vigilant girl. Didn't you hear me?"
Zuer said vaguely, "I started to hear some noise outside, so I brought a glass house out."
Damn it, Zhang Ruisong suddenly remembered that they were so unjustly accused, why didn't they think of his daughter?
With that sound-insulating artifact, it would be nice to cover up the little fat guy.
The fat man was quite happy and asked Zuer if he could get him an air-conditioned one. He felt it was a bit hot at night.
Wu Xie was a little angry, "Why, I think we should sleep in a glass house.
Let the fat man keep watch outside by himself, and his snoring can scare off thieves. "
Everyone burst into laughter immediately, and Mr. Hua also agreed, "I think it will work!"
The fat man pinched the back of Wu Xie's neck with one quick step, "You are such a naive little boy, you are so weak now, aren't you?
Do you really want to sleep in a glass house to prevent the fat man from snoring?
Come on, come on, you said, looking at the sun. "
"No, no, no, I was wrong, the fat man was so arrogant."
Wu Xie was also a flexible person. He knew that the fat man had noticed something was wrong between him and his little brother, so he quickly begged for mercy while giving the other man a wink.
Zhang Qiling, however, was not one to shy away from suspicion. He rescued Wu Xie in the face of the fat man's teasing eyes, and took him out to have breakfast.
Zuer immediately felt that something was wrong. She was indeed too busy these days. She had not paid attention to Wu Xie since he went to live in Xiao Qilin House.
The fat man is very discerning and thoughtful. Could it be possible that he discovered something fishy?
It seems that I have to take some time to chat with my eldest nephew’s face soon.
